#parker alexander

[thewickedharlot]

Parker Alexander at the Legends Awards 2023

Okay yeah, we can admit when Parker looks hot and he absolutely did on the Legends red carpet. The low-cut v-neck plummets nearly as far as his career has, and honestly, we’re kind of loving it. The shoes are a slay, the accessories are accessorizing, but Parker. Parker. Did you truly and honestly bring a Nintendo Switch to an awards show? Why even bother going? Docking you points for that.

6/10

#parker alexander #legend awards #fashion police

[legendsmagazine]

This is a thinkpiece written by a submitted writer. It may not express opinions of Legends Magazine.

In the age of social media and instant judgment, the public's fascination with celebrity relationships often leads to heated discussions and relentless scrutiny. In the case of Fletcher, the 27-year-old heir to Amazon, and Bonnie, the 22-year-old singer, their relationship has become a subject of widespread attention. However, what raises concern is the stark contrast in how they are treated in the court of public opinion.

Fletcher's journey on the reality show Dollhouse brought to light a complicated history with his ex-girlfriend, Poppy Park, a 25-year-old singer. Despite his emotional closeness to Poppy during the show and the revelation of potential emotional cheating, the public's response has been surprisingly lenient towards Fletcher.

In contrast, Bonnie, his current wife, has faced relentless criticism and mockery, primarily due to the interactions with Fletcher's best friend and bandmate, Parker Alexander. Parker's constant attacks on Bonnie, coupled with Fletcher's public emotional cheating (and her staying with him afterwards), have made her an easy target for ridicule on the internet.

The question that arises is: Why is Bonnie subjected to harsh judgment, while Fletcher seems to escape relatively unscathed? One possible explanation lies in societal double standards that tend to be more forgiving towards men's indiscretions while harshly judging women for their mistakes.

#fletcher astor #parker alexander #bonnie astor

[red-nearly-contain-billion20]

https://jennifer-970.tengp.icu/kc/67cVJx3

#jisoo #peter parker #punk rock #daniela lopez osorio #dirkjake #thickthigssavelives #[text] #nicola cavanis #alastor #2014 grunge #jaimie alexander #orv

[lina-lovebug]

USM characters dating an Avengers daughter

- you knew his about his not-so-subtle crush on your dad when you first met, and decided not to tell him

- you adore him but whose to say he won't just use you as an excuse to hang out with your philanthropist billionaire playboy dad?

- but you'd been dating awhile, and had met Aunt May (who adored you), so why were you avoiding the subject of your dad?

- that was until you were fixing your suit and Peter walked in, gave you a kiss and offered to help. You forgot the little engraving your dad left you on your suit, "be careful and kick ass, love dad"

- "aw, that's sweet," he smiled, "when can I meet him?"

- "you. . .already have," you said, trying to gage his reaction, "he made me my first suit. . .and yours"

- it took him a few seconds but then it all clicked. His super amazing genius girlfriend whose dad bought her a Porsche at fifteen was Tony Stark

- his idol

- "I'm sorry I didn't say anything sooner, but you idolize him and I was scared and-"

- he understood - completely shocked but understood

- he does ask if that means he can drive the Porsche now tho

- you and your mom? Best friends

- danny and your mom? Not so much

- being the daughter of Black Widow herself came with a lot of trust, and many secrets so you never intended on dating because of it

- but then this handsome motherfucker gentleman comes along and you're on cloud nine

- you told him you have a complicated past and he respected that, waiting until you were ready

- but he's Iron Fist, King of K'un L'un and an Agent of SHIELD so he took notice when you'd disappear from team sessions

- he admits he got curious and followed one day, and there you were: training with Black Widow herself, and doing it flawlessly

- and at the end of it, his suspicions were confirmed once you hugged and said, "thanks, mom"

- "So are you gonna introduce us or does he always do that?" She made DIRECT eye contact with him and it honestly sent a shiver down his spine

- he introduced himself, remaining calm and collected, which impressed her but she also knows that people can hide how they rlly feel

- she GRILLED HIM

- "where'd you grow up?" "K'un L'un" "who are your parents?" "Heather and Wendell Rand" "if you're a billionaire, why do you wear five dollar flip flops?"

