#pingli

[kostekkk]

I love them so much

That's what happened

#kfp 4 #kung fu panda #mr ping #li shan #liping #kung fu dads #pingli

[cupcakeruth]

Alright now I’m done. Case closed.

<<Previous Video

#kung fu panda #kfp #pingli #Mr ping x li Shan #li shan x Mr ping #my post #video

[howdoyoudothedew]

my brain is full of mr. ping and li after the fourth movie, i am once again asking for prompts because i want to write for them but i have no ideas

#kung fu panda #kfp #mr ping #li shan #mr ping x li shan #li shan x mr ping #pingli #li x mr ping #mr ping x li #anon on

[hotvintagepoll]

Don’t know who to vote for 😞 neither of these men give me a tingly in my pingly 💔

the psychic damage of these finals asks is neverending

#just needed to inflict this on everyone before putting it to bed #asks

[shittysawtraps]

Bonjour, Pingly Doob.

Before you is a chess set, each piece has been replaced by a cracker, cheese square or tiny salami circle. You must win this game, each piece you capture you get to eat. Yes I know, you really hate the freakin cracker cheese salami munchable. But this is part of the punishment. Once you win, the door across from you will open, where Bryan will shoot you repeatedly with a shotgun.

Do a good job Pingly, or you might just become dead.

#shitty saw traps #submission

[video-killed-the-radio--star]

aaaah the spingly spoingly 😍 the skrunkly  double tap if youd mingly the moo 😊 the mingle boingly bingly wingly boo 🥰 wimple dingly pingly piddly pim 🥺

#i am going feral #im insane #i am suffering

[bookofjin]

Administrative geography of Western Han (34,107)

According to Ban Gu's Book of Han.

