#perhaps I will make this boy

[hawnks]

Enough dancing around it.

I need a loverboy. One who is insane though. Plans out in excruciating detail all the firsts (firsts dates first kisses first oral fem receiving), loves to gift roses and champagne, says I love you every ten minutes and always means it sincerely and with his whole heart. Takes everything incredibly seriously, cherishes every moment with his lover, would literally kill someone for hurting his little puppy and probably already has.

#SIGH. #once again. #tw yandere #cw yandere #one day I will dismount the yandere horse but for now it Carries me onward #perhaps I will make this boy #call me daddy Frankenstein #I’m just thinking about like #you give him your hand and he lights up like a dog with a treat #like it’s a GIFT #like every moment you spend with him is incredible and important and he loves to gush to you about how much EVERYTHING means to him #like the character concept is Romantic Dialed up to One Hundred #the trade off is when things are going poorly. well. he feels his feelings. #yknow? #Jasper is ALMOST this but like. he’s too willing to be unromantic #he’ll bang in the back of his car and think the sounds the suspension is making is HILARIOUS #this other boy-type…. will still bang in the back of the car but would instead be focusing on how strong the love must be that they can’t #even wait to get to a bed #squawk tag

[toolateforus]

bit of a week

#disco elysium #jean vicquemare #disco elysium art #my art #someone asked for more casual Jean so here is my attempt #perhaps the day off of a raging hypocrite #I think his gleefulness before the imminence of getting absolutely shitfaced is relatable and real tbh. #baby is off duty and ready to make bad choices with harrier du bois

[deviouz]

i want to cover astarion’s face with lipstick kiss marks ): like imagine how confused he would be when everyone at camp looks at him and giggles or sends questioning looks your way, but how would he know? mirrors don’t quite work for vampires.

“my love, why are they staring?”

“i’m sure it is nothing, dear.”

#should i make a fic about this? perhaps. #i fear the astarion brainrot is temporary. and fatal. #i want to hold his face in my hands and kiss all over his pretty face while listing reasons i love him #pretty boy alert !!!!! #. . . astarion 💭 #. . . katy’s ramblings 🪐 #bg3 #astarion x reader #astarion x tav

[ladespeinada]

I didn't take the love when I had the chance, but I swear I'm not sad anymore / So make no plans and none can be broken

“Fake Out” · Fall Out Boy

#the bear 🤝 fall out boy -- entwined in my mind #the bear fx #sydcarmy #syd x carmy #this is a result of the hurriquake idk #also i've been trying to make this BA cover as a graphic for WEEKS and it's just not coming together so i did this #*edit #*graphic #should i be writing instead of doing this ? PERHAPS #jeremy allen white #aye edebiri #the bear hulu #fall out boy #so much (for) stardust

[justashamwithwastedpotential]

Thank you Harvey for having mercy on my 2 gold

#i passed put from hunger lmao #poor finn #am I making yet another farmer? #perhaps 👀 #he's very very nice #but he doesn't talk to anyone bc he's too busy searching for food to eat #except Sophia Willy and Andy #Because he starts his day forging until there's nothing left in the forest and fishes until midnight #and then heads to Sophia's to buy a sprinkler #the first time anyone in town witnessed him really was the egg festival #and by that time he was so hungry he practically sniffed out where all the eggs were #and was gnawing on them when Lewis announced him as the winner #feral farmer finn #I love him #Someone help my boy #he's so hungry all the time #stardew #stardew valley #sdv #sdv harvey #stardew harvey #stardew valley harvey

[pecan-jelly]

Adaine Abernant: The People’s Oracle!

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #d&d #adaine abernant #adaine o'shaughnessey #d20 fhjy #d20 fantasy high #d20 fanart #I guess I am making a collection of all the bad kids #idrk how to draw men so we’ll see how the boys end up #perhaps I’ll do the seven after the bad kids

[johnslittlespoon]

plsssss can we talk about bucky getting his revenge and edging gale

gale edging john post | yes we cannnnn !! eta: ykw. i need to just turn this into a proper oneshot since this ended up being over 1k words. new wip created </3

john may be a man of little self control, but after that incident, he decides he can be at least a tiny bit patient so he can catch gale off guard with it when he gets his revenge. because the next few times they're fooling around, gale's expecting a retaliation, john can see it in the way he tenses up and glances at his face before he comes like he's waiting for it, but john never follows through with it. he wants gale to let his guard down, and that he does.

