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#poor guy :(( i have a feeling smth bads about to happen to him and frank
theduckeminence · 2 months
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I can’t stop thinking about Eddie Dear y’all.
First off, the probable reason behind what had occurred to him is most likely due to him being scrapped/taken off the script of the show is just both saddening and dreadful on his part. Like he exists within the realm of the Neighborhood, but considering his absence throughout the recent update, aside from him giving the viewers a decoder + clips of him throughout the Home-warming ad compilation, its safe to say that Playfellow Workshop had most likely taken off him of the show, or at the very least, lessening the amount of screen time he receive (in this case being the ads/commercials).
And now onto the actual possible reason why Eddie Dear would be taken off script. Now thinking back to the fact that Eddie & Frank being a couple is canon, it’s also safe to say that because of their connection in the show — even though Playfellow Workshop attempts to have them be distant or lack any sort of significant interaction onscreen — Eddie & Frank’s relationship, or at least Eddie’s love for Frank, could certainly be the reason why the he was taken off script.
After all, if two male characters are shown to be gay for each other in a kids show from the 1970s, chances are Playfellow Workshop would rather scrap the homosexual (derogatory) mailman character than have Welcome Home be taken off the air entirely just because of said mailman character.
Furthermore, what’s more interesting and ironic about Eddie being a prominent character who became intensively aware of his situation is the fact that he first appears to be a character who could be considerably perceived as“insignificant” or “irrelevant.” Of course I don’t actually think he is, but from the way Playfellow Workshop and the Homewarming commercials are framed Eddie, it can be interpreted that Eddie is seen as a rather character of little relevance.
It is partially due to him being taken script, but it’s also the fact that his only thing going on for him is being the mailman for the neighborhood — as well as a bit of a comedic relief. Eddie said himself in the Homewarming video from the secret site — if I’m correct, he feels that nobody appreciates him enough for his work (though correct me if I’m wrong). And that since there’s no one there to ask him to deliver something, or call, or check up on him, he feels as though that — somewhere inside of him — he feels both left out and “irrelevant.”
His one role is to be the neighborhood delivery man, and without that, then what exactly would he be good for?
(this could further be emphasized when Sally told him that they made the deliveries for him to give him a day off — even though no one told him that, and chances are this is perhaps Sally trying to reassure him when in reality, he was just scripted out of Homewarming hence why no one came to talk to him. Getting lil off topic oops—).
Recircling back to the original topic, yada yada yada Eddie just being a mailman and besides that he views himself to be irrelevant so on and so forth.
One thing I would like to mention, relating to Eddie being the probable first of the group to become aware other than Wally, is that I find it surprising that Eddie Dear IS the probable first to become aware like Wally.
To tell y’all the truth, I didn’t think he would play such a significant role in the Narrative (and thus probably doomed by it too). I would have least thought Frank or Julie would have been next to become the more Self Aware.
But Eddie Dear? Our loveable, friendly, and reliable mailman — Eddie Dear? Suddenly depersonalizing right on the spot with a pea plate and becoming aware of both his sentience, the weirdness of his setting overall, and how he could hear Home’s heartbeat? How he knew that the moment he comes to this revelation of self-awareness, he can’t go back? That everything he has ever known is most probably not real and/or all a lie?
It just has me stopping for a second on why and how him, but after thinking about it furthermore, alongside reading analysis posts, it would make sense for him to be next on why he had become Aware.
And I can only assume that from here on out, things are bound to change. And I for one fear these colorful lil puppets — particularly Eddie in this case.
Lets just hope the existential dread doesn’t drive all of them over the edge.
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sailorhyunjinz · 3 years
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How do you think would skz be in a home party?🥰 love your writing~
OOOH this is fun heh LEZ GO THEM SKZ HOME PARTY HEADCANONS
also ah thank you <33 >//<
warnings; homeparty, alcohol consumption, puking other,,, drugs,,, mentions of sex under the influence, blowjobs. 