Sili司隸

Jingzhaoyin京兆尹

Chang'an長安

Xinfeng新豐

Chuansikong船司空

Lantian藍田

Huayin華陰

Zheng鄭

Hu湖

Xiagui下邽

Nanling南陵

Fengming奉明

Baling霸陵

Duling杜陵

Zuopingyi左馮翊

Gaoling高陵,

Yueyang櫟陽

Didao翟道

Chiyang池陽

Xiayang夏陽

Ya衙

Suyi粟邑

Gukou谷口

Lianzhuo蓮勺

Fu鄜

Pinyang頻陽

Linjin臨晉

Zhongquan重泉

Heyang郃陽

Duixu祋祤

Wucheng武城

Chenyang沈陽

Huaide褱德

Cheng徵

Yunling雲陵

Wannian萬年

Changling長陵

Yangling陽陵

Yunyang雲陽

Youfufeng右扶風

Weicheng渭城

Huaili槐里

Hu鄠

Zhouzhi盩厔

Tai斄

Yuyi郁夷

Meiyang美陽

Mei郿

Yong雍

Qi漆

Xunyi栒邑

Yumi隃麋

Chencang陳倉

Duyang杜陽

Haozhi好畤

Guo虢

Anling安陵

Maoling茂陵

Pingling平陵

Wugong武功

Hongnong弘農郡

Hongnong弘農

Lushi盧氏

Shan陝

Yiyang宜陽

Mianchi黽池

Xin'an新安

Luhun陸渾

Hedong河東郡

Anyi安邑

Dayang大陽

Yishi猗氏

Xie解

Pufan蒲反

Heibei河北

Zuoyi左邑

Fenyin汾陰

Wenxi聞喜

Huoze濩澤

Duanshi端氏

Linfen臨汾

Yuan垣

Pishi皮氏

Changxiu長脩

Pingyang平陽

Xiangling襄陵

Zhi彘

Yang楊

Beiqu北屈

Puzi蒲子

Jiang絳

Huzhe狐讘

Qi騏

Henei河內郡

Huai懷

Ji汲

Wude武德

Bo波

Shanyang山陽

Heyang河陽

Zhou州

Gong共

Pinggao平皋

Zhaoge朝歌

Xiuwu脩武

Wen溫

Yewang野王

Huojia獲嘉

Zhi軹

Qinshui沁水

Longlü隆慮

Tangyin蕩陰

Henan河南郡

Luoyang雒陽

Xingyang滎陽

Yanshi偃師

Jing京

Pingyin平陰

Zhongmou中牟

Ping平

Yangwu陽武

Henan河南

Goushi緱氏

Quan卷

Yuanwu原武

Gong鞏

Gucheng穀成

Gushi故市

Mi密

Xincheng新成

Kaifeng開封

Chenggao成皋

Yuanling苑陵

Liang梁

Xinzheng新鄭

Bing 并州

Taiyuan太原郡

Jinyang晉陽

Jiexiu界休

Yuci榆次

Zhongdu中都

Zishi茲氏

Wu鄔

Pingtao平陶

Jingling京陵

Daling大陵

Qi祁

Shang'ai上艾

Yangyi陽邑

Shangdang上黨郡

Changzi長子

Zhunliu屯留

Yuwu余吾

Tongdi銅鞮

Zhan沾

Nieshi涅氏

Xiangyuan襄垣

Huguan壺關

Xuanshi泫氏

Gaodu高都

Lu潞

Yishi陭氏

Yang'e陽阿

Guyuan穀遠

Shang上郡

Dule獨樂

Yangzhou陽周

Pingdu平都

Qianshui淺水

Xiangluo襄洛

Qiyuan漆垣

Sheyan奢延

Diaoyin雕陰

Diaoyindao雕陰道

Dingyang定陽

Gaonu高奴

Xihe西河郡

Zhongyang中陽

Gaolang皋狼

Pingzhou平周

Lin藺

Lishi離石

Xicheng隰成

Tujun土軍

Yinshan陰山

Yan 兗州

Dong東郡

Puyang濮陽

Baima白馬

Nanyan南燕

Chenliu陳留郡

Chenliu陳留

Xiaohuang小黃

Yongqiu雍丘

Suanzao酸棗

Donghun東昏

Waihuang外黃

Fengqiu封丘

Changluo長羅

Weishi尉氏

Changyuan長垣

Pingqiu平丘

Jiyang濟陽

Junyi浚儀

Huaiyang淮陽國

Yangjia陽夏

Fugou扶溝

Yu圉

Yu 豫州

Yingchuan潁川郡

Yangdi陽翟

Changshe長社

Yingyin潁陰

Chonggao崇高

Xu許

Yanling傿陵

Cheng'an成安

Zhouchengxiu周承休

Yangcheng陽城

Lunshi綸氏

Ji冀州

Zhao趙國

Handan邯鄲

Yiyang易陽

Bairen柏人

Xiangguo襄國

Guangping廣平國

Guangping廣平

Zhang張

Zhaoping朝平

Nanhe南和

Lieren列人

Chizhang斥章

Ren任

Quliang曲梁

Guangxiang廣鄉

Pingxiang平鄉

Guangnian廣年

Zhending真定國

Gaocheng稿城

Wei魏郡

Ye鄴

Chiqiu斥丘

Sha沙

Neihuang內黃

Fanyang繁陽

Liangqi梁期

Liyang黎陽

Jifei即裴

Wushi武始

Hanhui邯會

Hangou邯溝

Wu'an武安

Julu鉅鹿郡

Julu鉅鹿

Guang'e廣阿

Xiangshi象氏

