#or ur a man in love with a woman but ur family doesn't have money for that rn

[muertawrites]

Imagine Jason giving Eddie shit for having his hair pulled back into a bun and the shit eating grin he would give Jason as he says “ladies love looking at a pretty face when you go down your poor girl if you don’t know that”

Side note you single handed feed my perv Eddie addiction so thank you for doing the lords work

(ur welcome for perv!eddie <3 he exists bc of perv!muerta lmao. also i took some liberties and aged everyone up bc i'm grown and love to self indulge. and i also made it hopper!reader bc it's my party and i'll cry if i want to)

18+ minors don't look

You don't mind still living with your family. Your little siblings are cool, your dad doesn't charge you rent (which is important when you're saving money to move across the country), and your stepmom makes a kickass casserole.

The only thing that sucks is living across the street from Jason Carver, the dickhead jock from your high school years who moved in a few months ago with his newlywed bride. They aren't bad neighbors, and his wife is actually very nice (which makes you feel sorry for her, having to be married to that monster), you just fucking hate him. He used to call you fat and write rude graffiti about you in bathroom stalls, and he once felt you up in the crush to leave the gym after a pep rally.

Not to mention the time he rallied an angry mob to try and lynch your boyfriend.

The same boyfriend who's still very much alive, leaned over the front of your car with his hair knotted at the nape of his neck, trying to figure out why you can't start your engine. You lean against the driver's side door and just gaze at him, admiring the sheen of sweat that sticks his fringe to his brow and the poke of his tongue between his lips, the furrow of concentration on his face.

God, he's sexy. And god, you can't wait to get out of Hawkins and have him all to yourself.

"You're eyefucking me again," Eddie drawls, leaning into the car to poke at something.

"And you hate it so much you wore a crop top to stop me," you tease.

He smirks, glancing up at you through his lashes.

"We're gonna have to tow it to the shop," he announces, pulling his bandana from his back pocket to wipe his hands clean of grease. "Don't have the right tools here."

You groan, rolling back onto the door.

"That's gonna seriously cut into our moving budget," you whine. "Can't you just use duct tape or something?"

Eddie chuckles as he strolls to your side, wrapping an arm around your shoulders to pull you in for a kiss.

"The owner of Smith's Towing owes me a favor," he tells you. "I'll see if I can call it in. And you know you can always pay me in head..."

You giggle, taking his face in your hands as he leans in for another kiss, tongue swiping at your lower lip. You're just about to start sucking serious face, maybe even grope him through his jeans, when your friendly neighborhood psychopath takes it upon himself to ruin the mood.

"I'm surprised she lets you kiss her looking like that, Munson," Jason jeers from across the street, having just come back from a run. "You look like a fuckin' pussy in that getup."

Eddie sneers, grumbling under his breath before putting on his best "fuck you, too" smile and raising his middle finger at him, tucking you in close to his hip.

"I'm surprised your wife lets you kiss her with that nasty ass mouth," you quip back. "Bet you taste real bitter."

If there's one thing you'll never not enjoy, it's Jason Carver seething over the fact that you, a little helpless woman, always have the wits to shut him up.

"My wife wouldn't be caught dead with a man like that," he spits. "If you can even call him that, with his hair like that."

"What, your wife didn't tell you?" Eddie chimes in. "Women like to see your face when you eat them out. That poor girl probably hasn't had an orgasm in her life. Least not from you."

Jason's on him in a flash, crossing the pavement in a matter of three strides and grabbing Eddie by the collar of his shirt. You're between them before either can throw a punch, grabbing a wrench from Eddie's open tool kit and holding it to Jason's face.

"Knock it off, jackasses," you snap. "You're grown fucking men. Get a grip."

Eddie relaxes, holding up his hands and taking a step back. Jason spits onto the sidewalk, also moving away.

"Listen to your whore, Munson," he mutters. "Too weak to keep the little bitch in line."

Eddie snaps. He pushes past you before you have time to react, taking Jason by the throat and landing a blow to the man's cheek. The rings on his fingers hit like brass knuckles. You manage to get a hold of him before he can do much damage, Eddie spitting in Jason's face as you haul him backward.

"You talk about her like that again and it's your life, Carver," Eddie growls. "You hear me? I'll rip you to fucking shreds."

The threat is so serious it startles even you.

Jason wipes the blood from his face onto his sleeve, eyes wide with terror as he scuttles up his driveway and through his front door. Eddie stretches his fingers, knuckles raw from the force of his punches.

"Way to not look like a murderer, Eddie," you deadpan.

"That fucker already thinks I am," he hisses. "Might as well scare him off. He speaks to you like that again, I'll kill him. And your dad'll help me hide the body."

You want to argue but you can't. Jim Hopper would hide a body if it were the body of a man who insulted you.

#eddie munson #eddie asks #eddie munson blurb #eddie munson drabble #eddie munson x hopper!reader #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you

[erissheiress]

MODERN ERIS DRESSING IN CRISP SHIRTS AND SUITS!!!

MODERN ERIS LIVING OFF OF DADDYS MONEY GUARANTEED A JOB IN THE TOP LAW FIRM!!!

MODERN ERIS WINING AND DINING YOU THEN PAYING FOR A FIVE STAR HOTEL SUITE!!

ALWAYS HAVING DESIGNER BAGS AND HEELS!!

FUCKING UR FAMILIES ENEMEY BEHIND UR BACKKK?? like equivalent of a night court reader but modern au like maybe Azriel’s sister? Mor’s twin? Rhys’ sister? your own father owning a rival company

MODERN ERIS FUCKING U IN HIS PORSCHE!!!!

