#please dont take this too srsly lmao

[soapsinthebox]

off topic, but i love how usually in most fanfics, the key to get despairs to do what you want is literally just "dont you think a vegetable would cause more despair 👉👈🥺🥺"

#danganronpa #tixel. txt #please dont take this too srsly lmao

[thatdeadaquarius]

Imagine a horribly clumsy creator in the sagau... like trips over their own feet, starts coughing due to choking on air randomly, knocking a vase off a table that was in the middle of the table somehow???? Silly goofy stuff like that (I pull these silly goofs often personally)

(obv goes w/o saying sorry for being so late to reply /gen) ;-;

clumsy reader is so me core idk why i didnt think of this lmao

(this gif is liek the modern equivalent of Charlotte posting ur embarrassing clumsy moments on insta Steambird acc lmao)

(so sometimes im lazy and dont include the ask stuff esp if its shorter like this, so here's at least the characters in this one: Fontaine ppl <3 along with a G for general audience, barring cuss words)

Navia would politely ask you to go the edge or whatever area ur in whenever she pulls out her cannons/guns LMAO

every time you and either Clorinde or Neuvillette are walking next to you, or doing rlly anything, its like night and day

ur out here finding all the cracks in the sidewalk, bumping everything that could even possibly have a liquid in it, and have constant bruises from hip checking/stubbing toes on mechas walking around

Clorinde is impressed at that point bc mechas are actively programmed to get out of your way, so how u managed to put them back into ur way rlly fascinates her 😭😭

Neuvillette would like to wrap u in fabric/bubble wrap equivalent for his old ass, in an attempt to desperately stop u from hurting urself lol

u get a new coat or new pants from him all the time, u just thought at first he was rlly into giving u Fontaine fashion until Furina pointed out that it was spring/summer and you wouldn't wear thick woolen pants and fur-lined coats everyday 💀

(poor dragon guy doesn't rlly get the practical side of clothes, he likes fashion, but he inadvertently subscribes to the "hoes don't get cold" philosophy by being an ancient dragon lord)

Wriothesley is unfortunately nice enough to constantly try and catch his poor god, which ends well for neither of you 50% of the time

its not even ur weight takes him down, he's buff as hell after all, and he's dealt with rowdy inmates, its just.. ur clumsiness spreads.

if ur tripping, and the poor Duke reaches out to catch you, ur reaching out at the same time to steady urself on a side table w/a vase full of water, which u then knock off, drenching ur back and his face at the same time LMAO

he doesn't learn, despite u literally begging him to stop trying to help u, then u try and compromise to just let u fall and help u afterward asdfghkl-

Wrio's too chivalrous tho, the most u can get him to do is always grab ur arm instead of trying to bodily catch you

if u think after the first like, ✌️ TWO times Lynette is willing to help you, u r so wrong lmao

she's seen her brothers clumsiness, she knows theres no saving u

she does comfort u after slipping (not even falling but just flailing dramatically) for the 5th time in the puddles around water fountains tho

Lyney and Freminet are lowkey legit convinced someones cursed their god atp 😰

Freminet always had bandaids for u, and Lyney keeps a supply of ur fav candy to cheer u up after embarrassing urself by falling ass backwards right into the Fountain of Lucine right in front of Opera house lmao

...

...Charlotte thinks this is all vv hilarious, no she has no respect for ur godliness, her archon was Furina like LMAO- IM SORRYYY

(she has started a small section in the steambird of a near daily- DAILY picture of u being clumsy 😭)

(u, not srsly, threaten to smite her and she just giggles)

(its ok they take it all in a cute/endearing trait type of way)

☆

again, sorry for lateness, when i reopen askbox (soon, FINALLY-)

ill try and stay more on top of it and try and sort whatre just chats/non-requests better too 😭😭

hope u guys are having a good week!! tysm for being patient and nice to me :')

Safe Travels Kai,

💀♒

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@kiyomi-uchiha777

<3

#genshin sagau #sagau #genshin isekai #my asks #aqua asks #genshin impact sagau #genshin x reader #genshin imagines #gender neutral reader #oh tags #my beloathed #idk anymore to put pls just take this #anyway u think sigwienne would do that blunt child thing where they kinda read you to filth #bc i do #i rlly do #and i think this is one teyvat god reader that would not handle it well 😭

[b1mbodoll]

AAAAAAA OMG DO I HAVE A LONG ASS ASK FOR YOU. MY DATE/NOT DATE HAS JUST CONCLUDED....

So a little back story - I worked with this guy this past summer and like the first time we met I alr liked him. Like he was exactly my type. Like 100%. But I'm super shy (never dated anyone, never kissed anyone, never held hands with anyone) so I never really did anything obvious that I liked him bc I was nervous. We kind of flirted (maybe) a lot near the end of the summer. We texted a lot a lot but he ended up moving up to college for his apartment earlier than expected so we never got to see eachother after our last days of work. There was lots of drama on my end surrounding that trust. Like mental anguish bc I fumbled the bag hard.

Anyways. We start school respectively (I go to school in NY and him in TX) and we don't talk that often, just snap like everyday. But as the semester goes on we reply to each other's stories and have short, friendly convos more frequently. Flashforward to like, a week ago or something. I reply to his insta story and we start talking. He finds out that I'm going home for Thanksgiving and he is to so he asks me to hang out. This is odd bc we weren't close enough as friends for me to think that he would ask to see me.

Anyways again, I'm skipping details bc otherwise I'll never finish this lmao - the date/not date was like everything else we do. Vaguely romantic but could also be friendly. He picked me, we ate dinner and then went ice skating together. He walked up to my door to get me, held open doors for me, and opened the car door to walk me back to my house after we got back. But like - no moves were made. No attempts to hold my hand or kiss me. AT ALL. But like he also complimented my butterfly hair lips like sir 😭😭 idk what you want from me.

But now I'm feeling kind of tired of 6-7 months of not knowing where we stand with eachother. So I texted him afterwards saying "Thank you so much for tonight, I loved seeing you again! Although, I did want to know if it was a date or if it really was intended as just a hangout, bc it did seem like it sometimes? Either way, I'd love to meet up with you again if we're both in town!" He then liked bith of the thank you messages and replied, we definitely should. But then he replied to the daye/not date ask with - I don't know. I'll have to think about it. He then said something about it being more than he anticipated but still good, so idk if that means that it wasn't intended as a date but became one and he enjoyed it or if he meant it as a date but I fumbled the bag (I give just as many mixed signals bc I'm an anxious coward lmao) but it still ended up okay.

HOWEVER, I AM A GENIUS, LIKE RIZZ MASTER 1000. I accidentally left something in his car so tmmr morning he's gonna drive back to drop it off (It's like an hour round trip for him). And tomorrow is the day I will stop being a bitch. I'm gonna tell him that I'm interested but that I also do genuinely enjoy him as a person so like, however he intends to meet up with ne in the future I'll be okay with that.

So yeah. Story time over 🫶🫶🫶🫶 Sorry that it's actually so long but I remember how excited you were so I wanted to let you know how it went 💗💗💗💗

IM ON MY KNEES RN STOP u r so cute and agh!!!!!! i will be needing an update with whatever happens pretty please, honey 🤲

im so ☹️☹️☹️ u guys went ice skating ☹️ that’s so so so so fucking cute!!!!!! that actually is so cute my heart cant take it ໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -｡꒱ྀི১ but no moves being mad.. 🤬 yeah i need to have a stern talking to with this man!!! what r ur intentions with my little angel, you HEATHEN!!! hehe no but srsly dont be anxious sweetheart! i know its hard n way easier said than done, but you seem so wonderful and im sure he thinks that as well! im so glad you had a good time <3

rizz master 1000 has me crying omg ur too silly 😭 but him driving AN HOUR TO GIVE U UR THINGS STOP IT my little heart is so warm :( im proud of u for messaging him and asking for clarification about what the lil hangout was! n pls u r anything BUT a bitch!!!!! ur perfect and i hope things work out well with him!

dont apologize for he length! i love anything romance so inwas looking forward to this update!!!! wishing u the best of luck with him <3 mwah

#♡.signed. sealed. delivered. #♡.sweethearts #fullsun9890

[erwinsvow]

What comes after seven? ATE🤭 Your fic (I can’t afford to actually become a jj girl you need to stop) and drabbles were a part of my self care/wind down process and I’m so grateful for your talent🫶

Work was so cute!! I have a few little side quests but today was tutoring (my favourite) he’s the sweetest kid and tries so hard I melt

What do you do? I thought I read you’re a medical student AND you work?? Is it a residency type thing? Either way thoughts and prayers to you that’s so impressive and amazing

On a more serious note maybe this is dumb but I just feel like you’re so kind and I’m sure very busy and you’re just always so quick to answer?? And I’m just always rambling and I feel so bad for clogging up people’s timelines and your page

