Sherlock: Albert, I'm asking your permission to marry your brother
Albert: You're asking me for permission to marry Will? What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you've asked me, no you can't. Beat me in a drinking contest first.
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Hi Steph! Hope you are okay. Can you point me in the direction of stories where Sherlock is not rich but actually very poor? Where he struggles to make any money? Maybe Mycroft has restricted access to his funds after his drugs addiction and doesn't notice he is struggling financially? Thanks!
Hey Nonny!
Ah, I actually think I was asked a similar question awhile ago and I genuinely don't believe I got any results for it... It might have been the Poverty / Homeless AU ask I got I'm thinking of.
If anyone has any, please do!
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Doyle Canon: This is Dr. John Watson. He has managed to have multiple love affairs on three different continents. He is a love machine. A sex god, if you will. Able to woo multiple Victorian ladies.
80% of Sherlock Holmes Adaptations: This is Dr. John Watson. He looks like a hamster.
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Nothing bad will happen to them in the Alps. Ever.
[ID: a digital drawing of Holmes and Watson walking along a stoney path. They're both carrying hiking sticks and Watson has a backpack. Holmes is leading them and pointing forward with an enthusiastic smile, pulling Watson along by the wrist. Watson looks up in awe at an off-screen waterfall. /End ID]
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The Science of Seduction - (2023)
“Am I going to keep the tattoos ? Of course not, don't be silly John, it's for a case. A "three", unfortunately. I'll be back in two hours top, don't wait for me for dinner. John, are you alright ? You look sick. I'm concerned. John ? John...? Why are you looking at me like this ?”
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Things are starting to get awkward hehe
Part 5 of of Holmes' collage adventures
(part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6)
(AO3)
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I was relistening to the first few episodes of Sherlock and Co.
John was going to leave after being kept awake all night and then being accosted by Obama’s security detail - Sherlock got together elements of a Ukrainian breakfast on the fly to try to…apologize? He said thinking of John’s IED made him peckish but his “Look, Doctor, you’re not looking” and “…from Ukraine” doesn’t read as someone who passively did this.
This is the same dude who refused to do his own grocery shopping later to the point that it was a Problem, but he was able to find/prepare food (I don’t think there’s premade deruny but I could be wrong) he seems to hope John would want.
I’m stuck on this as an autistic adult who tires really hard to be mindful of my friends even when my brain isn’t wired to do so easily. I find this quietly sad, even if in passing it’s easy to understand John’s side of the situation more readily.
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when john and sherlock start accidentally but blatantly flirting with each other at the end of the 12th episode and I can sense the faint smell of building up romance:
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CATFISH HOLMES! CATFISH HOLMES!
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Louis: So, Sherlock sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "shut the hell up" instead of "bless you"
Bond: How could you accidentally say "shut the hell up?"
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I found this on Instagram, I hope it’s okay that I’m posting on here. But I couldn’t find it on here but please tag the OP if you know them! (I’ve tried my best below, sorry if I missed someone or tagged the wrong person)
Also this is hilarious and so true
@froody @rogue-cas-whore @caliginouscalico
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Sherly serving cunt as he crashes an MI6 meeting after spending the past few years pretending to be dead when instead he was off gallivanting in New York with Liam ✨
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Kitty Winter aka the best Sherlock & Co character
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