so a week or so later when john's kissing him and feeling him up and asks ever so sweetly if he can tie gale's wrists behind his back, gale doesn't think anything of it. john likes to take control occasionally and gale sometimes likes the feeling of not having to worry about making decisions, getting to let john call the shots, and john always puts extra time and effort into the way he touches gale when he's restrained because he likes to watch his darling blondie squirm.

john has him sit in his lap facing him, letting gale lean against his shoulder to take the pressure off his legs while john works him open on his fingers, already riled up from the pretty gasps gale's making against his neck but reigning himself in because he's gonna need to have some self control for once.

he sweet–talks gale through it, telling him how good he sounds, how well he's doing as he sinks down on his cock, guiding him with hands on his hips so he doesn't unbalance himself without the use of his own hands where they're tied behind his back with a belt. he stays still at first, letting gale ride him slowly, keeping his hands loosely on his waist while praising him and talking him into that foggy needy headspace until gale's thighs are trembling and john takes pity on him (and frankly is so hard he doesn't have the patience to keep his own hips still anymore).

so he runs his hands down from gale's waist to his ass to hold him in place while he rolls his hips up into him, watching the way gale's eyebrows pinch and his pretty lips fall open in a silent oh as john angles himself in a way gale couldn't with his own movements. lets his mouth run as he slowly picks up his pace, all the coos of "so pretty", "you're taking me so well", "you feel so fucking good", loving how reactive gale is to every word and every thrust.

he moves his hands to gale's hips to get a better grip, can tell gale's getting close because he gets noisier, losing his filter and letting out breathy little "fuck"s and "john"s, head rolling back on his shoulders to bare his neck, rocking his hips down to meet john every time he fucks up into him. and then just as he gets the warning of "close", he pulls gale down by his hips to bury himself deep in him and stops moving completely.

the whine of desperation that tears out of gale's throat when he lifts his head has john knocking his skull back against the wall, cock twitching hard enough inside gale that he's sure the blond can feel it. he watches gale's biceps flex when he instinctively tries to get his hands free, feels his hips try to squirm out of his hands to keep moving, but he keeps him pinned firmly down, dizzy at the way he clenches down around him.

a plaintive "john" pulls a groan from him, but he composes himself, lifts his gaze back up to gale's face and lets the corners of his lips quirk up, purrs out a "yeah, sweetheart? something wrong?"

laughs at the way gale cusses him out, a rare sight of his little spitfire with a mouth on him, though the effect is a lot closer to being hissed at by a kitty than actually being convinced to move. john lets him run his mouth, murmurs a "cute" once gale's done, and then promptly hammers his hips up into him just once, swearing under his breath at the way it punches an open–mouthed moan from gale. rocks his hips up into him a few times before going back to a quick and rough pace, the sound of skin on skin getting both of them flushed.

it only takes a minute before gale's hips are twitching into his hands and whispered pleas are falling from his mouth and john thinks he's never had to use as much self restraint in his life as he does when he forces himself to stop moving again, once again yanking gale down against him, holding him still in his lap.

gale really fights it this time, enough so that it's a merciful distraction for john from how close he himself is (trust his idea to backfire as he ends up edging himself along with gale, he thinks) when he has to use proper strength to keep him in place. any blood that might've still been lurking around his brain rushes south the moment he sees gale's eyes getting shiny with frustration, cheeks all pink and lips red and flushed from biting down on them.

"not so fun, is it?" john taunts, but his voice comes out a bit more raspy than he would've liked, evident how much the stop and start is getting to him too. it's probably karma, because he knows he's being more mean than gale was to him, but he can't help it; those blue eyes look so pretty when tears are threatening to spill over when he's desperate and needy like this.

gale wriggles in his lap the best he can, still furiously chasing his orgasm, head finally falling back in frustration before he lifts it again, looking john in the eyes, pulling his bottom lip between his teeth and letting it go. he whines quietly and whimpers out the sweetest "please, johnny," almost crying in his impatience, and fuck.

john doesn't mean for his hips to twitch up at that, but they do, hard. gale sobs out a broken sound at the way john's cock hits just where he needs it to in his accidental movement, and gale spills over his stomach completely untouched, just like that. john swears and drives his hips up into him in an attempt to quickly amend his slip up, moaning loud at the wrecked noises that immediately start bubbling up out of gale as he fucks him through his orgasm.

he tips over the edge himself from the desperate sounds the blond starts to make as he crosses the line into overstimulation, feeling gale's hips jerk frantically in his hands, fighting to get away from the incessant rhythm of his cock inside him as john shudders through his own orgasm, fingers digging into gale's sides.