Your kindness and hospitality (on your blog lmao) is so so appreciated but you really don’t have to!! I love chatting but there’s no need to feel obligated in any way shape or form to keep interacting or anything

I do love that I’m finally making friends in this fandom though so thank you💓

(I’m a cancer)

- 💓

you are SOOOOO SWEET omg. im so so so glad you liked it that genuinely means the world to me <3333and omg being a part of your winding down process stop. i write for myself but knowing others like what i write makes me feel so silly goofy inside. if u ever want a real fic for an idea you have and not just my conversation/drabble reply pls let me know id be more than happy to try and put it into words!

omg that sounds so nice! i used to tutor too we are so linked! im glad it was good😌he sounds adorable! what age do u tutor/what subject? i tutored college bio lol

also yes hahaa so im starting school in the summer and i updated it in advance because ik once it starts I probably wont write as much any more :( rn im a doctor assistant which is ~crazy~ and its 12 hour shifts so once im home it is me myself & i time (hence why i answer so quick, im always scrolling because i dont get to have my phone during work 😞)

you’re not rambling at all i am so glad you stop by to chat!!! it feels so sweet n personal there’s plenty of people following me here n now im getting to know one of them! i love seeing msgs from you! i have been using the tiny text so it takes up less space lol i be rambling talking to you!! & omg please don’t thank me srsly i love interacting🥹 like i said i was always the anon messaging wanting to chat n i just want to make everyone feel welcome. ur the best for sending me msgs! i 🩵 our check ins

also stop… im a cancer moon. SO LINKED. ik you probably saw but virgo sun & taurus rising. hbu??? 💓

also also i posted a bunch of rafe stuff today. would love to know ur thoughts!!!!!!🫶🏽

#📮 asks #💓 anon #stop by soon!!! love u 🩵

[kaveuh]

HIII sorry to bother but can you do

Bonten with ganyu! Reader? :)

[ note ] i actually did this one before on my old account so im excited to write it again 😈 i ended up not including mochi bcs i srsly dont know anything abt that dude 😕

ganyu!reader + bonten

[ warning(s) ] idk u have a vision, tr manga spoilers

s. manjiro

• loves touching ur horns, even if u tell him not to (1)

• thinks it’s adorable whenever you’d end up randomly taking a nap no matter where you are.

• ok! i feel like cryo vision users have a natural cold body temperature (unless its chongyun), so he loves snuggling close to you whenever it’s hot

• definitely tries everything to not get you involved im bontem activities, he doesn’t want you to be in danger (even though you have a vision)

• you’re also a very busy person, but he doesn’t really complain / get mad (because he’s busy himself!)

• but at some point, he’d be dragging you out of work and immediately forces you to rest LMAO

a. takeomi

• one of the few who’ll actually refrain himself from touching the horns

• thinks its adorable tho lol def tried touching it first time you met

• I FEEL LIKE HE’S THE TYPE TO ACTUALLY TUCK YOU IN BED WHENEVER YOU’D RANDOMLY FALL ASLEEP

• doesn’t really like it when you overwork yourself :( he loves you too much

• also spoils u alot bcs i said so have u seen how senju gets that coin..

• takeomi doesn’t let anyone near you at all. especially sanzu and ran

s. haruchiyo

• LITERALLY HAS NO SHAME LMFAO

• “does touching your horns make you go sensitive or something…”

• “haruchiyo, they literally have the same texture and substance as fingernails..”

• definitely steals your bow AND your vision just to give you a mild heart attack

• “have you seen my bow?”

• “no, you probably just lost it lol”

• literally gets so annoyed if you end up accidentally taking a nap, but he finds it adorable

h. rindou

• you cannot tell me this man wouldn’t be a sneaky mf

• WILL touch your horns, pet you and literally baby you to the point you don’t even know if your boyfriend is an imposter or not

• when you’re taking a nap, he’ll touch it. no exceptions.

• ok ik he’s a criminal but he’d respect your preferences alot, and wouldn’t force you to stop your diet.

• loves it when your great friends tell stories about your youth, and will definitely tease you about it lol

• “as a child, [y/n] wo—”

• “enough, please…” “no, no… keep going.”

• LITERALLY ADORES THE WAY YOU USE YOUR WEAPON LIKE HE’S SO DOWN BAD…

h. ran

• also has no shame, will touch your horns and ask questionable and concerning questions no matter what.

• HE LOVES ASKING ABOUT YOUR ADEPTUS FRIENDS

• doesn’t let anyone near you tho he hates it when the rest of bonten even interacts with you

• you usually fall asleep when you’re sitting on his lap (or forced you to because you’re overworking yourself again.)

• doesn’t get mad if you have to do overtime though, but will definitely tell you to take care of yourself!

• hc that ran knows how to cook

• he WILL cook for you, anything, vegetarian or not, he will learn how to cook it for you

• overall 10/10 a caring boyfriend even if he’s a literal member of a criminal organization 😍

h. kokonoi

• he’s pretty quiet, so your relationship doesn’t have much talking

• that doesn’t mean it’s unhealthy though, he just prefers physical affection

• will tuck you in when you accidentally take a nap in his office and deny it LOL

• “what do you mean? you sleep walked.”

• “i can’t sleep walk from your office back to the apartment, koko.”

• he loves hearing your voice occasionally, so he’d definitely ask you to tell him stories about your life serving under the god you worship.

#( — fuyuobsession ) #tokyo revengers x reader #bonten x reader #kokonoi hajime #kokonoi x reader #akashi takeomi #takeomi x reader #rindou x reader #ran x reader #ran haitani #rindou haitani #mikey x reader #manjiro sano #sanzu x reader #sanzu haruchiyo

[sickortsa]

astro notes 3

OH.MY.GOD.

no way 67 NOTES!!!

THANKYOU SO MUCHHH

😎  since you guys are the absolute best, i think imma post another one!!

DISCLAIMER: these are only my opinions, please dont take them so srsly! :] 😗 i’ve noticed alot of people with capricorn mars or aries mars get angry VERY easily, just that capricorn mars are actually alot more passive-aggressive

😗 people with mars in retrogade have anger issues, like they cant really express it as well

😗 taurus mars take ALOT to get angry, but when they are, then well, GOODBYE :}

😗 if a scorpio mars/venus/mercury/dominant person likes you, they will stare at you like they wanna murder you literally LMAO

😗 leo mars people have such a big ass EGO, but they are VERY VERY amazing people, who are so selfless, its amazing

😗 sagittarius mars are quick to get mad, but they cool down like 3 seconds after LOL

😗 O MY GOD capricorn mars may just be the most work-centered people EVER, but they are lEGITEMATELY SO DIRTY MINDED ;)

😗 libra mars people are so nice, so sweet HoW

😗 I DONT KNOW WHY PEOPLE GO AROUND SAYING THAT PISCES MARS HAVE A FOOT FETISH LIKE

i have heard SO MANY pisces mars saying that it is just so WrOnG

but we may never know lol ;)

😗 okay okay, since this post iS about mars, well, nsfw ahead brother!

😈 taurus mars...i donot know where the stereotype developed like they want vanilla sex, i havent met ONE who did.

i personally am a taurus mars too ;)

o but it also depends on the rest of your chart too :)

😈 aries mars are INTO ROUGH SEX....which may lead it to get over fast, but its WoAh

😈 cancer mars are SO BABY like they want people to nurture them like they want their people to be like their mom...but again, they are SO DIRTY MINDED

they also may either go for younger people, or older, there is NO in between LMAO

but again, it is just personal preference right? ;)

😈 LMAO if i could give ONE song to sagittarius mars, it would be positions

we all know why ;)

😈 virgo are people pleasers, so in sex, virgo mars does like to please their partners, but some people with virgo mars might actually be into dominance LOL

😈 i have met SO MANY people with aqaurius mars, and trust me, they are always doubting their sexuality and thats it!!

again, these are just my opinions, so PLEASE dont take it on your heart if you have any ideas for future posts, drop them in my ask box!! its open!!

thanks!!

have a good day:]

#astro notes

[khaleesiofalicante]

ALRIGHT LET'S GOOO. This live blog's gonna be a little different I think.

this chapter's theme is…nudes.

I'm so smart I know

who could've guessed huh

Shinyun I will drown you

the birthday part is so sad

BABE YES YOU WILL BE ON THE COVER ONE DAY!

I too love sitting on the floor

Oh my

sir I am eating your text chain does not seem to be going in an appropriate direction-

I heard he would do anything for you.

[To: Alexander]

Anything?

[From: Alexander]

Anything.

giggles.

y'all cute

LMAO, HE RAN-

alec do you not know how to take a picture-

y'all cute srsly

:( is so cute

I actually melt every time Alec calls him baby

alec send him a shirtless pic.

If only he dreamed about shirtless Alec.

He would sleep so much better if that’s the case.

