#pleaasseeeeee

[sootsz]

qsmp has accidentally stumbled into a psychology experiment that would make the stanford prison experiment sob in fear. they’ve gotten a bunch of cc’s, and tens of thousands of viewers, to be deeply emotionally connected to pixel eggs. in doing so they’ve presented a problem:

how the fuck do you get outta this

the eggs were obviously never intended to be permanent (logging on every day to do tasks isn’t feasible to upkeep forever) and they were even given a vague limit of When Mama Dragon Comes Back (and then, of course, the “6 days til they die” thing). now you’ve made it so quackity (and his team) have a big ol dilemma, where two things are true: 1) they can’t keep the eggs forever since it’s not sustainable 2) you can’t take away the eggs without, oopsies, emotionally damaging your friends that you invited to have fun on your server.

turns out, when you give a group of humans all their own fully-realized individual who presents as a (weak, vulnerable) child that is in need of care from them, whatever instinct has kept us alive for generations goes “!!!!!” which is both really cool and compassionate, but also kinda concerning!

because, well: not sustainable! and if the eggs aren’t sustainable, what’s the alternative? killing them?? no! just look at jaiden’s reaction to bobby “losing” a life, even when it wasn’t his last one. or bad’s genuinely heart wrenching reaction to dapper losing a life. or how quiet and angry phil got after chayanne and tallulah had a “nightmare,” before it was resolved. that’s not acting. that’s real. what the hell will they do if the eggs actually die? from what i see, the cc’s are taking the “6 days til death” thing as something that’s avoidable. a threat that can be overcome. and for their sake, i hope it is.

ever played a dnd game where you actually feel insulted bc of smth someone’s pc did? yeah. that x20 because there’s SO much overlap between “streamer persona” and “literally just who they are”. and this level of roleplay character bleeding is cool, but i hope the eggs are handled carefully, or all those involved might end up actually hurt.

there’s also the whole added element of fans, many of whom only tune into the streams for egg content. the plot is very egg-centric. the roleplaying and characterization that the cc’s are doing is all centered around the eggs in one way or another. it’s been going on for a month, but it does not feel at all resolved, and plot-wise it would completely mess up so many plot threads happening if the eggs were all to go (charlie’s unresolved deal with lil j, quackity’s goal to bond with tallulah, the trial, etc etc) so if you take away the eggs, you risk messing up the whole vibe they’ve got going on, and facing backlash from fans who are also emotionally compromised by pixel eggs

we inherently want to protect the cute and vulnerable, and by god are these eggs cute and so very fragile. (then, there’s another layer of people’s own issues that they project onto the eggs. be it desire for paternity, some kind of maternal instinct, or, even in the matter of chayanne, using chayanne as a sort of way to cope with loss by making connections between chayanne and technoblade. which is beautiful and very sweet but would give chayanne dying some additional emotionally charged elements which i think should be avoided at all costs). there’s a reason that movies and other media generally do not kill named children characters—audiences really hate it. it’s taboo for good reason.

which leads us to

schrodinger’s egg: until sunday, they r both alive and dead. and this is both good and bad. god help us all

#please handle it carefully please handle it carefully please handle it carefully please handle it carefully please handle it carefully pleas #eggs :) #qsmp #quackity #Wilbur soot #tallulah #Philza #Charlie slimecicle #pleaasseeeeee #and this isn’t even touching on how the eggs feel #emotionally connected to somebody #never to talk to them again #having to watch them be sad #knowing it’s because of you #kinda fucked up #badboyhalo #dapper #Jaiden animations

[buggybugkilo]

unrelated to my usual stuff but

HELLO OMG??? LIKE AAAAAHAHSHHDHDGDGDHSHAHSHSBDBHSBAHAHSHSHSHSNSHSBSBHSHSBABABA (praying i’m able to get tickets cause i would kill for those-)

#AAAA #A #OMG #IMG #SKAHDNND #LIKE AAA #QJSNDHHDHDD #PRAYING SHE COMES TO WHERE IM AT #kilo shitpost #AAAAAA #AAAAA #ado #girly has been one of my favorite artists since i first listened to ussewa man- #LIKE #PLEASE #PLEAASSEEEEEE

[phobiaexists]

SH MONSTERARTS MIZUTSUNE FIGURE NEXT??

#pLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEE #PLEAASSEEEEEE #wow with an included breath beam too maybe? been awhile sh monsterarts. #sure hope that doesnt. #crank it to two hundred dollars. #anyways the sculpting and painting on the sneak peek figure weve got does look nice. #i really like how the fins become translucent at the end. #the water beam and the bubblefoam do look ehhh but maybe thatll change later. #dont get me wrong though im really happy that theyre making a mizutsune figure because that does mean they did not give up on the line lmao-

[asexualkiba]

all these kurama onesies and kigurumis COME ON you meanies where is akamaru!!!

#kuramas SOOO CUTE BUT PLEAASSEEEEEE #fang speaks

[p01son3d-ent1ty]

As a wolf kin I need a crow kin friend so badddd

Like help me find stuff and I’ll share and give you pretty trinkets pleaasseeeeee

#otherkin #therian #otherkin community #canine kin #alterhuman #therianthropy #other hearted #crow kin #ravenkin #wolfkin

[skinnyscottishbloke]

15 questions, however many people

thanks for the tag @tolkientrash ! <3

1. are you named after anyone? actually yeah my middle name was the name of my parents' german shepherd in college

2. when was the last time you cried? ummmmmmmm i actually can't remember, which is weird because I cry at everything

3. do you have kids? nope

4. do you use sarcasm? idk do i? 😝

5. what's the first thing you notice about people? something shallow like hair or eye color

6. what's your eye color? green

7. scary movies or happy endings? I AM THE BIGGEST SAP ON THE PLANET ALWAYS GIVE ME THE HAPPIEST OF ENDINGS PLEAASSEEEEEE

8. any special talents? i can roll my stomach like Luther in the movie South Pacific; I can also clear my ears without holding my nose

9. where were you born? at home, with a midwife, in the house I currently inhabit in Michigan

10. what are your hobbies? photography, swimming, sailing, scuba-diving and snorkeling, running, theater (specifically musicals), reading and writing fic, traveling to fun places, messing around with music (I have literally hundreds of playlists lol), singing, interior decorating, and I'd say bird watching but I actually get paid to do that sooooo maybe not (although I do enjoy it even when I don't get paid to do it so yeah, I guess hobby)

11. do you have any pets? uhhh 5 dogs, 3 horses and about 30 chickens so yes, it's a menagerie!

12. what sports do you play/have played? okay so I'd say my main sports are swimming (mostly pool meets but I have done a few open water races) and running (track and xc but I prefer to run in the woods) but I have played basketball, soccer, and softball. I also do triathlons but not on a team or anything, just for fun. My husband and I meet up with his friends and do casual beach volleyball games in the summer, which is also fun

13. how tall are you? barely 5'3"

14. favorite subject in school? generally a toss up between english, history, and geography although my high school choir class was THE MOST FUN and the Tolkien class I took in college was AMAZEBALLS

15. dream job? i'd love to do bird work year round, spending half the year in california and half the year in new zealand. one day!

No pressure tags: @bisexualwvtson @myeaglesong @queeranomaly @nelsonandspringforever @lordoftherazzles @galwithalibrarycard @stedebonnit @nickmybeloved @nerd502 @cahootings @enough-effing-owls @authoricdemon @neptunius @exlibrisfangirl @beminevalentines @thewinterthyla @turniptitaness @alternatingurrent and anyone else who sees this and wants to do it!

#about me #tag games #tag games for ts #so everyone understands why I call myself a sporty nerd now right? #lollllll #getting to know youuuuu #getting to know alll abboutttt youuuuu

[frozenhi-chews]

I wanna sit in his lap. Resting my head against him. Pleaasseeeeee

Love him so much

#obviously after cleaning him cuz hes a CORPSE in a suit #so #BUT YEAH #💀 #self ship stuff

[curiouslyattractivefishman]

Show us your penis pleaasseeeeee

ASPEN?!??! WHAT.

