just. . . thinking about how no one thinks of svarog as a person, aside from clara.
none of the common undergrounders do; to them, he's just an out-of-control robot that seized control of their major geomarrow mine.
wildfire doesn't; seele / oleg described svarog as a cold, unfeeling robot. natasha, leader of wildfire and the Empathetic Healer character, was going to fire her gun directly in his face before clara stepped in. they had him on the ground and incapaciatated, having proved their strength to him to gain access to his knowledge of the stellaron, and they were still going to kill him.
hell, even the astral express trio were going to smash him open and remove his data bank. and they're at least familiar with the idea of sentient robots (e.g. screwllum). and they didn't intervene, because svarog was a robot and not a person.
it's just. gyaaaah. svarog is a robot with emotions and no one thinks of him like one.
he adopted clara. his mission is to preserve the underworld and the lives in it. he takes in the vagrants because they had no where else to go.
and everyone still thinks he's an emotionless robot?
this isn't like a criticism its just a statement but how do people talk so much about.......Nothing in particular......it actually seems like such a skill to me. because i feel like an automated robot who is just trying to get to the point of the conversation (at least with co workers and aquaintances) like. im perfectly friendly and nice but i just don't know how people dilly dally and converse in circles and just speak so much about so little. i don't know what to say!! i didn't even know there was anything more TO say!!
gripping the fucking sink. superpowers in worm as visceral hyper-literal depictions of trauma & traumatized behavior patterns + taylor’s power as the ability to micromanage, to hyper-vigilantly monitor & control all aspects of a situation better than everyone else, to justify her atlas complex by demonstrating that she really is the only one who can carry the weight + khepri as the natural conclusion of that, as a very literal depiction of her losing herself to carry the world on her back, as devastating apotheosis to a shattered godhood fueled by her terrifyingly selfless & ruthless core + the epilogue as “okay, so you’ve fully given into yourself, you’ve flung yourself head-first into the awful, inevitable, glorious conclusion of all the ways you are hurt, and you realized it wasn’t really worth it, and you have lost yourself and died and been reborn--so What Do You Do Now?”
From the 2016 run where Slade is truly a ✨strong female character✨, by (somewhat) popular demand
Category 1: Cover them up, slut
Category 2: Slade the normal sex haver
Here we have respectively: foreplay is your wife putting you in a chokehold, sleeping with his son’s fiance a week before the wedding, and sleeping with his crazy ex who is lying about her kid being his
Category 3: Walking around ass-out is a normal father-daughter activity
Category 4: Killed people and looked good doing it
Category 5: Got his ass kicked and also looked good doing it (hilariously there are way more of these)
Category 6: Ikon suit hot
Category 7: Classic suit crotch shots (you can tell they wanted to draw the bulge, but the rating wasn’t high enough to make it obvious)
Category 8: I’m calling this one “Miami Vice”
And a few bonuses:
Sleeping with all the grace of a toddler who’s just moved out of a crib
Hellooooo nurse
And last, but absolutely not least, this classic tits & ass coverpose
A true cover girl. I thank these artists for their service
This has been ✨Deathstroke thirst trap panels.✨ Thank you for joining me on this journey and helping me objectify (1) awful horrible old man.
Okay so realistically speaking, giving birth is an excruciating, painful nightmare, and from the few Crocodad fics I've seen most people seem to prefer to write realistic pregnancy and make Luffy's birth a (physically) painful thing. Because it makes sense, it might be more relatable for some writers that way etc, and that's perfectly fine (like genuinely, it's not an issue at all, this is not a critique or a complaint)
God I don't know how to make this segue- Have any of you watched Ore Monogatari!! (My Love Story)? It's a great early 2010s romantic comedy series, funny as hell, super cute and sweet, would reccomend, but that aside. During the series the protagonist Takeo's mother gets pregnant and she ends up giving birth to Takeo's baby sister. And it's that scene, where Takeo's baby sister is born, that I keep on thinking back to whenever I wonder how Luffy's birth might've gone.
Takeo and his mother alike are Sturdy Motherfuckers. Like absolute gigachads, borderline superhuman, it's great and it's funny as hell. And because of that near superhuman nature...
Takeo's mother goes to give birth at 4:15 pm. And she has finished giving birth at 4:16 pm. One fucking minute is what it took for this woman to bring a child into this world. An absolute legend
The screencaps do not do justice to how fucking funny this is in the actual episode
And so like
Like we know Crocodile's been through absolute hell, being an amputee and all. And as Domino told us at the entrance of Impel Down, we also know the man did not even flinch when forced into Impel Down's traditional 200 Celsius cleansing bath (or 392F)
So Crocodile has better pain tolerance than the average person. Like, you might have to put in a bit of effort to cause him actually hurt. So if giving birth to Luffy was an absolute cakewalk for Crocodile, not only would it make perfect sense in-universe and be completely in-character for him, but also
You mentioned that you like people sharing blurbs so I thought I’d share one!
In Sagau I imagined the statues of the creator to have an aura around it. Like it changes depending on their mood. so sometimes people will visit the statues to feel closer to the creator or to talk to the statue. It would be customary to visit the statues when one is really happy to share their happiness with the creator. Which would cause little bursts of happiness within the creators everyday life.
I just thought it was a sweet headcanon to share! I hope you have a good day!
AHH this got buried in my asks :'(
GOD UR SO SWEET IM SO SORRY I DIDNT SEE THIS FUCK ME-
This gif is what it feels like when ppl send me little snippets or blurbs fr:
Just 😭😭😫😫😫🤲💌💌💝❤️🔥💖💔💕💗💝💘💓💞💗✨️
Thank you so saying that about my writing 🥺<333
this is actualy the best headcanon, i love worldbuilding stuff like this, like reader having statues/how ppl treat them/emotive statues like?? genius??
idk if yall are into the ship, but the worldbuilding in this zhongli/childe fic goes so hard, and this kinda reminded me of how the author descibed genuine/"filling" offerings to the gods being like, less of a business transaction and more of a, "i got so happy seeing all the flowers i handmade a flower crown just to share it with you!" and THATS what you give a god to give them a satisfying meal
EDIT 4/10/24: SORRY I FORGOT TO PUT FIC NAME AND LINK HERE YA GO <3
anyone that being all said i like to take ur headcanon in that way, where ppl make a song or something w/lots of emotion (usually positive) and send it ur way as an offering <3
THANK U AND SORRY AGAIN FOR NEVER REPLYING,
Safe Travels Pebbles,
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TINY POST BUT PLS FEAST UR EYES UPON THEIR CUTE HEADCANON BELOVEDS <33
this big boy loves to help you i can't even with this-
this man reads signals like a colorblind dog at a traffic light
and a BONUS STEVE
because you're eddie's princess but you're steve's baby
HUGE MASSIVE THANK YOU TO @munsonmecrazy FOR SUGGESTING THESE i just couldn't resist they were so good i just picked my favorites 💗 I HOPE YOU LIKE THESE 💗💗💗💗