as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen
the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"
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yall. i keep coming across this thing on instagram, people making "edible cookie dough" out of yogurt and protein powder. well.
i tried it. and im MAD about it. WHY IS IT ACTUALLY TASTY!!!!! HOW DOES IT ACTUALLY TASTE LIKE MY FAVORITE COOKIE RECIPE!!!!!!!!!! UNCALLED FOR!!!!!!!
i didnt measure anything but i used fage greek yogurt (ive seen people use cottage cheese as well but uh. no thanks <3), vanilla protein powder (others also use peanut butter protein power and add a scoop of pb), oat flour, brown sugar, and mini chocolate chips.
it tastes like my moms oatmeal chocolate chip cookies to the point where my mom said "wheres the coconut?" because her recipe adds shredded coconut
yeah the yogurt adds a Tang to it, but the oat flour does SUCH a good job i dont care. what the fuck. i hate this. fitfluencers you win this round.
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phantom thieves approval rating in the gutter.. lives on the line... That reminds me, the home shopping program is airing today
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I'm so glad you're still working on Water to Blood😭I've read a lot of IFs since I've discovered them, and lots of the ones I liked ended up being discontinued🥲So thank you so much for your work, I'm excited to see how the update will turn out🥰 🌹
Me too! They’re definitely a load of work.
I saw somewhere once that when you pass chapter 3, the story starts to go somewhere and it gets easier to write. So fingers crossed for me to push this bad boy across that line.
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YouTube keeps serving me ads for Special Foods. Are you tired of buying 100 groceries? Wouldn't you rather.... Just One? Let's talk about a little something called Gunk.
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*stands ominously at your doorway*
TRICK OR TREAT
hghghhhhhgh okay here take it *scoops raw protein powder into your hands*
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I love Raph being the plus sized rep for this movie. Obviously Raph has always been the bulkiest in some iteration, but MM is visibly the widest of his brothers and he throws his weight around to use it to his advantage. Raph was a wider baby too! He held onto it!
I love especially how it’s never brought up. Not to make fun of him, not for laughs, not to make a statement, Raph is just bigger than his brothers in the movie and it changes literally nothing except for how he uses it to his advantage in a fight and I love that we can have that as a society.
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Golden lovers have been on the brain (geez I wonder why) So i wanted to draw them. Starting of course with the Golden Beginning.
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