ANON??? let's be friends pls and thanks

I love two aspects of this omg

1. nepo baby Eris and a reader who isn't involved in his world of wealth and privilege. maybe reader has their own business, or has just a normal 9-5 or works for Eris' law firm but that's a different scenario and she meets Eris by accident, doesn't really know or care who the handsome man she bumps into is, and Eris is WHIPPED already. a beautiful woman bumps into him and doesn't recognise him?? he's in love. cue the wining and dining and falling in loveeee

anyways there is SO MUCH potential for this aspect omg

2. Eris and a reader who is involved in his world, like you said her family (Rhys perhaps) has a rival company and she's a badass. designer clothes, red lipstick, louboutins, but also an undeniable sense of hardwork and realism about you that he's drawn to. man is also WHIPPED and is in awe of your power. so ye get together, cue all the family drama that comes with that but SO MUCH POTENTIAL again

and either way... Eris is 100% fucking you in his porche 🤭🤭

#this is rough but anon pls be my friend #eris vanserra #acotar x reader #eris vanserra x reader #eris x reader #a court of thorns and roses x reader #a court of thorns and roses #acotar #my writing #anon <3

[groupiewhoreee]

Metallica Headcanons ! (NSFW edition!) - Includes Lars, Kirk, James and Cliff! (Robert and others coming later.)

lars ulrich

alright, we all know lars is a cocky little short shit, so that applies to sex. lars loves to just degrade, and tease/edge you so much during sex. he'll edge you and all that until ur legs are quaking, and your begging to cum and let you feel pleasure again.

okay if he had to get asked what his favorite part about you was, he'd say ur boobs and ass definitely, but sincerely, he'd say he loves every part of you, he loves every inch of ur body, he says ur the perfect woman he'd ever seen.

lars is iffy on toys. he's probably used them once or twice, but overall he doesn't use them unless you'd want to, and he isn't really willing to get seen in a sex shop with you buying toys, because that isn't just him. he'd give you the money to buy them, he won't really just- actually go with you.

his favorite positions is leap frog, doggy style, and face off, missionary. he likes to look over and see ur face as he pounds into you relentlessly, and mound you. he likes to see you cry, and whimper while he bites into ur neck while he just fucks you.

lars is hesitant on kinks. he'll only do it if he likes it, and if its not gross and disgusting. like piss, shit, stuff like that. he likes some bdsm, yeah, pulling hair, spitting, stuff like that, just not piss, shit, anything like that. its just not him, its gross and he'll most likely not have sex with you anymore if you even ask.

he prefers actual sex, but since he's a very busy rockstar, quickies are the way to go. also public sex, he tried doing in malls, fast food places, anywhere that nobody can most likely see, but he recently tried doing it in a mcdonald's play place area. didn't work out much, but he tried. you two were kicked out.

kirk hammett

kirk is a sweet, sensual and funny loving guy during sex. sex is usually giggles and shit. like you falling off the bed, you making weird noises and him doing something stupid, its all laughs and non serious things. he doesn't degrade you much, he doesn't do anything like that unless he's angry, or upset about something and he needs to blow off.

this man thinks every inch of you is perfect, although he really loves ur ass, he still thinks ur curves, rolls, all of that is perfect, and he loves it especially. he says not to worry about what other people think of you, because they are just jealous of how perfect you are. kirk is very sweet about that.

kirk doesn't use toys as much, yes he buys them but only for you, and he doesn't use them for himself, but he uses them for you of course. if thats what your really into, then he'll buy it for you but its rare, sometimes he just gives you the cash to buy it which is somewhat often. but you don't ask for toys much so.

he likes face off, missionary, and countertop. he sometimes wants to see ur sweet, crying face as he just pounds into you at a slow speed, teasing you just slightly. but other times he yk wants ur ass, which is often. he loves booty, booty is booty. but he also likes boobs, so he reaches down and gropes ur breasts at times so theres that.

kirk is willingly open to try any kinks you'd want. if he doesn't like how it sounds he definitely won't do it, and sex will just be casual from then. he isn't like lars, and he isn't as gross, and dirty so. just tell them what the kink is and shit like that. kirk likes a little hair tugging, neck kissing, and all that.

since he is a busy rockstar, quickies is most likely to happen. but actual sex does happen! don't worry. public sex is also fine with kirk, he'll sometimes bring you to the family restrooms and just fuck you, or mound you in the alleyway where some people can see, but not fully, or on a public park bench.

james hetfield

you kno, imo i think james is a very rough, somewhat degrading son of a tall bitch. but, after sex he's a very sweet, loving guy that apologizes for being so rough, but laughs and chuckles with you afterwards and hugs, cuddles w/ you, whatever you really need. he likes to just mound you relentlessly, but afterwards he's so different.

okay, james lives for your body, and just you in general. he says every part of you is perfect. he literally can't decide, but if he really had to choose, he'd say your thighs, and lips. he explains that your lips are the perfect place to kiss, and your thighs are the best place to rest his hands. he just adores you all together, though.

james also, doesn't use toys but will use them if thats what your into. he doesn't mind going out to buy them with you. he doesn't care about lending you money for them. he just won't use them on himself, he thinks its somewhat weird, and he doesn't just like it in general.

he likes doggy style, and reverse cowgirl. he likes to reach and pull your hair, and bite and kiss ur neck leaning foward. he doesn't mind other positions though, he actually likes trying out new positions.

james, yeah, likes trying out new kinks, any weird kinks like piss and shit isn't what he's gonna do, he'll leave you instantly, he won't let that fly, sorry. although he likes trying out other ones that aren't weird, but overall he's willing.

same as kirk, and lars, basically.

cliff burton

I think personally, perhaps Cliff is a mixture of all of them. Just because sometimes he can be degrading, sweet and sensual, or in between. Aftercare, he has a smoke, and just swarms you with cuddles. he absolutely loves just holding you, he says you are warm, and nice to hold.

he absolutely adores your tits literally. although he likes every other part of you, he says ur tits are better, but he also likes ur cheeks and lip's because he likes to kiss them overall.

same as james, he's willing to go buy them for you, just not use them on himself.

he likes missionary, and counter top. or any position is fine with him, it just depends on what he wants to do.

of course, cliff will try new kinks with you, he just won't do piss and shit or any gross stuff because its disgusting? he'll just leave you automatically, he doesn't appreciate being w/ someone who likes piss as a kink.

same as the other 3!