Yingtao廮陶

Songzi宋子

Yangshi楊氏

Jingwu敬武

Baixiang柏鄉

Changshan常山郡

Yuanshi元氏

Shiyi石邑

Fangzi房子

Zhongqiu中丘

Fengsi封斯

Guan關

Pingji平棘

Hao鄗

Liang涼州

Wudu武都郡

Gudao故道

Anding安定郡

Gaoping高平

Fulei復累

Anbei安俾

Fuyi撫夷

Zhaonuo朝那

Jingyang涇陽

Linjing臨涇

Lu鹵

Wuzhi烏氏

Yinmi陰密

Anding安定

Canluan參䜌

Sanshui三水

Yinpan陰槃

Anwu安武

Julei祖厲

Yuande爰得

Xunjun眴卷

Pengyang彭陽

Chunyin鶉陰

Yuezhidao月氏道

Anding安定郡

Fuyi撫夷

Linjing臨涇

Yinmi陰密

Anding安定

Canluan參䜌

Yinpan陰槃

Anwu安武

Yuande爰得

Pengyang彭陽

Beidi北地郡

Maling馬領

Zhilu直路

Xuyan昫衍

Fangqu方渠

Chungu鶉孤

Guide歸德

Lüepandao略畔道

Niyang泥陽

Yuzhi郁郅

Yiqudao義渠道

Yiju弋居

Dayao大𦥼

Not located

Taiyuan太原郡

Yuli于離

Guangping廣平國

Pingli平利

Yangtai陽臺

Chengxiang城鄉

Julu鉅鹿郡

Wutao武陶

Changshan常山郡

Pingtai平臺

Duxiang都鄉

Beidi北地郡

Chudao除道

Wujie五街

Huihuo回獲

County locations and ancient rivers, lakes, and shorelines from The Historical Atlas of China.

I have intentionally stuck to the Hanshu where it differs from the Historical Atlas.

#western han

[aicannabis]

タイトルに惑わされる

邦題「ネクロメンティア Necromentia」というスリラー映画があります。

Necroとか付いてるのでなんとなくホラーであることは察せます。まあ多少見た目がエグいのあるよ、と���える効果は抜群ですが、そこにとらわれるとわけがわからなくなる映画です。

もともとの邦題は「レイザー」のようです。 (「SAWレイザー」という邦題だったこともあるそうです→ Filmarks）

この宣伝から察するに「SAW」や「ヘルレイザー」のファンなら飛びつくだろうと日本では想定されていたのでしょう。

「ヘンタイだよ〜〜エグいよ〜」みたいな？

※一旦「ネクロメンティア Necromentia」の話は引っ込めます※

私は「ヘルレイザー」を一度だけ観たことがあります。

『ピンヘッドの見た目がなんかかっこいい、ジョジョっぽいｗｗｗ』

でもいくら好きだった男（フランク）だと雖もジュリアが見た目のエグい生き返ったフランクに心酔することに嫌悪感が出てしまい続編は一切見ていません( -᷄ω-᷅ )

ヘルレイザーのネタバレはここが詳しく書いてあります。

※「ネクロメンティア Necromentia」の話に戻ります※

まあそんな私が観ているので「ネクロメンティア Necromentia」はヘルレイザーぽさは無いはずです。強いて言うなら「あの世」＝「地獄」なところか・・・んなこと言ったら、どんな映画でも当てはまるわ！！！！！ヘルレイザーぽさは無い！！！無いよ！！！

それより「悪魔っぽい世界観」と思い込むと途中わけが分からなくなります。

そう！初めてみたときの私がそれ！！！！（分からなかったので2回観てる）

惑わされず、セリフ通りに受け止めればいい。

簡単に言うと未来から始まって過去に行く流れです。

だから「はっ？モービウスって誰よ？今さらっと言ったけど誰よっ？もしかして悪魔かなんか・・・」と誤解しました。私は・・・。

とにかく「誰？」と思っても名前はとりあえず記憶しておかないと、うまく時系列が把握できなくなります。

悪魔っぽい者どもは出てきます。でもオカルトな知識がないととても解明できない存在ではなく、『OKOKOK！！！お前悪魔なんだな？ハイハイ』と思って観ればいいです！（とりあえず「悪魔」）

未来から過去へ一本に繋がります。

最初は「愛するエリザベスを亡くした冴えない男（ヘイブン）が愛するゆえにエリザベスの遺体を手放せない哀れなやつ」かと思いきや・・・

悪役に見えた人たちの過去が見えてくるにつれ、印象が変わっていきます。

みんな可哀想・・・

障害をもった弟（トーマス）の介護費がままならず、やばい職業をするトラヴィスは心が弱くて（弱って？）おクスリに頼って、「飛ぶ」たびに悪魔に会う。

しかしその悪魔も後半に進むにつれ「おまえ！もとニンゲンか！」と気づくし、トーマスは自殺願望強くてミスタースキニーという豚を幻想してるし・・・ここから先は見てのお楽しみとしておきましょう。

この作品の監督Pearry Reginald Teo Zhang Pingliさんは2023/3/9に亡くなったそうです・・・

US-based S'porean director Pearry Reginald Teo dies aged 44

もう監督作品は観れないのかあ。残念。

予告はこれ。

アマプラで見放題になってます。

#ホラー映画 #スリラー映画 #ホラー #スリラー #映画 #映画感想

[pkstarstruck]

she cringly on my wingly til i tingly pingly ??????