he slows down to a gentle grind of his hips when gale collapses against his chest, face pressed to his neck, shivering at the slow drag inside him and whining pitifully when john eventually pulls out, settling him down on his thighs while he reaches around to undo the belt and free his hands. his heart bursts at the way gale instantly wraps his arms around him, clinging to him as they both catch their breath, john petting his hair and showering him with praise.

he eventually huffs out a laugh, murmuring a "sorry buck. payback's a bitch, but that was an accident, i swear." gale groans against him in complaint, lightly nipping at his shoulder in retaliation, too tired to fight back, but john's sure he'll pay for it eventually.

it's confirmed with the "better watch your back, darling" that he gets when they're both pulling their clothes back on, but to john, that sounds less like a threat and more like a good time, and he shoots gale a crooked grin to let him know as much.

#bruh this was 1.3k i did not mean to get into so much detail #the keep reading button has never been more necessary #i wish i could crank out long drabbles like this for all the asks #but they take sooo long for me to write i am NOT a fast writer lol hence why i post a fic like once a month #but sometimes certain asks just itch my brain some type of way and then boom i've thrown up onto a tumblr post #anyway dacryphilia my beloved <3 #in any other scenario john hates to see gale cry. but i think in bed he would have an affinity for making him feel so good that he cries #have i thought about this extensively? perhaps. #i just think that pretty boys with pretty eyes and pink lips deserve to cry during sex sometimes. as a treat #johnslittlespoon asks #johnslittlespoon brainrot #johnslittlespoon spicy #buck x bucky #buckbucky

[lovesickeros]

☆ what a kind god, what a cruel god

{☆} characters zhongli {☆} notes cult au, imposter au, drabble, gender neutral reader {☆} warnings blood, light angst {☆} word count 0.5k

You are a kind God - with hands that heal instead of hurt. Words that forgive, instead of rightfully insult. The stories do little justice to the breadth of your gentleness, extending your love to the slimes that coalesce at your feet, eager to know the touch of the Divine. The birds that sing with the wind your praises from upon your shoulder.

But to him, your kindness is so very cruel.

They do not deserve it. He does not deserve it.

Your forgiveness should be a blessing after all they have done, but it feels like swallowing acid instead. It makes him feel sick and lightheaded, throat constricting until he struggles to breath against the weight of his sins, heavy upon his chest.

He wonders if your hatred would be easier. Even apathy, he thinks, would be preferable to the way your screams intermingle with the softness in your voice as you cradle his face between his hands within his dreams. Even in the waking world, your every word is shadowed by broken pleas, drowned in golden ichor as it rises up your throat, silencing your screams - it haunts him, and he cannot handle seeing the way you look at him in concern. He does not deserve it.

Try as he might, he cannot forgive himself. He does not think he ever can - not when he wakes to the feeling of blood on his hands, his tongue, filling his lungs until all he tastes and smells is blood.

If you had been a little less kind, he thinks he would find comfort in your cruelty.

Your anger would be a mercy.

But you are not. You are..kind. Gentle. So many things he once praised on bruised knees at an altar that towered far above him, drowned in gold and silks, every word he speaks a prayer to the most Divine. And he cannot bear the weight of knowing that he could have destroyed that part of you - he cannot bear knowing that he didn't, and you look upon the man who wore your blood like a second skin with a kindness that burns him like a hot iron.

He did not deserve such a loving God.

"..Zhongli?"

He pauses in his internal struggle, hands shaking on his lap. He clenches them into fists, blunt nails digging into his palms until they stop - yet you look at him with furrowed brows, concern gleaming in your eyes, and he feels sick all over again. But for you, he would do anything. Even if it meant pretending he did not feel like a monster in a mortals skin when you smiled at him like he was worth anything.

"Yes, Divine One?"

He chokes down the phantom taste of iron upon his tongue, forcing himself to smile to soothe the worries that crease your brow.

"You said you'd take me to the Chasm today."

He feels..relieved as the worry melts away from your features. It is the very least he can offer - he shall take upon your burdens, your worries, so that you may look upon Teyvat with love, and not fear. He will carry the sins of the many, so that you may look upon the nations with pride, and not horror.

It is all he can do, to ease the way his chest aches when you smile at him, hand tugging at his sleeve and forcing himself unsteadily to his feet.

He does not deserve you - but for today, he can pretend. Just a little while longer.