#metallica #cliff burton #kirk hammett #james hetfield #lars ulrich #smutty #robert trujillo #ron mcgovney #jason newsted

[soldier-poet-king]

I love my Nonna dearly but I also just got my first real "here's how you should find a man" advice so truly 2023 IS my Charlotte Lucas year

To be fair, I'll give them credit, this is one of the first times my family has pulled this shit on me. I suppose my "I'm too busy focusing on school" excuse that I used through all 8 years of undergrad and grad school doesn't really work now that I've been working full-time for a year. And she also didn't bring it up in front of everyone or out of the blue, it came up because we had been discussing how insane my motherhas been about babies lately and my Nonna said "oh it's BC she's waiting for grandkids"

And like??? Just because my mother got married and had kids by my age (which may have been the right decision for her, this isn't judging even if I think her life went to shit bc of it) doesn't mean it's the right decision for ME

In fact, it is the ABSOLUTE WRONG decision for me. Theres a whole long list of reasons why I'm not getting married + or having children, including but not limited to: the trauma of my parents marriage and my childhood, my own ongoing health stuff, the whole religious queer anxiety guilt complex I've got going, the fact that if I were to get pregnant the resulting mental health crisis and dysphoria would undoubtedly make me *** y'know not soemthing that is frequently a source of nightmares for me or anything, my inability to take care of myself let alone CHILDREN, and the anxiety of raising children religious when I don't even know wtf is going on with me, CHILDREN??? IN THIS ECONOMY????

Ofc I can't exactly say any of this to my Nonna who, while incredibly sweet and loving and Good, is also like. Not at all exposed to these concepts and would probably freak out if I was like hello yes I am a big fat queer and I rlly hate the concept of gender and societal ideas of womanhood :) it also doesn't help that rlly the only single, middle aged woman my Nonna knows is this lady who works at the church who is DEFINITELY a badly closeted lesbian but also she's super fuckin mean and condescending and no one likes her BC she's a bitch, on top of the whole being a badly closeted lesbian in a conservative heteronormative religious environment

Like even IF I were to get licitly Catholic married to a man. You wanna find one for me??? My Nonna was like "go to church more to find a man" HELLO??? WHERE??I GO TO MASS EVERY WEEK?? Every religious man I know irl is a radtrad women can't wear pants type or is a manchild. Even if I COULD find a normal man, he'd have to get real cool about some stuff real quick. In that forever dilemma of too leftist queer for the religious and too religious for the leftist queers. (Obvs your partner doesn't have to be your duplicate but I'm like. Generally being on the same page. The same BALLPARK. is probably conducive to having a healthy relationship, y'know?)

Besides a significant part of my having 0 social life is because I am living in my parents basement which is in a shitty not-a-suburb of mostly immigrant families with youngish kids or super old folks from when the neighborhood was built, so it's poor and run down but also super fuckin far from anything To Do, so it's the WORST of both worlds of urban sprawl. And I have no car. And I already spend 2.5 hrs a day commuting for work. And I'm chronically tired. And joining a fencing club or taking art class or whatever costs MONEY y'know the thing I'm trying to SAVE by living in this hell place???? She literally said in the same convo "live here as long as possible to save money" like??? YOU CANT HAVE UR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO as long as I'm living here I'm NOT going out and meeting ppl BC there is literally Nowhere To Go. Big box stores like Walmart? Yet another strip mall? The highway??? THIS IS SOULLESS HELL of neither nature NOR accessible city amenities

And anyway, I would rather be in a long term marriage for tax benefits relationship anyway. Not platonic, not romantic, but a secret third thing (jk but also serious). Like. Mutual devotion that blurs the lines and transcends labels. It could be completely chaste. It could not be. It's not a dealbreaker really. It's about trust and devotion and companionship and love. But also I'm insane and I KNOW how insane and obsessive I sound, and society prioritizes nuclear family relationships and not the weird ass shit I crave, and I feel too much too fast and would ruin any relationship I had even if I WERE to somehow find someone who prioritizes those things too

So like. It's fine. Most days (not all ofc, but I'm trying) I'm okay with this and being on my own and learning to cultivate my own peace and Goodness and I know who I am and what I believe and what I trust to be Good and I'm working toward that and I'm not sacrificing it for anything. But also. Can you give a bitch a break. Please. I'm so fkin tired

#franposting #my bday isnt even til JUNE #im going to bitch anyway #im genuinely really upset but part of that is bc my headache has come back #and its worse than ever #i might cry but my head already hurts too much #i got really good news at work and only the men in my family made a big deal #the women were just. meh. and ofc none of them have careers so why should ot be important to me? #as the only granddaughter ofc :)))) #i am going. to crawl into bed. hair washed. lavender candle on. #do a lil meal planning. and then read or maybe just sleep. #tmrws goals after church are gym and grocery shopping before dnd #have to make my body hurt so much i cant think again #ofc bro 1 has claimed the car. so maybe i cant go #god. gos. i fuckin need to get out of here #but i literally cannot afford even studio apt rent in the city #and moving to one of the boroughs doesnt gwt me any closer to anything esp without a car #literally. just like. fuckin kill me #or find me a decently paid not soul killing job in a smaller city or even a town #where i could have a garden #or a porch swing. sit in. the sunlight

[destinyc1020]

I really like yr dissertations so ur fine lol i b writing novels as well wen i comment 😭

Yea honestly Kaias book club is good n she has great quesions for her guests n seems passionate about it. With her being so young and just the ignorance she has about nepotism/her priveldge it just makes her seem out of touch. Shes nt as bad as other nepo kids bt it dnt help her that shes moving away from the skill shes good at (modeling) and the thing she seems to want to do (acting), shes nt currently good at. This was the art comment: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ellendurney/kaia-gerber-said-nepotism-isnt-how-art-is-made. i remember ppl clowning her for it cuz she def got a starring role in AHS cuz she auditioned with her mom and her unintentionally calling her acting "art" is just 😬 (n like u said prob due to her being naive she mignt nt even realize her being ignorant). JE n Kaia looked miserable going to that Academy Musuem thing lmao bt they seemed fine IRL most of the time

