#really wanna kill and fight

[sammansonn]

I hate everything and everyone and I’m tired of everything

also I think ross geller gets too much hate btw I think he’s not a good boyfriend (but in slight defense of his jealousy and insecurity with rachel the only other woman he had loved at that point turned out to be a lesbian who was cheating on him so I do understand where his issues come from) but ross is actually quite a good friend and I think people are too harsh on him

#honestly I like ross geller more than ted mosby #I am also just more of a friends person than a himym person #also at least friends had a good finale #I’m a big friends defender #I think a lot of people hate on it because it got trendy to hate it #but also many people do have very valid criticisms of the show #but people who say it’s objectively not funny are annoying #like not Everyone has to think it’s funny but to say the Entire show is unfunny? #it’s one of the most famous sitcoms ever like shut the fuck up #I’m having anger issues rn btw #really wanna kill and fight

[hanzajesthanza]

andrzej sapkowski in the witcher presents his reader with many curious and refreshing takes on the fantasy genre, such as "what if dragons were good" and "what if elves were incels"

#i joke it's more like what if the ethereal being had angsty mournful man feelings #that he has feelings but can't work through them because #overemotionality is considered base and human so he's basically been bottling all of this for centuries #the elbow-high diaries #plus that his only purpose was really to be with lara and now she's gone and so what does that make him #i'm not getting all MRA lmaoooo what i'm saying is that there needs to be two to make a baby so he was one-half of that #and destiny didn't work out as planned so ... this is all that's left #reading ch 5 of lotl for the first time: THIS IS SO MESSED UP WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO CIRI!!! #reading ch 5 of lotl again and again: my god EVERYONE here is so messed up and SAD. well except eredin #eredin is like cool im gonna go fight a unicorn #'what are you talking about he wanted to kill auberon?' but not in a very intelligent way he was like to ciri 'so you wanna... kill him?' #imo book eredin is kind of a meathead and it's kind of refreshing with all these 4D chess players around

[aprito]

The way that Sakura is inspired after cherry blossoms with both her name and appearance, and the cherry blossoms symbolise the transience and impermanence of life due to their short life spans. Sasori fights against a girl who represents the fleeting nature of life which completely contrasts his obsession with immortality and skurhliexbkjgfswgblpeq

LOVE that Sakura clowns on Sasori's fuckass stupid beliefs not only with her skill set but also with her entire existence. He was untouchable until he wasn't, he was smart until he wasn't, he was apathetic until he wasn't in the span of like, an hour. The best part being that the thing that ultimatively makes her so strong (her humanity and affection and care towards Chiyo) is the one thing he can't have and would absolutely lose if he were to turn her into one of his liveless bum bitch puppets.

She really is the ultimate troll. We love her.

#ask noni #meta #kinda #i was rewatching vote 2 the other day #where sasuke said i need to kill you naruto so no one i would care about is left #and i can just be the villain i need to be #but we all know sasuke would NEVER have been happy ever again and naruto KNEW this #and it just brought me back to the sos fight and sasori's entire le epic fail philosophy #ok so you have 298 puppets who cant talk or respond to you and no friends #you have all the acknowledgement you would need and you're still not happy #you tried to live a emotionless existence but it was physically impossible and you still couldnt bring yourself to kill the last family lin #and the only person who ever challenged you thinks you're a loser #and you wanna live forever like this? bitch is this how you live? #sasori really was leading the ultimate flop existence #in kishi's AND my eyes <3

[cannibaleather]

YOU MAKE ME PERFECT

#forcemasc #force masc #autoandrophilia #general red and white layout inspired by the faster pussycat kill kill poster bc i love it #and youuuuuuuuu know what the rest of this is pulling from haha. felt abt time i did one based on my music taste #also wanted to do something that felt gnarlier than some of my previous ones by making it suggest at surgery far more #bc i <3 surgery. frankenstien my dog ass baby #i tend to focus solely on the man on his journey to loving himself as a man in my edits #or a fight to be seen as a man in a transphobic world and the euphoria that fight can bring when u bloody yr knuckles #and i havent done much w an implied dom/sub forcemasc situation. but this one is much more that my intent is like #frankenstien/surgeon dom and sub begging to be physically changed. 'cut me up and make me a man.' #i really personally enjoy reclaiming 'volation' and 'desecration' of the body in a. hell yes im going to sort of way #if u wanna complain that this is too vague ect ect for forcemasc get a hobby that isnt caring too much abt how strangers online play w jpeg

[bitebitesnap]

There is something incredibly funny about the idea of you being an assassin sent to kill Goku and he just, doesn't take you seriously at all. He's been threatened so many times that it doesn't phase him in the slightest to see yet another on that growing list of 'People Who Don't Like Him'. At least they sent someone cute this time and not some guy with a weird power or something. A normal human, though, is a bit tricky for him to work around, not wanting to actually hurt you and all that.