Bangchan;
ah finally some good as stress relief
chan definitely has a secret party animal hidden inside of him
he’s just so hot?!?!? like wearing ripped black jeans and those mf tanktops that show his entire ribcage from the side
~grinding~
but then he’s a total dork doing moves like the sprinkler HASHAHSAH
LOWKEY DAD MOVES
likes the really intense music, like he gets high off just music
all sweaty and UGHHDSKAJ SO HOT SO FUCKING HOT
attracts everyone at the party cause he’s just that hot
omg the arm wrestles 
the more drunk he is, the more aussie he becomes
IMAGINE HIM JUST SPEAKING IN A THICK AUSSIE ACCENT WHEN HE’S DRUNK AS A FUCKING BOAT
likes beer,,,, or like straight up soju
from the bottle ahsahsa
Minho;
will 100% trick somebody into doing drugs 
I KNOW THAT SOUNDS BAD BUT NOT LIKE ANYTHING REALLY HARDCORE 
he’d say its candy or smth (i feel like the person that would fall victim to this is drunk jeongin ahsahsah)
~grinding pt2~
its them dancer hips 😔 
he walks around this party like he owns the place (he probably does)
says the cockiest shit - “what’s up, babygirl” I FUCKING CANT-
i mean kudos to him, everybody wants to suck him off
drinking games that involve pain HASHAHAS
like slapping the person that loses the count in some sort of number game or smth
this has nothing to do with the games but just eats the ice in drinks
“it tastes yummy” and he’s like “IT ACTUALLY TASTES” you’re like wtf you stupid ass its frozen water
“oooooh,,,,”
becomes dumber as he gets drunk like,,, real dumb
will call his ex
Changbin;
i feel like he just zones out
and then starts dancing all of a sudden ahsahsha
complaining over the music
very quick in and out of emotions??
is the member that would most likely fight someone
also likes drinking a lot 
and making out
just very wild,,, and then not HAHSAHS I- 
his ego increases by like tenfolds when he’s around that many people
striking up conversations from left to right
most of his friends are people that he got to know at parties,,, or made out with
why does his voice get lower when he’s drunk??
also has a weird habit of undressing
NOT LIKE IN A SEXUAL WAY
he just starts feeling hot and doesnt even mind that there are people there
somebody fucking stop him- 
Hyunjin;
the loudest mf you will ever meet
he’s screaming for no reason at all
he’s just too excited (and if jisung is there then fucking expect to not have eardrums after the party is over)
his camera roll is just drunk party photos 
most of which are so blurry you can barely see what its supposed to be LMAO
also the mf that sings along to lyrics ITS LIKE CAN YOU STFU
before he gets too drunk he likes to make cocktails ahsahs
like mixing ice lollies with vodka 
lowkey comes up with some new type of alcohol 
total slut when he’s drunk
will let anyone fuck him
just does the sluttiest shit
licks everyone
moans in other peoples ears (a joke or not?? we shall never know)
just ugh,,, himbo material
Jisung;
BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP FUCKBOY ALERT
no legit trying to hit up every girl and guy he sees
never goes home without sum pussy/dick
actually likes to drink?? surprisingly?? or maybe not really lmao
cannot control his limits
“i’ll just drink this and then im done”
30 minutes later homeboy is bent over the fucking toilet
also becomes the biggest baby
like after his hormones subside he just cuddles,,, 
goes over to chan to ask him to hold him
and chan is like; BITCH IM TRYING TO RELAX SHO
i also feel like he cries a lot
just gets kinda,,,, empty??
like sure, it’s fun,,, but why was he here?? what is the purpose of his life??
and then he pukes again HASHSA IM-
also,,, bong rip HASHAS IM SORRY IM SO SORRY
Felix;
loves loves loves playing games
spin the motherfucking bottle (or 7 minutes in heaven)
its all fun and games until he’s the one that gets the bottle at him
very very veeeeery giggly and just laughing at everything
muzzing NO IM JOKING IM JOKING
makes a shit ton of pot brownies and then gets too high
doesnt even recognise where he is
just staring at a mirror and then bursting out in laughter
throws it back
like its tiktok dances to the max
loves the attention he gets in like dance battles and such
LIKE LOWKEY HIS FAVORITE THING EVER
because he always wins
GO FELIX GO FELIX GO FELIX 
Seungmin;
responsible puppy
it doesnt mean that he’s boring, it just means that he doesnt want anyone in the ER
but eventually he’s drunk himself ahshash
he gets sleepy when drunk so the odds of finding him passed out in the bathroom is pretty large
when he dances he does like a little two step AHSHAHA PLEASE ITS SO ADORABLE-
he becomes like kinda awkward ahshash and its like what are you doing over in the corner??