#big if true

[hindimaster]

Amit Shah Launch Har Ghar Tiranga Campaign, Know About Pingli Vankiya

Amit Shah Launch Har Ghar Tiranga Campaign, Know About Pingli Vankiya

Azadi Amrit Mahotsav: आजादी के अमृत महोत्सव (Azadi Amrit Mahotsav) अभियान के तहत गृह मंत्री अमित शाह (Amit Shah) मुख्य गेस्ट के तौर पर संस्कृति मंत्रालय द्वारा आयोजित तिरंगा उत्सव (Tiranga Utsav)  में आज पहुंचेंगे. वह ‘हर घर तिरंगा’ अभियान का वीडियो और थीम सॉन्ग लॉन्च करेंगे. तिरंगा उत्सव पिंगली वेंकैया की 146वीं जयंती के अवसर पर बनाया जा रहा है. उनकी याद में समारक डाक टिकट भी जारी किया…

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[kostekkk]

Whatever happened to Mr. Ping's iconic noodle bowl hat in KFP 4?

Hehe

Bonus!

(Po helped his dad to pick out a gift hehe)

#kfp 4 #kfp #kung fu panda #li shan #mr ping #pingli #kung fu dads

[cupcakeruth]

(These videos are not originally mine. I can’t remember which user I found them from, but I have kept them…)

It’s not crazy to assume Mr. Ping and Li had a situationship because in a post-3rd movie series: Paws of Destiny, they were, uh, heavily implied.

Next Video>>

#let this be known to all kung fu panda fans #I’m not crazy for drawing the ship ok #kung fu panda #kfp #Mr ping #li Shan #Mr ping x li Shan #li Shan x Mr ping #pingli #video #my post #Kung fu panda 3 #kfp 3 #kfp 4 #Kung fu panda 4

[howdoyoudothedew]

someone prompt me for mr. ping/li. i wanna write po's dads but have no ideas <3

#kung fu panda #kfp #mr ping x li shan #pingli #mr ping #li shan #li x mr. ping

[vinodtawde]

Tricolor is our source of strength, unity and inspiration. Tribute to the great Pingli Venkaiya ji, the symbol of the country's pride and pride till the beginning. Let's all celebrate the Amrit Mahotsav of Independence and put tricolor on our social media profile picture on the call of Prime Minister Narendra Modi ji. @AmitShah @narendramodi @BJP4India #HarGharTiranga #azadikaamritmahotsav

[dogalolmakzorunda]

Silver

Yüksek kaliteli, düşük pingli, yüksek korumalı ve yüksek performanslı Rust Server Kirala hizmeti sayesinde arkadaşlarınız ve topluluğunuz için en korunaklı ve kaliteli serverları kiralayabilirsiniz. Ucuz server paketlerinden size en uygun olanlarını seçip oyun heyecanını kesintisiz bir şekilde sonuna kadar yaşayabilirsiniz. Son model ve son teknoloji işlemci ve ramlerle birlikte kasma, donma ve ping sorunları olmadan doyasıya eğlenmek herkesin hakkı. Kendinize uygun paketi bulamasanız bile hayallerinizdeki sunucuyu sizin için birlikte tasarlıyor ve kullanıma açıyoruz. Sorunsuz hizmet ve anında teslimatla güvenli alışverişin keyfini çıkarın.

[besanii]

double happiness at your door

Part 18 [end] | previous chapters linked on sidebar!

