Tumgik
#rabbitbakery
rabbitbakery · 1 day
Text
”I’ll exterminate that pest….one of these days…” 🖤🤍
Tumblr media
Backstreets back alright
(the cookie run hyper fixation has risen once more)
19 notes · View notes
jasontea · 15 days
Text
Tumblr media
Sage, she silly. Idk man
7 notes · View notes
shadowlessdragon · 1 year
Note
Haha funny clown man, you’ll never know who’s sending you this ever at all. At night you’ll wonder “who sent me this Tumblr message” but you will know nothing. You’ll think to yourself “no, this couldn’t possibly be someone I know and have known for 2esh years”. Not a thought will come to your mind that it is a I, someone you have known since seventh grade.
@rabbitbakery Em you litterly gave yourself away it's very obvious that it's you silly
4 notes · View notes
rabbitbakery · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media
Ikea 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
70 notes · View notes
rabbitbakery · 3 months
Text
from the river to the sea
Tumblr media
80 notes · View notes
rabbitbakery · 5 months
Text
Tumblr media
(Click for better quality)
my ass can’t drink nothing without it punching me in the throat pipe, and I thought it was really funny 😭 not meant to be ship art, but you can take it ether way, their ship is really cute 😭😭😭
115 notes · View notes
rabbitbakery · 1 month
Text
dr retro bc I lobe her
Tumblr media
31 notes · View notes
rabbitbakery · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
The silly goose!1!1!
34 notes · View notes
rabbitbakery · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
Banana snail banana snail banana snail-
38 notes · View notes
rabbitbakery · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media
Space cat 🛸
22 notes · View notes
rabbitbakery · 20 days
Text
Tumblr media
Magma dragon 🔥🔥🔥
21 notes · View notes
rabbitbakery · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
Mobster Catnap for the girlies 💅 I have no idea if this ideas been done before but yk ✨
23 notes · View notes
rabbitbakery · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media
Tried to practice the cookie run artstyle while doin some pixel art 😌
this is sweet swirl eel cookie and she’s my cookie run oc, she’s a dumb gay mermaid eel sailor lady 💞💞💞
29 notes · View notes
rabbitbakery · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media
I wanted to draw scales 😌
24 notes · View notes
rabbitbakery · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media
The hyper fixation is STRONG
51 notes · View notes
rabbitbakery · 10 months
Text
The queen and her subject <3
I can explain 👁👁 I’m gay an I’ve been hyper fixated on this silly lil goddess I made soooo I’m dragging you all with me >:)
(NEEDED CONTEXT: a Crystalline is the species that Iris is, they rule over villages similarly to kings?? Think goddess but with crystal. Also she can like, make crystals???? It’s hard to explain but I promise it’s better shown than told.) all of Iris’s lines will be in purple
(warnings: yandere behavior, arranged marriage, kinda violence? It’s implied ig, big woman, like so much fluff) do not seek a relationship like this EVER in real life capish. Your a female in this too bth ———————————————————————
Divine, all knowing, and all seeing. Those were the words to describe her. The being who oversaw your small village was a Crystalline, an Amethyst one at that. She was seen as the most gorgeous being in all of your region! So why was a lowly geologist like you being summoned to her cave?
Deep, deep into the woods was a plentiful cave full of amethyst and other wondrous artifacts. This is where she made her home. Her name was Iris, she watched and ruled your village. You yourself were eager yet frightened to enter the cavern, no soul has ever been summoned to her home for good reasons. But you couldn’t help but the wonder what you could have possibly done? You were a good, hardworking, and friendly member of the community. You have done no wrong from what you know! Which only left one simple question, why were you being summoned? 
As the guards escorted you, faint humming could be heard throughout the forest. As you we approaching closer and closer to the cave, the humming became louder and louder, almost to loud. Your walking slowed a bit in fear, but a small shove from the men kept you moving. Upon arriving, a beautiful cave is presented to you. Amethyst sprawls from the women, covering the walls and ground in the beautiful crystal. As she sees that you have arrived, she stops humming and turns slightly to address you. 
Tumblr media
“Hello there my dear! I hope the journey here wasn’t too strenuous!” 
The woman in-front of you was… for lack of a better term massive. Not in a derogatory way of course, just quite literally massive. She was at least a hundred times your height and width. She was always referred to as a gentle giant, but you thought the villagers meant she was a bit on the tall side! As you’re trapped in your, quite surprised thoughts, one of the men pipe up. 
“ I assure you we were gentle with her your liege.” A disappointed sigh was heard from the woman, clearly not happy with the answer given to her.
“You’re aware I oversee EVERYTHING that happens in that village correct?” 
Seems the men failed to inform her of them breaking into your home and dragging you by your hair out. You’re gonna have bruises for weeks from how they handled you.
“Your liege I can-“
“I suggest you keep quiet, boy. I’m not exactly in a “merciful” mood this evening.” 
Iris’s tone was enough to sent shivers down all three of you and the men’s spines. A few agonizing seconds pass before the other knight speaks up.