Welp Kaia learned wat NOT to do after dating Zs ex lmaoo talking about loving that man wen they only lasted a yr.. gurl 🫣. She eems to b a fan of Z now so good for her lol

W/Austin i def agree Kaia seems like a safe choice. Theres a difference between a older woman (or just a woman around his age) who is prob established in her career and mayb wanting the nxt steps in her personal life (marriage or kids) vs a 21 yr old who is still figuring out wat she wants bt has the financial means to hang out with her bf a lot more and prob isnt thinkin bout her future rn. Austin is the best bf Kaias had so far based on how her parents seem to really like him so i think their all relieved in that aspect. i think Austin dsnt like to b single for too long either tbh. i really dnt know how this relationship bout to go lol

Thnx Anon! 🥰

Glad you enjoy my dissertations lol.

Yea Kaia's book club seems great. I've seen a couple of them over the years actually. I'm all for ppl enjoying whatever hobbies make them happy, and reading seems to be an avid hobby of hers.

Her mom Cindy is actually pretty smart. She graduated with honors and had a full scholarship to attend university for Chemical Engineering if I'm not mistaken. So maybe Kaia takes after her mom's intellectual side.🤷🏾‍♀️

But, like you said, she's still very young, naïve, and basically been living in a wealthy, southern CA bubble her whole entire life imo.

Granted, she's had some life experiences that many young women her age have never had, but she's still been pretty sheltered and just comes off as a little out of touch with the "real world" if you ask me.

Again, it's not a huge slight in itself, but more so just a testament to the fact that she was born in wealth, and she's only 21 lol 😅

I'm sorry Anon lol 😅 I couldn't with this article you linked. See, yet again.... You can tell that she's a sweet girl, but very naïve..... just in MY opinion lol.

I don't think she realizes that her mom doesn't have to call in to beg people to put her on the runway or in films. I don't think she realizes that just by being Rande and Cindy's daughter, she automatically has a leg up just due to her name ONLY.

And ummm.... according to what I've heard... 👀 Supposedly, some hard-working actresses who've come from nothing and have had to WORK their way up, have complained about losing parts to Kaia Gerber, even though they are better actresses. 🥴 Again, sip or spit, but that's just what I've heard. 👀

So yea, some people aren't happy that she's been getting a lot of opportunities (even in the modeling world) just for her name and familial background only.

Re: Austin....

Like I said before, I REALLY don't seem him settling down anytime soon. I'm not getting those vibes from him. I'm sure he loves her and her family, but he seems more focused on his career rn imo. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Plus, they haven't even dated each other for 2 years yet. Idk why some fans are pushing marriage on them, or trying to make it seem like she's "the one".

I personally would not advise someone (especially an ACTOR) who travels a LOT for a living, and works away from home for months out of the year, to go and put a ring on a girl he's barely known not even two years yet. 🥴 Could it happen? Yes. But I wouldn't advise it.

I know he doesn't like to be single for too long (a lot of ppl don't lol 😂), but if he and Kaia do break up one day, my advice to him would be to take a sabbatical and just be SINGLE for a few months lol.

Based on what I saw during the awards season, I'm sure he'd have PLENTY of female options (young AND old! 👀) if he and Kaia were to ever spilt up rofl 🤣 So he doesn't have to worry about not having any options.

Idk how the rlshp will go, but they seem happy, and I can't hate on them. 🤷🏾‍♀️

I don't get the vibe that they're endgame though. Idk why, but as of right now, I'm just not seeing it. Plus, Leo DiCaprio has dated a ton of young, pretty models all his life. If they were really what they're cracked up to be, wouldn't you think he would have married one of those women by now, or at the very least, made one of these models his life partner by now? Leo's longest rlshp has been Gisele Bundchen, and they were together for 5 years. He to this day has not been in a rlshp longer than that. So, obviously, dating models isn't really the endgame for him either! You would think that after all these years, he would try smthg different since the young, 25 year old model thing hasn't been working out lol 😆

Anyway, I just hope Austin is staying smart in his decisions. Kaia's family has always kind of made me give them the side-eye.... Supposedly, female employees from Rande's business have accused him of sexual harassment.... 👀 I remember the days when Kaia looked like she may have had an ED 👀..... The son, Presley, has been giving signs to me that he's been crying out for help for years.... 🥴 They've allowed their daughter to date grown men ever since she was a teenager.... 🥴👀

Idk... part of me wants to tell Austin: "Austin run! Please run.... there's smthg off with this family!!!!" 😬

But hey, it's not my life lol 😆 And who knows? Maybe one day she will be Mrs. Kaia Butler. 🤭

[doomh3ad]

hi mutual!! its @tuliptyper !! (following through my smelly main) i want to request something doomhead related but my brain was replaced with a rock when i was 5 so...maybe could i please have any random headcanons you have about him? since not much is said abt his identity or backstory, do you have any thoughts on him? sorry its so stupid ill have a more interesting rq later i promise 😭

take ur time and thank u for writing abt my new husband fave you write him (and many others) SO WELL! 💗💗

it's not stupid at all !! thank u sm for requesting and giving me an excuse to ramble about him <3 and thank u omg i'm glad u think i write him well 🥺

content warning for mentions of alcohol + drugs

-i love the thought that he's an actor (pretty small time, maybe hasn't got his big break yet) outside of 31. he's got the dramatic flair of a man of the theatre and he'd have an amazing stage presence. his shakespearean monologues are to die for. he definitely steals makeup from whatever set he's on. i also love the idea of him kind of being a surrogate dad to a few upcoming teenage actors? he pretends they annoy him but really they're the lucky few he can stand to be around.

