#quickhacks

[boatdriinks]

@quickhacks sent: ❛  have you considered trying something else?  ❜ six word sentence starters | accepting

"Nope."

The answer came quickly, without a single thought behind it. Like every member of Samurai-- Kerry Eurodyne was one stubborn motherfucker. With that fact in mind, it would often take quite a good bit of convincing to get him to decide on another way to go.

"When you've lived as long as I have, y'learn that the loud option is usually the most effective. Either that, or the one that gut punches 'em right in their fuckin' wallet. Otherwise, people usually don't give a fuck."

#okay. first: you whacked?! { asks } #quickhacks #you're no solo act { kerry interactions }

[noxbunni]

I THINK IM GONNA CRY

#adam smasher #try to do a serious playthrough in a game challenge: impossible #like i was quickhacking this grill to “distract enemies” #for science #and this fucking happened. he started growling and then ran over to it just to do this #also whats with his optics kinda going out and then back on near the end?? #weird... #😭😭

[another-corpo-rat]

no matter how many times he does it, whenever Kurt crosses the room with his Sandy to hug Vic from behind she's always like

#its only for a split second before she realises oh okay she's not dying #and she closes that quickhack that was bouta fry kurt's pretty circuits #sudden uses of a sandy in her proximity always put her on edge #inspired by: those countless times in Vic's early-game that an enemy with a Sandy got up in my netrunner face and had me panic #oc rambling #ship: blood money #victoria crane #kurt hansen

[a-gay-little-cat]

In the past year I've played this game I've not actually had a "V" but now its my turn so meet Vito, local narcissist who only cares about himself and getting to the top. As long as he gets eddies at the end he will do it. Also his ass is around 50, he had many ambitions in life but never quite made it so eventually he said fuck it and moved to Night City to go crazy and delve into merc work

#cp2077 #male v #vito #my ocs #künstlerischer kuchen #hes kind of awful and sucks but i love him #more of a stealth guy #likes to plan things and uses quickhacks in combination with his revolver and monowire #also his entire aesthetic is cowboy based #got the hat the spurs all that stuff #the vision in his left eye is also bad bc he didnt have the eddies to get it fixed immediately so they couldnt rlly restore that

[necro-hamster]

top ten funniest liam facts 3 2 1 GO

1) his apartment is a fucking disaster and definitely has a box of porn bds hidden somewhere. wires everywhere. hacked vending machine. complete fire hazard. damn bitch you live like this?

2) he used to get babysat by local animal groups when he was really young. they were like his go to people when he was a teenager and needed life advice. they mostly just taught him how to hit things really really really hard

3) he has optics w a yellow iris and white pupil and everyone thinks he got them custom made bc they're not a style usually sold. but he actually just stole them on a job lol. he hates how they look #fail

4) idk if furries r a thing in cyberpunk world but if they are then he's definitely a closet furry. if he had a fursuit he'd be like 20% more mentally stable

5) he gets into screaming matches w johnny. like out loud not in his head. his neighbors r so sick of him. but it's really par for the course living in a megabuilding

6) his mom thinks he has like an office job and that's where he's getting money to send to her LMAOOOOO she doesn't know her kid is a fucking street merc chat 😂😂😂

7) when he was like 19 he got into an accident where he was on his bike and a car fully ran him over. he was clinically dead for like 30 seconds. would've definitely died if the person who hit him wasn't decent enough to stop and try to help and also didn't have enough money to pay for medical bills. probably the luckiest thing that's ever happened to him. he still rides without a helmet

8) he romances kerry but they're both fucking disasters and neither of them are cleaning the fucking house. damn bitch you still live like this????

9) related. when kerry started bending over on that damn boat liam almost had a heart attack cuz he's autistic and awful at picking up on flirting. he wasn't upset but he was surprised. at first he even like asked just to make sure. like um are you aware your hole is out kerry was that on purpose or..

