#pm seymor

[justajely]

Sunset Cyana

@itsapmseymour

And because I am a huge sucker for tropes I even made a small comic

Cyana: *gasp* Shiro look! The sunset. It’s so beautiful

Shiro: (looking at Cyana) it really is

#moon elf cyana #pm seymor #pmseymourva #fan art

[mothmancat]

Got bored and did a Cyana (character by @itsapmseymour)

#she looks weird in my art style but oh well #art #fanart #pmseymourva #pm seymor

[bisexual-baybie]

I just woke up and I’m so tired I thought “Tess” was short for… “Tessica.”

Fucking Tessica.

Holy shit

#pmseymourva #pm seymor

[airon2-0]

Help

#pm seymor #p.m. seymour #why are you something I’m quizzed on

[pr0udn3rd]

Ok wholesome rant time.

I love board games. Not like, Monopoly or Scrabble, no no. Nerd board games. Board games with intricately designed pieces and rulebooks thick enough to scare away the average person. And Wingspan designed by Elizabeth Hargrave is the best one.

Now, I am an autistic floof who would prefer conflict be avoided, so if you want to make kids cry with your capitalist greed and brutalist strategy go play Ticket to Ride. This game is not that. It is a chill beautiful refined game to put your pinkies out and enjoy a cup of tea with your friends. Imagine sunny days with poofy pretty clouds happy carefree vibes.

The game centers around birbs. You are a birb enthusiast and if that doesn’t hold true in your real life it will soon. Your goal is simple: score the most points. There are a myriad of ways to do this but they all revolve around hosting a sanctuary to birbs of all habitats, diet, size, etc. You play birbs by paying food and eggs. You get these resources by taking a turn to obtain them in a specific habitat. The more birbs you have in that habitat the more of that resource you get and you get to use those birbs powers, which are themed after the real life birb. It’s an engine building game but these rules aren’t really why this is the best game ever.

This game excels at providing a warm fuzzy feeling in your heart. Your competitors cannot impede your progress as everyone has their own sanctuary/board. They can only help you (ie birbs that let everyone get a resource.) Everyone can flourish, and in fact the more players the higher the average score.

But the piece de le resistance is the theming. The birbs are FUCKING GORGEOUS. I don’t mean they only picked birbs that look pretty, I mean the art on these cards makes me calm and happy. And each card has a fun fact at the bottom about that bird or it’s history. The whole game oozes charm and really just encapsulates the feeling when you see an animal and go “oh he’s just a silly little guy.”

The base game is North American birbs so pretty standard but the expansions really leaned into silly guy territory. Or maybe I’m just not educated enough to recognize foreign birbs as normal. The base game is very well constructed and a great stepping stone into slipping into the rabbit hole of expansions.

Because of this game, I have a new hobby. Birbs. I have a favorite birb. I watch birbs out my window. I know random birb facts. I can identify most birbs into a general category. It’s wonderful.

Look at this guy. This is a European Robin. My man does not have any worries. He is living under a rock. He doesn’t even know what a tax is! His entire existence is just round boi. Oh to be a birb like him on a snowy rock.

This guy, however. This is a Sri Lanka Frogmouth. He has committed at least 3 war crimes and he knows it and I love him anyways. He’s so ugly! I love him. He is also my favorite irl birb. So he gets 3 pictures.

This guy, the American Woodcock, is in base game and he gives “mom i frew up” vibes. He looks guilty and uncertain and HIS NAME IS A WOODCOCK.

I met these birbs through this game and I’m a happier person for it.

TL;DR if you like board games and want a good relaxing time and maybe a new birb obsession Wingspan is the game.

Below: card art

Also bonus the art is mostly male birbs for the foliage but they can lay eggs so this game is 95% trans birbs. Hell yeah.

#wingspan #best birbs #board games #personal rant #cute birbs #thoughts #late night thoughts #me irl #meirl #pm seymor #look at him #he’s so ugly #actually autistic #round boi

[chaotic-all-time-low]

Snom

Snom is done fucking around. Featuring the snom gun!