What makes it better is that he doesn't even try to take your attacks seriously and, in fact, takes it like you're flirting. You're pissed off and calling him every insult you know and he's just dodging every attack like it's nothing. Even firing back a few lines about how pretty you are and that he's kind of impressed a normal human could have this much stamina. He'll even let you hit him a few times-sure it doesn't hurt but you've got a lot of strength that he finds really attracting.

Just, please stop yelling. It's making his pants tight and hard to move in.

#the fact of 'taking fighting as flirting' goes for all Saiyans but is particularly funny with Goku #my man has No Thoughts at all times except during combat and is incredibly aware then too #so he's not missing one word or action when you're trying to beat the shit out of him and he will take it as a compliment #that you're trying to kill him while being so weak #flattered even #cute strong little you? trying to kill him? be still his beating heart #he'll admit it's probably the Saiyan in him but he loves the fact you're trying to kill him and doing so well at it too #(if he was human at least) #he can't help but find it really attractive and be drawn to you #so long as you calm down and let him talk to you maybe he could convince you to join his side #and maybe not be so angry? please? you're really pretty and he doesn't wanna hurt you #jawbones #dragon ball #goku x reader

[softerhaze]

hello.....yes im still in my bg3 hole...anyway, look at my fave evil little slut

#bg3 spoilers #he's awful!! he's a really bad guy!! i know!! i wanna put him on a shelf like a beanie baby #also how r all the shadowheart romancers doing after act 2........are we doing okay #***im about to spoil act 2 so literally stop reading rn lol*** #anyway i got to the nightsong when balthazar showed up and beat my ass #so when i loaded my save again i just went straight to his room and killed him then went back to the nightsong #idk i was really torn on what to do because like. i didn't want to get in the way of shadowheart's mission or devotion #but it just felt really wrong so i stopped her!! and im glad i did lol i would've felt. so awful!! if i didn't!! #also all of the boss fights were so scary i was literally hanging on by a thread in each one rip

[archersartcorner]

Was thinking about the fact that Zac’s last two (main campaign) characters have been Rogues (or the SW5E rogue equivalent) That Are Creatures. And what if they met :) bop slug

#my art #described #dimension 20 #a starstruck odyssey #neverafter #skip takamori #pib neverafter #puss in boots neverafter #I know it’s fun to see the IHs play different classes but honestly zac can play rogues forever. #1. he’s really good with rogues like genuinely. you give Zac a sneak attack option and he’ll just kill god apparently WHDVJD #2. I mean it seems like he rly likes playing rogues!! like it seems like he’s found a class he’s comfortable with and I like dat :) #I also just love that. here they are. Zac’s Rogues HWDVJSHS #between the brain slug and the cat. I don’t know where I was going with that I just. the range of playing both a brain slug and a cat #if it hasn’t been astonishingly obvious I Love Zac Oyama Characters. love it when that guy makes lil dudes and puts them in Situations #also slowly getting more comfortable drawing pib… I have some pib & tomas doodles I wanna post eventually too :) need to refine them a bit! #I love their relationship I wish they didn’t put Tomas in the book so quickly :( wanted to see them interact more!!! I think he wanted to- #-help them fight!! #wargh. also sadge we don’t have a canon Tomas design… if for any reason just cus I struggle making up my own designs if I don’t have- #-anything to go off of 😭 BUT I have smth and y’all will see soon hopefully :)

[weaselishmcdiesel]

I think karkat and nepeta should FIGHT

#weasel speaks #hs #im having thoughts about this #i wanna see them both going ham in each other. #Like half of me wants them to hate each other too. like some crazy narrative thing happened and now one of them needs to die and the other- #has to kill them #im so regular #idk I’m having a thought ok #i might draw this #personally nepeta just needs a really good fight scene about morality or something #i just want to see her fight #woof. #katnep #kk