I am literally dying to find out about his nightmares

hehhehehhe we get a pic

please we all know this ain't a one-time thing

im reading all this with the biggest grin ever

y'all are so AHHHHHHHHHHH

Magnus bby you're overthinking :( it's okay I promise

Oh that makes sense

Magnus hey it's different for him but at the end of the day no one has the right to choose out life for us. So make your own path.

It’s one of his favorite words now.

Boyfriend.

Y'all <33

Omg Alec :((

I'm so glad he gets to have the eventually y'know? but it still sucks so much and I wanna punch someone

Yo I love this! He's right. It is different...

He wants this forever. He wants Alec forever.

Oh boy-

Even if this doesn’t work out, he wants Alec to remember him.

He wants to be remembered by Alec.

YOU GUYS WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

but like same

what if you lose the polaroid?

“You look like a fucking model.”

CREEPY GIGGLING BECAUSE YES

oh god he licked it...my my

biter!alec

There is a part of him, an ugly part, that wants to be the only man who will ever be touched and kissed – and bitten – like this by Alec.

HONEY, YOU GOT YOUR WISH!

“No, I was actually hoping to publish them in the university’s monthly bulletin.”

LMAO MAGNUS SUIHSDUHIUHIDFSUIHF

"love" INCOHERENT SCREAMING

Middle!

OMG THE GROUP CHAT NAME

MAGNUS YOU DID MY LOVE

Jace:

Babe. I’m right here.

Clary:

You in Afghanistan, bitch

THESE TWO IUHISDUIHSDUHUFID

Simon:

The last time you went to France you came home with a child

omg my Daviddddd

Alec:

🙄🙄🙄

Can we go back to talking about Magnus???

Oh look it's me!

Alec:

Please only refer to Magnus as the sexiest man alive.

Or I will sue all of you for slander.

YESSSSS

Alec:

See you tomorrow, Sexiest Man Alive. 😘

Izzy:

I’m about to sue People Magazine now

Alec:

For not naming Magnus sooner?

I agree. Let’s do it.

IMMA JOIN Y'ALL LET'S DO ITTT

OMG ALEC YESSSS BABY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU AMAZING BEAUTIFUL SEXY LITTLE SHIT

This is so sexy of Alec

just when I thought I couldn't love this man anymore.

At least, next time people will be careful when they vote.

stares at all the shit in the national assembly yesterday

yeah babe I get you...

“Tell him to go fuck himself,” Alec replies to his chief of staff.

YES!

They are Lightwood-Banes. They can get through anything.

Besides, isn’t this the point of being a politician?

To stand up for your people? To call this shit out?

I'm so proud of you. I love you <3

LMAO MAX

omg when Max and David were friends...

Alec remembers how Magnus used to force himself to eat raisins because he doesn't like throwing food away.

In retrospect, he thinks it might be the moment he might have fallen in love with Magnus.

That's actually so amazing. I love one man and one man only

giggles The Magnus Bane

MAGNUS HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM ACTUALLY THIRSTING FUCKKKK DUDE BRO YOU'RE SO HOT HOLY SHIT

oh my godddd

He is the only one Magnus wants. He is one in a million after all.

HBJSXYYHJCDSUIHDCSUIHD YOU GUYS

lowkey wanna see the will

the polariods ahhh

Hodge...why are you here

He's in their house I dont like

Hodge and Valentine gonna do something against alec I just know it

WHAT IS GOING ON

WHAT WHAT WHAT

dude my anxiety is sky rocketing and I refuse to scroll down

IM SCARED

SHIT

THE POLARIODS

FUCKING HELL

I AM ACTUALLY FUCKING TERRIFIED

NO NO NO

Valentine did this

I know he did

Hodge you motherfucker

Y'ALL COMMENTERS THIS IS NOT HELPING

alright nope nuh uh no I'm gonna murder a bitch

dear vacayinginedom, those photoshoots he does are with his consent. But these pics? No they were theirs. Esp after everything he said about why he doesn't send nudes to people. The polaroids Magnus only wanted Alec to see. So no he won't be okay with this just because he's a model. There's a fucking line.

SHIT DON'T PRINT THEM OUT DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

malechardcorestan1 Whoever leaked these nudes better run because I know that bitch is about to get murdered by @governorofnewyork

This one!

oh fucking hell

But is he using it?

Or is he just doing what is best for other people? Like he always does?

alright shit hurts

Magnus...

Alec notes Magnus is wearing more layers than usual. It breaks his heart.

YOU KNOW WHAT JUST STAB ME NEXT TIME

alright pain wow okay

Because something tells him Magnus is reacting this way not because he is more confident or strong.

But because he is getting more tired.

He is no longer fighting back.

He is accepting this as his new normal.

fuck...

this hurts so much worse.

OH EW BELIAL AND LILITH RUN THE SHOW

But Alec notes how his hands are shoved into his jacket pocket.

He knows what Magnus is hiding.

And that’s how he knows Magnus is feeling far from perfect right now.

oh...oh baby

fuck i wanna punch someone

you didn't just...dude ffs

Belial fuck you

Don't you get it?? What is wrong with all of you? How dare you compare something like this- a violation of someone's privacy- to a consentful photoshoot dude come on!

Alec wants to text Thomas and see if he has a good criminal attorney he can recommend – for Alec is literally about to kill this asshole.

fucking same

"hot topic" NO! FUCKING HELL

This fucking interview tested my paitence worse than today's fast and that was the hardest fast I've done in all my years.

Sometimes I wish murder was legal

MAX YESS

you know what I would've done worse to that boy

I...What did he say to you?

Max looks at Magnus, his face serious. “If anyone tries to hurt you, I’ll kill them.”

It’s a deeply concerning statement, especially considering the way Max says it – with absolutely no hesitation.

Alec wants to high-five him.

I'll fucking help Max

“I don’t know what you should do, Max,” Magnus smiles sadly. “I wish I could tell you how to make this better. But I don’t know it myself. All I know is that I don’t want you to turn into someone who hurts people because of me. I don’t want to be the reason for the hatred in your heart.”

goddamn it.

shit sucks.

And for the first time in his life, Alec wants Magnus to lie.

He wants Magnus to say he is okay. He wants to hear that Magnus is okay.

Even if it is just a lie.

this hurt so so much.

He doesn’t see it. But hears Magnus’ quiet tears that night.

He finds comfort in the fact that he isn’t the only one crying himself to sleep.

He cries all over again, on his own of course, when he finds out the photos were leaked by Hodge.

Okay ouch

I knew about the last part but it must've hurt him so much...

I'm so sorry.

The End!

AYY THEY'RE GOING TO CANADA

max and trudeau's kids gonna be chaos besties I just know it

“I’m proud of you, Max,” Alec tells his son during dinner. “You finished your internship with no incidents.”

“How you manage to compliment me and insult me at the same time, I’ll never know,” Max shakes his head with a chuckle. 

YAY MAX!!!

Max thirsting oer trudeau like yesss

“Which is ironic considering he is sleeping with the senator’s daughter,” Max snickers.

LMAO MAX IM DONE

Alec informs him of the logistics. “I’ll ask Kadir to email you the itinerary.”

“Email?” Max makes a face. “Can’t he just send it on Snapchat?”

“No, Max,” Alec says. “Kadir is not going to send you highly confidential state itineraries on Snapchat.”

You say as if emails are very reliable

did we not learn our lesson from RWRB??

oh shit that's hot

wow oh wow

Because the only thing hotter than Magnus' body is his kindness.

Okay very very true

WHAT HAPPENED

Y'ALL NEED TO STOP DOING THIS EVERY FEW MINUTES MY HEART CANNOT DO THIS

SELENA

BABY YOU OKAY

ANGEL?? FUCK THIS IS ABOUT MICHAEL RIGHT??

omg magnus :(

his growth omg

NO FUCK NO

SELENA MY LOVE

I'll kill him. I'll fucking murder him

ANGRY DAVID BOUTA WRECK HAVOC ON MICHAEL IM TELING YA

“I’m going to kill him,” Jace whispers. “I’m going to find the little fucker and I’m going to kill him.”

“I’ll help you bury the body,” Alec manages with a smile.

DUDE I'LL HELP

Okay but kids please don't share your intimate pics with strangers. NEVER! DO! THAT! But first imma kill that bitch and make him regret his existence

YES! THIS ISN'T HER FAULT! FUCK BELIAL GET THAT FUCKER HERE I'LL BURN HIM ALIVE

please don't name someone Kentucky it's horrible

not jersey please

Brooke...baby Brooke...

FUCKING HELL SOMEONE GIVE THEM A BROOKE PLEASE

Because sometimes when things like this happened, you don’t want justice. You just wanted to stop hurting.

Yeah...you really do. We get there eventually right? it hurts but we get there...

