#parentdale

[fredheads]

bruce springsteen - backstreets

#can i do a mean one? #fredsythe #fred andrews #fp jones #riverdale #parentdale #ive had this in my head for years... #they just had a rough go of things ok

[prudeau]

PENELOPE BLOSSOM

in “Chapter 118: Don’t Worry, Darling”

#riverdaleedit #tvedit #riverdaleladiesdaily #riverdalecentral #parentdale #penelopeblossomedit #parentdaleedit #penelope blossom #mine

[nadjaofstatenisland]

now that the show's over, top 10 parentdale lines?

I'm actually an idiot and posted the draft last night instead of the ask. Why did no on ask for context.

Anyway I only did 8 but some are more than one line. I also kept it to s1.

"Okay, what is wrong with you people?" "Will you just spare us the middle-class morality? It's not like they were brother and sister." - Hal Cooper, Clifford Blossom (all the dialogue from this scene is gold tbh)

"Slut shaming. It's what they call it when sluts get shamed." - Alice Cooper (iconic and beyond reproach)

"Alice Cooper - no longer lactose intolerant I see." - Hermione Lodge (been haunted by this line for six and a half years what the FUCK does this line mean)

"There's the sticky, dark, dirty truth. Maple syrup. Drown in it why don't you!" - Penelope Blossom (she's literally SO dramatic in this scene especially considering what we find out scenes later happened)

"I'm so sorry to interrupt your adultery, Fred." - Alice Cooper 

"You remember our Homecoming, Alice?Hal? Back in the day? Your mom ever tell you about that night? ("Just that she and my dad were king and queen.") "Yeah they were - of hell." - FP Jones (this whole scene is also great but you KNOW this bitch thought he was so clever coming up with this little quip)

"I mean is there not a nice gay kid at your school?" - Tom Keller (#1 ally) 

"I didn't realize that you were a polyamorist." "I don't think that's an actual word." - Alice Cooper, Mary Andrews 

#parentdale #riverparents #alice cooper #hal cooper #fp jones #hermione lodge #penelope blossom #clifford blossom #sierra mccoy #tom keller #mary andrews

[campgender]

fp describes it as “in case hermione got the itch to double-cross me.” sure he miscalculated but he also knows her so well

#fp jones #hermione lodge #mac watches riverdale #parentdale

[eastvillages]

i cannot bear you a son, but i will try. for if i am not yours, what am i?

#riverdale #riverdale amv #mary andrews #archie andrews #parentdale #my first amv ever #tell me how i did #need some tips and tricks on these #excuse the quality aswell i had to pirate scenes #this is my mary thesis #about being an autism mom #that’s a joke but i don’t really know how else to describe it #amv #riverdaleedit

[storkmuffin]

19 !

19. Who is your favorite parentdale character? Why?

Penelope Blossom!!!

Penelope is the single most effective member of parentdale. Just to name two examples: (a) Husband kills her darling son? Kills the husband & gets away with it! (b) Nightmare-child daughter pisses her off? Crawl around inside the walls of the house to terrorize her using the Julian doll!

Penelope is the best dressed woman in the world. It's not even about her (fabulous) clothes. Nobody has ever looked so elegant entirely wrapped in bandages.

Penelope's dessication into her hard-shell-with-hollow-innards middle age fueled only by poisonous rage when she started out as the weepy-girl softy she'd been in the 80s haunts me.

Penelope has superhuman resilience. Look at all she's survived: a terrible house fire, imprisonment, in-wall-living, attempted gas poisoning, maple syrup waterboarding, being raised by Nana Blossom, sex with Hal Cooper (by contrast, look at what it did to poor Alice Cooper), getting smugged-at by Bughead, being trapped in the Fuck Bunker etc etc. Total Icon.

Penelope contains multitudes - abuse survivor, murderer, brothel madam, nun, mother, orphan yet old money, art-understander who hates art, heteronormative homophobic lesbian, red-headed ginger fetishist... I could go on and on but this answer is long enough.

#riverdale ask #i GOT AN ASK #omg i love getting asks #thank you #PENELOPE BLOSSOM IS THE GOAT #parentdale

[ik-kudi-da-khwab]

my parents are such funny texters istg 😭😭😭🎀

#my writing #writers and poets #writers on tumblr #writerscommunity #writing #writeblr #desi tumblr #feelings #hehe :3 #editorial #parentdale #funny texts #text #desi teen #hell is a teenage girl

[statticscribbles]

Monstrous: Chpt 1

Giveaway: Multi-chapter; Supernatural AU, Sweet Pea/Reader/Reggie

Chapter 1/6

@moodtomyboards-main

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Penelope’s fingers curl around the chair. She watches the spirit drifting around; she knows she should say something but she decides not to; there’s no need to bother it; not when it’s just floating around; not when it's lost.

