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hugyoongs · 4 years

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𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌

↠ summary: join the ride of seven best friends as they navigate their way through the stress, love, joy, and adventure that college brings.

↠ pairings: taejoon, 2seok, yoonkookmin

↠ genre: crack (honestly 95% of the book), angst, fluff

↠ word count: 853

↠ warnings: jungkook’s a sad bby, jimin thirsting over yoongi, language

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𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙀𝙀: 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙎 𝘼 𝙈𝙊𝙑𝙄𝙀 [ jimoaning has added jeoncena to the conversation ]

jimoaning

roach

jeoncena

excuse me?

jeoncena

i won't hesitate to beat your ass up

jimoaning

okay enough about you, I CAN LITERALLY SEE TINY DICK'S THING UNDERNEATH THOSE SWEATS

jeoncena

we're supposed to be watching a movie

jeoncena

you unholy child

jimoaning

that's not IMPORTANT right now

jimoaning

THAT SHIT IS NOT REAL

jimoaning

I NEED TO SEE IT

jimoaning

I NEED TO SUCK IT FOR SCIENCE

jimoaning

SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH

jeoncena

can you not thirst over yoongi

jimoaning

I WANNA EAT THAT UP

jeoncena

just say you're horny and GO

jimoaning

jeoncena

wtf do you want then

jimoaning

I BET HOMEBOY HAS NO BOXERS ON

jimoaning

I WOULD GLADLY LET HIM GIVE ME STIS

jimoaning

GLADLY

jeoncena

you're disgusting

jeoncena

i don't even think that hoseok's prayer service can help

jimoaning

first of all its a prayer CIRCLE

jimoaning

second of all

jimoaning

I D F C

jimoaning

I ADMIT IT ALRIGHT, I WANT TO SUCK THAT DICK

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[ jeoncena has added namjukebox to the conversation ]

jeoncena

namjoon :(((

namjukebox

yes? aren't we supposed to be watching this movie

jeoncena

i think that i really like yoongi :((

namjukebox

bro that was obvious

namjukebox

what's the problem though?

jeoncena

:(((

namjukebox

jungkook..

jeoncena

it's just that i've liked yoongi for so long

jeoncena

but :(((

namjukebox

but what?

jeoncena

i think that jimin likes him too

namjukebox

jimin? what kind of cap—

jeoncena

but i um

jeoncena

i’m supposed to be jimin’s best friend

namjukebox

oh...

jeoncena

IDK WHAT TO DO

jeoncena

oh god but jimin likes yoongi

jeoncena

fuck tuck duck

namjukebox

jimin fools around all the damn time

namjukebox

and YOONGI out of all people?

jeoncena

he just SPAMMED me, thirsting over my future husband :((

namjukebox

isn't that just jimin?

jeoncena

yes but i think he's serious about wanting to suck yoongi's dick

namjukebox

and it will probably be a one-time fling

namjukebox

you're overreacting

jeoncena

i don't want to fucking share namjoon

jeoncena

if you liked someone

jeoncena

let's say taehyung bc the both of you are GAY

jeoncena

and then hoseok texted you, talking about how he really wanted to suck taehyung off

jeoncena

but hoseok is your best friend so you can't say anything

jeoncena

and you're worried that it may become much more than just one blowjob

namjukebox

i'm sorry jungkook

jeoncena

:((

jeoncena

i hate jimin so much

jeoncena

why couldn't he find someone else to thirst over

jeoncena

he doesn't even like yoongi

jeoncena

he just wants to suck yoongi off

namjukebox

sounds like jimin

jeoncena

i want to hate him

jeoncena

i think i hate him

namjukebox

:((

jeoncena

and the thing is

jeoncena

jimin gets everything he wants

jeoncena

which means

jeoncena

if he wants yoongi

jeoncena

he’ll get yoongi

jeoncena

i shouldnt feel like this

namjukebox

in all honesty

namjukebox

i dont think u should let jimin take yoongi away from u just bc he likes him too

namjukebox

its like battle of the fittest

jeoncena

its nothing like battle of the fittest

jeoncena

but i see the point you're trying to make

namjukebox

maybe u should just talk to jimin about how you’re feeling?

jeoncena

thats a no from me chief

namjukebox

i think u should

namjukebox

what if jimin only wants a one time thing

namjukebox

you cant keep these feelings bottled up kook

jeoncena

i know that

jeoncena

i really hate jimin for making me feel like this

[ temptaetion has added hoesuck to the conversation ]

temptaetion

hobiiii

hoesuck

why are you on your phone

temptaetion

jimin was just on his phone

temptaetion

so were joon and jungkook

hoesuck

have you even paid attention to the movie since it’s started

temptaetion

ew no

hoesuck

you’re the one who chose the movie?

temptaetion

and

hoesuck

u give me a headache

hoesuck

now out of all the people here

hoesuck

why have you chosen to bother me

temptaetion

i have a crush on someone..

hoesuck

you have a crush on someone every week

temptaetion

nO I DONT

hoesuck

oh really?

temptaetion

shut up

temptaetion

but i really like this oneee

hoesuck

is it joon?

temptaetion

now how the fuck-

hoesuck

see my child

hoesuck

what you have failed to recognize

hoesuck

is that you are big gay for Kim Namjoon

temptaetion

can i buy his love with gucci

hoesuck

are u trying to be his boyfriend or his sugar daddy

temptaetion

if being his boyfriend doesn’t work out

temptaetion

being his sugar daddy would be second best

hoesuck

whore

temptaetion

bitch

temptaetion

can u talk to him for me plsss

hoesuck

can you talk to him yourself pls

temptaetion

you LIVE with him

temptaetion

you’re the better choice

hoesuck

but YOU want to be his sugar daddy

hoesuck

shouldn’t you negotiate with each other?

temptaetion

first of all, i want to be his boyfriend

temptaetion

being his sugar daddy is just a liability that comes with the title

temptaetion

second of all, arent you his best friend?

hoesuck

we are all best friends in the eyes of our gay jesus

temptaetion

i shouldve texted yoongi

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