Alec knows that shit can hurt worse than any name-calling or bullying – especially since Magnus and Izzy used to be pretty close.

oh ouch

“There are rumors we are getting back together every other week,” Magnus sighs.

I mean...you could :D

OOP IZZY-

oh shit the other people hurt

but like he ain't wrong

BUT STILL OTHER PEOPLE

lmao alec's having a crisis here

IZZY-

"just a kiss" FUCKKK

Yeah.

Alec will be thinking about this kiss for the rest of his life.

He'll probably - definitely - jerk off to it too.

I-

good for you

He wants to say that he has forgotten what it feels like to kiss Magnus.

But he hasn’t.

You can’t forget something that good.

That kind of shit stays with you forever.

Y'ALL-

FUCKING HELL

Rafe sweetheart I love you so so much but...WHY

“These are a bunch of sixteen-year-old girls. No offense to you both, but they don’t care about you.”

They should

If they are going to kiss again, it’s going to be because they want to.

It has to be because it feels right.

Because it feels good.

Because it’s them and this is what they do.

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS JUST GET BACK TOGETHER

sigh

I love you, idiots.

This is Rafe with Magnus

#okay love you byeeeeee #tlnd

[pomrania]

Great AO3 tags XIV

(I) (II) (III) (IV) (V) (VI) (VII) (VIII) (IX) (X) (XI) (XII) (XIII)

Because the list I’m storing has gotten too long. In alphabetical order, and only one tag per fic.

10 FISH DICKS AND TWO SOMEWHAT HUMAN DICKS

a little light on the shippiness but put on your shipper goggles and it should be fine

also yes the horse gets a character tag fight me on this

anachronistic swordfights

And There Were Cats

Author Takes A Wild Stab at Elementary School Lesson Plans

beta reading is for the weak and i am Stronk

but like wholesome possessiveness

(Can you technically tag religion if it's not even a real religion?)

canon but with my brain gremlins sprinkled in to fill the gaps. as a treat.

Canon I don't even know n! Hahahaha no seriously what is this Canon of which you speak

Challenging the Status Quo like a Boss

chapter 2 is sweeter i promise because i hurt my own feelings and had to make it better

counterspell doesn't work on bullets

definitely inspired by a comment on my last fic

excessive use of the phrase 'darling'

Full Contact Unprotected Cuddling

greek god AU meets coffeeshop AU

hearts to the tag wranglers!

how do you have a crisis of conscience when you don't have one?

how much worldbuilding can i put into a fic: the novel

I am not responsible for you not reading tags properly

I apologise to every english speaker

I don’t know how to write fluff I just pour sugar on things and hope that works

i don't know what this is! and i don't know for sure if it will go anywhere!

I had to add "Happy Ending" as a tag twice just so we're all on the same page

I have been lovingly calling this fic a reverse slow burn and no i will not be explaining that

I Just Want Them To Be Friends Is That Too Much To Ask

I'm constructing an additional hill to die on and it's that one

if you're not prepared for fishman porn turn back now

im also gonna spam this book with vine references lmao

just a huge pile of the warm and fuzzies

Just a kinky angsty and heartfelt story

just a smidge of 2020/21 escapism you know how it is

look its cute and they fuck so be happy with it

man who is used to rough loveless sex discovers gentle sex with someone you love is actually amazing

Miscommunication + Idiots equals no good times :(

Monster employment rates drop dramatically as Hyrule Hero finds his own way to kick his ass

more characters to come but they would be spoilery

names are not mentioned but you could probably tell who the characters are lol

no beta we die like dead people

Okay so maybe this is a little kinkier than I planned your honor

One Real Good "Frozen 2" Reference

Please Hydrate If You Binge This

rated mature because of content warnings not because its horny sorry

Refusing to climb into toilets

Sex can happen without a dick as a trans man I know this for a fact

Sometimes friendship is helping take down the government

sorry if you dont like wilderness survival as a trope i guess?

srsly so much fluff you'd choke on the sugar

TFW you have to invite your bf along to fight a dragon but you want him to live at the same time

the consequences of looking like a bedraggled stray dog

The pandemic rotted my brain so i wrote this

there are probably plotholes but i don't care

They’re gonna be very gay and you’re gonna love it

This is going to be a lot longer than the 18 chaps i had planned

this isn't furry I promise I tried really hard

this would be H/C if either of them were good at comfort

two equally ridiculous characters completely misunderstanding each other

unrelated but who else is hype to watch their faves die in November???

vague indications of possible redemption

we first draft like men

we're putting the canon timeline into a blender and pressing 'decimate'

While writing at three am author decides to forsake grammar

yes i sped up the process of hypothermia for drama okay sue me

you can’t repurpose empty potion vials to take biological samples

You’re the bottom I don’t make the rules

#no particular fandom #fandom life #not a reblog

[neo-shitty]

checkmate tested my sanity like for reals. ending got me shocked like wtf but its so good. i wasnt expecting it to end like that honestly. like !!OK SPOILERS!! yeah i inferred as much that they were drugged but i didnt think that it would go deeper. so damn you got me. checkmate is a masterpiece. my gut feeling did tell me that theres a high chance they were really killed off but my heart really rooted for jisung and me(?)/reader aaaanddd changbin x saeyeon. srsly tho very very well written. well in all honestly i didnt cry because i was so shocked i couldnt budge. and thats how you know how good a story is lmao.

moving on to obliviate!!! the moment i saw the title and it being an l2e ,, i alrdy knew it would be sad af. so i was sobbing while reading the whole thing. and please dont get me started,,, harry poterr x skz fics are heaven. the 2 fandoms im in in one story is *chefs kiss* draco is my favourite charac in hp thereforeee idk i just rly felt the story. reader had the same circumstance as draco did so maybe thats why i cried (??) draco is no doubt one of the most misunderstood characters and i rly just fking bought the whole book series just to read his redemption arc that they didnt include in the movies lmao.

ANYWAYS BACK TO OBLIVIATE, my heart literally burst of sadness when jisung asked reader to erase his memories. like idk remembering it now still makes me feel things that i cant interpret through words.

my point is ur a rly rly gud writer so keep it up<3 and that those 2 are my favourite of yours. would you mind telling us, ur readers, what your favourite work is?

i'm just here to tell you that i think checkmate tested my sanity just as much as it did yours. like i knew how it was going to end bc that was the first thing i planned out but getting there without spilling too much just drove me MAD. making a cut bc this is going to be a lengthy one.

thank you for taking the time to read checkmate! i like how your gut feeling told you shit was gonna go down bc some just didn't see it coming kjdksj and i'm also glad it go that reaction out of you (?) i was aiming for that sort of impact. i'm soooo glad that you enjoyed it. also I TOO ROOT FOR THOSE PAIRINGS. well, all three pairings actually + everyone else. i got so attached to this little squad that i started writing more for them. basically every skz high school au i come up with at this point leads back to checkmate.

AND OBLIVIATE, GOD. NOT OBLIVIATE MAKIGN YOU CRY IM SORRYJSDKK. tbh that fic was just me recreating that 'wand fight' they had in half blood prince. and yes i'm fond of draco as well and poor boy was misunderstood :((( i havent read the books yet so EXCUSE ME HE HAD A REDEMPTION ARC?@$?@#?$ how much of the redemption arc can you tell me without completely spoiling it bc i'm really interested in knowing :((( the betrayal in obliviate tho and it's quite sad that mc didn't really get to explain nor did they have that much of a choice. ok now i'm getting sad too damn it.

thank you for reading my works, i do appreciate it a lot! just the thought of someone taking the time to read makes my heart swell :( <3 also this million-dollar question EYE. plot-wise, my favorites would be checkmate (isn't a surprise atp, it's by far my favorite child), kill steal (a purge fic centered around the neos) and nabi (which is yet to be posted). writing-wise, i adore cherry wine and if i fall.

#toff.asks #also im sorry i replied an hour or two late bc we went out #chat with me anon #anon

[staysuki]

to 🍕 : yes im female girl woman eveything yes

i liked s1 so much that i shipped reader with hyunjin instead 😃👍 lIKE IDK jeongin u dcurb it Y^Y u blind af man but without his obliviousness, then there wouldnt be any story lol and i liked readers character there 🤩🤩🤩

aND THERES THIS SCENE I CAN NVR FORGET ABT:::: i forgot her name but the toxic gf one texted reader "i hate u" but reader replied with "the feeling's not mutual, idc abt u" AND BRUH I WAS LIKE ok fck jeongin and hyunjin,,, im marrying reader SGFOUAYSOFSA

IK U WANT FEEDBACKS ABT S2 BUT I HAVENT STARTED IT BECAUSE IT ISNT FINISH YET :"> and i kent read long fics now cuz school is out to get me 🔪 PLS SAKSAKIN NIYO NA LANG AKO (🍕 this means 'pls stab me' im translating bc ily)

ASH WHY R U THERE BY URSELF Y^Y but tnx for dj-ing hhehehhahh is felix singing live 😱😱😱 ??????

