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My cat was bothering me so I grabbed her and started aggressively petting her (as you do), and when I started to baby-talk her, you know in that way where you aren’t really conscious of what you’re saying, my brain somehow conjured the phrase ‘cuddle-pilled hug-maxed’.
I have unintentionally cursed myself. It just jumps into my head every single time I set eyes on my cat, like a fucking weather effect at the beginning of a Pokémon battle.
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swagrum76 · 2 months
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stonerzelda · 4 months
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Wait a minute. Is morshu steve buscemi in reservoir dogs
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weedpicnic · 4 months
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this blog is so hilarious the things I posted as a teenager why was I trigger warning my text posts as just general “negative” that’s so fuckin funny
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moss-flesh · 1 year
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i will never not absolutely lose it when i hear/read the line
“if i loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more.”
JANE AUSTEN YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
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spikygall · 4 months
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DOTA 2 Grinch emot ACHEIVED life COMPLETE
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deathgripslingerie · 1 year
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getting this tatted on my ass 
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blueaubrey · 7 months
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First time posting my knitting to tumblr. Look at my Bug Son
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accidentalkilljoys · 2 months
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What order do you take pills in?
A followup post, because this has been fascinating!
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teaboot · 3 months
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On of the less intuitive things about love, I've found, of any kind, is the importance of needing things.
I didn't realize it until recently, but I've always seen love as something requiring sacrifice, selflessness, patience, and generosity- to ask for nothing is to be the best person I can be, small and quiet and never in the way, always happy and helpful, self-sufficient and present when desired.
It's only as an adult, now, that I'm beginning to see the selfishness of wanting nothing.
I cut my friend's hair in my kitchen the other day. They wanted a trim and I had the skills, so I offered, and was genuinely excited when they stopped hesitating over "bothering me" and took me up on it. It was a peaceful afternoon, and we had tea and chatted for an hour or more.
My brother and I shared popcorn at the movies a while ago. When I came time to pay, I pulled my card out like a wild western sheriff and slapped it on the machine before he could fight me for it first. The satisfaction was delightful.
Someone called me crying on the phone the other day. Kept apologizing for disturbing me at work, talking about how they were bothering me on my lunch break. I was telling the truth when I told them that really, I was flattered and honored and relieved, knowing that if they were hurting I would know, that I didn't have to worry in silence. It felt good to hear them slowly come down, and to know that they knew it would be better soon, and to hear them laugh wetly on the other end. We're getting together for a visit next week.
It's hard to need things, if you've trained yourself not to. It's hard to want things, when you don't know how to want anymore. Trusting people is difficult, and so is relying on them, but I don't know where I'd be without the people who rely on me.
I've heard a lot of people say, "Nobody will love you unless you love yourself". I've had a lot of thoughts about it. It's not right, but it's not wrong, either, I think.
"Nobody will love you unless you love yourself"... I've always taken that to mean, "You will not be lovable until you develop a positive view of yourself as a person".
Now, I think it's sort of inside-out.
"Nobody will love you unless you love yourself"... because nobody can show their love to you in a way that you can accept until you treat yourself kindly, and learn what you need, and what you want, and how to ask for it, and then give that vulnerability away.
Love, for me, is someone I ask for a ride to the airport. Whether they end up doing this or not is irrelevant.
It's not needy, or selfish, or taking up energy. It's giving the gift of being wanted, and needed, and thought of. It's giving someone the security of being part of someone's life.
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duckduckjedi · 9 days
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I'm a JoCo pilled alpha.
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darkwood-sleddog · 10 months
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Because @staff is too cowardly…
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passionpeachy · 2 months
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A rhino beetle walking her pet rollie pollie 🎀
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ouijabakeoven · 3 months
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I'm so quaker pilled. Absolutely horse maxing.
*ate oatmeal 2 days in a row
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damn-i-love-frogs · 3 months
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I'm such a bake pilled cookiecel
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beemovieerotica · 11 months
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this is why I keep my DMs open
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