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today i am absolutely crying with laughter over the idea of rangers with seasonal allergies.
sniffly, sneezy, miserable rangers who get sinus headaches and avoid people as much as possible so they don’t lose their “rangers are black magicians” rumours due to a poorly stopped sneeze giving them away.
terrifying rangers who lose their voices and sound like they’re chewing gravel when they demand bandits put down their weapons.
rangers who look constantly furious because their eyes are dry and blurry so they’re glaring and squinting at everything but can still somehow hit targets with their arrows.
and then it rains, and the pollen gets mostly knocked out of the air, suddenly the rangers with allergies are all back out in force, and rumours begin to not commit crimes on rainy spring nights, least the rangers somehow invariably discover you and hunt you down with supreme vengeance.
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redrose-arrow · 24 hours
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as someone who studies at home a lot and who has a housemate who will start playing the guitar at random moments i would like us all to stop romanticising Will playing the mandola randomly at the cabin. alyss has things to do and us work from home girlies are tired of it.
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Crowley: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very beautiful.  Halt: If the windows open and you time it right, you can do both.
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the-thursday · 3 months
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If y’all remember flat Will Treaty, i finally decided to give him the third dimension.
Also i forgot oakleaf but lets say sometimes rangers keep it hidden
(flat and flatter Treaty under the readmore)
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gwynithh · 7 months
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To all who shoot today.
May your arrows be pure, your hand steady and your target forgiving.
Have fun
-Someone at the archery place-
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nineteen-rats · 6 months
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haltposting
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silveroakleafdeer · 24 days
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Will's first day of the ranger apprenticeship.
I love the scene when Halt is reading some reports, he's musing to himself and Will starts asking him questions. And Halt, for the first time, actually answers them :]
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meiinoe · 18 days
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trying to make my way into a new fandom by posting full rendered fanart
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iwanttobepersephone · 3 months
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I tried to put my perception of Halts personality into one image and I think I got it pretty spot on tbh
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vilewile · 22 days
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One of my favourite details in TEY is how every autistic thing Halt does gets promptly justified by Crowley with the "he's Hibernian" card and everyone just nods sagely, because apparently that's a perfect explanation for any weird behaviour imaginable.
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catboy-beb0p · 3 months
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Find it incredibly funny that in the first two books of Ranger's Apprentice the main antagonist is a guy with a psychic link to a bunch of bear-like monsters and then several books later one of the plot points is "magic isn't real you idiot"
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findingcrow · 9 months
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Why have I not seen LITERALLY ANYONE talk about how in Erak’s Ransom, when Will saves the group, Horace yells “Will!!” And holds up his tied hands AND WILL SHOOTS IT AND FREES HIM??? LIKE THAT WAS SO COOL WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT????? The fact that, number one, Horace knew Will was skilled enough to do it, number two, Horace TRUSTED Will not to shoot his hand, number three, Will understood what Horace wanted him to do, and finally, the fact that WILL WAS ABLE TO DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?? Now obviously rangers are very trained and blah blah blah but THATS STILL BADASS????
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Halt to Gilan: New challenge! Don't say stupid shit for 24 hours!
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the-thursday · 4 months
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halt o'carrick is tired man
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forgedroyalseal · 2 months
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Ranger’s Apprentice headcanons that I will not be explaining:
Will is the only person Cassandra can go to for fashion advice. Horace says everything looks great on her and can never make a choice, Alyss gets to overwhelmed by Cassandra’s more elaborate dresses, but Will has very strong opinions about what looks best and will make those opinions known to her whether she asks for them or not.
Will has beef with this one stray cat. It is the only animal he’s ever met that doesn’t like him, and at first he did everything he could to win the cat over, but eventually he gave up. The cat is his greatest nemesis. The cat happens to love Alyss which only infuriates Will even more.
Gilan is very uncomfortable around babies and hates holding them.
Horace and Duncan are best friends and will hide hang out in Duncan’s office together when Cassandra is in a bad mood.
Will has had baby ducks imprint on him on multiple occasions. It became a usual sight to see Will being trailed by a horse, a dog, and a row of ducklings.
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