- you knew she approved of him, but she liked to keep him on his toes

- "beloved, I love you, but your mother scares me"

- oh how does one BEGIN to explain to their bullet proof boyfriend that their dad is Thor?

- he knew you had to be other worldly, and not just because he thinks you're a Goddess you accidentally struck him with lightning one time

- you wanted to keep it a secret for a bit before the Almighty Thor comes in and demands to know Luke's intentions

- "babe, why is Thor asking me when I'm proposing?"

- being a God came with perks, so Thor knew not long after you guys started dating that something was amiss with his daughter

- (you stopped remembering to being him poptarts and he got upset)

- "how do I know if he is worthy of your hand?"

- "He makes me laugh :) and he's bulletproof so. . ."

- they get along great

- his first trip to Asgard was a bit intimidating but seeing as you're half human, your mom reminded him that love between you guys was possible

- "I recommend a traditional Asgardian ceremony-"

- "dad we're sixteen"

- o h b o i

- talk about overprotective father

- you're a minute late, who were you with? What were you doing? I want their names, addresses, social security-

- if you guessed Winter Soldier a.k.a Bucky then you guessed right

- he knew something was up the moment you two lingered for a bit after training, and watching from the top deck this man SPOTTED your hands brush and asked Fury for Novas' personal file

- but knowing your dad, you were actually able to keep your relationship a secret for two months before he put the pieces together himself

- you both were out on a picnic date, Sam having made a cute cake, and a very threatening man with a metal arm came up sat down, smiled at him, held his hand out and said, "Samuel Alexander, sixteen, last Nova, grew up in Carefree, and 5'8, correct?"

- you were LIVID

- meanwhile Sam was like "omg he knows my name :0!!"

- you had told Sam long before dating that your dad was extremely overprotective, but Sam being Sam was just excited that his badass girlfriend has a badass dad!!

- and Buckys like "wtf this kid isn't even remotely terrified"

- Sam asks question after question, and it even turns into a third wheel - as in they're bonding and you're just there

- Bucky likes him but still tries to be somewhat intimidating, being the infamous Winter Soldier and all

- "Babe. . .baabe. . .when's your dad gonna be back? I wanna ask him if he likes my new helmet look"

- so like where do I even start

- you and Ava had been dating for a couple of months before she started to realize that she hadn't met your family

- you told her that they were just really intense and you didn't wanna scare her

- but who could scare White Tiger? So she insisted and you said "your funeral"

- also how does one explain to their partner that they technically shouldn't exist because your dad is a robot and your mom is a witch?

- your brothers LOVE her

- Billy and Tommy immediately recognized Ava, seeing as they'd work with the team from time to time and said "ooh our sisters dating the smart one"

- and Ava like, "babe I think I kicked one of their asses in training"

- Wanda adores Ava, she thinks she's good for you and might as well have someone mentally stable in your life

- Meanwhile in Avas' mind, "omg omg her mom is Scarlet Witch, her dad is Vision - wait is that why she's so smart? Is my girlfriend a robot?"

- no you're not a robot

- Vision likes her, and he knew about you two before you two even started dating. Why? You rambled about White Tiger during dinner once and Vision CLOCKED that look in your eyes

- needless to say, Sunday dinners with your family are now mandatory with Ava

#ultimate spiderman #ultimate spiderman x reader #ultimate spiderman imagine #peter parker x reader #sam alexander #sam alexander x reader #nova marvel #iron fist x reader #luke cage #white tiger #usm x reader

[thewickedharlot]

Merry Gooshmas! Andrea Jensen’s twin sister looks radiant at first ever meet and greet.

Integrity and investigative journalism pays off - after we began reporting on model Andrea Jensen’s (28) cruel treatment toward her twin-sister Goosh (27), we’ve been seeing a lot more of the former basement dweller - and we love it! 

Last week, Goosh organized her first ever meet and greet under the motto “Merry Gooshmas”, donating all the profits to “Action Against Abduction”. She looked absolutely stunning in her holiday getup, causing fans and potential admirers alike to be nothing short of amazed. This includes singer Parker Alexander (30), who was completely speechless when snapping his picture with the gorgeous Goosh. 

