#piss on his grave

[reggie-gayflx]

#fuck rush limbaugh #rot in hell #piece of shit #piss on his grave #fuck maga #fuck republicans

[femmedove]

And thanks to Kissinger for adding another gender neutral bathroom to the world

#piss on his grave

[himbowannabe]

Omg new gender neutral bathroom just opened up

#piss on his grave #Henry Kissinger

[shadow0-1]

[SHADOW SIEGE]

→ OPERATION: ROGUE ARSENAL → COMMANDER: PHILLIP GRAVES → CALLSIGN: SHADOW 0-1

"If you wanna get shit done, he's the man you want in charge."

#call of duty #modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare #MWII #CoD MWII #Phillip Graves #Philip Graves #Shadow Company #Hi so I cried ❤ #I had a mild meltdown and now I'm crashing SKDJBGjk #im insane. asylum. insannneeee. I'm crayyyayyzayy #him checking on his shadowwwwwwwwwwwws #Anyway. peep that massive watermark :) #pleaaassee god im tired #I do NOT wanna see my gifs on dub/nonc*n/hatefucking/preg/piss k*ink #WHATEVER

[ceilidho]

Curious as to how John would react to bounty hunter Philip Graves riding into town looking for the killer maid and fingering his wife for the murder when you're already nicely settled into married life

fuck now I kinda wanna write more for this au 😭 I want price covering up crimes for his pretty little wife ….gives you a new last name and lies through his fuckin teeth about there being no way you could’ve been living in another town because the two of you have been married for ages. And everyone else in town backs up his lie as well :\\

#screaming at the idea of price and graves sitting at a table together but underneath the table price has a gun aimed at Philip’s balls #and he’s getting increasingly pissed off that someone’s trying to take his wife from him

[mothirl]

God could not pay me enough to finish this bro but I had a vision

#just to clarify hes cumming in his pants #or pissing idk its up to you #me personally its both #hes a LOSER!!!!!!!!! #give me back my freak man (not tv show gideon) #gideon graves #gideon g graves #gideon gordon graves #scott pilgrim vs the world #issuing a public apology after this (lie) #jason schwartzman #first time doing perspective like this.... nervous

[that-one-queer-poc]

why does everybody feel bad for felix's guilt that he killed two kids and is scared of jack's anger that his kids are dead. you guys are fucking stupid and weird and im starting to think you guys are only treating them like this bc of. certain colors

#the walten files #twf #you guys piss me off just a little. felix killed jacks kids by making bad decisions felix deserves every bit of guilt he feels. and more #'he dug his own grave 🥺🥺🥺🥺' he shouldve died in it too #and jacks anger is justified youre so so weird for calling it scary. hes a better man than me if someone killed my kids lord

[serfuzzypushover]

btw im a lesbian

#homestuck #kanaya maryam #rose lalonde #kanaya x rose #rosemary #look #the cronus spam is cause he's my special lil guy and he's also me and also i want to push him off a cliff and piss on his grave #the lalonde spam that's gonna is cause OUGH GURLS OUGHHH MY GURLS #art tag

[brucespringsteencomments]

#bruce springsteen #onionbaron...piss on his grave

[tuff-ponyboy]

adding on to the idea that dal's room at buck's would become an urban legend, I think the same would happen for the park where bob was killed at. the swings go crazy every night just after 2 am......the fountain water supposedly turns to blood every year on the anniversary of bob's death.....parents tell their children to be home for curfew or else an old greaser ghost will get you...

#my paranoid crazy ass most definitely would do this shit #do you guys have any urban legends about your town? the high school here has an underground bunker that kids in the 70s would go down to #and do 'santanic rituals' which sounds like some satanic panic shit but it was real! #there was a book made about it....and then another book made about it... #one kid killed himself and his house burned down but a pic of him survived the fire #his friend was on Main Street and got hit in the head by a car and then another had the same thing happen in Vegas #they all had something happen to the left side of their face. like homeboy shot himself on the left side and they all got hit on the left #his grave at my city cemetery is destroyed :( which is so sad but so fucking creepy #so I'm terrified about this my whole life right? like I can't sleep bc he's gonna get me and then i read the book when I'm 19 and it was #the most edgelord ass shit I have ever read. shit pissed me off cuz everyone in town says how terrifying it is but it wasn't at all #anyway if you have read this far and want the book name it is written by the same author who wrote go ask Alice #the outsiders #the outsiders 1983 #dallas winston #johnny cade #bob sheldon #ponyboy curtis #i just be saying shit #the outsiders headcanons #my headcanons #I guess another legend is how this kid got whacked by his mom in the 80s with a hammer and died but that was very much real and tragic #I just say it's a legend cuz I grew up near the house and had to walk past it every day from school! #my mom was across the street when it happened and she saw the body bag and then my aunt asked my grandparents if they were going to kill #her and her sisters! okay wait fjdjdjdj the mom also had a hit list which was full of people in the ward (church..Mormons live here) #I love that fact tbh like it's so fucking tragic but the fact she had beef with church people and wanted them dead.....Yeah