-he kinda feels like he's from a small town with not many prospects, maybe from a fairly religious background which would be interesting with the devil tattoo on his back. i feel like he's got a number of small tattoos as well, representing various stages of his life, such as an innocuous one for him joining 31 and his first or most memorable kill. if he has family still living, he doesn't talk to them.

-i think he's been in the game ever since its conception, and he's always been a key player. if father murder and the sisters want something done right, they call him. he mentions that he wasn't supposed to be working that year which makes me think it's on a schedule which is so funny to me? one of the other heads calling him up like hey could you take my shift this year my great aunt's uncle's son's cat's pet mouse died :(

-outside of the game, he'd have some shitty apartment in the worst part of town. he's barely in it, spending most of his time in the bar nearby or picking up some woman. he lives from high to high, searching for anything like the thrill he's only ever found in the hunt, the killing. and now i actually feel so sad. it's ok because all he needs is a big fan of his to fix him (or make him worse) <3

-suspiciously good at card games. he's not even cheating he's just so good, don't ever play poker or blackjack with him because you'll lose. also amazing at darts, but he's had a lot of practise.

-he makes a lot of money from 31, but it's hard to spend it inconspicuously, so he goes on a number of road trips to spend the money at towns so far away they'd never remember he was there.

- likes to get high and just relax out in the open, listening to the radio. he has the best taste in music but he's also probably so smug about it. if it were 2022 i would give him the aux and then immediately regret it.

#thank u sm for this request bc <333 #slasher x reader #horror #slasher #slasher fic #doomhead #imelda's writing #rob zombie #rob zombie's 31 #rob zombie 31 #rob zombie movies #doomhead 31 #31 #31 rz #rz's 31 #horror movie #doomhead headcanons

[ace-ace-in-yo-face]

It's rly dumb how in Poland at least during polish classes when we're talking about some old literature, in one of em there's an old dude (like 40/50 yo) that gets a boner when he sees a young woman and instead of idk talking to her, he starts being buddies with her family, gives em money, buys shit from em cuz he wants em to chose him as her husband (u know arranged marriage and shit) and when she says she ain't interested he just keeps going, he also gets some lady to pretty much stalk her and tell him where she is when which is creepy af. He gives her a necklace and in his head he decides that they're engaged now, then when he hears her flirt with someone else he gets pissy blah blah...

Basically what we note down from this story during class is that this guy is v nice and loviiand that girl is empty and cruel and "how can she not love a man like that".

And I'm just there like omg yeah can u imagine disliking a guy who stalks u and tries to buy himself into ur family so they force u to marry him before even introducing himself to u and doesn't stop being creepy even when u tell him to f off like can u imagine -

(I actually mentioned that during class once, called his behavior creepy and let's just say my teacher didn't rly have much to say about it which is telling,,,)

In other works like these, women are either treated like an object that a guy just gets eventually or are supposed to fix em with their purity and love (one book had that plot fr -)

Like we're learning this crap and we never mention anything about these women or how they were portrayed and treated. I get that these were different times but it doesn't mean we can't talk about how creepy it is to stalk someone, instead we are told it's romantic and I'm here feeling like a 11 yo on wattpad all over again i stg.

#Vent #Rant #Mention of stalking #In literature #Polish schools are shit in general #But this just upsets me #The fact that no one even mentions it

[imagines-mha]

✰ haikyuu and their part time jobs ✰

Daichi- he worked in a shoe shop for a few years and was the BEST worker they've ever had. Customer service was 10/10 and he always came to work with the best attitude. His boss almost cried when he had to leave

Suga- he was a private tutor for 12-year olds failing at math lmao. Kinda harsh, but every single one of them passed, plus all the moms fucking loved him

Asahi- the scary-looking guy who worked part-time at a flower shop cliche lmao. He knew all the languages to the flowers and made his mom custom bouquets like once a week like the angel he is

Noya- dog walked for his neighbors. Noya was like his neighborhood's little sweetheart, and he used it to his advantage by asking them if he could walk their dogs for money. Of course they said yes, and they think he's too cute not to spoil with extra cash so he got RICH

Tanaka- he did car washes with a bunch of his friends one summer. The plan was to only do it to win over cute girls, buuuut that never really worked and he actually got into tons of trouble for not knowing how to clean a car right and getting in sponge fights with his friends lmao

Ennoshita- he was a cashier for a week, and he tried way too hard to be perfect. An angry woman shouted for him and asked to speak to his manager and he cried the entire way home then handed his resignation notice in the next day lmao

Kageyama- he was way too awkward to get a job smh

Hinata- tried to work with noya walking dogs at some point but their energy just annoyed EVERYONE within a 10m distance and noya ended up firing him because he was “making his stocks go down”

Tsukishima- snarky cinema cashier that sighed really loud in your face if you asked for mixed popcorn BUT he always let underage kids get into R rated movies which made him kinda loved in the town

Yamaguchi- worked at a stationery shop and devoted his entire heart and soul to making everything look neat and presentable. The really cute cashier everyone had a crush on

Oikawa- he applied for a job once and didn't show up to the interview cus he had volleyball practice lmao

Mattsun- he got a job at a frozen yogurt shop to make a little money when he was 16. All his friends used him for free food and it became the seijoh hangout spot for like a year

Makki- his aunt got him a job at her candy store but he was the WORST employee. Turns out just because ur family doesn't mean everything is free. he was shocked and appalled. she fired him

Iwa- he was a bartender for a few years, and he always made sure girls in his bar were safe at all times. 100% would punch a guy in the face if he tried anything with them

Kunimi- this man thinks being alive is still a full-time job yall pls

Kuroo- worked the front desk at a fancy restaurant and used his charm to manipulate people into buying more stuff and subscribing to deals and memberships. It worked EVERY time