Ey PM I think this seems like an appropriate piece of equipment for a snom right?

Inspired by my friend who plays a character (in DnD)from the future (now technically) and they have a pokemon aka Snom with a gun attached to them so-

#snom fanart #pokemon snom #pm seymor #dnd

[undueolive]

I need to see this as Killer Croc or The Lizard and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #batman #killer croc #pm seymor

[queer-questions-and-polls]

I'm doing the polls while listening to pm Seymour on yt lol

#afab nonbinary #lgbtq community #pm seymor #pmseymourva #eagans personal mod updates

[luigi-says]

Luigi says: here is a complete step to step guide on how to summon @itsapmseymour I will also be doing this at exactly 3:30 PM

Draw a shape that could be recognized as a circle with whatever you have on hand

Get as many candles as there are mega binge compilations and place them around the circle

Place an offering in the middle of the circle could be a funny joke or half of a burrito

Light the candles

finally just say "Oh P.M. Seymour please accept this offering and be summoned here and now" and if he doesn't arrive in 3-5 minutes the ritual failed

#luigi #luigi says #luigisays #pm seymor #pmseymourva #summoning #summon

[cubestresser]

OMGS IM IN A PM SEYMOUR VIDEO :DDDDD

Link!!!

#yes. I did plant that seed in his discord #I did not plan on this actually happening #tysm pm! #tumblr #pmseymourva #pm seymor #so cool

[stably-unstable-slut]

legend says randy's sticks are still burning to this day

#randy #pmseymourva #pm seymor #sticks #randy your sticks

[thatonechampagnesocialist]

What is a PM and how do I see more?

#i apologize for my awful pun #do tags even do anything? #pm seymour #pm seymor

[demonichunny]

@itsapmseymour My precious Void Boi has arrived!! He’s so soft and cute!!

#i love him!! #his nightly glow keeps the monsters away ^^ #he keeps eating my snack stash though lol #itsapmseymour #pm seymor

[trinket-raven]

Hello Everybody,

This is the beginnings of all the social engineerings I will do while high.

I'm treating tumblr like the back end of a Ford Fiesta. And my first shot, from the back of my Ford Fiesta.

#ford fiesta #pm seymor #social engineering #the first dionysia #fight me pm seymour #please

[pr0udn3rd]

Just replayed the first Ace Attorney game and I cannot stop thinking about the conclusion to Turnabout Goodbyes (spoilers).

Von Karma was so prepared for Wright’s antics he retrained a parrot, because he assumed Wright might be crazy enough to call a BIRD to testify. Even at the end Karma has a plan, as he’s preemptively taken all the DL-6 evidence AND has a cover for the 2 shots fired. But Phoenix Wright.

PHOENIX. FUCKING. WRIGHT.

This man has a mini seance, starts bluffing ghost advice out his ass, and then pulls out A METAL DETECTOR. IN COURT. What? Why the fuck did he bring it with him? It wasn’t evidence, or even relevant to the case at all. Has he just been leisurely lugging this metal detector around for 2 days? Where did he have it in the first place? In his MAN POCKETS?

And this is where Karma snaps. He has no contingency, no plan. BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK IN THEIR RIGHT GODDAMN MIND WOULD CASUALLY BRING A METAL DETECTOR TO A COURT OF LAW?

#funny #pm seymor #thoughts #late night thoughts #meme #pheonix wright #ace attorney #gaming #ds games #video games #mad lad #stupid thoughts #cant sleep #i keep replaying it #chaotic energy #inventory plot #random rant #so confused

[kattanimates]

Hey @itsapmseymour, Genuinely curious here. How many comments and messages do you get from people telling you that, all thanks to your videos, have made a Tumblr account to join in on the chaos and stuff?

Also I'm very new to Tumblr, sorry if this isn't the proper way to reach out to you-

#pm seymor #pmseymourva #thanks for dragging me into this Wonderful but so cursed website #also hope you're doing okay P.M on this find evening #thank you for all the wonderful content you've made and i really like WosCon