munches all the snacks
accidentally eats felix’s pot brownies
UH OH.... he might be the one in the ER if im being frank
he thinks he’s about to pass out HSHAHSA 
will beat the shit out of felix the next day for putting the pot brownies next to the real brownies
doesnt like the taste of beer 
Jeongin;
i have a feeling he would go a bit too hard 
because he’s never really partied before and so he wants to try EVERYTHING
gets a bit too drunk OOPS-
but he’s very cute when he’s drunk so the others dont really mind
he’s like rubbing up on the others and giggling a lot with his face all flushed
would be a bit too shaky from all the substances he’s been putting into his body THAT SOUNDS REALLY BAD UH,,, I MEAN LIKE,, sugar and shit like that
he hates the taste of alcohol but pretends to like it so he fits in aASHSHA POOR BABYYYY
easily pressured into things
might actually get his first fuck while drunk just saying,,,,
everything becomes like x1000 times more interesting
balloons on the walls? i wonder what happens if i try to bite it
PROTECC
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izukult · 3 years
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Okok awesome! 🖤🖤 I do have a wide variety in my music taste but artists most in my rotation are definitely Tyler the creator, Doja cat (streets?? Pls on rpt 🤤) and Arctic Monkeys, (pls don’t feel restrained by these artists tho !) very much chill vibes and driving late at night if that makes sense asjfkdkka. Personality wise I’m pretty awkward and fairly antisocial, very much ->🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️😨 but once you get to know me I’m pretty loud and a little much tbh 🤭 like my laugh is genuinely TOO loud lmaooo, and I would very much appreciate it with Kageyama if that’s not too much to ask 😳👉🏼👈🏼 thank you again 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
hello my love. if i hadn’t known you, i wouldn’t have done this any kind of justice. BUT STRAP YOUR ASS IN WIFEY YOU KNOW WHAT IT BE. @chubbybunny111
you and kageyama.
oh god you and kageyama would scare the fuck out of me as a couple. have you seen those memes like boy who doesn’t talk all too much 💖 girl who loud asf? you two. LMAOOO.
definitely you two make fun of each other. on the daily. but, he also grumbles little compliments to u all nervous like. i feel like he would very much like your hair?? like,, it’s so curly,, it’s so pretty,,,, do a fella a favor and let him play with it, yeah?
i’m just imaging you in your straight clothes from high school and him in a disgusting unwashed sweaty ass volleyball uniform😻😻 IM SORRY OK ANYWAY
you two share earbuds all the time. just sittin next to each other in moderate silence with tunes playing.
he is so bad at texting LMAOOO. you’d send an ironic emoji and he’s done for? he just stares at it. blankly. void of any emotion other than confusion.
“i’m sorry did you just send ‘🤕’ after telling me you love me?”
“hey, you’re crying. why are you using 😋 right now?”
i’m sorry for making fun of him but also i’m NOT THATS SO FUNNY.
now, don’t take what i said earlier wrong, he’s not just like oh yes quiet around you (that’s not his personality people need to be better🙄), but when you two are in public he’s not like really affectionate? unless he’s jealous because he is (infact) an insecure bitch, but whenever that happens it feels forced and awkward figure that out kags.
we see the way he acts with hinata like? if he’s comfortable with you he’s going to be loud as fuck there’s no denying it. yall get told to shut up like on the daily?
shares his milk with you😁 not his food tho
LMAOFJAOFJS IM SORRY BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MANS RELATIONSHIP WITH EATING? you ain’t getting between that babe
anyway here’s a fucking playlist for your hot ass i am literally in love with you. i really like this playlist tbh :)
1. sometimes (backwood); gigi- starting off with my favorite song at the moment. this isn’t really completely a deep meaning with the lyrics thing, because this song is pretty sad? i think it’s so vibey. it’s so good. it’s just a gentle, quiet night with the windows open and a full moon. however, like i said he’s insecure and has overthought while listening to this song.
