#ready to leap

[beaft]

can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster

#was trying to leave the self-checkout and someone was standing in front of the exit gate looking at their phone and blocking the whole lane #the malignant influence of the grocery store transformed this from a minor inconvenience to a cardinal crime #i was ready to leap at them like a coyote and tear them to shreds #be shh now

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The Dungeon Meshi crew 'leap' into action!

#dungeon meshi #marcille donato #laios touden #senshi #chilchuk tims #Full confession time: I originally planned to post this last thursday so I could caption it “Hoppy Leap year everyone!” #But as I was sketching I realized that the tentacles and Tansu party stuff came first #So devastated to have the frog episode and leap year be a week off. Almost a beautiful coincidence. #I love how they play on Marcille's vanity to get her to wear the outfit AND repair the situation #It is true her ears make the suit look very cute. #And shout out to our girl for having her priorities straight (heh) and not wanting to rescue her crush in a frog skin suit. #Though we all know Falin would be so into the idea. The painful thing that dungeon meshi never lets us forget is her absence #Falin would love to dress as a frog...She is meant to be there so much that it is painful. Beautiful tragedy beautiful writing. #The red dragon arc starts next week and I'm clawing at the walls. To those who are anime only: Get ready.

[chichariann]

Episode 3 moment that set the entire fandom on fire

1 split second shot and suddenly everyones on the ground crying. No one is ready for the slow burn that'll last... 5 season and possibly 8 years. DFJRJNENSNXNCN I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE (and we just started)

#percy smiling is enough to kill me #leah is sooo cute as annabeth #i am not ready for the slow burn #one small step for percy jackson one giant leap for the percabeth fandom #percabeth #percy jackson #percy jackson fanart #fanart #percy jackson and the olympians #annabeth chase #lightning thief #percy series #Spotify

[whimsikarren]

Ambush Assassin

#lancer #mecha #lancer rpg #lancerrpg #lancer mecha #lancer ttrpg #robot #giant robot #this hiding in the dark ready to leap at you

[tswwwit]

I know Bill's the big bad demon everyone is afraid of and he will protect his husband at all costs (when no one's looking), but I think it's also worth mentioning that Dipper, even being the dorky, squishy human that he is, also cares about his dumb demon hubby and wants to keep him safe, even if it annoys Bill, and really, he doesn't need protecting the way Dipper does. He isn't going to puff out his chest and get in someone's face like some macho man, but I think Dipper knee-jerk reaction when Bill's in "danger" isn't to just shrug because he's an all-powerful demon who can handle it. If a blast that could level a whole town was aimed at Bill's head (for him, this just means a bad hair day and a new body), Dipper's immediate impulse is to push him out of the way or defend him against whatever wants to kill his familiar. Because he's not thinking "Bill could literally end this match in .3 seconds." He's thinking "if you touch even one hair on that asshole's head, I'm going to knock yours clean off your shoulders." I don't know what the point even is in this post, just that Dipper is this nerdy, unassuming guy who ends up being viciously protective under the right conditions. Like I think Dipper pulls off the bloody and vengeful look SO well that Bill immediately melts and just lets him handle the situation, even though it's not really Dipper's fight to begin with. He's beating the guy to a pulp with zero reserve, and Bill's off to the side swooning and twirling his hair over his man for getting his hands dirty for him.

It's true! While Bill's not the type to enjoy being underestimated, he has to admit! Seeing his adorable husband all riled up on his behalf is a hell of a sight.

The thing is, Dipper's a good guy! He can't help but put himself in danger over others. Even when all reason and logic say that Bill would be absolutely fine if he got his head exploded or a shiv in his kidney, Dipper's instinct is to fully and immediately get in the way of that. To, in fact, be protective.

Mostly this is only evident when Dipper has to stand up to Ford. Yes, yes, Bill's a vile horrible monstrosity, but he didn't do that particular thing you're accusing him of. Watching him stand up to his uncle is a particular treat!

For bigger threats, though - Well. Bill's gonna be absolutely fine, no matter what happens, thank you very much. But he's definitely not opposed to seeing some guy who was about to literally stab him in the back get a few of his teeth knocked out.

#answers #Dipper doesn't like seeing his husband get hurt. Yes Bill likes pain and all but only contextually. And he's immortal. #But Dipper can't help but cringe and wince on his behalf anyway. He talks a lot of shit but he really does love his bastard husband #When it comes to most of the the Ford situations #Bill gets to have fun with those #Dipper's ready to argue on Bill's behalf. Most times. Yes a little head-explodey doesn't keep Bill down but Dipper is NOT a fan #Catch Bill standing just behind Dipper - or even leaping up into his arms and nearly making him topple over - #Only to look very self-satisfied. Going :3 'yes I am babey' #Looking like the perfect innocent cherub he absolutely isn't gets on Ford's nerves in a HUGE way #Both super obnoxious AND it makes his mortal roll his eyes at him. SO fun! #For other times he gets defended it's Bill's turn to roll his eyes #But goddamn if it isn't cute as hell. PLUS it's one of the rare times he actually sees Dipper really riled up #Not in like a flustered argumentative type of way. In an actual Fuck You You're Going Down kinda way #Real stupid that Dipper keeps doing this. But real hard to oppose it when Bill gets such a view outta it! #Also concept: Dipper trying to shield Bill while he's in his real form and feeling a moment of 'oh no' when he fails #Only for like. The knife to go 'tink' off his surface. Bill looks unimpressed #Another reminder for Dipper that yeah okay Bill can handle himself. He feels pretty dumb about it #That's okay DIpper you mean well! Bill will still smooch you for trying #APPROVED.jpeg implied but not included due to me adding too much text