The initial plan was for Qing Qiu to send a retinue, personally led by Wei Wuxian, to pick up Lan Wangji and the rest of the bridal procession from the Nine Heavens. No expenses were to be spared—both Wei Wuxian and Nie Huaisang had had a lot of fun (perhaps a little too much fun) designing the bridal palaquin that would transport Lan Wangji from his quarters at the Palace of Enlightenment to his new home with Wei Wuxian in the Fox Den of Qing Qiu, and they had certainly not skimped out on the wedding gifts either—and for a while everyone had been happy. Except then Lan Qiren had gotten hold of the palanquin designs and thrown a fit, deeming it unsuitably gaudy and ostentatious for an esteemed member of the Nine Heavens Imperial Family.

Which, okay fair. Maybe having a pair of Bi Yi Niao drawing the palanquin had been a bit much. But still! That doesn’t mean Lan Qiren gets to cancel the bridal procession altogether!

So they had to compromise. They’ll keep the bridal procession and the palanquin if they do away with the bridal veil and the Bi Yi Niao. Which leaves him here, outside the Palace of Enlightenment with Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang at his side, facing off with Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue.

“Uh, so how does this work, exactly?” Wei Wuxian mutters under his breath, nudging Nie Huaisang with an elbow.

“They’re supposed to give you a challenge!” Nie Huaisang says, fluttering his fan excitedly in front of his face. “Something to prove your love and devotion!”

My what now?

He turns to the two imposing figures in the doorway and gulps.

“Taizi-dianxia, Chifeng-zun,” he laughs weakly. “Have you eaten yet? We’ve brought...cakes! And pastries! Please, have your fill!”

Lan Xichen smiles.

“Thank you for the kind offer, Xiao-dianxia,” he says, “but we have already eaten. Why don’t we focus on the task at hand, hmm?”

There’s a vaguely threatening twinkle in his eye that sends chills down Wei Wuxian’s spine and himself almost crashing into Jiang Cheng on his other side. 

“What does Taizi-dianxia propose then?” Jiang Cheng asks, drawing himself up to his full height. It’s an admirable attempt at making himself appear more threatening, but he’s up against Nie Mingjue and Lan Xichen, which pretty much speaks for its effectiveness (or lack thereof).

Well, at least he tried. Wei Wuxian can give him that.

“Mingjue-xiong, what was the purpose of this exercise again?” Lan Xichen asks, voice light and airy. “To prove Xiao-dianxia’s love and devotion for Wangji, was it?”

The grin Nie Mingjue gives them is anything but light and airy. Nie Huaisang audibly gulps.

“I know just the thing.” He stretches out a hand and summons Baxia into his grasp. It glints menacingly in the sunlight. “How about a duel? If you defeat me, you may pass.”

“Is that a good idea, Da-ge?” Nie Huaisang pipes up from where he’s half-hiding behind Wei Wuxian. “We don’t want to hurt Wei-xiong before he’s had a chance to perform his duties!”

Wei Wuxian chokes and turns red immediately—Nie Huaisang is so dead. He’s going to kill him. How can he say something like that in front of the Crown Prince? Lan Wangji’s brother? Does he want to get him killed? He still hasn’t seen Lan Wangji in his wedding robes! 

“Nie-xiong!” he hisses. To Nie Mingjue, he offers a deep bow. “Chifeng-zun, please spare your junior on his wedding day. How could I possibly hope to defeat you in combat?”

“Oh?” Nie Mingjue smirks. “Do you not want to be married then?”

“Chifeng-zun!” Wei Wuxian heaves an incredibly put-upon sigh. “Then you leave me no choice. Luckily, in situations like this, I can call upon my trusty brother to fight in my stead!”

He slings an arm around Jiang Cheng’s shoulders and shoves him forward with an encouraging shout, grinning wickedly at the abject terror on his face as he comes nose-to-chest with Nie Mingjue. Still, he grits his teeth and squares his shoulders and actually looks like he’s going to fight so Wei Wuxian has got to hand it to him—what a good brother! He’ll never compare him to a pufferfish again!

The moment is interrupted by Lan Xichen clearing his throat.

“While that’s all well and good,” he says mildly. “I think Wangji would prefer it if we didn’t destroy his courtyard, or injure his husband before the wedding. Why don’t we do something else?”