“I just love seeing people’s reactions.” the statuesque young woman smiles. “Yesterday, this young man showed up and told me about how I kept him going when his dog died. I gave him a big hug and when he came home, his dog was there waiting for him, alive and well. It’s so much fun.”

#breaking news #andrea jansen #parker alexander

[legendsmagazine]

LIFE EXPERIENCE || I’M A PAPPARAZZI 

Usually kept at arm's length and treated with disdain by celebs and newsmakers, without their courage and their resilience, the world would lose much of the gossip, secrets and inside scoops that makes news if it wasn’t for the paparazzi.

I’ve met hundreds of celebrities over the last ten years working as a paparazzi, and here are my experiences with some of your favorite (and least favorite) celebrities.

the (generally) positive...

Whitney Carlisle is always a positive experience to shoot. I’ve never had an issue with photographing her. She is always extremely polite about the whole thing. You can walk up, get your photo, and go without problem.

Noah Chang and Seth Seong are always extremely pleasant to shoot. They make it easy and are cooperative with the whole thing. One of the guys I regularly find myself out with told me that Seth went on a whole ramble about Big Foot. 

Vincent Barlowe is extremely polite, but extremely difficult to shoot. He is very good at evading paparazzi. I’ll look at my camera for one moment, and he’ll be completely gone. It can take a lot to get a good shot of him because he is also constantly moving on a skateboard or just running around. When you can get him, he doesn’t seem happy to be shot, but he doesn’t cause a fuss or ask you to stop. 

I’ve caught his assistant Stella Bennett a few times with Vincent Barlowe, Reilly Addams, and Zeke Hawthorne. She very frequently blocks shots. So that is less positive, I suppose.

Austin Harper is always extremely pleasant and polite, but another one that is very good at evading paparazzi. Unfortunately, however, has been much more difficult to work with since Essence has been pregnant. As it stands right now, there has been no proper face photos of their baby released / leaked to the public so people are going rabid to get a photo of Aurora Harper. While I typically avoid photographing kids, it would pay my rent for a while to get a photo of their kid.

Madam Vivi is polite if you’re polite. If you go up, take your photographs, ask polite questions, and go - she’ll be nice to you. I’ve had some guys I know ask her rude questions and she tends to get a little snippy with them, but as long as you’re being respectful - she’ll be respectful back.

Blade Vader and Roman Rizvi are another two that come to mind when it comes to just being generally polite about the whole thing. They don’t ever seem to seek us out, but they don’t cause a fuss. Blade let me bum a cigarette off of him once.

Olivia Marie is another that you run into frequently that makes it easy to photograph. She doesn’t seek is out, either, but makes it easy to photograph her and doesn’t typically get angry. There was once after her boyfriend died that she snapped at us to stop. Most of us did, but I know a few guys hung around. 

Candie Rose doesn’t seem like the brightest woman on Earth, but she’ll always seem excited to get her photograph taken.

calls on themselves... 

Not all of these people call on themselves a lot, but they’ve done it in my recent enough memory.

Cleo Holliday calls on herself every chance that she can get. I’m not big on photographing online celebrities, but sometimes you’ll get a few good pictures of her walking around.

Hiroki Hamada rarely calls on himself, but he has before. He can be easy when hes in the mood to be photographed, otherwise he is just running around too much to get a good shot of him.

Fletcher Astor and Parker Alexander both call on themselves. Ten years ago, I was foaming at the mouth to do it, but now..? Not so much. If there is some scandal going on with Philip Astor, I’ll go ask Fletcher about it. 

Venus Marie is always particularly sweet, but she calls on herself a lot. There are a lot of times she comes out extremely drunk. There was one point where Venus invited me inside as long as I didn’t bring my camera in. She made me a drink. It was a bit odd, but she was nice.

Caden Yang is..a bit of a mess..and not the most fun to photograph. He clearly has some type of drug problem that isn’t well hidden. He calls us constantly and often acts up. We mostly catch him outside of clubs (or wherever he says hes gonna be that day).  

depends on the day...