🍕 we can have our second date on minho's resto 🤩🤩🤩 u dont have to worry abt penises,,, except maybe look out for ash im sure shes wearing dick themed clothes & accessories 😭

bUT EXCUSE ME I SRSLY FEEL LIKE YOU (yes u ash) used to be one of the artistic kids in school who was always forced to join competitions XD lIKE U CUT UR HAIR ,, UR PENMANSHIP IS bOoTyfULL and ur drawings r cute 🥺👉👈

y dont u hav a nose 😞 and the chastity ring 😭😭😭 wtf ash 😭 but the bananas 😋 i cant get over you being so lonely on the corner,,, is felix on bathroom break because of all the intense live singing?? HAAHHHAHHAH

your dick drawing is so detailed while mines literally looks like -> olo ,,,, just that ; no details

and i realized all my asks are so fkng long lmao,,,, i should prob speak less 😃👍 but im only like this to you (???) MAYBE BECAUSE I CAN FEEL UR CHAOTIC ENERGY OR SMTHNG ??? like idk the way i type changes depending on how i see the writer?? one author im also talkative with has a calm vibe so i barely use caps on her asks, tho my msgs are also chaotic XD

ok bye

- bs

i love how i'm just the msngr between you and 🍕anon now 💓🙏 i love modern day romance.

JSHWJSHSS and yeah, i loved season 1 a lot too, it was the perfect bite-sized smau 😩 shouldn't have ruined it ih8myself. also i would say that jeongin's season 1 smau perfectly embodies my blog and the way i write but honestly, i think PP HEART™️ took that spot now. I LOVED WRITING THE EX-GIRLFRIEND CONFRONTATION PART TOO!! I wanted to deviate from the standard doormat type of y/n so I made her as annoying as possible (but also charming). AND YEAH. EVERYONE WAS #HyunjinBestBoy SO I JUST HAD TO MAKE AN ALTERNATE ENDING. It was fun though, everyone was pro-Juyeon until Hyunjin came in the picture. I like to take it as a compliment that I write characters and chemistry well 😌 or everyone is just so easily swayed by charming men idk.

that's understandable! i wanted to finish season 2 as soon as possible too but i ended up making it longger than intended. dw, it's almost finished i swear 😭💔 and i'll be waiting for a complete 10 page detailed analysis and commentary review on it once you finish jkjk. also 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

i'm in the corner watching over seo changbin so he doesn't flirt with y/n while felix is singing, boss' orders 😩🙏.

time to write about a minho fic where he owns a restaurant then 🤥 i'll make it boob-themed this time JKJK

AND NO BUT U R CLOSE. I used to be the textbook nerd, I spent so much time in the library, I'd stay there after class until it closed 😤. I did join a bunch of competitions but they are mostly acad-based and I was also in the student council (guess which position hehe). I also joined some pageants but let's move past that yeah(?). But unfortunately, i was NOT one of the art kids 😔 unless you count theatre and dance as art then yes.

ALSO PLEASE, i love how you keep coming back to the drawing 💀. Felix is refreshing his vocal cords 💔

I used to vandalize desk chairs back in school and I'd draw oddly detailed penises— i was a cHiLD back tHEN OKAY

ALSO DW, i like long 🥺👉👈 (all kinds of). Dw about shortening it or anything, i'll make up for it by using smaller text and also using a readmore for my reply hehe 👻peekaboo👻 or smth idfk.

ALSO HOW DARE YOU THINK I'M CHAOTIC 🤥😡🤬😫😝😩🤬🤬 DOES ME DRAWING DIFFERENT VARIATIONS OF PENISES NOT SCREAM "chill, mature, proper, classy lady" TO YOU 🕺 i am an artissê✨ but i feel special that you're only like this with me 🥺👉👈🕺🙈✨😭😩🤬🤬😝😫✨😔

#anon: bub stop. #anon:🍕 #ash life #pizza anon

[skyrim-said-that]

i do actually have to agree with the maven black briar anon LMAO it IS the mommy issues (also astrid too lowkey even though she betrays the dragonborn)

theres no way you say you simp for maven black briar if you DONT have mommy issues i will not be taking arguments on that point. however i don't think astrid has the same mommy issues impact, shes just sexy as fuck

but srsly those are some of the meanest women in game PLEASE google healthy relationships bc i think-

#like yeah if you like astrid it would make SENSE but mommy issues are not required to be an astrid simp like they are for maven #angies asks #anyways ARE YALL GOOD? I THINK YOU NEED A HUG #um neways we will not discuss the people i simp for or analyse them in any way #Anonymous

[tsukishumai]

BABE IVE BEEN WATCHING BARBIE PRINCESS MOVIES THE PAST HOURS SINCE I WOKE UP LMAO 🙂🤦🏻‍♀️ They just really comfort meeeee 😩😭 They just remind me of those simpler times during my childhood 🥺 When the harsh reality of life was still not a concern of my smol lil self.... ahhhh.. good times 🤓

GIRL URE ALWAYS GETTING ME SO THIRSTY FOR WAKABAE AND TSUKKI LIKE PLS MY HEART AND COOCHIE CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH😭✋🏻 HAHAH BUT SRSLY, you really have to write sum drabbles/ fics about those two soon please!! 👀 WE NEED TO BE FULLY QUENCHED 😜👅💦 Tsukki as one of the Shiratorizawa boys?? He looks good in that NGL im kinda digging it 😳😵😍🔥

I'm so glad to hear you're planning to keep that werq up!! Go geddit boothang!! And goodness, take it slow too!! Don't immediately force yourself, know ur body and listen to it 🧡 I've heard about chloe ting as well!! So I may just check her out soon if i dont procrastinate on working out 😜🙊

I hope you have an amazing day babe *kithy for u* ILYSM bestie :(((

-🦠

BESTIE I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE I’ve never seen any of the Barbie princess movies 🥺 BUT I totally get how u feel tho... can u believe as kids we used to wanna be adults... & now honestly I just wanna be a kid again.. no bills, no due dates, no deadlines, just Barbie movies and vibes 😭

BAE I AM ALWAYS THIRSTY FOR USHI AND TSUKKI oh my god and you know what? Just for u, I will 😌 IVE NEVER WRITTEN A FIC FOR USHI, I just feel like I wanna make sure I get his characterization right, y know? I don’t wanna make him some robot that doesn’t know how to process feelings like IM SURE HES DEEPER THAN THAT AND I WANNA DIVE IN ... and my first ushiwaka fic will be dedicated to you <33 but omgg tsukki looks good in purple 👀

THANKS GERMY honestly I’m still sore and I’m being a little bitch about it LOL and GL! If u decide to try the work outs hehe but don’t push urself too hard, it seems like u barely have time to slow down and catch a break 🥺

I HOPE U HAVE AN AMAZING DAY AS WELL GERMY MWAH MWAH I hope the weather is nice and the sun is shining wherever u are <33 ilysm bestie

#anon! 🦠 #germy my bae

[rhimorechill]

1-30 can i just have your opinion on all of them please

KDHSKHFKFB whoever u are anon ur actually my only follower ever

1. are you of the “tom nook is a crook” or “tom nook is an honest businessman” opinion ?

HES AN HONEST BUSINESSMAN !!! ur loans have NO interest and he was handing out 100k interest/month for a good while there !!!!! the only reason it dropped to 10k is b/c i accidentally made a mil while tryna get dreamies ok. the whole "nook inc owns the entire island" thing is KINDA WEIRD but like ! i mean. its still a pretty sweet deal

2. do you play as yourself or a made up character ?

i play as me !! and then everyone tells me my character is cute which ROCKS

3. where is your house located ?

well CURRENTLY. its just at the center of the island. but once i get terraforming (which will be as soon as i get lolly, mitzi, and purrl) it will be on its own little island in the middle of the island

4. who were your first villagers ?

hamlet and renee ! and bea and agent s and broccolo. oh and quillson. theyre all gone now but i moved bea into a friends island so i can visit her later !!

5. preferable method of earning bells ?

turnip runs babey !!! srsly i will pay like 500k tips and make a million in PROFIT (per run !!) its fucking awesome. i never use turnip exchange tho that shit website always stops telling me where i am in the queue

6. what villager personalities do you typically get along best with ?

i love all of them. so much. normal and lazy villagers might take the cake, but ankha was on my island for 2 days and nearly stole my heart, so snooty villagers r up there too. smug villagers ? like i mostly have experience w raymond b/c i fucking HATED quillson and keaton n ed i barely paid attention to (ed gets points tho. he shares my bday) but that goddamn nerd has a war with slugs. we love to see it. peppy villagers rock (i have THREE on my island rn... but ugh i gotta kick out merry sometime..... i love her but i just !! have too many). i CANNOT hate jock villagers those guys just wanna work out !!! and talk abt working out !!!! theyve done nothing wrong in their whole lives. uchi villagers are great too and cranky villagers r trying their best !!! every villager is good is what im saying. even quillson (i guess)

7. who is your current best friend in the game ?