He swears he hears Nie Mingjue blow a raspberry. A very tiny, petulant one out of the corner of his mouth. But definitely a raspberry. But Lan Xichen appears not to have seen it, or at least pretends not to, as he waves his arm and a table appears in front of them with a blank scroll and a set of inks and brushes.

“Xiao-dianxia, if you will.” He motions for Wei Wuxian to take a seat. “I have a very simple task for you. Please write down all three thousand of the Lan family rules within the span of one joss stick.”

What?

“What?” he says aloud, dumbfounded. “All of them?”

Lan Xichen raises an eyebrow.

“You were gifted with a copy of them when you first arrived at the Nine Heavens,” he reminds him. “And again when we first sent pingli to your chambers at the beginning of this engagement. I trust you would have read them in preparation for your marriage. After all, these rules are very important to Wangji.”

He tops it all off with a beatific smile that has Wei Wuxian breaking out in a cold sweat. Okay, so he has read all three thousand rules before. Once. Sort of. Okay so maybe he’s skimmed them a bit. But to ask him to write them all down from memory just isn’t fair! He’s not even the one marrying into the Lan family! If anything, Lan Wangji should be the one to copy out Qing Qiu’s rules!

He forces a smile and picks up the brush.

“Of course,” he lies. “Of course I did.”

He’s about half a joss stick in when an idea strikes him and he scraps the page he’s been working on—he hears Nie Huaisang and Jiang Cheng groan and complain loudly and ignores them in favour of smoothing out a fresh piece of paper and setting brush to paper with gusto. They want him to demonstrate his knowledge of the Lan family rules? Well, he’ll give them one better.

He lifts the brush from the paper with a final flourish just as the last part of the joss stick crumbles away into dust. A splatter of ink gets onto Jiang Cheng’s robes, but he’s too busy setting aside the brush and picking up his masterpiece to acknowledge his angry muttering. He offers it to Lan Xichen with a bow.

“Taizi-dianxia,” he says. “For your inspection.”

Lan Xichen’s face softens as he takes in what Wei Wuxian has given him.

“Xiao-dianxia…”

It’s a picture of Lan Wangji sitting under the shade of a peach blossom tree, playing the guqin, from the first time he’d visited the Nine Heavens. He remembers climbing over the wall to escape his etiquette lessons and stumbling into the Palace of Enlightenment completely by accident while Lan Wangji had been practising. He remembers how the sunlight had shone through the branches of the tree just so to bathe him in an ethereal glow—if they had not been already immortal, Wei Wuxian could have sworn he was a fairy descended to earth—and the way his breath had caught in his throat at the sight. 

It was the first time he remembers really seeing Lan Wangji.

Nie Huaisang is smiling behind his fan while admiring the portrait, and even Nie Mingjue looks grudgingly impressed by his work. Jiang Cheng folds his arms over his chest and scoffs, but he too has a pleased little quirk at the corner of his mouth.

“Well,” Lan Xichen says finally, lowering the portrait. “I believe you’ve quite surpassed the task we set for you, Xiao-dianxia. Here is your reward.”

He steps aside.

Lan Wangji is standing at the door to the main chambers on the other side of the courtyard, dressed in layers of red and gold silk fitted to perfection around his broad frame. Even the customary silver pins in his hair have been replaced by a single one made of gold, fashioned into the shape of a dragon and slotted through a guan of flowing golden clouds. His honey-gold eyes are wide and stunned, his mouth falling open just a sliver as he looks Wei Wuxian up and down.

“Wei Ying,” he breathes. Wei Wuxian flushes, his insides squirming in pleasure under his scrutiny.

And oh. 

Oh.

Wei Wuxian presses a hand over his pounding heart in realisation.

“Lan Zhan,” he says, unable to stop the smile breaking out over his face. “I’m here!”

Lan Wangji hums, his eyes soft. 

“Yes,” he agrees. “You are.”

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Aaaaaaand that’s a wrap on the main fic, folks! The next part after this is the wedding night, which I’ve already written and can be found in the master post. Everything written after this will be purely extras :)

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