99% of my photographs of Axel Parrish when he is with Margaeux Fox, but in general he is..a bit unpredictable. He has never done anything too crazy, but he just doesn’t seem particularly happy to be shot. He doesn’t make it difficult, but he’ll flip you off and stuff.

I’ve been photographing Essence Woods since she was about ten. It really depends on the day. We frequently got calls from Alexis Woods telling us where Essence would be that day when she was younger. When she got married, it ended up with James Prescott calling us and telling us where she was whenever he was out of town. She is typically nice about it, but it depends on the day.  There are times where she has just asked us to go home for a while and said that if we did, she’d give us a particularly good photo (different outfit, eye contact with the camera) and has always honored that. 

Sebastian Jones really depends on the day, but generally he is a fun guy to be around when photographing. He is particularly chatty and will talk a lot to you if you’re trying to photograph him. He won’t really answer anything seriously if you ask him questions, but he so polite about it, you almost don’t mind. If hes in a bad mood, he’ll typically just ignore us and come off a bit moody. Hes never really rude about it, but you can usually tell within a few seconds if you’re getting some good clips, or if he’ll just side eye you and go inside.

In the same vein, Preston Barlowe has always been similar. He is typically extremely talkative. When he was doing Youtube, he was particularly in love with us and frequently called us. Though, there are times where he is typically snippy. He doesn’t like photographs of Oliver at all.

Eva Rappaport is clearly over every photographer. She isn’t rude, but isn’t nice either. She typically just ignores you and goes about her day. You’ll catch her in a good mood sometimes and she’ll give you a smile, but otherwise, she won’t really acknowledge you negatively or positively. As far as Rappaports go, Lyssa is very similar. She is very hot and cold. Some days she wants to participate, other days not so much.

A good shot of Elliot Lim is worth a lot, but he is extremely hard to find. When you do, he is typically just running errands.

the (generally) negative....

Sadie Brooks is generally not the best to photograph. She isn’t very pleasant about the whole thing. She is never outright rude, or like, throwing something at you. She just isn’t pleasant and clearly doesn’t want you to be there.

I started photographing Ryan Price after his breakdown and he was never pleasant about it. He typically ignores us now, but there are times where he just flat out tells us to go away or gets rude about it. He was especially rude during the filming of Vainglorious because he didn’t want us to get anything that he was filming.

Londyn Pierce probably doesn’t surprise anyone. She isn’t the most pleasant, has thrown stuff at us, and is just generally not my favorite person to photograph. However, you kind of deal with it because the photos go for a lot after whatever scandal or fight. People were seething at the mouth to get the first photograph of her after the balcony situation.

Jae Jhang is extremely difficult to photograph. He typically just puts his hood up and walks away from us. He’ll flip us off, puts his headphones on, and doesn’t like being photographed. He was a little miserable after Dollhouse, I imagine. There was once or twice that we caught Essence elbowing him and telling him to wave and smile.

#jae jhang #essence woods #londyn pierce #ryan price #sadie brooks #elliot lim #eva rappaport #preston barlowe #Sebastian Jones #axel parrish #caden yang #venus marie #fletcher astor #parker alexander #hiroki hamada #cleo holliday #candie rose #olivia marie #blade vader #roman rizvi #madam vivi #austin harper #whitney carlisle #noah chang #stella bennett #seth seong #cipher

[amberfalls]

Spideynova Redraw!!

I've been rewatching the show and my obsession with them is back

#spideynova #ultimate spider man #spidermanxnova #peter parker #sam alexander #marvel fanart

[x-whispers-of-october-x]

PERIOD DRAMA APPRECIATION WEEK 2023

Day 2 - Favorite period drama TV: SANDITON (2019 ❈ 2023)

#perioddramaweek2023 #sanditon #sidlotte #heybourne #sidney parker #alexander colbourne #charlotte heywood #sanditon gifs #woo gifs #theo james #ben lloyd hughes #rose williams #period dramas

[sincericida]

frat!Peter Parker, you’re living in my mind. rent free...

#andrew garfield #living in my head rent free #frat!peter #frat!peter parker #i’m completely addicted to frat!peter #peterparker fanfic #thank you writers #mainstream 2020 #link #link mainstream #alexander goodrich #no one special #peter parker #spider man #the amazing spider man #tasm #tasm peter parker #tasm peter #andrew peter parker #andrew peter #gif #sincericida

[reererfjernfibeufkjebq]

it was at this moment, Amadeus knew, he fucked up.

