#part fucking one bitches

[toytulini]

listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good' #like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches' #'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty? #you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

[cupophrogs]

The Three D's

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I have a horrible habit of dropping any series-comics I try to make, so I thought it'd do a little story-ish ask event!!

So far, we've got the three D's: Dogday, Daddy Long Legs, and Drew.

Basic info and closeups!

Drew, he/him, 18 yrs: the horror-loving nephew of an old Playtime Co. employee. Squawks like a strangled bird when surprised.

Daddy Long Legs, aka: "Pops:" If you could find a loving father from the 20s who wasn't a misogynist. Misses his wife, but doesn't blame Drew for her death.

Dogday, aka: "Deedee" or "Dogs:" The last, overly traumatised Smiling Critter who really needs a hug. Drew found him some spare legs in a closet somewhere.

Without dirt and grime:

#Drew's pants got shredded in the train crash so he stole Miss Delight's skirt #and sewed part of his shirt to make pants #it's a little crusty #Woah Drew's got two dads? lucky #two orange coded mfs and a blue bitch/pos #all of them are traumatised #but only one is desensitised #That train crash fucked Drew UP dawg #he was so pissed #Poppy's gonna catch these hands frfr #dogday finds comfort in taking care of others #but REALLY likes being taken care of #Daddy long legs is just kinda there #love him though #dogday #dogday poppy playtime #daddy long legs #daddy long legs poppy playtime #drew poppy playtime #drew garland #three d's #pops poppy playtime #art #phrart #ask phrog #poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #poppy playtime fanart

[fyoht]

oh my god. look at him. what a little bitch.

#AND HE WAS RIGHT. #the little 'hands on hips' adklbjndkbndb what the fuck #michael sheen i have questions about your acting choices. #but also like. yeah. that's them. #honestly though this scene drives me nuts cause aziraphale is such a little bastard in this one. look at him. so smug #so righteous. 'AH YOU SAY YOU CAN KILL KIDS? HAHA. NOPE. I KNOW YOU'. a bitch. poor crowley. but also i love them. #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #good omens #good omens 2 spoilers #and YES. im aware i missed the 'well' part. I KNOW. IM SORRY. my photoshop works at the speed of 2010 internet. have mercy.

[sergle]

what I was talking abt earlier. we have fully looped back around and away from feminism, societally, whereas before it was very Feminism 101 to acknowledge that many parts of existing as a woman in a misogynistic society are painful and upsetting. not that being a woman is Inherently Negative in a bubble. but that living on this earth, in the conditions we're living in, is hostile to women. and that gender is a performance. that many of the Staples Of Femininity as accepted by society are things that you have to create and perform and mold artificially and aren't inherent, that COMPLAINING about day to day difficulties of existing as a woman is something that you're allowed to do. acknowledging these basic, again, feminism 101 things, that something tied to womanhood is more time consuming or more expensive or more dangerous Because Of The Problems. does not CREATE the problems. that when women complain about having to perform femininity, they are not, in fact, oppressing themselves. the call does not come from inside the fucking house. saying that you HAVE suffered does not fucking equate that you believe you SHOULD have suffered.

like I could talk about this for hours. how braindead and one-dimensional the Takes are getting. "being a woman is looking in the mirror and going fuck yeah i'm a woman" damn. I guess any negative experiences you have by living in a misogynistic world... are your fault if you are anything but positive? "you don't actually want liberation" we've fully gone back to telling feminists "you WANT to be oppressed" when anything negative about our society is pointed out. it's not real until I say it out loud, I guess, and then I'm actually the one who caused it. if anybody expresses any unhappiness with how they're treated or the status quo or the language and culture surrounding womanhood and femininity. they've created it, right that second. they invented it just now. it wasn't a problem before somebody complained, right? also trans women aren't braindead zombies who just follow the flow of whatever cis women around them say. I am pretty fucking sure they are very much aware of pain, and are MORE than aware of the swirling torrent of misogyny and standards of femininity than anybody else. actually. and I am pretty sure someone complaining on tumblr that being a woman means always putting on a performance is going to make someone change their mind about transitioning. also "performing femininity" as a necessity to being treated well as a woman is not fucking NEWS to your Local Trans Woman. I AM PRETTY SURE SHE GETS THE CONCEPT. using trans women as a scapegoat for this braindead perspective on gender politics is spineless, meritless, and pathetic.

