#random thots

[konigsblog]

simon is an ass man and nobody can tell me otherwise

he loves fucking your ass from behind. backshots and ploughing into your soft walls whilst gripping your hips tightly, flesh spilling out from his fingers. can't get enough when he's spanking you... holding your throat from behind, and slapping your ass with each hard, long, deep thrust.

#orla speaks #RAHHH #random thots #mw2 ghost #ghost headcanon #ghost call of duty #ghost mwii #simon riley smut #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley #cod smut

[thewebcomicsreview]

I'm hardly the first person to notice this, but good god webcomics are the least time-efficient possible way of telling a story, aren't they?

I've been trying to figure out a better method of telling a story so that I could finish it before I die of old age (or, perhaps more relevantly, before everyone loses interest). It seems like no one really wants to read prose on the internet, but also people don't really like a comic that takes a year to go anywhere.

The main bottleneck is dialogue. You can only get 2-3 lines in a standard comic panel, so even a short conversation of character texture can take several pages. It makes me wonder if the Single Panel With Text Beneath It style (like ForEach) isn't just the Objectively Correct™ way to tell a comic on the internet. It's very efficient on the art, you can include narration if that's your jam, and it's very easy to make it work on mobile. (Also the art being separate is a boon if you want to make marketing materials). But everyone will correctly call you a Homestuck rip off.

Though the other thing Homestuck did was make these sprites of the characters that could be used to crank out a bunch of panels for scenes where nothing visually interesting was happening. You don't really see that copied as much

Not openly, anyway. There's a stigma. I've thought about rebooting Legend of the Hare as a visual novel, where that kind of thing is arbitrarily more accepted, but it does start raising the question of why you're bothering with the visuals at all. I don't think the kind of person who makes webcomics is usually looking for an excuse to get out of drawing, even if it lets them increase their page output dramatically. Making sprites that don't look like absolute ass is also really hard. Homestuck sprites have a really specific janky charm to them that I've never really seen any other comic pull off.

And, yeah, you could always just use a simpler art style, like Order of the Stick does, but it's super hard to get anyone to read a webcomic with great art, let alone simple art designed to maintain a high page output. And, again, why are you making a comic if you don't want to draw, unless you just naturally happen to draw that way and be really fucking good at it like Rich Burlew is?

It seems like the only really good way to tell a story in a reasonable amount of time as a webcomic artist is to make enough money off it that you can work full time, and, um, that's not really feasible either.

I don't have an answer I like. I guess just kill yourself in the content mines working webcomics as a second job that doesn't pay you anything.

I don't have a conclusion, capitalism is a nightmare.

#Random Thots #ForEach #Homestuck #Order of the Stick #B^U

[malice-ov-mercy]

Noah working out and getting strong so he can pick you up and fuck you against the wall.

That’s just a happy side effect of him getting buff.

18+ below the cut.

He does it the first time after a long tour. He’s exhausted and just wants to sleep the second he walks thru the door, but is immediately greeted by you and a big, big hug and he melts and suddenly realizes how badly he missed you and hoists you off the ground with such ease it surprises you both. You don’t have to respond before he locks your lips together. He tried to make it to your bedroom, but he decided that was too far, so instead he puts you against the hallway wall and is delighted you made it for him by not wearing underwear.

He mumbles something in your neck abt how worked up you are and doesn’t waste any time getting inside you and fucking you dumb. He feels a little guilty for not giving proper foreplay, but he just needed you now and could not bother and you know he’ll spend all day making it up to you tomorrow.

That’s certainly not last time he’s pounded you against the wall. He already had it in his mind before he finished that he needed to get even more buff so he could fuck you standing up without help from the walls of your home.

#random thots #noah thots #noah sebastian fanfiction #noah sebastian x reader

[sunshine-hufflepuff31]

Random thots:

Alec would be an ass guy, would he be into eating ass? I dunno maybe but he’d definitely love eating your pussy from behind.

Demetri would be a tiddies guy (same though) like he’d get hypnotized while fucking by your tiddies bouncing, maybe even feel the need to have his face between them especially when he’s stressed.

Felix loves both but he’s more of a thigh guy like he’d beg to have your thighs wrapped around his head.

#alec volturi #demetri volturi #felix volturi #twilight saga #alec x reader #twilight imagines #volturi #demetri volturi x reader #alec volturi x reader smut #felix volturi x reader smut #random thots

[navnae]

Whenever Eddie gets really excited his fangs start to show and it’s so hard for him to control it. Steve knows how to keep Eddie calm so no one can see the transformation happen in front of their face. He doesn’t know why but apparently when Eddie’s occupied with chewing gum it easier for him to not show his fangs, so Steve carries gum with him just in case.