[r0b0t1me]

✨BRIGHT STARS, CONSTELLATIONS, BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGELS✨

fanart for bad blud by @/pidgetails/bigdamnher0 

alt. w/ no text

#my art #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #blood #injury #go read the fic!!! its about everyones favorite twins!!!!!! #GO GO GO!!! #also. okay so this thing kind of got away from me LOL #sure thats blatantly obvious #this whole thing started with. ok well actually i had 2 concepts #one was leo with #one of the dream eaters behind him puppeteering his limbs #while hes leaping towards the camera. odachi primed n ready #but i couldnt get it to look right.. #(also side note. i took massive personal liberties in designing aoi and murasaki #i did look at some paintings for reference but this is also how i saw them in my minds eye #hope thats alright) #but my second idea was them standing under the torii gate #pure black bg with just leos nightmares screaming at them #but i wanted to do more #so this whole um. mishmash just came together #a lot of imagery bled into how i felt reading the fic #its just kind of how my brain works. its just a mess of strings up here #but YA...... i hope you like it :]

[ghostlypanda]

reasons to watch rise: if not for leo's "AVENGE MEEEE!" as he falls then for his flailing as he comes back up from the hole in the ring 🤣

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt ep shell in a cell #rottmnt leo #rottmnt raph #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt ghostbear #i fckin adore this ep #donnie ready to take mikey out during the ep and raph and leo bickering about wrestling the whole time #leo leaping up outta the whole and flipping around is the greatest thing like i could watch him flail forever #and fckin donnie ready to leave after leo falls lmao #i love them

[thefirstknife]

Drifter mentioned that Vex we've been fighting are just their construction crew?

If that's the case what do combat style Vex look like????

Also like if Atheon is just an overgrown bulldozer that is terrifying.

The only fully combat Vex we know about are the Wyverns!

Obviously they all have some offensive capabilities, but yep, they are all primarily construction based; architects, support, patrol units, builders, computers. Only the Wyvern is specifically made just for combat. Who knows what else they could build if they wanted or needed to.

Calus also confirmed that all Vex we fought weren't actually their warriors:

The mightiest Vex you have felled are but farmers, engineers, managers. The day they send real warriors… [laughs]

From what we've seen so far with Wyverns, yeah. He's not exaggerating this one.

#destiny 2 #vex #ask #when i see a wyvern ready to leap my soul leaves my body

[honesttoglob]

The job listing for Zomburger, which Cesare stapled as a flyer to a telephone pole:

Ever heard the sound of a clown getting hit by a cannonball?

Would you like to?

#And then there's no number or anything listed #Cesare is just watching from an alley like 6 feet away ready to leap out if anyone makes eye contact with the ad for more than 10 seconds #bigtop burger #btb cesare #zomburger

[briileaf]

🍄 Funguary 15: Black Velvet

Their cap is so long it drags on the floor as they walk. They frequently trip in pursuit of their target.

#Funguary #funguary 2024 #dungeon meshi #walking mushroom #Happy leap yeap y'all! #Up at em and ready to try getting a few more of these in before month-end

[satans-knitwear]

*waves @ u specifically. Not the person behind u.*

Treat me ~ Tip me

#my gif to you #Its polite to wave back #Or run and leap into my arms and knock us both over bc i wasnt ready to catch you #Have a glovely day lmao #satans knitwear #Alt pinup #Pinup girl #Pretty lingerie #Opera gloves #Satin gloves #Pinup aesthetic #Vintage vibes #Floral lingerie bodysuit #Lingerie bodysuit

[thatfirstspark]

Ready to take the leap...

#tears of the kingdom #the legend of zelda #tloz link #master sword #zelda fanart #by 'leap' I mean I'm ready to lose hundreds of hours in this game #gotta go find Zelda brb

[anonymouspuzzler]

Youre like if Remy was even smaller

well yeah mice are much smaller than rats. not that I would know anything about that since I am not a meeses

#remy also outpaces me by leaps and bounds in the kitchen i'm a good baker but not a very good chef. #that is what my wife (really good chef) is for. #anonymous puzzler answers #also i read this out loud to my wife as we get ready for bed and she looked at me thoughtfully and said 'no you're bigger. tell them that'

[octoooo]

#kny #demon slayer #octo’s art #sabito #shinazugawa sanemi #Sanemi wtf is your hair #I have no context for this #was gonna draw giyuu instead of Sanemi at first #Sabito would do this to both of them but Sanemi was funnier #yall that image is so funny to me #just a guy leaping with a massive snowball ready to SLAP it onto the other guy

[tvrningout]

on an unrelated note, be prepared for my kny muses to return with an absolute frikkin vengeance

#get ready to ramble | ooc #my sister started watching it finally and i watched some with her tonight and when i say i’m VIBRATING!!!! #oc’s and canon characters alike are dragging me back in and by dragging i mean i’m pretty much leaping into their arms tbh ASDFG #and this time around i’ll give chiyo a proper verse and proper try at writing her in that setting… i just gotta decide #if i want her to be a medic/kakushi like before or if i wanna torment her with being a slayer :) #maybe i’ll even toy with a demon verse for fun 💜 no angst at all nope 💜 #about to be so normal about this series fr :’ ))))

[lhoandbehold]

I am not programmed to look forward to things but at least, ahh at least, there's a leap year coming up so I can draw big Edwardian women and their dainty little men and maybe finally write that huge post I've had lying around in the back of my head about Leap Year Art.

#lho rambles #about life #I have been waiting for years for this to get relevant again #I have a whole taxonomy of leap year art genres archived #ready to go