Kenma- he didn’t get a job but he sells shit on depop sometimes lmao

Lev- got a job in a call centre for like a week and then got fired when his boss realized he just hung up on people when they were rude/ when they asked to speak to his manager. He also NEVER did his job right and got distracted while on the phone to customers?? would fr end up talking about harry styles and everything like lev please

Bokuto- sports shop employee that has SO MUCH ENERGY AT 7AM. He’s always asking if someone needs help and complimenting little kids when they buy something his manager loves him

Akaashi- bookstore employee that every indie customer falls in love with. He’s tall, he wears glasses, he’s polite, he’s quiet. They’re in heaven smh, but he's really just constantly exhausted and relies on books and coffee to keep him stable lmao

Konoha- this man has had 18 different jobs, and cant last more than 3 months in each of them he’s a NIGHTMARE

Ushijima- he's rich he didn't need a job

Tendou- he worked as festival staff and he misses it every single day of his life. He had nonstop parties every week during summer and made so many friends :((

Goshiki- the most nervous barista you have ever met in your life. Takes sm care with every drink and still manages to fuck most of them up smh. Cried a lot in the back room.

Semi- small record store employee who sits behind the counter and tunes his guitar all day. Yes, he will talk to you about your music taste and yes, you will have a crush on him because he is GORGEOUS

Kita- the kind corner shop worker that knew everyone in his town and asked about their day and everything smh he was so good. Never received a complaint

Atsumu- gets a job as a personal trainer for his local gym, but he only did it to brag about himself lmao. Also unnecessarily snarky. Got a lot of his pent up anger out but definitely got fired for his attitude

Osamu- worked at KFC for a month to get free food but quit because he ate too much of it and actually felt sick when he saw popcorn chicken

Suna- he got discounts on food from kita’s corner shop, so he would buy as much as he could and then sell it all in school for double the price smh

Futakuchi- clothes shop employee who had an attitude when you asked him where anything was. He only worked there to give his life purpose and direction but hated every second of it

Aone- babysitter for literally all of his mom's friends. All the kids in his neighborhood know and love him because he was so kind and sweet to them all

Koganegawa- toy shop employee who got fired for playing with the toys and never actually doing work

terushima - another sports shop employee- only he was fucking terrifying. Definitely fuckboy energy and he was so in-your-face about everything. like 70% of the population hated him lmaoo

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu x reader #hq!! #oikawa x reader #oikawa tooru #kuroo tetsurou #bokuto koutaro #akaashi keiji #atsumu miya #sugawara kōshi #kageyama tobio #issei matsukawa #iwaizumi hajime #semi eita #kunimi akira #kenma kozume #ushijima wakatoshi #tendou satori #miya osamu #yūji terushima #suna rintaro #kita shinsuke

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Leech Lord: Allies

Troy

Gar is about as native as a Pandoran can get, and has for years had a very soft spot for the bratty King.

He's old colonist, thinks his parents might have been with Atlas on one of the many failed corporate town setups that plagued Pandora 30-ish years ago. He was too young to remember who's banner they flew under when his family stepped out of the shuttle and onto the dust planes they’d been instructed to settle, just that things went wrong fast and anyone still alive 18 months later had needed to adapt quickly to what constitutes living on this planet.

He was drawn to the Holy City for the same reasons as most survivalists, it was an opportunity for safety and a roof over your head. Not needing to fight to eat or scrabble to stay alive is a blessing for most Pandorans, and he's one of the thousands who live within the walls who don't quite worship the twins as Gods, but praise them as holy... because the twins gave them a chance to have a home. Wether they are deities or not isn't a factor in the loyalty they've’ earned.

He's skilled with food. Knows how to spice spoiled flesh to hide the rot, pickle cactus root and delicate rock blossoms for long storage, or how long rakk wing needs to be slow roasted to turn from gamey string to meat that melts in the mouth.

Like most in the HC, he ended up where his skills have value and has ran the kitchens in the Grand Cathedral since its founding bricks were set.

It didn't take very long for him to find Troy in it one night - picking through ingredients and half finished dishes in the early AM.

While he'd expected to need to drop to his knees and grovel, the God King had seemed more embarrassed than anything, awkwardly explaining he hadn't eaten that day and asking if there was anything left from the after sermon banquet. 

His eager politeness had hit Gar hard, but his reaction to finding out the leftovers had been destroyed was what left a lasting impression.

Gar had thought the twins affluent spoiled little shits who'd hit things lucky on Pandora and been clever enough to know how to use their wealth to culture worship, so when Troy was genuinely upset to the point of disgust that food had been wasted like that? It changed his perception immediately.

This wasn't the reaction of some egotistical little shitbag from a wealthy background, this was the visceral panic and anger of someone who'd starved before, who understood the insult of food being destroyed when there were so many hungry... when he'd known hunger.

It took less than 24 hours for the kitchen policies to be changed and Gar's team to find out nothing was to be wasted. Uneaten and unused stock was to be transported at end of day to the Slums from now on, where it would "Bolster the flesh of the faithful."

Every time he finds Troy hunting through his kitchen at 4 am over the years, their chats grow a little longer.

By late COV, Gar's meals delivered to his sanctum are some of the only things God King Calypso still trusts enough to eat.

Tyreen

Xanshi Ur-Vendit is obsessed with the God Queen.

As her Saint of Marketing, he's got both her ear and a position of high authority within the organisation that he covets viciously, and takes great personal offense towards newer Saints he doesn't deem worthy of the title.

His pedigree speaks for itself, the man had quite a reputation on Promethea among the media departments of the high corporations. An expertly trained and cut-throat money maker that was the exact kind of egotistical, nasty piece of work that would be drawn to the God Queen's side.

Has direct tie in's with the esteemed Katagawa family, something he's used to his benefit throughout his career.

He fawns over her, she can do no wrong around him, and he spends as many hours of the day as he can trailing behind her heels like a lapdog, reaffirming her beauty and intelligence and infallibility with every breath he can manage between the underhanded threats he aims towards anyone possibly about to draw her attention away from him.