[emomanswhore]

BRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO IM ABOUT YOTO PASS THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT RIGHT NO LIKE IM SO FUCKING HOT AND SWEATING ???????? I LITERALLY FEEL MY THROAT TIGHTENING AND IM ABOUT TO VOMIT EVERYWGERE CUZ HES REALLY FUCKING HERE ?????????? THEY REALLY FUCKING BROUGHT HIM OUUUTTT

WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY MAKE HIM LOOK SO SLLUUUUTTTTTYYYYYYY ????????? STOOOPPPPPPP I HATE THIS SO FUCKING MUCH IM LITERALLY GOING TO RIDE SUCK FUCK ANAL BUKAKKEE CREAM SQUIRT QUEEF FUCKING MIKE ADRIANO STYLE FUCKING AND EAT CEREAL OUT SOMEONES ASS CUZZZ ?,??, WHO DREW THIS MAN LIKE THIS ?????)&@@ LET ME FUCK YOU PLEAASSEEEEEE I PROMISE I WILL MAKE IT SO GOOD

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGFFHHJJJGGGHBJKHGHJKK #OH MY GOOODDDDDDDDDD #DO YALL SEE THE HIP TO WAIST RATIO ????????????? #GOOD FUCKING GODDDDD I CANT SIT HERE AND TAKE THIS SHIT

[theresa-of-liechtenstein]

[waffle house vine in increasing intensity] can i PLEASE have normal weather can we PLEAASSEEEEEE have NORMAL WEATHER IM SO TIREDDDKAJALWHWKHH AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH!!!!!!

#MISERY ON LOOP ON REPEAT #it’s even WORSE than earlier this summer!

[quintential]

Do not (give up) enter

Do not (give up) enter.

Rose has been suicidal before I knew what the word meant.

Rose has tried to kill herself innumerous ways. There is the not eating part, and there is the drug part, and there is the slit wrist part. There are probably many other parts.

Since Rose doesn’t love me, I don’t know what else there is.

I just speculate.

I know what has happened last week only because I witnessed her calling my friend telling him, while ignoring my texts.

What is wrong with me, that she doesn’t want me? 

We knew each other now. We knew each other in high school, and before high school in middle school, and then, before that in elementary school.

But I have never known Rose, as much as I wish I did. She is an unbreakable enigma, and I an open book. She listened patiently while I told her, on the roof of an abandoned building, drawing on the walls, why I thought my dad had an eating disorder. He doesn’t. She does. Yet she just listened.

I’m sorry Rose. I wish I could leave you alone but I am selfish and greedy and wrong. 

Tell me, Rose, which one is it? Am I supposed to give up and watch you kill yourself,

Or would you like me to break into your home and hug you so tightly you drop the knife?

Which one is it, Rose. You’re giving me awfully mixed signals. I don’t know what to do.

There is nothing good why am I good while others are not why are others good and I am not. Which is it, I cant’ seem to know. I am miserable and I want others to know.

I want to be a dead body in the middle of a field in the dewy morning. I want to be dead in a very pretty way in a very ugly way. Pretty ugly way. Big lump of dead flesh ugly red maroon drying blood.

I wrote a suicide note the other day and wished I was not alive. So so selfish yet I want to be dead not alive anymore, please God kill me. Please!! PLEAASSEEEEEE PLEASE I AM BEGGING ON MY KNEES I WILL BEG FOR YOU. PLAE MAKE ME GONE>..

I want the guts to kill myself. Die die die. Ugly selfish whore. Unused and ugly. Stupid challanges you set for youself, and you are capable of so little.

FUCK OFF WHORE.

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME!???? I HAVE LOST CONTROL AND SHE IS DEAD

ALREADY

I have lost life’s race, already. Gone already forever. Take me away.

2gether,

Finally we can be gone forever.

You and me, together, sturdy and togetherness.

I wonder how my last moments on earth will feel, and you are sick in a way I cannot help you.

Such small worlds and it is comforting I can barely read them. How nice.

You want to break. Shall I help you?

Shut up whore. Shut up shut up shut up. You are terrible and dying, there is no hope left for you.

None, at all.