#sagau #self aware genshin #self aware genshin impact #genshin sagau #imposter au #sagau imposter au #fic tag #angst #zhongli #sagau zhongli #pulls out the whiteboard who wants 2 hear my psychoanalysis of zl in sagau!! #imposter au zl who resents himself and is just a little fucked up over what happened and refuses to accept that he can be forgiven :) #he needs therapy bc he refuses to accept that hes allowed 2 be a little traumatized!!!! #as u can see he did not handle anything well ever and he is mentally unwell. perhaps a little unstable. #making the genshin men as pathetic as possible one man at a time #I JUST THINK. there is a lot of potential 2 be had for post imposter au characters. #slaps zl this bad boy can fit so much self hatred and internal resentment and trauma and lack of self worth and #yeah :) #writes the most unhinged shit ever. refuses to elaborate. leaves

[wildwren]

THE CARNE SIBLINGS: DEMELZA, SAM, AND DRAKE

Of course. He must know that you're my brothers. Judas! Must it always be such a battle?

#this isnt even half of my carne sibling screenshots like you dont even know they mean so so so so so so so much to me they are my relatives #i need to invent a finctional family exactly like them ASAP for my health #poldark #bbc poldark #demelza poldark #demelza carne #perioddramasource #when demelza and drake try to make sam laugh or tease him for his piety #when demelza and sam share a look like OH the boy is in TROUBLE #when sam and drake are like 'perhaps twouldnt serve to tell sister we're to be hanged tomorrow' #when demelza and sam run the mine together...... #when drake babysits demelzas kids..... #sorry sorry im getting emo again #sam carne most underrated carne sibling like YES he's an insufferable God nerd but it's part of his charm #drake carne #sam carne #perioddramaedit

[f1shart]

idk guys. i saw the ref image, blacked out, and lo and behold this drawing exists (hey, it's not a doodle this time)

ref in question

read more for a bonus that is not a drawing this time ❗️❗️⬇️⬇️

indeed that is almeric davis, recreated in ts3, licking a phallic rainbow object...

you see 👉👈 when i was sick for a month (a week but i was gone for a month) i recreated ALL SEVENTEEN LFT STUDENTS in my beloved sims 3 game. i'm normal i'm normal i'm normal i'm normal i'm fine i'm normal (also a coinkydink: i'm sick again. 😐😐😐😐😐)

#ts2 #tanmeric #guh so sick send help 😭 #tank grunt #almeric davis #la fiesta tech #shart #dk whether or not to tag this shitpost or not. it kinda is but iskkd #i guess me typing ''shitpost'' in that last tag will make it show up under shitpost anyway sigh #i love 80s/90s/00s photos they have this funky lighting effect where its like the shdows border the subject... kinda hard 2 explain #but you can tell a 80s/90s/00s photo apart from a modern day one because of it #perhaps if u want to see more of my sims 3 shenanigans i'll share them because i made a lot more than just the lft students 😌 #NO PROMISES THO CUZ I DONT FEEL LIKE DOING ANYTHING AT THE MOMENT 😭🙏 #boy i sure was talkative this time around

[lesbian-sunshim]

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rare pairs for your consideration - sweetie belle x pistachio acorn

#my little pony #mlp #sweetie belle #pistachio mlp #pistabelle #not quiiiiite sure the age difference here but he's listed as a colt #they're both young adults here anyway #anyway i watched clips of pistachio and i fell in love with him! #i had the thought of him being like an apprentice to Rarity or something and since he & sweetie are surely closer in age than #him and Rarity they'd probably get along & either start something from there or perhaps they meet again when they're a bit older #and making names for themselves :) #wait is this just rari*jack jr #why is my het ship taste like only if the boy is extremely smitten with a girl whos cooler than him

[bonetrix-arts]

Oh yeah now that I’m home I can post the print I gave to @dilfosaur !! (Hope the tag is okay and also I hope you liked it <3)

But aaaaa the con was so so fun!!!!!!!! I’m so glad I was able to go, definitely changed my brain chemistry forever (/pos)

And now that I am home…….. perhaps I will draw more Luce because I am So Normal and So Cool 😎

#evie art #drawfee #drawfee fanart #oops! all Karina blorbos #also I’m so happy with how fonts_ came out because I can’t ever draw reptiles and I guess they possessed me or something??? #also mr anneus 😍😍😍 gosh I need to draw him more because he’s such a cutie patootie #karina’s a real one for making a Normal Guy version of him so he’s easier to draw 🙏🙏🙏 literally saved my life fr #and after seeing the stunning sewed crafts the people in front of me brought I really wanna start sewing again!!!!! #maybe I should try making a Luce plushie…… #I might have similar enough colored fabrics laying around…… at least for a prototype perhaps #yes……yes I do not foresee sleep in my near future boys #this critter is gonna go bonkers crazy mode and that’s a fact