MGHGSHGD felicity or raymond !!! they send me mail all the time and also i really like raymond. b/c hes such a fucking NERD of an accountant. and felicity was the first of my dreamies to move in so im 💚 when it comes to her...... SOMEDAY. lolly will also be my bff. lolly come home

8. is there a villager you want to get rid of ?

MERRY WHITNEY VELMA. PLEASE GO AWAY. U R ALL SWEETIES BUT NONE OF U MADE THE CUT. ONLY ONE OF U IS EVEN A CAT. (if you want whitney or velma pls dm me !!! someone asked for merry already but id love for them to be on islands where ppl love em)

9. do you hoard a lot of items ?

YES. i did a purge the other day and laid a fuckton of items out to give away. it did not fit and i had to shove some on the cliffs. i still have a big pile waiting to be taken. meanwhile my storage gets new items added

10. take medicine or save & restart ?

medicine is for chumps.

11. where is your favorite spot in your village ?

HMMMM i rlly like my entrance !!!! its rlly neat and has green AND pink mums + trees..... and fencing and a path. IDK i worked hard on it and think it turned out rlly well !!!! other than that maybe my shopping area ? i dont have terraforming yet so theres a lot i Havent Gotten To wrt my island (like my cliffs are almost entirely undeveloped b/c i havent placed any inclines. so theres no pathing)

12. what achievement do you want to hit the most ? (ex: golden equipment, all fish / bugs, etc)

its not REALLY an achievement but i want all my dreamies real bad. after that i want a 5 star island !! i would like a lily of the valley. or 20.

13. do you know any secret tips ?

HMMM i dont think so ?? i dont really know any secrets. ive been trying out campsite cycling and it has Not been going well tho. if u need tips on tting to move villagers out or smthn i can help w that !! this is such a vague q that im like DO i know smthn ??? that is a secret ?????? i also vaguely know abt *m**b* sp**f*ng but im not allowed to do that soooo. thats a pipe dream. fun fact: its not a secret but gardening is SO fucking complicated theres genetics n shit. its wild. thank god someone straight up gave me blue roses so i dont have to go thru that shit. also do not tt backwards when dealing with turnips. not even 30 mins to save ur 600+ prices frm closing time. They Will Change

14. who are your dreamies ?

THESE CATS (i know major shocker from tumblr user pumakittycat. app is acnh life)

15. favorite furniture item ?

HMMMM THIS IS A TOUGH ONE. maybe mum cushions ? those r cute as fuck. i love every flower item, honestly, frm garden wagons to flower stands to pansy tables to hycanith lamps to. idk the bonsai shelf ? i have one of those. i also love my sea globe. its great. WAIT DO RUGS AND WALLS/FLOORS COUNT THERES NO QUESTIONS ABT THOSE i love so many FUCKING items. also autumn woods wall, if ur out there,

16. favorite clothing item / outfit ?

my green clover dress !!!! its the best thing EVER. my full outfit also consists of a silver tiara, a cherry blossom pouchette, white fishnets, and green rubbertoed sneakers. and, ofc, clover facepaint. ALSO FOR CONTEXT. my island is named clover bay thats why im like Clover Time. Theyre Important To The Aesthetic. im also an aro bitch who loves overall dresses. b/c they slap

17. favorite museum room ?

I LOVE THE LITTLE BUTTERFLY ROOM do not even TALK to me unless ur the butterfly room in the museum THERES SO MANY AT ALL TIMES ITS SO NICE

18. cedar, fruit, or palm tree ?

FRUIT. i literally chopped down every single hardwood tree on my island and replaced them w orange trees

19. favorite fruit ?

.......Oranges

20. favorite fish ?

HM. bitterling has a special place in my heart for being my Only fish model. whale sharks also rock tho. and thats only of the ones ive caught !!! i also love frogs, turtles, and obligatorily catfish. oh and seahorses and bettas

21. favorite bug ?

HM. ladybugs maybe. and both birdwings ! maybe also emperors butterflies. possibly others as well

22. favorite flower breed ?

MUMS !!!!!

23. favorite crossbred rare flower breed + color ?

GREEN MUMS.

24. favorite villager personality ?

havent we been over this ? im a dumb bitch who likes all of them way too much

25. favorite time of day to play ?

i uh. play. all the time. i tt a Lot tho so i like setting my time to 1pm ? idk it Feels like a good time

26. favorite special visitor event or reward ? (ex: selecting an art piece from redd, aiding guliver and getting a special item, etc)

SAHARAH. im obsessed w the fucking rugs and the tickets and the lottery. i also love celeste, and gulliver has a spot on the faves list for providing lucky cats sometimes (also a fave item) and for having been to space

27. favorite kk song ?

call me basic, but bubblegum kk plays at all times in my living room

28. favorite animal crossing game ?

ACNH lmao. i never really sat down and got Dedicated to city folk, which is the only other game ive played

29. if you’ve played animal crossing before, are there any animals you’re nostalgic for ? if this is your first game, has any animal in particular left some effect on you ?

ROVERRRRR come home :( also harriet.... i Miss Her. and resetti (i REFUSE to use rescue services dont @ me). and also the bus driver guy who took u to the city. If You Were An NPC In City Folk I Miss You Now

30. share a story from your gameplay

SO. i love the little alien easter egg. i set up a photoshoot and made like a little storyline abt the aliens and stuff. i even got a flying saucer and put that down and used it. and every fucking time !!!! i do shit with aliens !!!!!!! gulliver shows up on my beach. i know he went to space in cf n stuff (I GOT FLAVOR TEXT ONE TIME-- DURING NH-- ABT HIM NOT WANTING TO GO BACK EVEN) so i think its fucking hilarious that the aliens show up.... so does he

#rhi's asks #anon #acnh #LMAOOOOO thank u for asking so much....... heres a brick wall of text

[incarnateirony]

One more P5 post

I wanna know how much time the creators spent arguing with people on twitter, considering the comments on the Phan-Site polls. Will put behind a cut.

I mean, they hit all sides from auto-believers, internet trolls, people who are like ITS STILL ILLEGAL!!! and THIS IS THE POLICE JOB pics or it didn't happen, whatever. But my favorites are "IF UR SO JUST, SHOW UR FACE", "I bet they're crying LOL", "Shibuya's fucked", "Hang in there you guys ;w;", "WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE", "world-famous fail looool", "kill this stupid website" or whatever else. Or the timeless “so wait, who do we hate?”

QUESTION: Do you believe in the Phantom Thieves? This poll is adopted on 4/15.

0-10%

"'of hearts?' What tryhards"

"I've been waiting for this!" 

"Isn't it just a prank?"

"Never even heard of them"

"Who made this site? Ridic"

"even kids aren't that dumb"

"gtfo with that shit LOL"

"is this a cult?"

"my friend says they're real!"

"sauce plz"

"viral marketing...?"

10-20%

"It's just a coincidence..."

"Petty criminals? Pointless"

"This is getting good!"

"Too elaborate for a prank"

"Vigilante justice is wrong."

"What about the pupils?"

"What's gonna happen now?"

"What's he gonna be hit w/?"

"i just can't"

"pics or it didn't happen"

"ppl really believe this? lmao"

"ppl who buy this... -_-"

"they can't catch EVERYONE"

"they're just making threats"

"thieves are the bad ones"

"was it rly a phantom thief?"

"what a joke"

QUESTION: Are the Phantom Thieves just? This poll is adopted on 6/11.

10-20%

"Akechi-kun is right!"

"Isn't it a crime?"

"It's called the law..."

"NO! justice ain't that simple"

"NO. They piss me off."

"Steal dem corrupt hearts!"

"They seem full of it, so NO"

"They're still thieves..."

"They've always been fishy..."

"This is the police's job."

"better be arrested soon"

"don't even bother with this"

"get off your high horse"

"hmm seems interesting"

"i hate Akechi, so YES???"

"if ur so just, show ur face"

"they're allies of justice."

"they're up to something"

"this has to be fake, lol"

"this is so immature."

20-30%

"Isn't it a crime?"

"Probably at least somewhat"

"They seem full of it, so NO"

"They're cool, so HECKYEAH!"

"They're still thieves..."

"get off your high horse"

"i dont buy into that stuff."

"of course not. done"

"that "justice" stuff is ehh"

"this is so immature."

30-40%

"both are crossing the line"

"fukkin hypocrites"

"get rekt, scumbags lmao"

"Hang in there you guys! ;w;"

"I bet they're crying LOL"

"Neither are just"

"Shibuya's fucked"

"they're both shit."

"What cheapass justice, lol"

60-70%

"AGAIN, YAAAAAAS!"

