#patches the untethered

[obliviongate]

sex is like dark souls. difficult to master. easy to kill yourself on accident. patches is there

#thanks for everyone who voted in that poll btw #probably gonna use bernahl for a soulsborne blog!! #i gotta start a new ER run.. prep for the dlc #misc: my posts #soulsborne #dark souls #elden ring #trusty patches #patches the hyena #patches the untethered #patches the spider

[k-k-armadillo]

if u need me ill be at the volcano manor

#elden ring #rya the scout #lady tannith #crucible knight #patches the untethered #i think his first name is estrogen #kkartmadillo #body horror // just a bit

[patched-thing]

Certified Volcano Manor moment

#elden ring #soulsborne #diallos hoslow #Knight Bernahl #patches the untethered #Rya

[inbarfink]

#elden ring #elden ring memes #mohg #mohg the omen #elden ring mohg #godrick the grafted #godrick the golden #fia the deathbed companion #fia deathbed companion #The Ever Brilliant Goldmask #roderika #godfrey the first elden lord #hoarah loux #gideon ofnir #sir gideon ofnir #patches #Patches the Untethered #fire giant #ranni the witch #lunar princess ranni #elden ring ranni #Blaidd #blaidd elden ring #blaidd the half wolf #nepheli loux #The Loathsome Dung Eater #malenia blade of miquella #malenia goddess of rot #elden ring malenia #rykard

[jarognieva]

Me meeting Patches in Fromsoftware games

#bloodborne #soulsborne #dark souls #elden ring #dark souls 3 #demon's souls #patches the hyena #patches the spider #patches the unbreakable #patches the untethered #trusty patches #patches

[bowietea]

When she Dark all over my Souls

#bowietea art #oc x canon #dark souls #dark souls 1 #patchs the unbreakable #patches the untethered #patches the hyena #dark souls patches #dark souls solaire of astora #dark souls solaire #solaire of astora #solaire #dark souls dragon slayer ornstein #dark souls ornstein #ornstein #dragon slayer ornstein #shitpost #let there be fire

[folkdevilism]

Based on this and this.

#elden ring #soulsborne #hyetta #lightseeker hyetta #patches #patches the untethered #trusty patches #shabriri grapes #its paint asshole #memes #edits

[tvrools]

what an interesting creature.

i hope he doesn't push me off a cliff!

#patches the untethered #unbreakable patches #dark souls #dark sousl 3 #elden ring #my art #patches

[brightlydust]

patches/tanith is very funny to me

#elden ring #lady tanith #patches elden ring #patches the untethered #rykard #rykard lord of blasphemy #this is no shade by the way i could never talk w my eldy ships

[katyspersonal]

Patches in every other game: a person betrayed by the unfair system and deeply resenting greed of mankind, becoming an asshole that survives by stealing shit and feels justified especially if he steals from people in power WITHIN this corrupted system

Patches in Bloodborne: reads books until he becomes a spider.

#soulsborne #bloodborne #shitposting #patches the spider #trusty patches #patches the hyena #unbreakable patches #patches the untethered #(hhhhhhhrghg h how many nametags does this asshole have!!!!!!!!!) #(I will just call him Patches Soulsborne in the end lol)

[headcanontheshitoutofsoulsborne]

Patches will steal anything even birthdays.

#demon's souls #dark souls #dark souls 3 #bloodborne #elden ring #patches the hyena #patches the unbreakable #trusty patches #spider patches #patches the untethered #headcanon

[kirkhammr]

#i seen this template and immediately thought of him</3 #ive been playing demons souls and i just got to PATCHES so he has been on my mind in general #demons souls patches is. he is a bit frightful i will not tell a FIB 💀 #patches #trusty patches #oh god how many patches do i tag #patches the untethered #unbreakable patches #patches the hyena #elden ring #dark souls

[fromsoft-meowmeow]

GRAND FINAL

Propaganda Below ☟☟☟

Patches

"He's just. He's everything. He's bald. He's cringe. He wants to kill you so bad but his grand tactic is going "look over there" and pushing you down a hole. The second you might be hostile he begs for his life. I love him."

"He's my best friend forever and he's a sick freak"

"the way that man crouches"

"Patches"

"HAVE YOU  S E E N  HIM"

"just look at him . hes a sopping wet failure of a man . i want him"

"In Elden Ring he literally begs for mercy after hitting him a few times and kicks you off a ledge in every game he appears in, he’s a rat bastard. A bald rat bastard but one none the less. One we are all infuriated with but still appreciate him."

"It’s Patches must there be more to say?"

Rya

"snake :)"

"Her quest literally ends with her begging you to kill her. She such a sweet heart it breaks me, my angel girl you irl made me cry"

#Final #trusty patches #patches the untethered #patches the hyena #patches the spider #rya #rya elden ring #rya the scout #zorayas #elden ring #demon souls #dark souls #fromsoftware #fromsoft

[patched-thing]

Having Patches in Volcano Manor must be awful for everyone else there like, Imagine being Lady Tanith and every time you look across from your throne you just see this-

#elden ring #patches the untethered #soulsborne #fromsoftware

[blaiddfailcam]

It just hit me how funny it is that this chapter's cliffhanger is just "And then Patches was there,"

#elden ring #road to the erdtree #patches the untethered

[tarnussy]

Hello, again. Welcome to Patches' Emporium.

#elden ring #patches the untethered #patches #soulsborne #fromsoftware #virtual photography #eldenringedit #dark souls #gamingedit #mine #*smooches his bald head* #tarnussyscr