[krystalise]

I second that last anon

#pleaasseeeeee #reply

[poisonedbaby]

oh I really do love being obsessed over someone who might not even see me as a friend. Absolutely adore it

#personal #pleaasseeeeee #fp #alcohol #donut rebloooog

[hwanhee]

THEYRE DOING DOG ISAC????

#GYUJIN PLEAASSEEEEEE BRING MONGI PLEASE OWN THESE OTHER RAT DOGS

[ssambulko]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PLEAASSEEEEEE

MIYA IN JOES HANDS LOOKS SO SMALL OMFG I LOVE THIS ART SO MUCH

#sk8 the infinity #sk8 anime #sports anime #sk8 #reki x langa #langa hasegawa #reki #reki kyan #anime

[intermission-report]

Hey! Can you maybe write something about Nolan Patrick taking the reader to the doctor and the reader is scared and after the doctor they cuddle and it’s all fluffy and cute

sorry this took me a while to write. i changed it up a tiny bit if that’s ok ...

nolan’s idea of a fun time was taking you skating. not because it was his favorite thing to do and he wanted to share it with you, but because you didn’t know how to skate, so he liked to make fun of your terrible attempt to keep your balance. 

it entertained him to see you struggle since he thought of you as his perfect girlfriend. he saw you as this intelligent, strong, independent woman that could do anything and everything.

that changed the first time he took you skating. you managed to get both feet on the ice, but fell .002 seconds later - which had nolan cackling. 

“babe, i didn’t know you couldn’t skate,” he said with an incredulous grin on his face. clearly it amused him.

“uhh yeah no. so can you help me out here.” you reached your arm out for him to pull you up. nolan took your hand and helped you get back up on your feet. then let it go and gave you no other option than to fall again. 

you love spending time with nolan, but that was the worst date he had ever taken you on. 

after that horrible experience, nolan offered to teach you to skate on multiple occasions, all of which you declined. 

he begged and begged for you to let him teach you. (you lowkey loved it because sub nolan sounds like he could be a fun time; however, that is not the point and you just didn’t trust him to teach you).

finally, you sucked it up after so many “pleaasseeeeee babe” pleads and let him take you skating. he said it would be special for him to skate next to you at the next family skate since his family wouldn’t be able to make it.

cool, just learn to skate and practice so you don’t look like a fool in front of everyone and make nolan happy. sounds simple enough.

well... it wasn’t. when nolan offered to help you lace up your skates, you declined. he wasn’t the best at tying his shoes as they always came undone. you thought it was the easiest thing you could do out of all of this, so why have him help you, right? wrong.

nolan was doing a good job of keeping you upright and holding onto you. this family skate was way too important to him; he was not about to let you fall and be mad at him.

he suggested you try to hold yourself up and move your feet a bit as opposed to him pulling you.

that might have been the worst idea. it wasn’t his fault - it was 100% yours for not letting him tie your skates...

the lovely skate lesson with mr. patrick ended with you in the e.r. with a possibly broken ankle. 

nolan apologized more times than you could count and each time you told him it wasn’t his fault. 

“i’m so so so sorry babe. seriously this is all my fault. i shouldn’t have pressured you int-” if you didn’t stop him now, who knows how long this apology could go for.

“nolan, i promise i’m fine. it was an accident.”

he didn’t believe you. he looked at you as if you were dying. he’s a bit dramatic, but its nice to know he cares.

good news though. the doctor came in with your x-ray results and it was only a sprain. it didn’t make nolan feel better, but he was slightly less upset about your injury knowing nothing was broken. 

he took you home after you were discharged and wanted to help you get situated. he was also scared to touch you in case he hurt you. 

it took a lot of convincing for him to get into bed with you that night.

“no, i don’t want to hurt you.” he could be so stubborn sometimes.

“please, i need cuddles to get better. i’ll sleep on your side so you don’t accidentally nudge my ankle if it makes you feel better.” 

now that you assured him that you’re ok, he can be ok. 

he got under the covers and pulled you into his chest. if the doctor prescribed cuddles, cuddles are what you shall receive. 

#nolan patrick #nolan patrick imagine #my mediocre writing :)