"Such annoying marketing"

"Their word is final."

"better than the cops"

"i bet it's worldwide news"

"justice was w/ the thieves."

"what a time to be alive"

80-90%

"Calling card! YAAAAAAS!"

"Exterminate his family too!"

"Here comes the apology rofl"

"I've been waiting for this"

"Leave everything to them~"

"Make him beg!"

"No apology yet? :["

"Ooh, a calling card! kekeke"

"SO MANY COMMENTS OMG"

"Take him out. It's an order"

"The world needs to see this!"

"They better not screw it up"

"Yeah, get that greedy CEO!"

"an apology isn't enough."

"become prime minister plz!!"

"dat okumura stock drop lol"

"destroy all evil!"

"let's hear from the workers!"

"no more big bang burg, lmao"

"stop fucking around"

"we're with you, p.thieves!"

"❤❤❤ Phantom Thieves ❤❤❤"

On 10/12, the support rate drops from the 90s to the 70s due to the death of Kunikazu Okumura.

70-80%

"Is he really dead...?"

"Now, who's next? ;)"

"Well that was disturbing..."

"die capitalist pigs!!!"

"whoa wtf"

On 10/13, the support rate drops a bit again to the 60s.

60-70%

"Awww, what a waste"

"Evil has perished."

"Gotta break a few eggs"

"So, whodunnit?"

"Were we deceived?"

"do we know how they do it?"

"eh, good riddance"

"killing ppl's a no-no"

"omg, the comments hahaha"

"omg, they went overboard lol"

"they got carried away..."

"what about his daughter?"

Over the next week, the support rates drops to the 50s, 30s, and then 20s.

""justice" sounds hollow now"

"—DELETED BY ADMIN—"

"Are the calling cards fake?"

"Blame the politicians too."

"Bloodthirsty killers!!!"

"Enough is enough!!!"

"Even Akechi's lost it"

"False charges happen, but..."

"Hurry and arrest them"

"Hurry up and execute them!"

"I dare to support them."

"I kiiinda sympathize..."

"I reported this website."

"I told you so..."

"I'm scared to go outside..."

"Is the admin an accomplice?"

"No hate-slinging, please!" (a message from the admin, Mishima)

"Officer, look!"

"Oh how far they've fallen"

"Pls don't kill me ;_;"

"Police were negligent too."

"Shut this site down!!!"

"That was traumatizing..."

"They must be punished."

"They need to be executed"

"They were screwing with us."

"They're assassins."

"Ugh. We were fooled."

"We can't leave them be"

"What about the politicians?"

"awful, they betrayed us"

"bring on the breakdowns~!"

"cant say w/o evidence"

"cmon, just kill everyone!"

"didnt expect much anyway"

"got anything better to do?"

"he had it coming, amirite?"

"id bet money on the rest"

"its just coincidence, yep"

"just turn yourselves in pls"

"lel, regret backin em yet?"

"lol dont be fooled so easy"

"lol, ppl still like them?"

"low expectations, ho!"

"media's garbage as expected"

"overhyped imo"

"p quick to switch sides lol"

"support went to shit lmao"

"tbh i just wanna troll, lol"

"their fans are guilty too"

"they even steal LIVES???"

"they're just suspects..."

"throw em in the slammer!"

"trash talking feels risky..."

"typical bandwagon, gg"

"uhh, yea they're evil"

"waste of tax money imo"

"wat do they want, anyway?"

"world-famous fail loool"

QUESTION: Are the Phantom Thieves innocent? This poll is adopted on 10/29.

Around 20%

"—DELETED BY ADMIN—"

"30 million yen OMG XD"

"Akechi-kun, save us!"

"Enough is enough!!!"

"False charges happen, but..."

"Is the admin an accomplice?"

"Oh how far they've fallen"

"Record-breaking evil"

"They gotta be arrested now"

"can't know w/o a trial"

"id bet money on the arrest"

"if ur innocent, show yourself"

"lol this place went to shit"

"ppl still stand by them?"

"that freaked me out omg"

"they're def guilty"

"they're freaking out hahaha"

"they're running loose rn..."

"this site pisses me off"

"waste of tax money imo"

"what if they are LOL"

"who cares either way?"

After the protagonist fakes his death, and approval drops to 0.3%.

"Akechi got the last laugh!"

"AKECHI IS BAE!!!"

"A worthy end for a villain"

"c'mon, leak his name!"

"Evil is destined to perish."

"he went down easy"

"hope things are safer now"

"Justice with Akechi!"

"Just like Akechi-kun said!"

"kid had it coming, lol"

"So did he do it or not!?"

"so he HAS to be guilty"

"The truth's lost to the void"

"We'll finally have peace"

"we do need a new authority..."

QUESTION: Do you support the Phantom Thieves? This poll is adopted on 12/7.

Around 0.8%

"a lil too late tho"

"dat comeback looool"

"I'd never support them"

"I'm getting confused..."

"I can't believe anybody..."

"i don't really care"

"Is Shido gonna apologize?"

"It's happening again..."

"just typical slander imo"

"lol no way i'd support them"

"may just be election shit"

"moar like phantom GRIEF"

"Must be tough for Shido-san"

"My scandal sense's tingling!"

"no one wants you thieves"

"phantom thieves WIN PLX!!!"

"political attack, REALLY???"

"ppl still defend them? lmao"

"Shido, just take the win"

"Shouldn't Shido explain?"

"Show yourself, Akechi!"

"smear campaigns are gross"

"So he didn't die..."

"srsly, a tv hijack?"

"Stay strong, Shido-san!"

"stop makin such a big deal"

"talk about election drama"

"they're still criminals"

"they can't take a hint"

"this country is effed up"

"this is a murder warning..."

"This isn't debunked yet?"

"this site's still up? :o"

"TV hijacking is terrorism!"

"was it the others? :o"

"was that statement a lie?"

"what about the election?"

"what a comeback..."

"Why isn't this on the news?"

"wow, ppl are desperate..."

QUESTION: Do the Phantom Thieves really exist? This poll is adopted on 12/19.

Around 19%

"And then, there were none"

"can't someone just fix it?"

"cmon thieves, say something"

"Enjoy prison, Mr. Shido~"

"even shido... FAIL"

"everyone, just disappear"

"Everyone was shameless"

"—GAME OVER—"

"go ahead & celebrate, idiots"

"I feel like an empty husk"

"im just like... so what"

"In the end, who's to blame?"

"i shoulda known better..."

"ive lost my will to live..."

"just destroy this country"

"kill this stupid website"

"my support was a waste"

"Next person please!"

"nobody asked for this"

"no thanks to those thieves"

"nothing changed. boringggg"

"Someone do something!"

"soooo is shido alive?"

"so wait, who do we hate?"

"so what WERE they??"

"The election was a farce."

"the future's screwed LOL"

"they're harshin my mellow"

"They better settle things"

"thinking hurts my brain"

"this country's done for"

"This is a stain on history"

"this is fucked up..."

"this is going nowhere"

"useless scum"

"we need answers"

"What's with this question?"

"who cares abt the election?"

"why'd we even bother"

"why this. even now???"

Then the dramatic final cut where everybody believes in them and it’s like # OF FANS ---> FAN POWER LEVELS ---> FIGHT Q( ‘-’Q )

#not spn #persona

[evaninepercent]

Top 9 Trainees ft my feels

The final members that successfully debuted as Chinese boyband 9percent:

First place (center): Cai Xukun

when this child was announced as center 

i was ecstatic but not surprised

like my bOY DESERVES IT

tbh if he wasn’t chosen as center yall know who’s gonna burst into iqiyi’s HQ screaming like a banshee

he looked so nervous when he was finally called out?? im-

boy the whole world knew you were destined to be center except you

all in all he’s gon be an aesthetic center and im gonna fite anyone who says otherwise

2nd place: Chen Linong

Expected 2.0

because every group needs a ball of sunshine and linong is it

i cannot imagine the group w/o linong

aLSO DID YALL SEE MY BOY RAPPING IN MACK DADDY

baby to daddy in 0.1 secs

when he went up with xukun i was like woah this is devaju

*flashback to the first evaluation*

when he flashed his smile during his speech i was-

i was mush

 and bc the connection was shit i get to look at that blinding smile of his for like 10 extra seconds

iM proUD OF MY CHILD and imma protect him forever

3rd place: Fan Cheng Cheng

EXPECTED TM

also i was rlly shooked when i saw his hair bc it reminded me of my tablecloth like did he steal it and draped it on his head or smth

but still mucho love him

my mood aspires to be as consistent as his ranking

The lord of thrids has granted cheng cheng his blessings

now the group will have two official memes *cOUGH juSTIN*

yall brace yourself for the amount of screenshots imma take when they start promoting bc he’s is definition of quality memes

alSO PROUD

likE,, my heart is swelling

from crying in the first ep bc he forgot his lyrics to this

chengcheng has rlly improved a lot 

the amount of happy is like seeing my son grow up and get ready for prom

4th place: Justin Huang

THE maknae of 9Percent

and im just a lil touched?? 

