"Talk to me, girlfriend. What's the hot new goss?"
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sometimes when I play valo I see a silly thing and I am reminded that actually the world is set in a like incredible last-stage capitalism where a single company has a chokehold on nearly every industry because of them providing energy.
the thing in question is the cafe near a-site on split which is called Kingdom coffee, and its first menu item is kcoffee and I MUST know how many other things kingdom is involved in.
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Can you do a little something about post show Vienna when Harry got hit in the eye again 😔
I can but it'll be hard to hold Y/N back bc if it was me... I'd be fighting someone in that crowd
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster
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every genius who thinks mandatory two-factor authentication is a good idea should be forced to do tech support for a public library that serves a lot of elderly poor people
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I love ending e-mails with "thank you in advance". Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn't think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.
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my dog in pokemon mystery dungeon
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Checking the bus schedules constantly on your phone won't make the bus arrive any faster, but it will make the wait a little more tolerable.
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