Hates Troy. Fucking hates him.

Too much of a hole-sucking little coward in his $60k three piece suit to actually do anything about it of course, but he takes plenty of his vitriol out on Troy's departments instead.

Marketing has such massive reach within the internal structure of the COV that he's able to throw his weight around far more than some of her other Saints, and regardless of if they actually like him, they tend to back Xan and his opinions automatically.

A huge amount of the conflict between departments and heads is driven by this imagined competitiveness, that Troy's people, Troy's chosen, must in some way be inferior to Tyreen's.

Xan is her right hand in his own mind, he's her holy knight. If she holds too much misplaced love for her brother to see how pathetic he is in comparison to her radiance, then it's up to Xan to keep Troy's people in place...

In reality? Tyreen isn't even invested in him enough to remember Xanshi's full name.

Seifa

Sei makes friends in low places far easier than higher ones, always has. People at the bottom of the ladder, folks who have struggled? They recognise each other. Doesn't matter where on the scales they currently stand, there's an unspoken nod, a side glance. You see your own - even if who you are has been lucky enough to change over time.

While she's never been in one place long enough to set up a friend network before that was tangible and not based on e-comms and data feeds, she's woven one since settling in the HC without really even noticing it was happening.

One-hand Jim in the King's Call, that high end rave bar near the cathedral grounds. Not so gruff now he's not drowning in debt, few more smiles while he's mixing cocktails.

Cleo in munitions stocks, breathing a bit easier since her son landed that underling role in the Mechanica, more food on the table with less worry.

Feliz and Irgo running deals in the western slum backstreets. Not competing against the HammerClaws for territory anymore since JK "got wind" of the shit they were cutting their gear with and had Vanguard waiting at their quarters for a polite discussion about unspoken laws. What Fe and Iggy are selling isn't exactly high quality but at least it won't rot your brain inside the skull.

Sei will tell you she's a lone wolf. She'll insist she’s a one woman show, runs shit on her own and doesn’t need others.

But watch closely when out with her in the city, check how often she buys a drink, how often it's not on an invisible tab the barstaff nod knowingly about as they hand her glass over with a smirk.

She's never asked to pay.

That should tell you plenty.

Seifa and Tyreen

- Early COV

"Ty, you ever wish you were born a guy?"

Of all the things Tyreen had expected to hear from Sei tonight, that... wasn’t it. She stopped reading the same piece of nonsensical math in the sheet she was holding to gawk at Seifa instead, staring at the other woman’s back as she continued to work on the data records they'd been passing between them all evening.

"No.. god. What, and look like Troy?" she snorted with a wince. "Nooooo thanks" Ty sighed as she leaned back and heard her stiff spine pop, waiting for a response that didn't come. She felt a pang of concern as Sei's shoulders sank a little lower in front of her, deflating.

This wasn’t normal, where was the bitchy retort, or joining in on insulting her brother? She shuffled together the files and stood, walking to her friend's side and sitting slowly next to her in the quiet of the twin's shared office. Sei still hadn’t responded, pretending to be completely absorbed by the notes she stared at. Ty cleared her throat with a cough.

"Uhhh.. why?"

Seifa silently reached to her side to take the offered files from Ty as she sat, pointedly not making eye contact, though the younger woman picked up on the redness in them easily enough.

"Sei, I need to have someone's hands cut off?" 

Ty pouted, hitting her mark as Seifa failed to completely hide a smirk in response.

"I need to have someone thrown into a pit? Huh? C'mon Sei, talk to me. You always tell me I need to talk more about things that me down, right?" she weedled, hands clasped over her heart as she faux whined, earning a quiet laugh from her companion.

"Oh god Tyreen SURE, if you'll shutup." Sei groaned, leaning back in her chair and running hands over her eyes. She was tired. Beyond tired, really. Always said she knew how to not outstay her welcome but had been wondering recently if that had ever been true. Day to day in the cult, managing people she’d never meet and holding the weight of more responsibility than she’d ever wanted was eating at her. Had been for some time. Nights like this helped, shooting shit with Tyreen, bitching, sometimes gently bullying Troy together if he’d decided to grace them with his janky presence, but still.. it was heavy, and Seifa was tired. 

"Ahh.. just the usual shit" she whispered, thumbing through the papers as Tyreen leaned a little closer, as much of a comforting presence as she could muster all things considered. An arm around the shoulder or gentle stroke of hair wasn’t an option. All Ty had was words and honestly, they weren’t exactly her forte.

“It's just like. Sometimes when I'm talking, and it's about something they think I shouldn't know shit about, like how Burgess is spending too much of your budget on expensive, low grade gear-assemblies when if we went off brand I can prove it would be better, they just zone out."

"It's like.. if they thought I had a cock, if I was 6'4, they'd be listening. " she added, eyes burning again.

She groaned, leaning over the table and resting her cheek across her folded arms.

"I got so angry. I'm used to dealing with it, it's always happened, but I just boiled over. This week has been.. long, I guess." she whispered, pinching the bridge of her nose as Tyreen watched quietly. "I ate into him in front of like, 6 other people Ty, couple of heads were there. That doesn't help my reputation does it.. that's just making shit worse. I'm sabotaging myself. They think I'm a bitch already without me starting a fight and stirring the pot."

Tyreen shifted in her seat, eyes thoughtful as she rested her chin in her hands, elbow propped on the table edge.

"Nah. "

"Just sounds like they're dumb. I keep telling Troy we need people with actual brains leading this shit Sei, if you're getting ignored cause you have tits? Haha. Wait till they meet me in person. " she grinned, a genuine act peeking through her usual haughty persona as Seifa chuckled.

"I mean my rack is way bigger than yours, you're flat as a fuckin' plank in comparison."

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Doesn't run in the family...

