#ouch my ovaries

[ominus-potato]

‼️Trans Bob real‼️

#Smg4 #smg4 bob #bob fanart #Smg4 fanart #Smg4 Bob fanart #trans #transgender #ouch my ovaries #trans Bob #headcanon #smg4 headcanon

[boliv-jenta]

This is not the Festive Period that I requested!

#ouch #my ovaries #i still have shit to do today

[dreamlogic]

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#shit chat #medical cw #meatsuit renno #finally worked up the guts to message the surgeon who did my hysterectomy like #hey i know it's normal to experience pain and stiffness for a while after this surgery like at least a couple months #but uuh. it's been 8 months and i still wake up feeling like shit most days? #pretty sure regular shooting pains where my right ovary used to be aren't normal almost a year after surgery? #like i could be wrong but i feel like i probably shouldn't need 1200mg of painkillers a day to manage constant throbbing abdominal aches #after i've hit the 'maximum recovery window' for this surgery uuh [checks calendar] ...nearly three times? #at least the fatigue has finally started to go away. i feel my vitality returning slowly but steadily #but i'm still not back to my pre-op activity or mobility levels cause OOF OUCH MY ABSOLUTE PELVIS #and i've been noticing an abnormal amount of abdominal bloating that doesn't seem to correlate with indigestion or other factors #and isn't fat from weight gain like i initially thought it was #idk maybe i'm paranoid but i read an article a while ago abt someone who had a 15lb cyst in that nobody noticed for over a year #bc they were AFAB & our pain is chronically underreported and not taken seriously when it is #like did y'all leave some forceps in my gut and now i'm growing a mass around it?? wtf???? #idk if i hope it's nothing so i don't have to deal with more medical bullshit or if i hope it's something to legitimize my experience #godddd it would be so satisfying if i got to tell my boss's boss who's been hounding me relentlessly about proformance and Managing Burnout #HEY JACKASS TURNS OUT I'M A VICTIM OF BOTCHED SURGERY AND YOU'RE A DICK FOR NOT GIVING ME ACCOMMODATIONS

[descriptionofaruby]

ovary hurting juice...

#ouch oof my ovaries

[pinkcornerstuff]

the most realist thing that has happened all day.

#fucking kms #bpd feels #girl problems #i hate being a woman #I hate my ovaries #hell is a teenage girl #femcel #female rage #femininity #i hate being here #i wanna be a fairy #ouch #screaming crying throwing myself against a wall #explore #tumblr for you #foryou #fypシ゚viral #tumblr girls

[raeathnos]

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#I need a nonbinary option for afab medical shit #tmi- I need a vagina ultrasound to make sure the cyst healed correctly and majorly not looking forward to it #partly because ouch but also they have like images of babies plastered on the wall #like pls I’m just here to make sure my stupid ovary healed #I understand why it’s gendered but like #it makes me so uncomfortable #the whole theme of ✨motherhood✨babies✨womanhood✨ is very alienating #and like I have such bad anxiety about this shit and now I get to deal with the dysphoria too :/ #not everyone who’s afab and getting an ultrasound is having a baby holy shit pls #even before I realized I was nonbinary this shit used to piss me off #not everyone wants kids #some of us gotta deal with endo+pcos and like pls stop

[diazpoems]

Never have I felt more badly for making fun of those cheesy ass “fictional bf/gf takes care of you on ur period uwu” headcanons because FUCK I could rlly use that right now

#bear talks #CRAMPS ARE FUCKING KILLING ME WHAT THE FUCK #i give being afab a 0/10 rn. do not recommend. fucking ouch #literally sitting here and being killed by my own damn ovaries as I write this

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Based on that post about Charlie is magically turned into a kid. The staff are arguing and Alastor makes his usual snide comments about Vaggie, and Little Charlie kicks his shin and says "Don't be mean to the pwetty lady!"

Oh! That is absolutely precious!!! Yes! Yes! and Triple Yes!

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Vaggie: Lucifer, I'm serious! We need to figure out why Charlie is a toddler. The Princess of Hell can't go from looking like she's in her twenties to being two!

Kid Charlie: (pausing in her headbutt game with Razzle to shout) I'm fwee! (gets headbutted by Razzle and sprawls out on the floor)

Vaggie: Oh, I'm sorry, Charlie. (to Lucifer) A Three Year Old! (swipes her arms in a cutting motion) And I am NOT being labelled as a pedophile because my girlfriend turned into a literal child!