seeing him sit from the sidelines for the P101 finals to this is just-

his rap improved a great deal and his stage presence is more prominent than ever

I can already see that he’s gon be a great artist in the future

tbh although i expected all the 3 yuehua boys to debut its just like,, seeing your dream come true

good grace i wanna fly all the way to China and ruffle his hair just to say that he did a good job

also justin’s reaction when he was announced as 4th bc he will forever be a meme

5th place: Lin Yanjun

ok i will be honest with you

I DID NOT EXPECT MY BIAS WRECKER TO MAKE IT TO TOP 9

bc he has always been below that? 

always at the cursed borderline cut

so when he was announced i was like-

MY PRAYERS ARE ANSWERED

i was always hoping that my bromance ships wld get in together??

yikun and zhangjing w yanjun lol

he literally snatched bufan’s wig

buT,.,, im was really overwhelmed omL

he did such a stunning job as center for It’s Ok i actually drowned in his gaze

AND FOR THE FIRST TIME HE WAS ACTUALLY CRYING WHEN HE WAS PICKED??

i dont rmb him crying in the previous eps so i was sorta crying w him as well

and when he kneeled down to show his respect i was screaming bc i was just so emotional i thought i wld die right there and then 

someone smuggle me to china rn i need to hug him

6th place: Zhu Zhengting

if yall watched the vcr you wld kno how desperately he wants to debut

same thing applies to him as with justin

seeing their growth from P101 is like,, wow how has time flew

i dont think the yuehua boys wld be the same w/o him

just another talented bean that finally got the debut he deserved

7th place: Wang Ziyi

when his name was called i was literally half sobbing

actually i came home late and missed the first half of the live and made the mistake of glimpsing at my fren’s insta feed so it sorta was a spoiler but stiLL-

one of the trainees that i wld actually sue iqiyi for not debuting cuz:

1. One cannot overlook such talent, and

2. One does not simply separate him and cai xukun

fate was literally screaming at our faces that they are bros made in heaven if you didnt get the message then ur pretty damn oblivious

but now wang ziyi has debuted despite all the rumours to bring him down and i can finally rest in peace

8th place: Xiao Gui

eY

tbh i was expecting him too

he was so extra when he was called out lmaO

i sorta wanted xingjie to debut with him? but oh well :(

now im just sorta worried for you changjing haHA IDK WHY THE BANANA SQUAD ARE SO HORRIFIED OF hiM

a well deserved debut and you can say im satisfied

unlike p101 lmao im still highkey salty abt it

9th place: You Changjing

when the 9th place was finally about to be announced

my palms were literally sweating

bc if you zhangjing/ zhu xingjie doesnt debut

i wld be worried on how the others are going to reach the high notes in their songs cuz

Almost the whole of 9Percent are made up of rappers lmao

so when he was announced i was yellin

bc he was always either 9 or 10 and i was losing my shit for him

and if a powerful vocal liek him doesnt debut i will lose faith in humanity

bUT HE DEBUTED

as main vocal and oldest in the group lmAO 

and when he and yanjun hugged i knew my life is complete

the salt left from the injustice of P101 has dissolved from my tears of joy

so if i ever die yall are invited to my funeral to give me sunflowers so that everyone will know i died of happiness

Bonus: Now that IP has ended, I can finally focus on my studies until 9Percent makes a comeback. I initially thought it was gonna be a terrible rip-off but it turned out even better than P101 and I actually love all the trainees? Especially the top 35 bc these boys has made their way into my heart.

Also, im really relieved they debuted under the name 9Percent? Because names like Good9 or Balance are srsly rather horrible name and yall cannot do my boys dirty like that.

Tbh, i was sorta sad when xingjie and caoze didnt make the cut? They have shown such leadership and potential that its sort of a pity the group has only space for 9 and not 11 members.

My hearts also aches for Ruibin and Wenjun. They are such sweethearts and have really worked hard too. They werent given much screentime like the other popular ones, but I could see their passion and i really do hope I can see them again on a different stage.

Anyways, please do continue supporting the trainees as well as 9Percent!! (they legit gon be the first cpop band im gonna stan)

(( wow this post was longer than expected and gdi i just looked at the clock and its sorta glaring at me for procrastinating so yeah bb))

#idol producer #cai xukun #chen linong #fan cheng cheng #justin huang #lin yanjun #zhu zhengting #wang ziyi #xiao gui #you chang jing #9Percent

[kwanfairy]

CHOICE TAG

Rules: Answer the questions (if you want to skip one, feel free to do that too of course!). Tag 3 people (or more or less, you choose really). Tag your post with #CHOICE_tag so we can find each other’s posts! Have fun!!

I was tagged by @choi-hae - thanks love for always thinking of me (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

I’m tagging: @aamorella @moonsehyoon @kimbye0ngkwan

i know i havent interacted with either of you 3 yet and i feel kinda akward for calling you out like this so pls feel free to ignore.

1. Introduce yourself. You choose how much and how little!

hi hi im Bikki and i hate introducing myself cause i never know what to say lmao. im a pretty big loser with a big heart and an unhealthy obsession with anything dog related cause dogs are everything („ಡωಡ„)

2. How and when did you become a CHOICE?

ive started to get into kpop fairly 'late' (in 2016) and by the time undercover dropped a year later i was still quite confused and overwhelmed but i remember i really liked the song (and could not for the life of me tell bk and sehyoon apart in that MV wtf @ 2017 me LOL). fast forward to 2020 when favourite boys hit me like a truck and honestly it all is kind of a blur afterwards lmao. the aes of the MV had me fall in love with them instantly and i think i watched a bunch of 'funny moments' vids and stuff and it all spiraled from there

3. What is your favourite part of being a CHOICE?

4. What is your favourite A.C.E song? Do you prefer their title tracks or b-sides more?

this fandom mirrors the boys' crackhead energy like i have yet to meet a choice who isnt just as weird as the fools themselves and i absolutely love it (◡‿◡)

also: being choice means being a fan of ace and whats better than that

i really cant say. i like each song for very different reasons. i love Stand By You for its soft yet melancholic vibes. i love Golden Goose cause their performance on theshow killed me. id literally go feral listening to Hell if they finally. give us. a studio version. :) :) :)

5. Who’s your bias? What do you like about them?

my bebi Byeongkwan for sure eventho i also feel very drawn to Sehyoon cause we are pretty similar personality wise (i say as i dont really know him at all lmao). but best boi BK will put me into simp mode in -0.34 secs. i cant really say why i just love this gorgeous lil firecracker (ಥ◡ಥ) and im obsessed with ppl calling him fairy it literally makes me flatline cause yes yall are so right.....

but really, im a huge simp for them all (yes... even jun eventho it makes me gag to admit it LMAO)

6. What is your favourite thing about A.C.E?

how they play (and fuck) with gender norms and try out so many different things, esp style-wise. to me, it is such an aesthetically pleasing group(point proven with the siren teasers id say). i also love how natural they seem. like they dont bother about upholding a fake image. i esp get that feeling of 'just 5 dudes being friends' which i love so dearly during their vlives - its so refreshing and fills my heart so much

7. Which concept has been your favourite? What kind of concept do you want them to try?

8. Which A.C.E friendship is your favourite? Which one do you want to see more of?

id say undercover is pretty high up there (i mean pig tails crop top BK .......) but it looks like siren will take the crown once she drops....

i showed my anti(kpop) friend the intro:escape video and she said it gave her the creeps in a good way and ever since i have gone mad wanting a horror concept omfg

9. If you could tell A.C.E one thing, what would you tell them?

given that wowkwan are soft, tender, gentle boyfriends who have all my fucking uwus and therefore dont count, id say dongjun. wait nevermind these are husbands... ok junchan it is. i just love their father-son vibes

id love to see more donghun/sehyoon but only if grandpa doesnt call yoon fat or pig cause thats a big nono!!! or dongkwan cause i cant really think of any moments of them wth

how dare yall (¬_¬)

10. Which A.C.E member would die first in a horror movie?

11. Leave a small message for your fellow CHOICE!

i think its funny that everyone says jun but lets be honest.. the dumb ones usually make it longer dksdjkl

it for sure is sehyoon cause this airhead would probably get lost in his own thoughts without even noticing that he got separated from the others. the second his man BK isnt with him anymore to protect him its over for him lol

how are you all dealing with the teasers share your secrets cause im not doing so well :')

no but srsly the choice ive interacted with have been so incredibly nice and kind and patient with me and i love how this small lil fandom is so vibrant and caring both towards the boys and one another.

#choice_tag #ask game #sorry for being so wordy i just dont have many opportunities to simp over these boys to someone eIse