#one day I will dismount the yandere horse but for now it Carries me onward

[hawnks]

Enough dancing around it.

I need a loverboy. One who is insane though. Plans out in excruciating detail all the firsts (firsts dates first kisses first oral fem receiving), loves to gift roses and champagne, says I love you every ten minutes and always means it sincerely and with his whole heart. Takes everything incredibly seriously, cherishes every moment with his lover, would literally kill someone for hurting his little puppy and probably already has.

#SIGH. #once again. #tw yandere #cw yandere #one day I will dismount the yandere horse but for now it Carries me onward #perhaps I will make this boy #call me daddy Frankenstein #I’m just thinking about like #you give him your hand and he lights up like a dog with a treat #like it’s a GIFT #like every moment you spend with him is incredible and important and he loves to gush to you about how much EVERYTHING means to him #like the character concept is Romantic Dialed up to One Hundred #the trade off is when things are going poorly. well. he feels his feelings. #yknow? #Jasper is ALMOST this but like. he’s too willing to be unromantic #he’ll bang in the back of his car and think the sounds the suspension is making is HILARIOUS #this other boy-type…. will still bang in the back of the car but would instead be focusing on how strong the love must be that they can’t #even wait to get to a bed #squawk tag