[missmenow]

Honestly, I'm just glad that they're getting the 'you wouldn't court me' scene early into the season (since the dialogue made it sound like this was their first exchange since colin has been away) because that's not the focus, and isn't even the biggest issue they both will have to tackle. For god's sake, pen dragged his sisters' name around, said some dangerous things that might have ruined lives. This is not like the book, where all whistledown does is meanly jab at anyone. And yes, i think it has created some really interesting non-romantic tension in the story--i think they can do some interesting things with it. But i just hope they don't make colin into some doormat so the show can go, 'pen is morally absolved of all actions because he is okay with it!' That's a cop out, and you KNOW IT!!!!

#i love pen truly #i know what it feels like to be a teen filled with what feels like a special brand of pain #but she needs to accept that perhaps whistedown brings out the worst in her #and my boi colin...let him emote pls #let him be a person before a love interest PLS IM BEGGING #(also ironic that when i was reading the book i thought colin was overreacting over the whistledown reveal but it for the SHOW? makes sense) #polin

[breezy-cheezy]

Febuwhump day 9: Voice Loss (un)Natural Disaster

So these are gonna be kinda late (and out of order) from here on out since it’s MARCH but hey some of these were solidly set up!! School just was A lot. Anyway.

@forwantofacalling wrote a Drabble and shared it in our discord about Cater Overblotting and Trey tracking him down after the fact. 12/10, painful concept, here’s a drawin.

Please do not tag this with shipping tags, this is meant to be portrayed as platonic, thanks!

#my art #febuwhump #febuwhump2023 #TWST #twisted wonderland #day 9 #alt prompt #natural disaster #but is an Overblot really natural?? close enough #cater diamond #trey clover #that’s not blood that’s ink #hard to tell but yea #also attempted a background yayyyy #Overblot cater #these boys make me upsettie every dang day #therapy #therapy I say perhaps you require it #happy with Cater’s pose tho WOO #Cater talk about your fears or be possessed by the manifestation of your deepest darkest fears and overused magic #…….aight then #the Drabble still lives rent free in my head #Trey is so worried but not sure how to handle this for once #just….listen…. #anyway yeah febuwhump there is still stuff I really wanted to DO and will DO SO EVEN LATE #hrgh

[sparrow-in-the-field]

My modern au fic is here! Introducing:

Shy Boy

Don's never been a fan of college parties, but when Bobby asks him to join, how can he say no?

Includes: light angst (with a happy ending), crushes, misunderstandings, and one mess of a time at a party

Rating: currently M, might update to E

Enjoy!

#the boys in the boat #bobby moch x don hume #bobby moch #don hume #ao3 fanfic #so excited #i used to love making moodboards so i thought it'd be fun to include some visuals #is that just an excuse to post about jack's long hair? perhaps...

[fictionadventurer]

Me: Is this Farmer Boy sequel written in 2012 really going to be able to feel like a legitimate follow-up to the style and atmosphere of the original, or is it just another modern cash-grab?

Heather Williams, on page 2: Best of all, he knew that fall meant crispy spareribs and sweet cider and hot roasted potatoes with melting butter and all the pumpkin pie he could eat.

Me: ....it looks like I can trust you. Carry on.

#little house #farmer boy goes west #i'm about halfway through and i'm fairly impressed #she seems to be making a legitimate effort to match some of the stylistic quirks of the original #there are pieces that are anachronistic or too modern #or elements that fit better into the laura books than the almanzo one #(mrs. wilder of farmer boy would not give an explanation of the history of jenny lind trunks even though caroline ingalls would) #there is a lot of focus on food (good) #perhaps a bit too much focus on horses (he wouldn't spend *all* his time thinking about starlight) #the throughline of 'what does he want to be' is stupid when we know he wants to be a farmer #the parents feel less old-fashioned than they did in the original #the sibling dynamics are pretty good (especially with alice) #there are some things that are fun in light of the later books but aren't obnoxious wink wink style foreshadowing #the author's note makes it clear that she did try to do her research and stick to real history and to laura's heavily altered timeline #and i can totally forgive her for a really shoehorned in conversation #because when you find out that the future founder of sears was in spring valley at the same time as almanzo #you *have* to stick that in no matter how clunky it is