#paul f. tompkins

[its-a-geeks-world]

i'm not the only one who sees it, right?

Video courtesy of Quixotic Transmedia

#paget brewster #criminal minds #emily prentiss #thrilling adventure hour #TAH #beyond belief #tv #comedy #actress #hollywood #sadie doyle #paul f. tompkins #drunk history #comedy central #philomena cunk #cunk on earth

[paulftompkins]

We will be selling these glorious posters by Nathan Diffee at this Saturday's VARIETOPIA. Now you HAVE to be there.

TICKETS

Can’t be there in person? LOOK:

STREAMING TICKETS

#paul f. tompkins #varietopia #mr. jordan katz #lodge room #variety #music #comedy #nathan diffee #poster #good

[finleyforevermore]

A collection of out of context quotes from Off-Book: The Improvised Musical Podcast because it is criminally underrated and more people need to know about it:

"Relax, you're at the lake-[WHEEZE]"

"My name's not Vanessa, it's Li'l Fossil!"

"Who do I gotta eat to be king of this town?"

"I'm an empath, but I'm not good at it."

"It's hard to be married to a guy that everyone respects."

"I'm going to smoke several packs of cigarettes!"

"Congratulations, you successfully stole that baby!"

"Everyone get your sweaters off."

"I was about to be inwardly sad, but outwardly brave."

"What do you mean "he's fine"? He's dead!"

"She's as stupid as that Sally Fields!"

"We're all gonna die soon."

"Buy a stupid little sack for your baby!"

"When you're looking at a microwave, that's not a microwave, it's basically dirt!"

"It's you!....say what you are!"

"When you were born, you came tumbling out."

"You can't just call upon a Ratatouille, like, a Ratatouille has to happen to you, you know?"

"Which war was it?"

"Tombathy, if I wanted a silver gear, I would have been born a poor person!"

"I don't know you anymore. I'm famous now."

"I gotta take a sip of liquid death-"

"But honestly, you know what might solve that?: patricide."

"How does a hot chocolate man have his own camera?"

"You can't stop the war that's about to begin!"

"My best friend is a 6 foot tall mouse!"

"I haven't heard you call me 'treasure' since 1992." "Yeah, that's probably when you started calling me John."

"Julia Roberts knows how to not upstage."

"Yeah, fuck you pigeon, I don't like you at all."

"Which came first? My dreams or these eggs?"

"No, it's because my father broke everything that started with K in the house one Christmas."

"No one's ever seen your face except for your wife? How did you grow up?" [....QUEUE SONG]

"I now pronunce this high school...dead."

"Stop that baby! She's headed to the stairs!

"You wanna know the story with Santa and his marriage?"

#off book podcast #off book the improvised musical podcast #zach reino #jess mckenna #zach and jess #paul f. tompkins #nicole parker #carl tart #off book the improvised musical #drew tarver #alice stanley jr #kelly marie tran #matt rogers #phillip labes #madeline walter #queued

[crumb]

#honestly same #paul f. tompkins

[bojack-says]

Love is an illusion, and happiness is fleeting and there's no such thing as God, and all your favorite musicians beat their wives. Allegedly.

-Diane Nguyen, S02E10: Yes And

#Bojack #Mr PeanutButter #bojack horseman season 2 #bojack horseman season 1 #bojack diane #Raphael Bob-Waksberg #Bojack Horseman #bojack netflix #bojack horseman quotes #the bojack horseman story #bojack quotes #bojack season 2 #bojack season 1 #bojackquotes #bojack-says #diane nguyen #Princess carolyn #todd chavez #paul f. tompkins #Alison Brie #netflix original #Will Arnett #amy sedaris #bojack season 6 #Sarah Lynn #Lisa Kudrow #Aaron Paul #tv series quotes #tvseries #beatrice sugarman

[disneytva]

Ollie struggles to have the difficult conversation with his parents and reveal that he is friends with a ghost

Paul F. Tompkins (Walt Disney Animation Studios "Tangled" Franchise) guest stars as Ernie Fudderson, a paranormal message board moderator, W. Earl Brown (Lucasfilm "Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett") returns as Lord Doom

#The Ghost and Molly McGee #Ghost and Molly McGee #The Curse of Molly McGee #Curse of Molly McGee #Bill Motz #Bob Roth #Paul F. Tompkins #W. Earl Brown #Disney Channel

[daddymymouthisfullofstars]

Ego Nwodim‚ Paul F. Tompkins‚ Scott Auckerman‚ and Jason Mantzoukas at the Comedy Bang Bang: The Book: The Tour show at the Bell House in NYC

#Ego Nwodim #Paul F. Tompkins #Scott Aukerman #Jason Mantzoukas #Comedy Bang Bang

[bukvarsbitch]

happy 25 songs of paul f. days!

i.e., a slew of my favorite songs from episodes of off book featuring the titular paul f. tompkins (either as a person in the song, or as a person whose laughter is basically an instrument within it). it goes without saying it's all my opinion, all that jazz. i'm also hyperlinking the fandom wiki pages in case anyone wants it.

day 1: "you gotta crush a kid's dreams" from shrugging destiny (#1)

we're going in chronological order baby! a perfect song, no notes. here're a couple of lines i'm particularly fond of for a variety of reasons:

“i mean all of those turns were going ALL over the stAGe”

“you tell them, ‘you are not good at this! you gotta do something else. so take that dream you have, and put it on a fucking shelf!’”