“Do you need help; or are you just going to hover all around….” Penelope drawls and the spirit still hovers but it seems more agitated.

“Useless thing.” Penelope shoos it away; it’s been following her like a lost dog and she’s growing annoyed. It never speaks; never makes any sort of sound; not even a wail of a distraught one.

The spirit plays with Jason and Cheryl; it keeps an eye on them and Penelope can’t really fault it for that. Until Jason gets sick; and then Cheryl does and then Penelope pulls out her books and reverses it.

The spell she uses isn’t hard; in fact she teaches it to both Jason and Cheryl to use it; so if they ever get sick; so if they ever feel their strength leaving them they can boost it up. She knows it's dangerous; teaching such young children such dark magic; but she knows the villagers don’t bother her.

The villagers become a problem when the first potion fails. The woman brings her child back; too sick; too weak to make a sound and leaves her with Penelope. Sometimes she hates their blind trust.

She tells them the child died; she tells them the sickness was too great; the spirit grows more restless; finally making sounds; a piercing screech whenever Penelope lies as more villagers bring their sick children in; as Jason and Cheryl seem to grow healthier and healthier; as the spirit grows more and more angry.

The council meets; Penelope; Alice, Forsythe, Fred; the parents; the ones who haven’t lost children. The other families are their; all the kids are playing with Cheryl and Jason; there’s no need for them to hide; all of the children avoided the sickness.

They can all see the spirit; it hovers behind Penelope and cries; screams when she tries to lie about it. Alice Cooper and Forsythe Jones ask her about it; they don’t talk to it directly, it’s screams increase.

“Monstrous things mean monstrous creatures doing it. Your outside should match the inside of you; all the time.” The voice hisses and then everything goes black.

When everyone wakes up they find none of them can die; none of them can leave the town lines; it pushes them back.

Forsythe; who now goes by FP, finds himself and most of the southside Serpents transform into werewolves anytime they feel excessive emotions or when the full moon shines. Alice Cooper and her children all scream when someone dies, not that it happens often but when strangers wander into the town. Fred Andrews and his family hunger for blood; although Mary manages to get out; something about her kindness to the spirit allows her to leave. The Lodges are irresistible to anyone who comes into the town; they leave as well; the spirit knows they’ll all need more humans to feed on one way or another.

The Blossom’s are witches. They’re necromancers specifically but they never raise the dead; they know the dead should stay that way. They learned; they were the cause and they know the history. Everyone thinks it’s Penelope’s great great grandmother who cursed the town; and it is; if you know they’re one and the same. All the adults know but they try to keep the children from the awareness; Hiram keeps them drugged with Jangle; he and Clifford are in league; using each other as scapegoats anytime the kids get too close to figuring things out.

Penelope’s fingers curl around Jason’s neck; stroking the hair at the base of his skull. He doesn’t move; doesn’t blink; doesn’t breathe; Penelope thinks that maybe the dead shouldn't’ stay dead for the first time when they pull her son out of the river.

He’s laid out in his best clothes; the least they can do is heal all the wounds he received. He really does look just like he’s sleeping and it should be enough for her. It’s not; and as she leaves; not noticing Cheryl is watching from the shadows.

Cheryl Blossom isn’t cursed. The whole town is; she knows it; it’s what her mother said; it’s what her family tries so desperately to hide; how bloody their hands really are.

If anyone knew what her family had done; the truth of it; she knows she’d be thrown to the wolves; and everyone knows the Southside werewolves leave no scraps.

It’s been centuries since they’ve had anyone new in town; until your family moves in.

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#sweet pea imagine #sweet pea #reggie mantle #reggie mantle imagine #betty cooper #betty cooper imagine #cheryl blossom #cheryl blossom imagine #jughead jones #jughead jones imagine #parentdale #riverdale reader insert #riverdale imagine #riverdale #sweet pea x reader #sweet pea x you #reggie mantle x reader #reggie mantle x you #stattic #written

[riverdale-retread]

There are two types of Riverdale mothers.