Lucifer: (recording Charlie playing with Razzle with an almost manic amount of giggles) Awwwww, do we have to??? Look how ADORABLE she is!!!

Kid Charlie: (tired of playing headbutts, climbs onto Razzle's back and rides him across the floor) Onward, Razzle!!! To da castle!!!

Razzle: Bap-Baa-Baa-BAAAAAAAP!!! (charges and sprints around the lobby, occasionally jumping and using his wings to stay airborne a little longer)

Vaggie: (heart melts and ovaries pulse before she shakes off the rose colored glasses and growls at Lucifer) Yes, Lucifer. We have to.

Lucifer: (pouting) Awwww.... Alright....

Alastor: (shadows in from nowhere) I heard Lucifer sigh in dismay. What did I miss? (sees Charlie riding Razzle's back and quriks an eyebrow) Well, this is an interesting turn of events.

Vaggie: (groans) Charlie randomly turned into a three year old. We're trying to figure out how to turn her back.

Alastor: (grin widens and turns more menacing) And who will be watching her in that time?

Lucifer: Uh, I literally raised her once already. I think I can manage watching her for a few days while we figure out what's going on.

Vaggie: No offense, Sir, but I think you should put your efforts into figuring out how to turn Charlie back. You have the most magic experience out of all of us.

Lucifer: (Morningstar Puppy Eyes and whimpers like a kicked puppy)

Vaggie: (after building an immunity due to living with Charlie for three years) No. You're working on finding a cure.

Lucifer: (huffs) Fine. (adjusts his hat sassily) You've just fallen from Awesome Future Daughter-In-Law to Moderate Future Daughter-In-Law.

Vaggie: (rolls her eyes) I'll go with you to that rubber duck expo next week if you can figure out how to turn Charlie back.

Lucifer: With the fluffy duckie jam-jams?!

Vaggie: Ugh! Yes! With the duckie pajamas! But you have to get Charlie turned back before then.

Lucifer: Deal! Ho! (does the CA-CHING arm move) I'll have this figured out by the end of the day! Best! Future! Daughter-In-Law! EVER!!! (poofs away in red and gold glitter)

Alastor: Well, now that we have that settled. I'll take young Charlie until then.

Vaggie: The fuck you are!!!

Alastor: Oh? And were you going to watch her? I happen to be wonderful with children!

Vaggie: I've managed to do just fine so far?

Kid Charlie & Razzle: (accidentally ram into the couch) Ow..../ Baaaa...

Alastor: Ah, yes. The epitome of maternal instinct... Or should I say, the poster child for contraception? Leave the nurturing to the professionals, darling, unless you're aiming for 'World's Worst Babysitter' award.

Vaggie: (growls as her eyes glow and her bow turns into horns)

Kid Charlie: (hears the jab, sees Vaggie being super pissed and the self-conscious of her capabilities swirling underneath her bravado, and growls as she runs on all fours towards Allastor; dutifully headbutting him in the shin with her horns) BAAAAAAAP!!!!

Alastor: Ouch! My shin!

Kid Charlie: (stomps Alastor's ankle for good measure)

Alastor: Gah! My fucking ankle!

Kid Charlie: (stomps her foot and points at Alastor with a surprising air of authority) Don't be mean to the pwetty lady!!! (turns to Vaggie as her horns disappear and makes grabby motions) Uppies, Ms. Pwetty Lady, pweeeease?

Vaggie: Pfft! (stops the bout of laughter bubbling in her chest and picks up Charlie, cradling her on her hip) Yeah, Alastor. Be nice to the pwetty lady. And you shouldn't be swearing in front of children. (turns to Charlie) Thank you, sweetie. (kisses Charlie's cheek in a maternal way)

Kid Charlie: Tehehehehehehe! (continues to giggle and blush while acting bashful and hiding her face)

#thank you anon #hazbin hotel #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #charlie morningstar #kid charlie #vaggie #chaggie? #alastor #Lucifer #kid charlie is adorable #lucifer is a good dad #lucifer is a goober #fluffy duckie jam-jams

[silkysnowflakes]

Y/N X Jesus

`He goes down on me Hoping that I would give him what he desires. Little did he know, I dreamt of him touching a helpless bug like a shiny bitch. I really needed to have that kind of feeling for eternity. As I took a fat gulp of his sweat when he gagged on my toes, he growled and snarled at me. I really felt it touch the deepest part of my vajayjay. As he whispered the alphabet in my belly button, I shook in excitement. My teeth chattered against his pubes while he gripped my grippers reassuringly. Suddenly I peed on his keys and he was smirking at the flustered mess I had on tuesday. Then he jumped down onto my uterus aggressively, asserting his dominance. 

