#phancy ramblings

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so you're a guy                  Like it rough rough guy jeess t can't get eè ͞nou̕h guy

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i'm the   2guy,                                                                                        🅱️ eans  

#shitpost #phancy ramblings #bad guy #billie eyelash #billie ellish lyrics #billieellishedit #puff guy #jump in the caac #lyrics

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petition to make this decade the vibing 20s?

but like actually though?? like this decade we live for ourselves, do impulsive things because fuck it, we're all going to die, may as well have fun?

vibing fashion?? chunky sweaters, mom jeans, off-brand sneakers, comfy layers, minimalistic rings and earrings, headphones you draw on yourself?

soft makeup??? light blush on the cheeks, highlight, flicked-down eyeliner and lipgloss?

vibing music????? cavetown, story untold, girl in red, the neighbourhood?

just,,,vibing 20s. please

#decade #phancy ramblings #textpost #roaring 20s #roaring twenties #vibing twenties #vibing 20s #2020 #fashion #trend

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im cleaning my room for the first time in like 5 years (im a mess get over it) and i figured out why it smelt weird!

THEE WAS FUCKING SPOILED COFFEE WITH C R E A M SITTING ON MY DESK THAT I FORGOT ABOUT FOR LIKE A YEAR

we love fuckin,,executive dysfunction

#phancy ramblings #gOD IM A M E S S #kill me now #wish me luck babey!!

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list of canadian animals that i feel like you could totally find in australia and nobody would think its weird

moose: basically horses but 20x more dangerous (head spikes), also have a bad temper. they  can fight off wolves so you bet your ass they can fight a dingo. only reason they might not is bc they’re called swamp donkeys and idk if theres swamps in australia

bobcat: okay im forgoing the fact that we have fucking lions in canada and giving you guys bobcats bc theyre like lynxes but all-terrain kinda. they dont give a singular fuck abt whats going on and even though theyre like the size of a housecat you see one outside your door when youre getting home from a drive you wait in the damn car and hope the cat doesnt strike you down with the wraith of parents who just saw your 49% average report card

black widow: you guys already have all the poisonous spiders n shit take another youll like her shes quiet

wolverines: like a cross between the honey badger and the tasmanian devil with a little bit of opossum thrown in. theyre deceptively fluffy but do not pet although i guess australians shouldnt have a problem with that. we named a superhero after them bc they shouldnt be fucked with

puffins: alright here’s an easy one for you puffins are basically warmer penguins they vibe and also have sick striped beaks

beavers: okay maybe another easy one but beavers can actually be really aggressive and with those teeth that is not something that you want to be bitten by. basically a smaller capybara but can live in the water and also teeth

bighorn sheep: sheep with big horns. they will fuck you up if given the chance. considering they live on mountains you might not want to let them

army worms: these little fuckers kill people every year but its not because theyre poisonous. nonono every 7 years they get together and fucking s w a r m the roads and walkways. once you squish them they turn bright fucking neon green and become slippery as hell, so if youve got a roadway full of them you might get a death to the worm army this year. people regularly join together on sidewalks to crush these fuckers and its one of the only bugs we actually do this to (minus the next thing on the list). you can also tell how evil they are bc they have tiny skulls all along their backs

pine beetles: HOO BOY I MADE THIS E N T I R E LIST BECAUSE OF THESE FUCKERS WHO DESERVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN H E L L . ACTUALLY FUCK IT THESE GUYS A R E THE LAST CIRCLE OF HELL. HUGE ASS FUCKING BEETLES WITH GIANT ANTENNA WHO W I L L GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO BITE YOU. IF ONES STUCK IN YOUR SHIRT YOULL HEAR IT LET OUT AN EARPIERCING SCREAM ONLY RIVALED BY THE DEATH OF GOD ITSELF BEFORE LATCHING ONTO AND INTO YOUR SKIN WITH GIANT F U C K I N G MANDIBLES AND NOT LETTING GO UNTIL ITS DEAD BECAUSE FUCK YOU, FUCK IT, FUCK EVERYTHING ITS HERE TO CAUSE YOU PAIN. worse than wasps, worse than stepping in a puddle with a sock on, 0/10, please fucking take them australia we Do Not need them

#phancy ramblings #australia #canada #list #is that a tag? #fuck it it is now #animals #wildlife #bugs

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literally no one:

my computer at 5am: oh you like MUSIC, do you bitchboy?? you like fucking s o n g s ? absolutely fucking disgusting.

me, with auditory hallucinations: when did they add jubyphonic to the sirens and screaming

#phancy ramblings #shitpost #jubyphonic #music #songs #5am

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why is my forbidden breadsticks post flagged >:( i thought the porn purge had been fixed and wouldnt attack bread

#phancy ramblings #april fools #april fools? #tumblr is fucked up

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concept: a goldfish carton with more goldfish cartons inside of it

#phancy ramblings #shitpost #goldfish #food

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[edit april 1st 2020] holy fuck i took this my freshman year of highschool and never posted it but uhh

basically my school makes. really good garlic bread and u h h

i may have stolen

about 6 sticks (i ate two before i took the pictures bc im a fat bitch okay)

#phancy ramblings #bread #breadsticks #breadstick #food #garlic bread #i have to go right now immediately #i have to leave right now immediately

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PSA: Bob Dylan by FOB is a new gay anthem you can't change my mind

#fob #fall out boy #believers never die vol. 2 #believers never die #bob dylan #song #phancy ramblings #gay #lgbt+ #pride #gay anthem

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i’m still trying to teach myself that it’s okay to not be happy all the time and sometimes it’s really hard like on days like today but it’s important to know that i’ve made it so much further than i ever thought i would and that 12-year-old me who tried to sleep forever would be so proud even if no one else is.