#how I feel about my gender is not the same as how I feel about the living conditions of my gender #when I saw that post I screenshotted here I literally sat w my mouth open for a minute #sent it to my friends and was like am I fucking crazy. is this what we're doing now #Forced Positivity and that there is no war in ba sing se and actually #you're ruining children's lives if you complain about misogyny on twitter #I don't HAVE to tell little girls about the downsides because they are already being mistreated #before they have even heard the word 'misogyny' let alone know what it means #you do not have to be fucking happy all the time about the cards you're dealt. #you don't live in a bubble where it's just you and your mirror and your pretty dress and nothing bad has ever happened to you #unfortunately bitch. we will have negative experiences that are in fact. part of the package of being a woman #and IGNORING them doesn't make them not exist. actually they will continue to remain status quo unless acknowledged #sergle.txt #I see so much rhetoric that is JUST old-fashioned gender ideals being presented with liberal language on tiktok #that is just telling women that womanhood is just being a girllll and loving pretty things and being kind and gentleeeee and nurturing #and not working and just like being wholesome and being happy and being a light in ppl's lives and just LOVING LOVING LOVING being a woman #so if for even one second. you don't love it. you are actually failing at being a woman #if you complain about the standards for shaving or putting on makeup. which used to be Baby's First Feminism online #that's actually just you creating problems. you're not supposed to acknowledge it. you're supposed to shut up and smile into the mirror.

[muckyschmuck]

of course u make another creature and of course u put glasses on it

#it doesnt even need glasses like at all #my art #oc art #digital art #traditional art #for like one... #doodlings #ears progressively get bigger and bigger #dumb fops #try to design a vile thing that isnt just johnny 2 challenge fucking impossible #TRY TO DESING A CHARACTER WITHOUT A MIDDLE PART CHALLENGE #FUCKING IMPOSSILED #or glasses #anyway only beast in a 500 mile radius with a cellphone #damn bitch how do u have furry same face syndrome #i think its juts i have no many fucking things theyre bound to start looking samey IDK idc i love him #at least its not another DEAD CORPSE CHARACTER #I MEANT SO MANY NOT NO MANY

[stuckinapril]

There will not be a single moment next week in which I’m not running around doing something

#full time studying / volunteering at the refugee center / volunteering at two clinics #literally ab to have a meeting ab shadowing a doctor who’s researching ftd dementia in like 50 minutes #organic chemistry research 5 days a week bc ur bitch is trying to get published #hitting the gym 6 days a week. I’ll probably have to move it to mornings soon #meal prep #trying to snag a lowkey part time job #trying to read 30 minutes before bed #somehow have 2 fit a social life into this #I’m excited bc I finally feel like my time budgeting abilities are being put to the test BUT holy fuck . #studying will be my no 1 priority always. literally catch me doing anki cards in any pocket of free time I have #but I better live up to the challenge of juggling everything else too #ik I got this. and these are all things im choosing to do. not things I have to do #and I love being busy so it’ll be so fun #just had to be in awe for a second bc I used to admire girls who’re like this. and I am officially about to be one of them #p

[aspennntree]

since we only see the fucking. what do i call it. this thing.

when theyre alone do we think oscar has told the others about these weird merge episodes? because it doesnt seem like they know...

#chat i am thinking about this so much #no cause ren said 'oscar just...isnt himself' like does he know whats wrong. does he know. oscar are you talking to your friends. #also im pretty sure oscar was implying that this like. isnt a normal part of the merge. which im now thinking about what the fuck this is #makin another post about it #rwby #tree talks #oscar pine #ozmosis #ozpin #tree can't shut up about oscar pine #no you just know theyre isolating themselves when they can also. like he is not talking to them #i know that because ren is like how the hell did jaune get these bitches to talk to him. #like i feel like they dont know #'like minded' = emotional repression #i dont even know if oscar told them what magic does to them #like if there was any time to bring that up it was when telling everyone about oz being back and that what he did was magic #and he. didnt. #like hes not gonna bring it up of his own accord. hed probably only mention these like merging episodes #is if someone was with them while one happened #i dunno im rambling #i just want to make angst...

[flowersfortheghost]

since the spiderverse fandom is dying out, i have a confession to make

i thought gwen and miles were already dating until i saw the clocktower scene and was like "wait.. they're just friend?"

