god gives his carpelest tunnels to his limp wristedest soldiers
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carmilla putting the hat she was wearing awkwardly onto brian's head whilst nastya and ts are performing and him then keeping it on for the next 20 minutes during the lashings live provides me instant psychic damage, and i have no accurate way of explaining why. it's a stupid fucking hat, too
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life is good but it could have an off-putting cunty vampire in it
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from kink night yesterday, after he bent me over the bar n wailed on me w the paddle n then offered it arnd 2 like 4 more ppl
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH ITS TIME FOR MORE MTN DEW LESBIANS!!!!!!!!! they are besties and you can find them in their natural habitat (the mall)
[image description: a reference image for two original characters inspired by flavors of mountain dew. on the left is summer freeze, an average-built dark-skinned woman with a short afro dyed to look like a triple flavored sno-cone. she is wearing yellow sunglasses, earrings shaped like popsicles, a red, yellow, and blue windbreaker with a white crop top underneath, a white choker, red athletic shorts, knee-high white socks, and yellow, red, and blue rollerskates. he also has on blue lipstick and has a blue bellybutton piercing. blurbs next to them say that their pronouns are she/he/they, that they "put the fruit in fruitbooter", and that they are "very chill. haha get it". on the left is supernova, a curvy alien with light pink skin, antennae, black and white compact eyes, a beauty mark, a heart-shaped tattoo on her chest, and wavy blond hair with a pink ombre and pink hair clips. it is wearing a dark jacket with a light fur trim, a hot pink leopard print crop top, a dark miniskirt with a thong underneath, hot pink leopard print thigh high stockings, dark boots with a light fur trim, and a hot pink heart-shaped bag. she also has pink sunglasses in her hand and has on hot pink eyeshadow and lipstick. blurbs around them say that they use any pronouns, that they "landed on earth & the first thing she saw was a bratz doll", and that "nobody suspects a thing". there are doodles of sparkles surrounding the two. end id]
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Anyone else notice that this is the second time in a row that Jon Chester has selected a report dealing with someone whose name is adjacent to Alice???
Tmagp 11 had Alison, tmagp 14 had Alyssa
Jon Chester what are you trying to tell us about Alice
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For my back pain havers: Imagine your f/o massaging your back! imagine them doing what they can to help!
Whether that be just massaging or rubbing it, or getting a warm bath going for you!
Proship dni
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