tw mpreg
important choice (of place for such conversations)
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For the soft au
Xiao coming to Reader hoping for advice in dealing with the voices in his head.
Xiao:So how do you deal with them?
Reader: Deal with them? Xiao *pulls him closer* let me tell and show you something-
*leads him to the closest window*
Reader:See all those crows? Yep, they are my chat that all collectively share 1 braincell. So what do I do when I've had enough? I do this.
*puts on the caramel song and then all the Crows starts dancing*
Reader:This is how I deal with them.
Xiao:Now I know where the music comes from-
Yes when reader is tired by the crows shenanigans they but on a silly little song and all the Crows dance to it. Why? Because 1 braincell my friend, 1 braincell (inspired by Phils stream outro that we all love so much :D)
-Crow Anon
OMGGGG I CAN IMAGINE THIS HAPPENINING PLEASE ESPECIALLY THIS REMINDED ME OF @rea-can-yeet DRAWING OF THAT WITH VENTI HEARING THAT MUSIC THROUGH THE ANEMO WIND WITH RUBEDO AND HER READER JUST VIBING IN CASITA HAHAHAHAHAH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
PLEASE I FEEL SO BAD FOR XIAO TO HEAR THAT AND READER IS JUST SO DONE BEING USED TO THE CHAOS OF HER CHAT TO THE POINT SHE HAD TO PUT THAT HILARIOUS AMAZING ANNOYING YET CHAOTIC MUSIC HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Xiao as the awkward dinner went on:
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It’s 6:00 am. February 21st, 2023.
I feel so bad for Xiao in lantern rite like…his social anxiety was already pretty overwhelming for him and then when Venti came in he was probably having heart palpatations
Mans was just doing his best (ಥ﹏ಥ)
Like I can actually relate my dude
Like, let’s go knit some mittens for your peepaw in a corner together pls this is wayyy too much
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poor xiao... how hard must it be to keep conquering the demons while eating nothing but almond tofu and snow... :(
Xiao we know you aren't worried about your own health but we are worried, so instead of your health at least worry about your demon conquering skills!
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Xiao on New Year's be like:
"Another year goes by and I'm still alive..."
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Got this idea from Yoimiya's VA doing this
Imagine Ragdoll trio going to a con and meeting fans without them knowing and one says to Xiao "You do such a great impression of him!" And Xiao just short circuits because he doesnt know what to do and he fumbled and go "I am xiao" and Childe and Hu Tao are on the floor laughing and rolling the entire time
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xiao would be… literally sobbing at the floor, not knowing if he should take this as a compliment or cry about the fact his fans don’t recognize him 😭
give him a break!!
(also childe would literally howl, even attracting more attention to the situation and xiao would like to die rn, pretty please)
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He's frowning.. this is upsetting. He isn't good enough for anyone, it seems..
"Oh--Xiao, you missed a few," Evan started. "Like 'Kind'--and since you have an Anemo Vision, I'd assume you adore freedom as a concept, yes? You're also playful at times, and you're more creative than you realize..."
Xiao gets kisses because he is loved!!!! He is more than enough!!!!
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denial is a river in egypt etc etc
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back in the years of signal academy....
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If Luo Binghe found out that the reason Shen Qingqiu was nice to Gongyi Xiao was because he reminded of Luo Binghe, he'd have such mixed feelings about it.
On the one hand, Shizun having "reminds me of Binghe" as one of his standards for favoritism would probably put him over the moon.
On the other hand, Gongyi Xiao?! Really, Shizun?! He was an idiot! Couldn't even stop Zhuzhi Lang, of all people, from killing him! Maybe he had some small talent but he was entirely the kind of person who accidentally made things worse for anyone he was trying to help. Shizun he was clearly Ning Yingying coded, not Binghe coded! 😤
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Team RBY (and me) when they realize Weiss is canonically 4'11 without heels
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@celestibound asked: ❝ stop saying i’m jealous. i’m not— i just. i don’t like having to share. ❞ ( from Xiao )
he lets out a soft laugh, not to be cruel, but because the other is cute when he’s flustered like this. it’s so obvious to him that the other is jealous of the friendship aether has with some of their other traveling companions. “don’t like to share?” he says softly, leaning against the adeptus, gently nudging him with his elbow, “don’t like to share what?” he knew-- probably his attention and time, but he wanted to see if the yaksha would admit to it himself.
JEALOUS, FIERCLY PROTECTIVE & TERRITORIAL PROMPTS
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left on read...?
meanwhile:
xiao has fainted the moment he read Venti's texts
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