ME: “when leonardo dicaprio says baby girl he means it”? What do you think about that one?
BOSS: No not good enough. too on the nose. in fact i hate that post. discard it.
ME: hmm what if i made a bad post and then interjected it with a boss like figure criticizing the original post ?
BOSS: nah i hate that trope. too cliche.
i nod in agreement
BOSS: hmmm
ME: hmmm
BOSS: hmmm
ME: mm “not right now babe i’m being consumed by my own narratives”? what about that?
BOSS: you’ve already met your quota for meta/introspective x relationship-y type posts. you can schedule that for next quarter.
ME: ok got it. hmm hm. hm
ME: Ok hm. Ok hear me out
BOSS: uhuh?
ME: what if i said “miso soup tastes very feminine” ?
BOSS: hmmmmm mhm. mhm. add a "too me" at the end so that people know that it's not an inherent quality of miso soup like, inherently but rather a direct perceived experience of yours of the soup.
ME: you got it. i'll make sure it doesn't have that extra "o" in "to", also.
BOSS: you’re a fucking genius. send it.
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the old woman turns over the first card, revealing Posts. my Posts. all of them at once, written in an impossibly intricate hand, too small to read with human eyes. but I recognize them nonetheless. they whisper to me from the card, like they did when they were first written
the old woman frowns
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Is this really a website that I'd want to bring a post into
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I think one of my favorite things about Tumblr is that you and your moots can be simultaneously online and interacting with absolutely ZERO direct communication.
You can have the most in depth conversation ever without words.
The sheer amount of things that you can do on this website without words is almost insane.
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oh, this post? i totally just stole it as a clipping from home depot. but i think it's growing really well in this light
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postgame rose would get really into speedrunning. she'd stream no mic no camera on cwitch (earth c twitch) for anonymity but its a bruce wayne/batman thing, people keep theorising that HeteroMario7 is secretly Rose Lalonde, The God Of Knowledge. this is because she consistently gets insanely lucky with RNG and predicting NPC behaviour, to the degree that any runs she submits to speedrundotcom face intense scrutiny bc people think shes cheating. she sometimes uses this to get wildly ahead of world record pace but always throws at the last minute.
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Everyone’s an autist these days
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i feel like i use tumblr in insane bursts during a day
for 13 hours in a day i could be not using tumblr at all, and then ill post and reblog 578 posts in an hour
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a post is a species of ant
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why are you tagging stuff as postposting?
No actual reason (it doesn't mean anything)
I mean, why not?
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