10) he has a stutter and it does not go away when johnny is steering. it pisses johnny off so so so bad because he's never had to deal with a speech issue before. he had the audacity to whine about it after going on his little joyride. typical johnny L. the stutter does eventually go away for liam all around as more of his brain is rewritten and even tho he's in a ton of pain he thinks it's really funny. johnny not so much (on account of liam actively dying)

#kris.txt #ask #quickhacked #he's such a fucking loser. #oc: liam valentine #god is tumblr just not saving tags anymore for anyone else #i have to manually type in all my oc tags now

[byberbunk2069]

Gonna be real, I don't like a considerable amount of Phantom Liberty

#I don't dislike it enough to uninstall it tho #refer to stickied post on this blogzone #Aside from So Mi the expansion is worth keeping for the new clothes and the Hellhound #and applying a quickhack to the monowire #And the Sisters of Mercy reference #I am mostly just disappointed in Dogtown being so chill #its just regular Pacifica but you need VIP access to get in

[wherearetherobots]

I've never been good at stealth in video games. I'm prone to screwing it up or just entering the stage blasting. Cyberpunk helped me learn how to be stealthy and I got really good at it. Super impressed with myself-

Cyberpunk 2.0: What if we made stealth A Whole Lot Harder

#QUICKHACKS CAN BE TRACED NOW AND I AM NOT USED TO IT #So anyway I started blasting #cyberpunk 2077

[totallyseiso]

My goal in 2077 is to one day remember I have a berserk implant during a fight.

This is an unrealistic goal, but it's important to work towards something.

#i dont even know if berserk is all that decent since ive never actually used it #all i know is quickhacks are all around op and sandevistan implants are op if you use blades like i do. op stops being fun quick

[boatdriinks]

@quickhacks sent: “For survival, I buried my dreams.”soft angst | accepting

"Sounds pretty shit." Kerry empathized. It wasn't he could necessarily relate to, but he knew it would've devastated him, if he'd had to give up his "dreams" for the sake of anything else. As much as this life may've ruined him in a way, he couldn't see himself doing anything else.

"Guess sometimes it's for the best, though."

#quickhacks #you're no solo act { kerry interactions } #okay. first: you whacked?! { asks }

[dickytwister]

deep fried ben affleck smoking meme. please and thak you

TEEHEE wip that means sm to me,,,,, it's abt my boy carter post-dnd game when he becomes emperor from the pov of his bodyguard,,,, but carter is just. an littol guy,, and being an emperor away from all his friends is soooo hard for him,,,,, snippet under the cut be upon ye,,,

Daerhen is plucked from his position as General of the King’s armies a day before the new emperor’s coronation. It comes as a surprise; he’s been nothing but loyal to the empire, from the very moment he left his mother and sisters on Eter to become a soldier, when his hand first held a pistol, when he first took a life in the name of his lord. To be taken from his position in the army, one he’s worked tirelessly for many years to deserve, and be demoted to bodyguard, would have had any lesser man protesting vehemently.  But Daerhen is no lesser man, and he keeps his discontent well hidden under the thick cotton of his new uniform.  The coronation is grandiose, as one would expect. The King has been ruling for decades and has been desperately trying to reach his heir for half as long. This, the great hall crowded with nobility and what few people of lower standing managed to pay their way into the citadel, decorated from the marble floors to the painted ceilings, tables lined with appetizers and delicacies more delectable than the next, has been a very long time coming, and everyone is celebrating to their hearts’ content. King J'son stands next to the throne, one hand draped over the back, and looks at the crowd with a satisfied glint in his tired eyes. From where he’s leaning against a pillar, fingers loosely wrapped around the stem of a flute, Daerhen observes the new emperor. The young man is sitting on the throne with his back straight, his arms carefully placed on either side of his body, chin held high in a way that makes the ceremonial crown shine under the colourful lights of the plankton and the flickering ones of the candles that have been lit merely for aesthetic purposes. He is dressed in the finest silk, with hues of purple cascading along the seams of his outfit. Yet, for all that he wears the crown and the hues of purple and sits upon the same throne his grandfather sat upon before him, Carter Quill looks nothing like the ruler he’s meant to be.  If he didn’t abhor him for being the reason behind his demotion, Daerhen would pity him; while the band starts on another song and people gather round to dance, the emperor sits still under the weight that’s now resting heavy on his shoulders. 