Type A: hold on to your child forever or almost die trying (Alice, Penelope, Mayor McCoy)

Type B: bye bye child & good riddance (Gladys, Mary, Hermione, Mrs. Keller)

#riverdale #parentdale

[fredheads]

don't get any big ideas they're not gonna happen

#fp jones #fred andrews #fredsythe #riverdale #parentdale

[prudeau]

PENELOPE BLOSSOM

in “Chapter 121: Love & Marriage”

#riverdaleedit #riverdaleladiesdaily #parentdaleedit #penelopeblossomedit #parentdale #penelope blossom #mine

[nadjaofstatenisland]

"Okay, what is wrong with you people?" "Will you just spare us the middle-class morality? It's not like they were brother and sister." - Hal Cooper, Clifford Blossom (all the dialogue from this scene is gold tbh)

"Slut shaming. It's what they call it when sluts get shamed." - Alice Cooper (iconic and beyond reproach)

"Alice Cooper - no longer lactose intolerant I see." - Hermione Lodge (been haunted by this line for six and a half years what the FUCK does this line mean)

"There's the sticky, dark, dirty truth. Maple syrup. Drown in it why don't you!" - Penelope Blossom (she's literally SO dramatic in this scene especially considering what we find out scenes later happened)

"I'm so sorry to interrupt your adultery, Fred." - Alice Cooper

"You remember our Homecoming, Alice?Hal? Back in the day? Your mom ever tell you about that night? ("Just that she and my dad were king and queen.") "Yeah they were - of hell." - FP Jones (this whole scene is also great but you KNOW this bitch thought he was so clever coming up with this little quip)

"I mean is there not a nice gay kid at your school?" - Tom Keller (#1 ally)

"I didn't realize that you were a polyamorist." "I don't think that's an actual word." - Alice Cooper, Mary Andrews

#this is only 8 but a few are two lines #in no particular order but i kept it to s1 #i also know i forgot some obvious ones #parentdale #riverparents #hal cooper #alice cooper #fp jones #hermione lodge #clifford brown #penelope blossom #sierra mccoy #tom keller

[campgender]

hear me out okay. hermione/fred/fp/alice toxic polycule

#the end of 1x08 always makes me soooo !!!!! fp being clearly in love w fred then calling him ‘your man’ to hermione & warning her abt hiram #i have to stop thinking abt parentdale it makes me too emotional !!!!! #mac watches riverdale #parentdale

[eastvillages]

hand in glove, the smiths / fred & fp, the midnight club.

#fredsythe #parentdale #parentdaleedit #riverdale #the midnight club #fred andrews #fp jones

[georgcfan]

we just knew Sierra was pegging Tom. love a bi4bi marriage #lovewins

#riverdale #parentdale #mckeller are swingers canon

[alicuntismswrites]

this has been said so many times (i’m not sure if it matters) a rivermoms series

the mamas who raised them. these are their stories.

and i’m dizzy on dreams hermione gomez has always known what she wanted from life and the first step has always been to leave riverdale behind.

bury me in memory no one could ever say that alice smith was swept along by the current of life. a victim of circumstances. someone who settles for the easier path.no.alice smith made her own decisions and she stuck by them. come hell or high water, she stuck by them.

an only child of the universe she’s named for a saint of selflessness. a mother who gave up everything to help her son reach sainthood.too bad gladys laurence isn’t the self-sacrificing type.

keep my jealousy close (cause it’s all mine) penelope blossom remembers what it means to be loved unconditionally. she remembers what it means to be in control of one’s life. she remembers and remembers until one day . . . she forgets.  (TBA)

the girl whose lips couldn’t move fast enough there was a plan that led to a path that led to a life. sierra samuels has known this as long as she’s known that the sky is blue and the grass is green. she’s always known this. yet still - she cannot make her feet move forward for that next step. (TBA)

bulletproof loneliness mary anderman was born in riverdale. she was raised in riverdale. her entire world started at the banks of the sweetwater river and ended at the train tracks that bordered sunnyside trailer park. mary anderman is riverdale to her very core. if she spent her free time checking the bus depot departure times, then that was her business and no one else’s. (TBA)

#riverdale #rivermoms #parentdale #linette writes #these are their stories #penelope blossom #sierra mccoy #mary andrews #alice cooper #hermione lodge #gladys jones #i just....am obsessed with the graphics i made for this series #i'll be updating this post with links as i publish the rest of the fics in this series #i just didn't want this lingering in my drafts for the rest of time lol #fic series