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27thfirefly · 4 months
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necro-hamster · 2 years
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why cant the sole survivor be like "what the fuck" when preston pays them for helping fend off the raiders 😭😭😭 dude is like "oh my god thank you for helping us kill those people that were trying to murder us for our supplies!!!" and hands them a can full of bottle caps. they're still coping with the fact that they just woke up 200 years after being frozen and this man just handed them a bunch of rusty bottle caps after they killed some people and fought a dinosaur in the streets. like hello
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kris-side · 5 days
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sorry to be That Guy right now, but can we just take a quick second to just look at the way Odile holds her book?
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idk, is it just me?? im like, ma'am...
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starrykatamari · 8 months
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I love the idea of Dirk and Jake being a dichotomy in almost every way while still being compatible. Not even through a lens of ‘opposites attract’, just through my own specific understanding of the sentiment.
I am just enamored with the dynamic of ‘someone will die’ ‘of violence’, while still being polar opposites in their expression of this.
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kris-dot-net · 2 months
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i could fix him just bring him back and i can fix his misogynistic sexist views PLEASE JUST BRING HIM BACK
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niight-shroud · 1 year
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halloween ends spoilers lol
it felt like corey was the writers attempt to like pander to the slasher fuckers, and it didnt work god he was a boring character. not fuckable at all. anyway the movie had not enough michael and THEN HE DIES???? I'm fuckin
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gothlovecore · 7 months
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God forbid dark-skinned women get anything.
(yes. this is about splatfest.)
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compendiumhistoria · 25 days
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Aleron "I pull bad bitches with my autism" Brightwood,
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slenderverseyaoi · 5 months
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the only things im missing for the blaine cosplay is a shirt and the moustache im gonna macgyver from a cheap wig
it is suprisingly difficult to find a shirt that fits when ur a microbe. why arent there dress shirts in childrens section. why do you hate women.
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krisplaysgw2 · 4 months
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Full of GW2 brainworms when I haven't opened it in awhile nor continued the story in awhile, but. Just.
I'm Thinking abt the Knight of the Thorn quests again. The way I IMMEDIATELY started them as soon as I could after Heart of Thorns. That I haven't changed Lightbringer Merit's main weapon since getting that sword. It was in his hands when he faced Balthazar. It is still equipped, belted to his side. He's still using Chronomancy, no matter how many new tricks there are to learn and use as he travels. My boy is still there, right there, with a broken thorn of the Pale Tree in his hands to kill, reluctant. Heart-broken.
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anatomska-venera · 2 months
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A delicious and nutritious brunch of a handful of funyuns and a handful of doritos
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27thfirefly · 5 months
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Of course I've always looked this way, Harry! What would be the point of wasting valuable Union resources on content aware scaling? There's simply no reason to make myself look exaggerated! Surely you realize I would never try to make you doubt your perception of reality? We're both reasonable men, Harry - you know as well as I do that the idea's simply preposterous!
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necro-hamster · 2 months
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gale should've been fatter. send post
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kris-side · 2 months
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money makes me feel like the most misreable creature on planet earth
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starrykatamari · 8 months
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Important life update since I’ve been sick the past few days:
My husband got me a little pegasus that I have named “Li’l Baby Rap Snack”.
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kris-dot-net · 15 days
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i forgot i had this as the cover for my will wood playlist & i almost burst out laughing in the middle of english
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