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stuckinapril · 7 months
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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bonesandthebees · 2 months
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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katabasiss · 6 months
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do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home
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oncorhynchus-nerka · 3 months
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
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Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
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diabloku · 4 months
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Lucifer: *enters the hotel*
Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈
An animation my sis and I made for fun
Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.
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door · 1 month
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agatha agate has a little spot on the top of her head where her fur is white and it’s very thin and the pink of her skin is a little bit visible all the time. turns out she can get sunburnt there
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so now she has this stupid hat.
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nosongunsung11 · 8 months
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collection of posts for a very specific dynamic
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suiheisen · 1 year
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i watch baseball for the side quests (ps: this baseball player also makes fruit cocktails midgame)
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some-pers0n · 5 months
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I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery
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disgustinggf · 6 months
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not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing
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bahoreal · 9 months
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obsessed with this
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whaledocboi · 5 months
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ai generated images make me increasingly sad and tired the more i see them in more and more casual contexts. i dont know how to explain, but it just fills the world with a bunch of nothing. no matter how visually stunning the pictures might be, there's nothing behind it for me. no dedication, no emotions, no feelings, no hard work or creativity, nothing i can truly think about, admire or enjoy. i dont think thats how art is supposed to be
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batri-jopa · 6 months
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world_of_engineering_75 on Instagram
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solitaryschizoid · 3 months
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neurotypicals will be like "you can't self diagnose" and then diagnose everyone they dislike as a narcissist
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koifee · 28 days
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Falin panics when her gf is sad
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spooksier · 6 months
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passages that make you whisper "oh my god"
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