#phancy ramblings #might delete later

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since we're going back to 2012 on tumblr now

h-hewwo? owo h-how awe awl of you \>w</

my true form is coming back XDDDD i cant uwu wait until all the posts look like this nyaaa~~~

#2012 #new blue #old blue #tumblr #discorse #XD #rawr xd #kill me now #uwu #owo #phancy ramblings #lemon

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alright you mad lads it's time for a personal care thing that's probably pretty different from the normal ones you'd see

so i've been struggling with depression and anxiety for a while and get things like executive dysfunction and insomnia because of them. and, hell, i probably have even more things wrong with me too. my therapist is like 87% sure i have either ADD or ADHD, and there's probably a bunch more undiagnosed things too

so basically i can be really impulsive and childish sometimes, then slingshot to being way too mature for my age and suddenly not understanding social cues whatsoever and missing vocal and body language. so sometimes it's really hard for me to figure out how i can get out of a rut that i'm in.

but!!! i have things!! so uhhhh gear up for my little post abt things i do/have done that make me a little happier or feel a little better

-i buy stupid things that make me happy

they're never super expensive because i'm not rich whatsoever but they're just little and fun and stupid and i like them. prime examples of this are:

-a really soft stuffed rabbit from walgreens

-a light-up dragon skull that can hold things

-a fake succulent in a whale with a broken tail

-a tiny piñata

-paper fan things that match my room

-a cape

-small routines

i hate routines. i hate doing the exact same thing every. single. day. but little small routines??? love them. 10/10. so a few little things i do most, if not every day:

-tea before bed!! god i'm like addicted to tea it's so good and warm and hhhhhhhhhhh o t l e a f j u i c e

-every morning i give myself 30 minutes before school starts to relax for a bit so i'll get at least a little free time

-scrolling mindlessly through tumblr can actually be really theraputic at times tbh. i do this when waking up and before going to sleep, normally.

-hygiene

oh god. yeah, i know, i know. i struggle with my hygiene so much, especially because of the executive dysfunction. as i'm typing this, i actually don't remember the last time i brushed my teeth because i just,,,,,couldn't make myself??? showering and doing laundry can be really hard too, so a couple things i do in the meantime are:

-use Febreeze (or another similar product). dirty clothes smell. trash smells. if you can't bring yourself to clean it up, at least make your room smell better.

-open windows! letting rooms air out can actually make you feel a lot better. airflow is underrated kids

-play your music out loud!! don't exist in a cave of darkness all day!! if you can't get outside to talk to people and be in the sun, pull up your blinds and dance around or listen to music or talk online!! don't isolate!!!!

-dry shampoo is my s a v i o u r . it's not a perfect fix, by any means, but is infinitely better than dripping grease all day. if you use it too many days in a row, it will slowly start to lose it's ability to clean really well, and can make an itchy layer on your scalp, so it's not ideal, but better than nothing. i use the Batiste coconut one :)

-gum can be really good just to get some plaque off your teeth. it's by no means the best (brushing with toothpaste is, obviously), but if you can't get up, chew some gum! it can also get rid of morning breath

-dedicate one corner to chaos. back home, we've got 'the corner of doom', where we just throw things when we can't be bothered or aren't able to put something away. having one spot to throw your things is better than leaving them lying around everywhere.

so uhh yea these are my tips,,,,,,anyways some of them might work for you, some of them might not. they're all good for me though so i hope they can help out!!

also if any of you want i can post pictures of some of my small purchases that make me unreasonably happy for what they are

#self care #tips #executive dysfunction #tw mental illness #mental illness #tw depression #tw anxiety #phancy ramblings

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i want,,,,,,gf,,,

#lgbt #gay #phancy ramblings #gf #i want a gf

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Guess What!!

these are all me babey!!

ft.

-when u feel Masculine

-gotta be Fancie

-c a p r i s u n

-gae

#genderfluid #fluidflux #gender #lgbt #lgbt+ #pride #gay #enby #me #thats my face!! #selfie #pictures #phancy ramblings

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no one:

literally no one ever:

my animal crossing character: *viciously humps tree*

animal crossing tree: OH SHIT! *drops money*

#phancy ramblings #shitpost #animal crossing pocket camp #animal crossing #why are all the ac tags misspelled #its not fucking 'crosing' #what the fuck is a cros

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so まふまふ。

holy fuckkkk amazing japanese artist their songs??? incredible

lyrics??? incredible

emotion??????? I N C R E D I B L E

hotel? trivago

i highly recommend y'all listen to REINCARNATION, Deathly Loneliness Attacks, and/or いのちにきらわれている (Inochi ni kirawarete iru--Hated By Life Itself) wholeheartedly

--mild trigger warning btw bc some of the topics are slightly dark--

#mafumafu #まふまふ #いのちに嫌われている #inochi ni kirawarete iru #hated by life itself #REINCARNATION #Deathly Loneliness Attacks #phancy ramblings #japan #music #music recommendation