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binvibin · 1 day
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have we considered that the arsenic from all the green in regulus’ room turned him insane? just a thought
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why do people think german is a scary language. all those ööööös and üüüüüüs, it's so airy-fairy it practically flies off the tongue. and the chs? absolutely disgraceful. just a soft breath at the top of your mouth. get more guttural, slut.
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xumbo · 1 day
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how to marry rich and kill my future spouse without getting caught and inheriting a large amount of money? No borax, no glue.
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retrogradedreaming · 2 years
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“Ao3 needs an algorithm” no it doesn’t, part of the ao3 experience is scrolling through pages of cursed content looking for the one fic you want to read until you get distracted by a summary so cursed that it completely derails your entire search
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longstoryshqrt · 1 year
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lucas when dustin joined their group so he didn’t have to third wheel alone anymore
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fandomfoundmyart · 2 years
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milf (man i love fanfiction)
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formulaaone · 3 months
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from James Vowles’ “let’s look after you” to Jenson Button’s “I’m always here if you need a shoulder to cry on”, Logan Sargeant will always have a middle aged british man taking care of him
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wraithee · 7 months
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Imagine if Aziraphale runs heaven like the bookshop and he’s just hanging out doing absolutely nothing but shuffling papers around to look busy while keeping inconsistent office hours and tracking Crowley back on earth all day long and stress snacking, and that’s what ends up ruining heavens plans for the second coming.
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thousand-winters · 1 year
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To all the old Dadrius fans that got into the Hunter Noceda train and are now coming back:
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enteragoodnamehere · 3 months
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oh sure when agnes montague is brought into the world only for the purpose of ending the world and has her story told by snippets shared by other people it’s “tragic” and “compelling” but when i, nikola orsinov,
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segycacao · 11 months
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William Afton looks very interesting in the FNaF movie trailer
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mandareeboo · 8 months
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You know, when you think about it, Mark being almost pure blooded Viltrumite thanks to your blood means Mark is 75% you, Nolan. You made this. This is your disaster.
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ebthanyy · 9 months
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If only
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liquidstar · 6 months
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also "finn cant be trans because he was still called a boy as a baby" wrong. minerva is The Best Helper in the world, she can easily tell if a person is transgender even if they were just born. especially her son. ergo finn is the worlds first amab trans guy.
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yeraskier · 9 months
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plottwist henry left the witcher because they had jaskier kissing someone who wasnt geralt
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