((A little warning, im venting some strong feelings I have and this might trigger some people. Im sorry))

An aunt once told me, yelled right my face ,

that in this family there will be no disgrace

There had sluts and there had been thrives

But never someone LGBT

and thats the way it was supposed to always be

Because that is wrong and theyll burn hell

And I look at myself and say oh well

I can't tell them , they can't know

Or else ill be disowned

Cuz it doesn't run in the family!

Doesnt run in family!

No one like me should ever be

Its a dishonor, its a disgrace

Shouldn't bare the family name in the first place

It doesn't run in the family

Ur wrong can't u see

It doesn't run in the family

It runs only in me

My blood is ruined, my skin is weak

I got skin conditions making my life bleak

I can't wear perfume, make ups a no

Outside in the sun i can't really go

Im allergic to so many things

But my family doesn't understand the pain that they bring

They tell to be more fem, make up will do the trick

Some contour, blush, eyeshadows not just lip stick

They want to mold me into what they believe

That a perfect female should be

Wearing dresses and skirts

Tho i tell em it hurts

For my skin can't really be exposed

Itll get red and itchy and even worse I know

Ive got sploches and scars all over me

They say it looks bad but why can't they see

I can't control it , its just me

But they don't get it

Cuz it doesn't run in the family !

Doesn't run in the family !

No one like there has ever been.

Everyone's fine , everyones flawless and that's the way that I should be.

But im not and in sorry but i don't know what to do

Its hard for you and its hard for me

It doesn't run in the family

It just runs in me.

My father didn't claim me , I am a basterd

This was somewhat a bit of a disaster

But my mom didn't care she raised me well

She did a great job , alone through the hell

Nobody helped her and she always worked

To give me the best and greatest she could

She didn't rest on holidays

She'd spend them at work to save money away

For my dad left her alone and tho she was sad

She greatful for the daughter she had

And I love her so much, i know she is proud

I am a good daughter, she always says it out loud

But i hear pain in her voice when she sees me very sick

She tries all she can but nothing does the the trick

She sobs cuz she thinks she's paying her sins

God is punishing her for the way that shes been

But those are lies, cuz only great she has been

Getting cheated not once but twice by ungrateful men

She raised me and brother to not go astray

So im sorry mother that I failed you that way!

Cuz it doesn't run in the family!

Doesn't run in the family!

The way that I am wasn't the way I was taught!

I was taught to wear dresses and be a woman

And to find and marry a worthy man! But i forgot!

But those arent my plans those aren't my dreams

I went astray it so seems

Mother please don't cry, u haven't sinned

The sinner is me! Sin comes from within!

It doesn't run in the family

It runs in me!

It runs in me!

My cousins are thin , cute and somewhat big breasted

They know how to be fem and are very well dressed

They paint their nails, take great care of the hair

Make up , heels and jewelry its always there

But then if u look at me, where did I go wrong

No sense of fashion or make up sense

My femininity isn't real strong

Mom always commented the way that I dressed

But she understood and gave me my space

My family scoffed, say I look like a man

That I look ridiculous, this isn't gods plan.

God made me female and that way I should act

They scolded my mother, talk about her behind her back.

They gossip and rumor about me, making her sad

Its frustrating and irritating

And then she gets mad

I am her princess, her beloved daughter, how dare they speak that way

But i do sometimes feel pain in her voice when I tell her how im feeling today

Whom I may love and who my partner shall be

Is ok as long as in happy

But she's not too accepting, she says i should hide it

Its not really prouding and maybe i should ignore it

Maybe think differently, I hear her imploring it

She hates her daughter being hurt but I just can't help it!

That's me!

I am who I am!

I love who I love!

There's no shame in that!

Except that there is! Its just not how it should be!

It just doesn't run in the family!

DOESN'T RUN IN THE FAMILY!

It is sin! For them but not to me!

Those people are going to burn in hell!

When they condemn those others they condemn me as well!

If they find out theyll disown me!

And Ill have no family name!

Cuz my dad didn't claim me and I don't carry his name!

All i got was from my mother, God bless her soul!

Let her rest easy! I love so much! You already know!

Please tell her im sorry! I am who I am!

Im a stubborn ungrateful bitch and I refuse to end up with a man!

I am her princess! Her beloved daughter!

She raised me well, with no help from my father!

I make her proud! She loves me well.

But I know she worries cuz she thinks I might go to hell.

But if i am to burn lll accept my fate

She hasn't need to worry, no need for her to be berated.

She's the best mother one could ever have.

She did everything well on her behalf

So mother im sorry! Sorry dear sweet mother of mine!

I might have taken a different path that what you expected, but i assure everything will be fine!

So please dry your tears, and ease your fears for you have no sins to pay!

My fate is mine and you did your part, but im taking it in my hands today!

I am different I know but its not your fault

Don't listen to them , they just like infecting wounds with salt

My family doesn't like me , but who is the blame

No matter what i carry the family name!

But it doesn't run in the family!

I DON'T RUN IN THE FAMILY!

And they can't discover my wrongs!

For if they take my name ill be nameless!

And all ive ever had will be gone!

It doesn't run in the family!

Doesn't run in the family!

My family has sluts, my family has thieves

But its never had someone lgbt

Family men are tough they dont cry

Their cold and distance, family knows why

They hard workers but they ain't too keen on sharing their feelings

They get too cocky and care lot of their earnings

Family females are proud and they flaunt it

They show all they got and arent shy to say it.

They make great mothers, but sometimes can't keep their men

Some grow resentful others just dont try again.

But they can grow to be vain and in mirrors they stare

I look in as well and sometimes don't like whats there

Im different I know, and i like who i am

But its a big disgrace to a family like them.

Cuz it doesn't run in the family!

Doesn't run in the family!

I can see them cringe when I come around

I can feel their judging stares and their teasing laughs when they think im not around

It doesn't run in the family

Ans if they knew

I wouldn't have a family

Cuz it doesn't run in the family...

Doesn't run in the family!

It only runs in me...

I guess i don't run in the family...

#random shit #the kat has spoken #vent shit #vent writing #bad #warning triggering