[dayurno]

have we considered: jean moreau having crushes on both kevin AND thea and being just the worst about it as he passes their notes back and forth anyway. they’re just like Man he’s a little more bitchy than usual. must be riko. meanwhile he’s just mad he has feelings

ANON DO YOU LIVE IN MY WALLS i was just talking about this i think jean and thea having a thinly veiled sexual tension-boosted rivalry is so fucking good. like it starts with this awareness that they're both into kevin and also have a very similar place in the ravens so obviously they're competitive as fuck with each other. and the longer it happens the more it's obvious it's all a very elaborate scheme to avoid admitting they have a Situation going on. i honest to god can see kevin suggesting that jean and thea hook up completely straight-faced and casual and they both are like HOW DARE YOU and SHUT UP KEVIN and YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT but it plants that seed in their head. you understand. its there.

the boy is mine by brady if it ended in a threesome. do you get it.

jean: excuse me can i talk to you for a minute

thea: uh huh sure you know you look kind of familiar

jean: yeah you do too. but i just wanted to know do you know somebody named-? you know his name.

thea: oh yeah definitely i know his name. and i just want to let you know he's mine

(furious making out)

#theyre gonna be so pissed off kevin 'wretched bitch' day was right #i can see them taking it to the grave just to never let kevin know he was right #but theyd want to do it again so probably not. #also i think kevjeanthea is very kevthea like Dated a french boy and broke his heart. this is for (homeland) #YOU KNOW #thea: dated a french boy and broke his heart this is for camaroon #kevin: dated a french boy and broke his heart this is for the indochinese union #YOU KNOW you do know right #get his white ass #asks #kevin #jean #kevjeadora

[bugwat3r]

I know we’re all still fucked up over the ending of season two but like i feel like no one has talked about how Ron and Reagan being together is literally a play on Ronald Reagan and i think it is very funny personally

#inside job #i know that this has been a motif through the entire show #with like rands name being taken from ayn rand and it being reflected in his character #but something about a couple who’s name literally equals RONALD REAGAN #is so fucking funny to me i was in tears when i first realized it #also since it’s on topic don’t forget to piss on ronald reagan’s grave <3 #inside job spoilers

[skinnypaleangryperson]

American culture is a living hell where poor working class wage slaves are forced to become psychotic and insane clinging onto a fictional character to pretend like they have a chance at marriage and kids and a family while the very actors that voice the characters are blaring in their face on a screen with their happy rich lives and happy healthy children that the mentally ill and working class will never have. What a living hell of a dystopia

The worst part is how fake it all is. And me, the poor insane person with nothing but characters, is supposed to be the unhinged and embarrassing one for being black pissed about it.

#my voice actor for my character i pretend to have a happy life with for 5 years jusr showed up on my dads screen #AND HE WAS WITH HIS REAL LIFE HAPPY HEALTHY KIDS ILL NEVER HAVE #he was on the screen of my slave wage office job that made me severely depressed and told me i wasnt worthy of a break #and to think his character is all thative had for years genuinely #people like me dont matter #it is inhuman #but no one cares what eccentric insane people think #believe me i know to the grave and beyond #i feel like getting piss drunk

[iwillfightgodandwin]

Season 3 of OFMD; Stede and Ed get a dog and name it Izzy. He looks like this:

This dog just happens to have Izzy's soul inside of it. Hilarity ensues.

#ofmd 2 #izzy hands #he would piss on his own grave

[bitchfitch]

day 3 of yeehawgust, prompt is wanted poster. I did an entire comic for day 2 so I'm just. Phoning it in for this one.

#yeehawgust #the sheriff knows Whiskey put up the second flier #he also knows that if he does anything about it He Will Go Missing. #Whiskey is... not an easy person to get rid of #Their head got ripped off once in a freak rope based accident. and the poor guy who tried to hide their body got the fright of a life time #when the next day they had apparently dug themselves out of the grave he burries them in and showed up at his door to return the shovel #he forgot there. #and also when there was just 2 of them noe #The head grew a body and the body grew a head and now they're a plural. #so like. The sheriff can Try to get rid of them. It will just piss them off

[egg-emperor]

one of the funniest drastic differences between Boom Eggman and modern Eggman:

Boom just really wants attention and even wants to befriend Sonic and co, while modern Egg hates Sonic's guts with burning intensity, wants him and the others dead and attempts to kill them all the time.

Boom Egg gets sad about not being friends with Sonic and co, meanwhile modern laughs at times Sonic has came closest to death like when he thought he'd killed him in SA2 and Sonic became corrupted and was essentially dead.

there are tons more examples I could use because Boom Egg has a bunch of sentimental and genuine bonding moments with Sonic and co, while modern obviously tries to violently kill them literally all the time. but these are the funniest to put together and are accessible to me rn

#if you're gonna do eggdad to Sonic I'd go with Boom Egg if I were you #modern would piss on his grave #dr. eggman #dr eggman #eggman #dr robotnik #sonic boom #my post #my videos