#OKAY OKAY OKAY BACKGROUND INFO #THE ONLY THING I EVER SAW FROM SPIDERVERSE BEFORE I WATCHED ATSV WAS 2 SCENES FROM ITSV #AND ONE OF THOSE GWEN WAS THERE AND I JUST ASSUMED SHE WAS DATING MILES #SO I GO INTO ATSV KNOWING NOTHING #AND I SEE THE INTRO AND GO “bro where tf ur man at?” #BUT I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERENT DATING #i was FOOLED #also i yelled at my sister when she said “oh forgot to mention this was part 1” #and my thoughts during the last scene was “YES IM IN BITCH GO SAVE YOUR FRIEND!” #i was so fucking hyped towards the end just for it to end on a cliffhanger #but thats a separate post for another time #ghostflower #gwen stacy #miles morales #across the spiderverse #erin talks abt random stuff #into the spider verse

[missmolsa]

Nothing to see here, just a movie star and a newscaster hanging out and participating in legal activities.

Og illustration after the cut:

#detective conan #detco #kir #vermouth #hondou hidemi #chris vineyard #mizunashi rena #sharon vineyard #black iron submarine #these bitches need to stop having so many aliases #bondyard #vermouthkir #detco m 26 #kirrrr you have to stop your eyeliner game is too on point Your swag's too different Your bitch's too bad they're going to kill you!!!! #I have NO IDEA what vermouth is holding in her mouth so I made it up #and also I wanted to draw a scar where kir is shown to be bleeding in that recording #in the 2nd part of the clash of red and black #but it's the one that vermouth is bandaging so :(( #anyway gay people real. @ whoever drew the official art thank you for the food..... #gin: *shoots kir* #vermouth: finally a good fucking excuse for prolongued contact with the hottest coworker #anyway she totally did the same in the darkest nightmare right?

[yaburnae]

people conveniently like to leave out the bit where nesta tried to go after feyre in acotar when they talk about her not doing anything for the family. the fandom discourse is sooooo funny.

#and by funny i mean disgusting and hypocritical #’rhys did what he did to feyre under the mountain to survive!! so feyre could survive!!’ #sorry and what part of nesta’s behavior pre being made is any different and need i remind you she was a fucking CHILD #rhys was 500 years old and assaulting a 19 year old ‘because she’s his mate and he loves her so!!!!’ be so fucking fr #no i’m never getting off my soapbox and i am once again tellin you that acotar is literally from feyre’s pov #its a one sided story we have no idea about any nuance to the sisters’ childhood we don’t know shit except what feyre tells us #shes an unreliable narrator at best! #anyway lets just acknowledge that all three archeron sisters are bitches but we can love that about them #the end case closed bye bye

[datura-tea]

if i had a nickel for every time a bg3 artist draws ~all~ the companions but leaves out wyll, only to put wyll in the part 2 with the rest of the secondary companions, i'd have a million fucking dollars

#jesus fucking christ. could any of you be more obvious!! #i remember one instance of an artist like this - after adding wyll to the part 2 of the illustration with other secondary companions - goin #'well i'm never drawing wyll again! his fans are so mean! :(' like. you were never gonna draw him anyway. bitch #anyway #shh peri shhh #peri plays bg3

[vaguely-concerned]

I am so mad about how desperately into pan I am. he was specifically made to fuck me up. they dangled him in front of me like 'hey would you like to see a sad clown trickster with emotional intimacy issues and a heart of, if not gold, then some mysterious alloy with qualities not at all unlike those of gold at the end of the day?' and I went 'boy would I!' and now I'm lost. I'm on my knees he's like if reyes vidal was actually redeemable instead of just a 'release my man he did do all of that but I don't care' situation