#steddie #random thots #welp #hehehe #I thought this was cute #steve harrington x eddie munson #steve x eddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #steddie headcanon #steddie hcs #idk what else to tag #help lol #please #hcs #headcanon #kas eddie munson #vampire!eddie #vampire eddie munson #come on #manifesting #power #so cuuuute #lmaooooooo #that is so funny #wow #hmmmmm #omfg #i know what you are

[sleepdeprivedandinsane]

Random thought but Edmund didn't actually 'turn in' Mr Tumnus. He didn't know who the White Witch was or that she was evil and wasn't the rightful ruler of Narnia. He just said his sister was there once before and met a man named Mr Tumnus. She was again manipulating the situation to make Edmund look bad. Like bitch leave my baby alone 🤚

#random thots #narnia #he was not the villain imo #like he was what 11? #im an edmund apologist #edmund pevensie

[navybrat817]

Separated at birth?

#navy's thirsty #hal carter #max #max sharper #separated at birth? #sebastian stan #random thots #take me to paris #please sir

[konigsblog]

guys describe the taste of each cod man's cum in my askbox please! :( könig and price have super thick, salty and bitter tasting cum, meanwhile soap and gaz have sweet, but salty, watery cum! 😮‍💨

#random thots #orla speaks #call of duty modern warfare #cod mw3 #cod mwf2 #cod ghost #soap mactavish #gaz call of duty #captain price #könig

[malice-ov-mercy]

A thot.

vampire!Noah and it’s that time of month.

(18+, blood and period sex below the cut)

He is so agonizingly hard and worked up for the duration of your period. He knows your suffering and tries his best be understanding, but the scent is driving him mad. He knows sex is the farthest thing from your mind right now and he gets it, but for some reason, this cycle is just too much for him. He’s so needy and clingy and literally begging you for sex. He’s starving, literally and figuratively.

Eventually, you give in. You’ve heard sex can help relieve period pains and Noah’s desperation and begging is such an unexpected turn on, you’d be a fool to deny him. He scrambled around to find old towels to cover the bed because he’s not sure how big of a mess he’s going to make. He just knows it’s going to be messy.

Your sprawled out on the bed, body hypersensitive to every little touch. Noah kisses down your body, scraping his fangs across your skin along the way. He reaches your pussy and admires it for a moment before delving in and going to town.

He’s never been so happy to be between your thighs than right now. So happy he could cry and maybe he does she’d a tear or two. The smell and taste is intoxicating for him. He’s groaning and rutting himself into the mattress. He’s ravenous, lapping and slurping and shaking his head, his fangs brushing over your clit every so often, just making an absolute mess.

You’re falling apart faster and more intensely than you ever have. You buck your hips and press yourself more into his tongue and mouth, much to his pleasure. He grabs your hips and sits up, pulling your body with him, legs now hung over his shoulders, back off the bed, your shoulders and arms the only thing making contact with the mattress.

Noah specialized in fucking you stupid, it was his favorite thing to do, but this was an entirely different kinda dumb. You forgot all about the discomfort and cramps. You couldn’t verbalize anything. You were babbling and clutching at the sheets.

After what felt like hours, Noah finally had his fill and softly set your body back on the bed. Completely blissed out, you looked at him and holy hell was it a sight to behold.

Blood covered the lower half of his face. His eyes were blown so wide and god did he look divine.

“You have no idea what you’ve started, love.” He says, then dives back between you thighs.

#random thots #noah sebastian fanfiction #noah sebastian x reader #noah thots

[dabislittlemouse]

writing fics in small font is so aestheatically pleasing but i am literally blind as fuck and I have to squint my eyes to actually read it ;')

#random thots #so ill just stick to normal sized font ig #if tumblr had an option to zoom in that would be so poggers #i refuse to get glasses haha

[localpogue]

Honestly, this booping thing is the best thing I’ve seen happen anywhere on the internet in a long time (or maybe ever). Everyone is finding new mutuals and motivating each other to click a silly button 1,000 times to earn some cat paw badges. It’s peak wholesomeness.

#boop #shouts to my new mutuals #random thots

[alteredsilicone]

Thinking about how Wally tearing a giant hole in reality also made it so that the Sanctum Anatomica has some light...

For the first time in god-knows-how long, Loid gets to see some (artificial?) sunlight.

#wf tag #screenshot #random thots #i constantly forget the labs are deep underground and theres some bizarre darkness everywhere