GUYS LOOK WHAT IM HAVING FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!! AHHH IM SO EXCITED
THEY SERVE IT ON A PLATE AND EVERYTHING!!!!
AND LOOK AT THE SIDE DISH?!??! HELLO?? YUMMMYYY 😋
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Everyone’s talking about how Finn had kids with Huntress Wizard, but have you considered…
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Sold To Scott Tibbs
(Inspired by this hilarious post by @glassconfined)
My ice blue orbs flew open at the sound of my mother banging on my bedroom door. “Y/n, wake up now” she exclaimed.
I sighed, pulling on some ripped black skinny jeans, converse, and my wrath of the gods t-shirt. They’re my favorite band, if you couldn’t tell. Their music talks about real stuff, like pain and death, not the brainless pop music the rest of my school listens to. Then I swept my curly brown locks into a messy bun. I was just about to finish putting on eyeliner (but not too much like those other girls) when my crazy mom burst open the door.
“Get down stairs now you useless idiot” she yelled.
“What the heck???” I questioned.
“I’m out of drug money, so I sold you to some guy,” she explained.
Tears started to fill my eyes. This is so unfair, I thought. I stomped down the stairs, and the person standing at the end was wearing a white shirt, baggy jeans, and bracelets over his wrists. It was…Scott Tibbs?!!? The lead singer and guitarist of my favorite band? The rest of the band was there too but they didn’t really matter. “W-what are you doing my here?” I exclaimed, my jaw almost to the floor.
His brown orbs looked back at me. “I’m your new owner, sweetheart.”
(To be continued. But not really)
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Vox so far: *has done nothing but sing about how much he hates Alastor, beef with him in song form on a news broadcast, and sit on the couch acting like a football dad during the final battle*
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Why does the Organater look like a teletubie?
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taking abby to forks, washington and she’s like “why” and you’re like “the greatest movie was shot here before the apocalypse” and she’s intrigued so she asks you what one and you say “twilight of course” and she threatens to push you off the cliff for tricking her like that
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Alright here’s my hat in the ring with some last minute wants and fears. 👍
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touhou redditor after coming to gensokyo and realizing his favorite characters either aren’t straight or don’t appreciate being ogled at by a weirdo with cheeto dust on his fingers: i swear to GOD is there ANYBODY here who likes men
rinnosuke: yo
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