“in fact go home right now!” “you drove me?” “nOPE-”

“shuuut up you two!" "whaaaat?"

“oh my god he’s really gearing up! there’s steam coming out of his ears!!”

"i am just sick! sick to my guts!" "not to your guts!"

"did you hear my solooOooOO°oOoOoO°?"

"it hurts, but you have to do it. you're gonna feel so much better afterwards." "i hope so cause i couldn't feel worse right now."

"here come your football twins!" *absolute wheezing laughter from pft*

#off book podcast #off book #play it by ear #pibe #jess mckenna #zach reino #paul f. tompkins #25 songs of paul f. days

[comedybingbong]

a proper PFT crack-up

#comedy bang bang #scott aukerman #lisa gilroy #paul f. tompkins #john hodgman #elvis presley

[justlittlepftthings]

tweet from Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins

ADIDAS outsells PUMA because ADIDAS stands for "All Day I Dream About Sex" while PUMA stands for "Please Understand My Anxiety."

3:06 PM · Sep 7, 2012

#paul f. tompkins #tweets #PUMA #ADIDAS

[pomegranate]

I forgot this happened omg

Jon Hamm laughing the theme song to M*A*S*H during Would You Rather

from Comedy Bang Bang, episode #126 (video source)

#comedy bang bang #jon hamm #mash #m*a*s*h #mashposting #scott aukerman #paul f. tompkins #i wonder just how many mash refs in cbb i’ve missed over the years

[nerds-yearbook]

On October 28, 2010, Rifftrax Live performed their 4th Rifftrax Live event with "House on Haunted Hill". They also riffed the shorts "Magical Disapearing Money" and "Paper and I". Main riffers Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett were joined by guest riffer Paul F Tompkins. ("House on Haunted Hill" Rifffrax Live Event)

#nerds yearbook #real life event #october #2010 #rifftrax #rifftrax live #mike nelson #michael j nelson #kevin murphy #bill corbett #paul f. tompkins #hause on haunted hill #the grocery witch #b movie #mst3k

[paulftompkins]

At the St. Patrick’s Day Varietopia this year we did a medley of Sinéad songs. Rehearsing the medley got me to listen to her albums again for the first time in years & to watch the recent doc about her.

What an incredible artist and person. A real one among real ones.

Rest in Power to someone who personified courage.

#sinead o'connor #paul f. tompkins #st. patrick's day #lodge room #mandinka #nothing compares 2 u #the emperor's new clothes #fight the real enemy #Youtube

[unicornery]

“Alan Thicke” on Scott Aukerman’s unique comedic style, CBB 280.

Your hosting style is like a psychological test (That I am taking!) Yes, exactly. No one is administering, but you’re taking.

#podaud #Comedy Bang Bang #Scott Aukerman #weird al yankovic #Paul F. Tompkins #Alan Thicke #psychological tests

[churchofsatannews]

The Devil’s Mischief #685

Kiss the Blarney Brimstone! Magister Bill invades St. Patrick’s Day with comedy and novelty of an Irish variety from HAL ROACH, DARA O’BRIAIN, DENIS LEARY, and a lot more. Stream TDM #685 / Download TDM #685 Also, announcing the new merch store carrying Devil’s Mischief items at https://www.teepublic.com/user/satansplain.

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#dara o&039;briain #Denis Leary #hal roach #irish #John Valby #magister bill m. #michael flatley #novelty #paul f. tompkins #radio free satan #saint patrick #st patricks day #Ted Kennedy #the devil&039;s mischief #Tom Lehrer

[bojack-says]

Wanda: What happened, BoJack?

BoJack: Same thing that always happens. You didn't know me. Then you fell in love with me. And now you know me.

Wanda: You know, it's funny. When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.

S02E10: Yes And

#Bojack #Mr PeanutButter #bojack horseman season 2 #bojack horseman season 1 #bojack diane #Raphael Bob-Waksberg #Bojack Horseman #bojack netflix #bojack horseman quotes #the bojack horseman story #bojack quotes #bojack season 2 #bojack season 1 #bojackquotes #bojack-says #diane nguyen #Princess carolyn #todd chavez #paul f. tompkins #Alison Brie #netflix original #Will Arnett #amy sedaris #bojack season 6 #Sarah Lynn #Lisa Kudrow #Aaron Paul #tv series quotes #tvseries #beatrice sugarman