”Kitten, don't make daddy horny” He whimpers, making babies out of tissue paper. He liked babies that squirt all over his massive schlong. 

“Go down Jesus, I'm waiting for your babies to stop squirting.” I moaned.

“But I like babies that squirt all over my juicy meat grippers” He grunts as he stomps on the pool floaties i'm currently eating.

Pissing on the bench, I decided that Jesus wasn't meant to be my husbando, but we still have children and Michael Jackson's sexual fantasies. He groped my grippers when I moaned cutely Nya~. I slapped his Testes triumphantly with cockiness. Jesus ate my coochie like an apple, making me tinkle and sprinkle cutely. I really felt violated by his eyelashes. They were so long and thick, just enough to touch my deepest crevice of my ovaries. As he huffed and puffed and cuffed my tatas, making my hairs moist and slick, squishing my eyeballs. Then I farted so cutely. 

“Damn shawty” Jesus said, “I want you to ligma testes” 

He ate my sensitive little fingernail seductively with passion. 

“Ouch,” Jesus exclaimed. “You hot caterpillar. I am penetrated by your kidneys”

I moaned softly in response. In the background, I could hear careless whispers playing as he merges into my scalp. My body is trembling as he's in my scalp and I flick his toes swedely.. “Want a break from the ads?” He whispers in my nostril, unsure if I can continue with his goofy ahh antics. Then we fucked til the witching hour on a sunday church service. He grunted sexily with frustration as he tried to pull shit out of my clit. Then he squirted silly string cutely with pleasure, indefinitely causing a seizure. His long schlong stabbed my liver as he convulsed the holy spirit out of me. Then, Jesus died. It only took three seconds for him to be resurrected. I sighed in annoyance and stabbed him to make sure he wouldn’t resurrect again. Then a bright light shone in my eyes, effectively blinding me. 

“H-HOW!?” I screamed “You’re supposed to be dead!”

“You thought! Nerd.” Jesus said before taking out a belt and beating me with it.

“HARDER” I yelped. I could feel him holding back. Jesus wasn't beating me properly, and it was making me angry.  

edit: YES I know it looks unfinishded but trust me do you REALLY want me to keep going?

#Jesus but not like Jesus #Thisoneisfortrishapaytas #I loOove you #Jesus #Smut #Hotcatipilar #Shit posting #Please do ask #Ask me anything #No im not in therapy

[whorekneecentral]

started my period this morning and it genuinely feelings like my fallopian tubes are playing tennis with my ovaries…sigh how is your day going?

-🏎️

ouch ouch ouch those are the worsttttt

I’m rewatching the race cause apparently I didn’t get enough pain this morning 

#🏎️ anon

[goofstep]

ouch i got a big rock in my ovary

[vlahovic]

Whenever Šany chews gum, it's so hot. My ovaries go ouch. Ok I'll behave. I'll repent at Bible study I promise.

he’s so hot when he breathes when he blinks when he exists… yeah

#answered

[larrysballetslippers]

I just spent the last 15 minutes looking at a dad being so great for his daughter. First of all, ouch, but also my ovaries...

#he did a manipedi on her #colored her hair and styled it etc etc #took her on a date #like she's 5 omg that must feel so good #not saying dads should feel praised for being a parent #but mine never did any of that so it was pretty nice to see

[herecomesthefirstday]

the menstrual cycle is BULLSHIT! oh you're on your period? PAIN AND SUFFERING. oh your period ended? PAIN AND SUFFERING. oh you're ovulating? PAIN AND SUFFERING. oh your period is starting soon? PAIN AND SUFFERING.

this post dedicated to my left ovary. how can something the size of an almond make me so miserable. ouch ouch ouch

#uterus complaints #four weeks in a month and all of them bad

[queen-mabs-revenge]

except this trying time is an egg being offered by my fucking bitch of a right ovary oUCH FUCK

#mittelschmerz #the ongoing saga #i did put in for an ultrasound but who knows when that'll happen

[firstaidspray]

Ough!! My ovary!! Ow!! Ouch!! Ouughgg!!

#the phantom period has harmed me once again