2. breezeblocks; alt-J- mostly just a banger, indeed. you’re driving (i would not trust him behind the wheel? ever?), the lights are super pretty, he’s looking at you from the passenger seat ‘discretely’. he doesn’t want you to go, so those lyrics are accurate, but he’s also not a murderer dw😁 he couldnt
3. i wanna be yours; arctic monkeys- PHEW. OKAY. OKAY JESUS CHRSIT. no because you don’t understand yall are in LOVE? like in LOVE. he probably kisses you for the first time while this shit playing. he also, by default, blushes EVERY TIME THIS SONG COMES ON. such a lil bitch baby🙄
4. sucker; jonas brothers- stop before you say anything this song is unironically so good. i? could imagine you like? terribly dancing to this i dunno. i feel like if you got tobio in the right mood he would jam to some music w you‼️
5. EARFQUAKE; tyler, the creator- i think kageyama was like the kind of guy who mentally was constantly like “i want a gIRLFRIEND FUCK🤬🤬🤬”, but lile also once it happens? svary as fuck. have we not talked about how he does not really like himself much (thinking ab him practicing his smile rn poor baby). so yea, bad self confidence & in love with you. this song. PLUS, it’s a banger.
6. streets; doja cat- you at him lmao. do i have to say anything else?
7. ivy; frank ocean- he would put this song on a playlist for you and then not tell you about the song or the playlist and still get nervous about how youd react lmaooo. however, yknow in movies when like the guy looks at the girl and the music swells? that but with an emo volleyball player and frank ocean
8. redbone; childish gambino- very chill vibes and driving late at night energy. this song plays while yall lay on like ur couch or smth and you’re messing with the ends of his hair and he’s playing videos on his phone with one hand and like kind of awkwardly nervously trying to hold ur hand with the other and he just does the pinky thing thAT WE WERE TALKIN BOUT LMAOO
9. cocoa butter kisses; chance the rapper- i feel like if you were to smoke, this is the song you’d get high to. i don’t have much reason other than that? i can just see this playing in the background as you two exist together
10. my kind of woman; mac demarco- man, you’re really driving him mad🙄 BUT‼️ I THINK? ITS ALRIGHT WITH HIM😳. he’s absolutely whipped and he didn’t even know he had the ABILITY. i feel like you like to prove people wrong, so here’s another instance.
11. casual; doja cat- i know everyone hates getting played, but you feel like you would take a LOTTA precautions to avoid that, including the whole walls up deal. you’re super upfront about it? you’re not like secretly testing the waters, you’re like ‘if ur fucking w me gtfo of my face lol’ but clearly you wouldn’t talk to kags like that (however he’d hurriedly say he’s not a little too loud)
12. afraid; the neighbourhood- ABSOLUTE TOBIO ENERGY (also oikawa energy, i think its so cute that we are married and the mfs we choose to love r rivals). but anywho, absolute MAD tobio energy. yes he also takes out his insecurities with anger don’t actually like he’s not gonna have to work on that lmao
13. sex on fire; kings of leon- arguably one of the best songs to ever exist. he would be like ?!😳 the first time he heard it and youd probably like flick him LMAOFJAODJ this is just a good jam song for you two. he would definitely sing this song with you, don’t care don’t care
14. scary love; the neighbourhood- i’m beginning to think the neighbourhood just has kageyama energy? remind me to look into that later. either way, i’m putting extreme emphasis on this song. this song is completely how he feels. this song is IT. he watches in anticipation as he “shows you it cos it’s a good song”. please just be nice to him (while also bullying him😁)
15. when you were young; the killers- you’ve made out to this song i’m so sorry. MAYBE THATS JUST BECAUSE I THINK THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECTTTTJRJEJTI SONG. god. good fucking music. equal mix of good song and the lyrics hitting
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