noah fence but i think ur name is missin' an extra 'T' at the end B((((
YOU’RE JUST MAD YOU WEREN’T INITIALLY WANTED , MR . MISTAKE .
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goten i got a secret to tell ya
COUNTENANCE INSTANTANEOUSLY TWISTS towards the other’s direction at the mentioning of a SECRET he was meaning to tell . whatever he had to say , the hybrid was more than ready to listen - after all TRUNKS’ hair was full of secrets, and good ones too. ❝ well what’re ya waiting for ? come on , LET’S HEAR IT ! ❞
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❛ you shoot at me, i'll pull the bullet out of my ruined jacket and shove it up your ass with my pinky finger, and who do you think that's going to hurt more ? ❜
❛ you're gonna shove a VIRTUAL bullet up my ass?? ❜ jim stares at trunks' face for a few seconds before he looks back at the tv screen and puts a bullet in his character. head shot! ❛ whoa look at that YOU'RE DEAD, amazing. i didn't mess up that dumb JACKET though, just like you wanted, so you're welcome. ❜
meme // accepting
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FAT COW DON'T CALL ME UGLY
‘ WHO YA’ CALLING FAT COW, YOU UGLY APE ? it’s hard not to state the blatantly obvious with a gross MUG like yours , i honestly think the word ugly is too good for you. there’s a ton of ugly aliens out there, but YOU , make the cut for the ugliest thing on EARTH. guess alien genes aren’t treating you right, might want to put a bag over your head to restrain me from turning blind from looking at you longer than ten seconds. your face puts shame to your name, maybe that’s why dad never wanted to hold you once when you were first born . makes sense since i wouldn’t want to hold someone as ugly as you. so i’ll call you ugly if i want to, UGLY. ‘
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orchidfists replied to your post: noah fence but i think ur name is missin' an extra...
to be fair dad didnt want either of us
he wanted me more than u , that’s a FACT
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❛ gunpowder, nitroglycerine, notepads, fuses, wicks, glue… and paper clips, big ones. you know, just office supplies. ❜
❛ wow everyone must LOVE comin' inta work everyday thinking today might be THE day the boss gets them all killed, right? interns probably gotta be DRAGGED out of the building they love the place so much. ❜
meme // accepting
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trunks voice: go back to bed u dumb baby
‘ I’M NOT A DUMB BABY ! you’re just mad cause’ i’m too tired to LOVE someone so mean like you, trunks ! this is why i only save my love for nice people like mama and papa, cause’ they don’t call me stupid names like you do or pick on me a lot. at least i’m not UGLY like you ! i’m tellin papa that you called me dumb and then you’re gonna be sorry cause’ you’re gonna be crying like a dumb baby when he’s done with you ! ‘
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ø ;0
ø - for a late night text
[to: alien king][sent: 3:35 AM]
i’m hundreds of years old. i’m just laying here thinking about how you probably don’t know that but there it is. witches have really long lifespans.i know a few who are well over a thousand and are still in their prime.so now you know.
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stop trying to pin blames on me !!
‘ maybe when you stop being so ANNOYING that’ll be possible ! hope dad sends a knuckle-sandwich your way BUT DON’T WORRY , i’ll take great care of CAPSULE CORPS. when i take over after you’re dead after he’s through with you !! ’
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❛ sorry if this is a STUPID question but did you only come here to bother me? cause ya' didn't have to go through all the TROUBLE of comin' to see me to do that it usually bothers me just knowing you're out there somewhere DOIN' shit. ❜
orchidfists
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angsting w/ @orchidfists more like
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@orchidfists
“ Sorry! I know I shouldn’t have
been taking pictures, but, I just -
U H. ”
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💌 reverse WINKS WINKKSs
valentine’s day | accepting!
why she would insist on taking part in some silly human holiday was beyond her; unlike many other holidays, witches had no equivalent, and so its existence went largely unnoticed by eruka until recently. until she began spending more and more time in the human world, just to spend time with some stupid cocky boy.
grumbling, she held the pink card tightly in her hands as she entered the overly large capsule corp building. she had nothing to say, no sassy quip about how stupid this was, nothing sarcastic to offer. this was out of her realm of comfort, and yet her feet kept pushing her forward until she was standing before him, head down and face masked by the brim of her hat. it was after a moment that she shoved the card against her chest and turned her nose up and away, indignant.
❝human holidays are stupid but if you want we could celebrate this one together.❞
nailed it.
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⋮ ❛ orchidfists ⁽ ˡᶤᵏᵉᵈ ⁾
❛ ——— trunks brief? isn’t that some kinda double negative? ( as far as UNDERWEAR goes, sure. whatever the deal was, he hadn’t a clue who this guy claimed to be.
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