#oc:carter #sorry this is so long i'm insane in the head abt my boy #i know he does great as an emperor!!! but it makes me sad!!! he's just a baby and he's forced to become a big man so fast!!! #when will he get to smell flowers again?? to look at the stars without thinking of the other empires out there who want to go to war?? #when will he see his friends again?? his family?? no one here knows he hates the heat or loves hot cocoa. no one knows that. it hurts me #tldr he is just a littol guy and he deserves better!!! #also daerhen is so dilf. fyi. important fact to me. they end up dating also #tag game #answered; #quickhacked

[vivanightcity]

Things decided about Ivan while I was actually playing the game, and not just messing around in photomode.

People assume he’s always covered in bruises and bandaged up because he never shuts up, runs his mouth, then gets in fights. And sure, sometimes that’s it, but not routinely. He’ll have a scrap for fun, but he doesn’t really like actual combat that much. The damage is usually from him fucking around and climbing, scurrying and generally being a nuisance all over in places he isn’t meant to be. Gets hit by a lot of cars, and the occasional metro, always falling off stuff.

Combat wise, he’s a little sneak bitch. Back in the badlands, he was much more loud and direct, but found it harder to fight the way he wanted to in NC, at least not without immense collateral damage that just wasn’t a factor he’d needed to consider before. Molotovs and the spray and pray method don’t do well in crowds. So he adapted. He’d rather people never see him coming, and not have a damn clue what hit them. Always been quick, flexible, and had good reflexes, he was just, finally, putting it to good use. Of course, he’s only got a few months worth of intense on the job training for that method, so he fucks up occasionally and ends up falling back on SMGs or explosives.

Night City feels claustrophobic to him. It was something he could ignore with a friend to pall around with, not seeing an open sky didn’t matter if you were too busy looking around at all the other shit. But both time, and well, yall know, have soured it a lot. It’s not a novelty anymore.

#cyberpunk 2077 #masc v #look im so early into this game im probably going to end up changing things #but i had a day free today and spent it playing and actually doing stuff #and how i expected i'd enjoy playing this game (based on past similar games) vs how I'm actually enjoying playing it #ended up very different so i thought i'd need to think of WHY this scrappy little shit of a nomad #would favor quickhacks and non lethal takedowns #i think the non lethal part is a recent addition for him tho #like a 'too much death if i can avoid adding to it i will' sort of thing #my vp #vibes of ivan

[magnvmchasma]

gigs that make you leave ur weapons in a locker, i can promise you, i will always forget to grab them. and i basically only use the malorian arms 3516 once i’ve got it but i also carry around the other malorian pieces because… i like them. so i get a block away from the club before im like ‘oh fuck! my incredibly expensive custom made malorians!’ and sprint back like an idiot

#popping v like a balloon and 3 malorians and 800 quickhacks come flying out #also like river what are /you/ doing with a custom malorian

[another-corpo-rat]

i consistently forget i made Victoria strong as fuck and then get delighted with the thought of her grabbing one of Hansen's lieutenants with one hand and tossing that bitch across the room

#its Yuri #she's tossing Yuri #he thought it was a good idea to neg the woman who has spent literal decades working with Smasher #Local Netrunner Chooses Physical Violence and Wins #its not like she can do that in the Arasaka offices thatd be improper #in Dogtown tho #annie put the thought in my head with a gifset and shes so right #oc rambling #Victoria Crane #stems from me making her like 20 body ingame cos i like using shotguns #oh my quickhack didnt kill you? c'mere eat shotgun at point blank. bitch.

[fivehundredsporks]

ok wow gorilla arms + sandevistan is turning out to be way more fun that i thought it would be!!

#cyberpunk 2077 #so fun just going slow motion around a fight just punching everyone #kinda miss my quickhacks though :( #also apparently i sold one of the best sandevistans in the game lmfao #i hope you can get it again

[tiredvibehours]

Nice to see the added car chase AI in action!

#cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk patch 2.0 #had me cackling the first time #Vit: Funny when you bump into family ain’t it? #not shown but I immediately jumped up and started queuing contagion quickhacks