This took me waaaaay too long, and it's a bit half-assed, but I like it. Sorry I haven't posted in a bit. I thought this concept would be funny. I always got asshole-big-brother vibes from Sam and Peter towards Amadeus. Also, I just love Amadeus as a character, and he deserves to get wrecked.

(also I haaaaate shaaaaading so frickin muuuuch)

#ultimate spider man #tickle art #tickling #iron spider #spider man #nova #amadeus cho #peter parker #sam alexander

[scenesandscreens]

Tremors (1990)

Director - Ron Underwood, Cinematography - Alexander Gruszynski

"Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't ya you bastard!"

#scenesandscreens #tremors #Michael Dan Wagner #John Goodwin #John Pappas #Bibi Besch #Conrad Bachmann #Sunshine Parker #Tony Genaro #Richard Marcus #Víctor Wong #Bobby Jacoby #Charlotte Stewart #ariana richards #finn carter #michael gross #reba mcentire #Alexander Gruszynski #kevin bacon #fred ward

[filenameghost]

there is literally no hetero explanation for the way sam is looking at peter in this scene

#the ultimate spiderman cartoon #ultimate spider man #the ultimate spiderman #spider man cartoon #spideynova #spider man #marvel #marvel cartoons #nova #marvel nova #sam alexander #peter parker #usm

[heckcareoxytwit]

Kamala Khan has a weird nightmare about her identity crisis and having to choose her placement in teams.

Ms Marvel: The New Mutant #1, 2023

#wednesday spoilers #Ms Marvel #Kamala Khan #Carol Danvers #Lockjaw #Wolverine #Logan #James Howlett #Medusa #Medusalith Amaquelin #Nova #Sam Alexander #Spider Man #Peter Parker #Fall of X #Champions #Avengers #X Men #Inhumans #XMen #too many to tag #ms marvel: the new mutant #marvel

[thewickedharlot]

Parker Alexander at the Legends Awards

What is this? Looks like the rest of crossfaded picked him up naked outside of the goodwill and dressed him in whatever was in the discard bin. 0/10

#Parker Alexander #Fashion Police #Legend Awards

[autisticnova]

Doodle usm team post battle unintentional snuggle pile? Too tired and just think fuck it I’m comfy and wanna sleep.

thank you i dropped everything for them.

#ava is an insomniac but she’ll still cuddle #peter is on sedatives that’s why he’s asleep #sam is easily conked out. same w luke #danny is just Tired. he’s so Tired. #ultimate spider man #dee doodles #ultimate spiderman #digital art #fanart #my art #ultimate spider-man #sam alexander #nova #danny rand #ava ayala #luke cage #peter parker #spider man #spiderman fanart #iron fist #white tiger #power man

[kleinblue52]

I saw the London production of Next to Normal and it was phenomenal. Caissie Levy is the best Diana ever, Jamie Parker broke my heart.

Oh and my darling darling Jack Wolfe. I don't think I've ever become such a huge fan of someone in such a short time. He's so pretty. His voice is heavenly. And every single look he gave as Gabe was A Choice. It was like, what if I played Gabe as a Demon Twink? And it worked oh god it worked. This was probably the first production of this show where I not only cried, but seriously felt a pang of unease with every interaction between Gabe and other characters after the big reveal. Aaron could never, honestly.

Also Jack is a sweetheart to his fans. The stage door (so to speak, the Donmar doesn't really have a stage door) was a lovely experience and he was so grateful to the people who were waiting for him. He was also directly in my face while interacting with Jessie Mei Li and Mason Alexander Park who were in the audience, and even though I tried my best to avoid looking at them because I didn't want to intrude, the space was so small that I couldn't help noticing how adorable he's with his friends. He gave Jessie so many warm hugs and said I love you so many times, oh he was so sweet.

As a gay man all I want to know is... why are boys so cute.

#next to normal #jack wolfe #caissie levy #jamie parker #jessie mei li #mason alexander park #west end #shadow and bone #tom kitt