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

every time i remember "ingo is an ascian/ancient who literally forgot everything about that" it still kills me. so much staying power in the idea of the protagonists rocking up to ishgard having the worst day of their lives and there's a fucking ASCIAN just chilling waiting for them and they're like fucking dammit now we have to deal with THIS. and then he's not. like he's literally just chilling. he is so very much just some guy. and they're like why the fuck are you dressed like an evil wizard then and he's like they're comfy robes :(

#swift plays ff14 #the nemesis speaks #not that it makes sense for ingo to be dressed like an ascian if he is in fact the watcher as previously proposed #but this is so hysterical to me so idc. slight amendment to fashion senses that's just how all ancients dressed forever #so like naturally ingo wouldn't wanna change. ancients famously don't like having more than like #2 outfits conceptually and generally just the one #venat and themis greatest rebels ever wearing (checks notes) the same ass robe but in white #anyway the other slightly less funny more serious part 2 is irida pulling the thordan Thing w/ the eye #becoming a vessel for palkia etc. diff motives obviously but same outcome #and this completely destroys ingo naturally. bc he doesn't remember it but it's just his brother leaving him all over again #this would also be the point where the protags actually buy that he really isn't an evil space wizard #because he is IMMEDIATELY kill-it-with-fire the SECOND he sees a primal. not exactly ascian behavior #anyway. meaningless rambling over #edit: oh yeah they also find out then that he's immune to tempering which is like ok you're not evil but that's goddamn weird #but nobody has much time to properly register or consider it bc. they are fighting evil dragon irida. not much time to pause and chat

[todayisafridaynight]

any hopes for kiwami 3? like things u wanna see added or changed stuff like that

if they dont keep kiryu's goofy walk stance and the hoof-like walk sounds i dont wanna play it

#snap chats #no one understands how much i love that from y3 and y4 its genuinely one of my favorite things about the game #oh but i guess i have to give an actual answer now. HMPH. #id scream if they revived kanda calling mine limp wristed. homophobia in 4k #OK BUT TO BE SERIOUS uhhhh i dont know. im a real simple guy i think #my only like. If This Isnt There Im Leaving deal is mine's palette and im so serious #rgg's scaring me with all the black-hair/purple-suit mine stuff as of late and i cant stress how hard ill vomit if thats in the final #HYPOTHETICAL final anyways. yk3 isnt coming out for. IDK A WHILE #i wanna say i hope they highlight daigo and mine's relationship more but i dont know how theyd do that #i really like how mine's handled in y3 as is so i dont think i want scenes injected like what they did with yk1 and nishiki #someone said a Mine Saga after the game and... hm ... sounds too unrealistic for me to hope for it #like im REALLY trying to think how they could possibly reference the rggo stories in y3 since those are EXCELLENT but #i think . MAYBE. you could reference the story where richardson calls mine as he's driving to the hospital #the only thing you'd have to exclude though is mine stopping by the bar- like JUST keep the phone conversation maybe #cause in that scene that subordinate does question mine if he can really kill daigo and i think thatd be neat. in my opinion. #yeah i dont know. in regards to rggo its hard to think of what i want without intervening things i already like about y3 #its a real head scratcher ... #a really good epilogue addition would be adapting that RGGO bit where daigo ruminates on mine. that's a fair ending for him i think #it also fulfills the need to see how daigo saw mine even if its just a little #and to non-rggo readers it could start to answer 'how does daigo feel about everything that happened' #im still so curious as to if daigo was briefed on EVERYTHING that happened but .... anyways.... #sorry all my hopes for y3 are just mine/minedai centric fLVKELKA BUT LIKE. i really am content with everything else with y3 surprisingly #idk. i want kiryu fucking up that curry in high definition tho. thats important to me #THEY HAVE TO KEEP THE QTES DURING THE RICHARDSON FIGHT ILL BE PISSED #i need the fight to be AS CAMPY and unnecessary as it was in the og. INCLUDING richardson's voice acting i need it wack as hell #is it weird i actually appreciate the Diet Building Loredumping being like. in replayable-cutscene form #i thought id prefer just One Long cutscene but im glad theres the option to skip those segments #BUT being able to get a refresher in case you missed something somehow #im running out of tags jesus christ i shouldve put this in the main text but vjALjlagj those are all my thoughts for now bYE

[kdramacrybaby]

Is the male lead a little boring? Yeah I guess you can say that. Am I going to ship her with the guy who profits from drugging and killing innocent people - who tried to kill her mom?! Of course not, why would she ever forgive him for that?!