#the way he seems so genuinely *delighted* by grace finding her voice and wants her to be able to make her music again #even when she's not the muse anymore............ what the fuck that is the sweetest thing I've ever heard in my LIFE dude #low-key grace's biggest fan musically at least fhsajkd #stray gods #stray gods pan #(this is not a slam on reyes btw the fact that he's unconscionable is part of the appeal in that specific case lol) #I went into the game mostly blind and from what I had seen I fully intended to romance freddie #and then... this bitch shows up for literally one song and I have to restart the whole thing before I even get to challenging a queen #because I now desire the goat guy carnally and I want to duet with him for the rest of forever thank u #also I don't think I can ever not romance him now seeing the contrast between what he gets up to in the endings #what do you MEAN if you don't romance him he just goes off and no one knows where he is. he's still just so alone??? no not on my watch #(if freddie is dead ( :( ) and you romance him there's an *adorable* part in the epilogue where he tells you hekate has him running around #getting lost relics back in a series of distinctly indiana jones-esque misadventures and it sounds like he's having the time of his life #if this is what it takes for him to actually talk to his family without anyone being complete dicks about it I must solemnly accept #the terrible burden of kissing him on every single run through of this game. it cannot be helped it's out of my hands now)

[housewifebuck]

Anyone else accidentally form an extremely buddie coded relationship with their best friend or am I just gay

#the only part we don’t got is the being in love part. not that I wouldn’t hit but she’s straight and married unfortunately #work together ✅ #legally bound to me ✅ #the emergency guardian of my kids (my cats) and vice versa ✅ #people think we’re married when we go out together ✅ #her kids are obsessed with me ✅ #literally the youngest one has imprinted on me fr #last week she called me mommy by accident and today she called me daddy on purpose 😭 I was like yeah sure okay I’ll take that #sorry I’m literally always on here gushing about my best friend but I just love her soo much like that’s my second family bitch …. #and everybody gonna fucking hear about it #bc I have soooo much love for my friends but this one is particularly emotionally constipated so I can’t love bomb her like my other friends #and I need to let it out somehow or I’ll go fucking crazy sorry #personal

[foxc0ven]

Telling him how to clean roadkill, and it’s actually pretty easy!

I am very normal about my new dentist! 🦷

#dude I love wade sm #the fucking jealousy kill was my absolute favorite part #I won the goth girl hunger games bitch #lmao fr I love him sm he’s awesome #lovers trophy #lovers trophy wade #my art #wade curtis #this took so long because I was high off my medication i love himmmmmm #also I did fox stuff on the bloody one but it didn’t seem to save and it glitched out so now I can’t do anything :/ #I’ll get real skulls 4 u #< fix***

[punkeropercyjackson]

'[Insert feminine term/behavior/fashion/etc here] transcends gender!!!'Well,maybe i wanna be a girl anyway.How about that.Bitch

#genuinely this is one of the most annoying mentalities ever when applied to strangers💀it's always fem stuff too never masc stuff #i'm not a trans woman but i am a biracial black one who was raised by the white side of their family and had ONE girl black friend as a kid #and i'm autistic too so you imagine how deprived of appropriate femininity for someone like me i was and yes i was a big tomboy back then #but now i'm super femme and it brings me so much healing and comfort and fun and even-you guessed it-gender euphoria!!! #which is why i id as transmascfem instead of just transmasc because my womanhood is instrictly tied to literally every part of me #i fucking like that being femme means i'm a girl!!!i'm also a man but i refused to crack for so long because i thought i had to give that up #i got this shoved onto me directly for the first time on a fic about a transfem egg hc too you 'transan///drophobia' bitches are sick #misogyny cw #transmisogyny #transmasc #transmasculine #trans men #demigirl #bigender #genderfluid #femme #femmegender #xenogender #catgender #dragongender #ghostgender #softgirlgender #momgender #autigender #plantgender #transmascfem #trans women #herogender #💌 #summerposting

[solitaireships]

Twitter sucks bcs I’ll politely tell a white woman not to use an Asian name bcs that’s cultural appropriation and she acts like she got brutally harassed (I apologized to her twice in the conversation where she constantly dismissed me and only mentioned her doing it publicly after she started acting like she was being attacked and framing me as getting offended over nothing). Then someone claims me being whitepassing means I’m not actually Korean and being hypocritical for saying that she shouldn’t use a Japanese name, and a popular white rw/by fic writer blocks me for calling out her friend, but if I say anything about that I’m the bad guy

#my posts #racism tw #like ough. fuck everyone #genuinely everyone in that fandom will go to hell #vent #like asian names aren’t some cute aesthetic to use #they are a part of culture and they often get discriminated against and mocked #she literally has another pen name she was already actively using #just use that one instead of the japanese one picked just bcs you like how it sounds #and all your racist bitch friends who like objectifying minors can fuck themselves too