“My liege, if I may?” 
“Make your words well spoken boy, I don’t have time for this.” 
“Why did you request her?”
Thank the stars you didn’t have to ask, you think in your state you would have fainted at the thought of speaking.
Another sigh is heard before she gives a snappy remark back.
“She is to be my wife, do your men not recall that conversation? Or are you all too incompetent to understand anything I say?” 
WHAT? Why weren’t you informed of this! You can’t be her wife- you’re not prepared! You know next to nothing about being a spouse!
You suppose the look of your face gave yourself away, as she speaks once again.
“You all told her she was to be married to me, correct ?” 
“…”
“Oh thank the STARS she is in this room because if she WASN’T!”
Sharp jagged shards of amethyst rapidly spread from her feet and surround the men, who were now standing in-front of you. The amethyst is only about as tall as their boots, but it sends fear into both the men’s hearts, their body language reflects such.  Her pupils turn into small slits, similar to a snake. She withdraws the amethyst shards from the men once she sees your fear.
“My apologies my dear, you two leave now”
They didn’t need to be told as they high tailed it outta there right as she said. You almost wanted to stop them, ask what was happening. The fear of upsetting her stopped you from doing such. 
“My deepest apologies for how those pigs handled you my love! I can assure you that their actions will not go without punishment.”
“…May I my liege?”
“Of course my dearest.”
“…What is… happening?” The confusion in your voice was evident and you were shaken in your boots.
“Ah yes, I suppose an explanation is in order hm? Well as your aware I be requested your here for us to be wed! I’ve been keeping a close eye on you for quite some time~” Iris cooed gently, her voice much lower then before. Your not quite sure what she meant by “keeping a close eye”. Has she been stalking you!? You suppose that would explain your situation, but why? 
“My liege, why me in particular? I’m no noble or Crystalline.” 
“Oh my love, your so much more to me then that, the day I saw you at the moon rabbit festival I knew it was fate.”
Every year your village hosts a moon rabbit festival, to celebrate the many rabbits and bunny’s who wander your village. Rabbits are very sacred to your village, so Iris would attend every year to help decorate and give blessings. You had a stand selling the many crystals and gems you’ve collected from that year. You thought your liege was keeping a close watch on you, maybe too close even. But you thought nothing of it, merely a illusion in your eyes. 
“My liege, I beg you to reconsider! I truly am not spouse material!”
“Oh hush my dear, that’s blasphemy!” Iris proclaimed with a chuckle. As she did, her tail curled around you, trapping you in-front of her. 
“I’m not letting such a beautiful flower wilt under my careful watch~” She gently picks you up without warning, causing you to flinch a little. She holds you gently in her palm and brings you to her face, nuzzling you. 
“I love you more than anything my darling, and I’m not letting my opportunity to be your wife slip from my palm.” With that, she gives you a kiss on your head, leaving you warm and fuzzy inside. Still holding you, she stands up from her perch and walks deeper into her home.
“I suppose I should show you where you’ll be residing from now on hm?” 
She strolls deeper and see into her cavern. It was much bigger than it looks from the outside, yet still as beautiful. Crystals and silver adorned the walls of the abode, shimmering as Iris walked. She cradled you in her arms, occasionally looking down at you with a loving gaze and a warm smile. Her pace slow and steady, her hold firm. This felt… wrong. Your not used to so much attention, positive attention at that. You simply couldn’t handle it! Luckily you wouldn’t have to wait for long as you see a room off of the hallway like stretch of cave. To your left was a separate cavern, a bolder covering the entrance. Iris effortlessly pushes the bolder out of the way and enters the room.
“Here is our bedroom! You’ll be here for a bit before we have our wedding, sorry there aren’t anymore rooms my dove, I’m not quite finished creating the rest of our home just yet.”
The room had the same amethyst coating the walls, the ground a purple rug with shimmering bits in it. The walls had some shelves made of stone, on them were things that you weren’t quite sure what they were, but they looks expensive. And too the right was a small nest of very large purple blankets and pillows, all shimmering with the same shimmering bits  as the rug. All you could do was stare in amazement, you hadn’t the money to even lay eyes on these things, let alone live near them. Iris gently set you on the mound of blankets and sat down to your level, setting her head in her arms. A loving stare poured into you, all you could do is curl up and try not to look stupid.
“Oh my dear, what am I too do with you~” She gently nudges a strand of hair out of your face with her finger and tilts your head up to meet her eyes. After a few seconds of you desperately trying to avoid eye contact, she takes her hand and pulls you into her arms, embracing you in a warm hug. Faint purring is heard from her throat as she crawls into her nest and lays you next to her.
“We should get some sleep my dear, I have to plan tomorrow, and I’m sure you’ll want to be well rested.”
She says as she pulls you into a tight hug. You wiggle a bit, her giggling and holding you tighter in protest. You eventually give up and drift to sleep. Unaware of the obsessive eyes watching over your every move.
“Goodnight my sweet, I promise you’ll get adjusted soon~”
59 notes · View notes