If he wasn’t rich and pretty, y’all would never. This is Fifty Shades all over again except this guy actually KILLS people.

#strong girl nam soon #drama rant #strong girl rant #even if they might have better chemistry on screen or whatever #she as a character has always been shown to fight for justice no matter what #why would she ever want him and his drug money? #i bet he would turn and have her killed the second he finds out she’s been lying to him #no way he’s capable of seeing her as anything other than an object he wants to own #i don’t care he has a tragic past #dude’s fucked #also I’ve seen this debate getting very heated online #so i wasn’t sure if i should post this or not #cause i really don’t wanna start anything #but my whole thing here is sharing my thoughts so #so that’s what I’m gonna do

[pagesofkenna]

beat up an old man in bg3 tonight, gonna beat up another tomorrow night (read: some idiot with 666 hit points thought he was hot shit so i burgled him and am going to use what i got to doublecross the guy that catfished me)

#bg3 spoilers #seriously though did i miss some hint about raphael being a bigger deal than he made himself out to be?? #he was all 'help me steal this thing to take over the nine hells!!' and im like. asmodeus?? you want to usurp asmodeus?? YOU?? #like who ARE you?? asmo doesn't even NEED to prep a counterplan - it's not gonna work my guy!! it's asmodeus!! #i actually did see later online a mention that he's mephisto's son which is like ok theres SOMETHING... but still?? #even mephisto has never usurped asmo?? youre just some cambion?? #anyway so i killed him lmao #whatlikeitshard.png #i have NO idea what happens when i go to betray the emperor and free the gith prince but... i assume the emperor is gonna wanna fight me #and like honestly? I was defending you until you made it pretty clear you really just wanted to turn me into a mind flayer too #ill take a gith trying to kill me any day. i love it when they try to kill me. im a gith simp

[sinnbaddie]

I know we’re on break but I genuinely cannot wait for when the new chapter drops.

I’m so excited to see more of Sukuna and what the sorcerers plans are now and I’m so excited to see Hakari Vs Uraume. I know it’s going to be so good

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk spoilers #Sukuna #itadori yuji #hakari kinji #uraume #speaking on Hakari Vs Uraume #I don’t want him to die because I enjoy him so much but I wouldn’t be upset with the writing if Uraume ends up killing him #like I think it would make sense because Uraume is incredibly strong but really however the fight ends I’m gonna be happy and content #I just wanna see Hakari fight he’s so cool

[marybatson]

did I already post abt the random old lobo and cap marvel fight here bc that’s maybe my unironic cap marvel hall of fame fights I’m being so genuine rn.

like blah blah x char adopts billy y character discovers he’s a child n feels sorry for him blah blah black adam actually does care for him. WHAT ABT MY LOBO OUT TO GET CAP MARVEL FOR JUST EXISTING TRUTHERS ? the dynamic cap just loves to bring out in every random villain ever. where are you

also I deadly miss the era where cap spoke like a medieval knight but also still asked for milkshakes. an elite duality. let cap call ppl swine again.

#lobo #billy batson #u have to appreciate when ppl just wanna kill cap like it’s such a genuine emotion that really doesn’t take much to get outta someone. #and cap doesn’t do shit either that’s the funniest part #I FORGOT TO SAY. this is from l.e.g.i.o.n. 31 I think #and i also mean. ONE OF his hall of fame fights. don’t ask me for the others

[hooved]

i love rainmaker and her fight is so cool 🥺 (has only gotten her down to like 400hp twice with a full party and we all died both times)

#IT'S HARD. #also i really hope she doesn't have some kinda exploding animation at the end and just like. flies away or something lmao #i know you can fight the managers again whenever but i'd feel so bad. i don't wanna actually kill her

[death-rebirth-senshi]

#I don't think I killed enough Mantises to unlock their journal entry but I don't wanna attack them now if they aren't hostile. So #Maybe later #this was a really fun fight. Guy wasn't lying about needing to upgrade my weapon first though. Twice. #me vs hollow knight