#or outlandish idk??

[bingus35]

A lot of people have pointed out this might be foreshadowing for future cross guild lineup. Seems like the theme here is “people with crushed dreams/people who grew stagnant rediscover their dreams once again”

Crocodile and Moria are classic examples for people with crushed dreams. Crocodile had somewhat rediscovered his dream in Marineford, but judging from the newest chapter he still hasn’t abandoned his old Utopia plan (lame)

Buggy gave up on his dream 20 years ago, and just now regained it and said it out loud while also calling Crocodile and Mihawk’s way of doing things lame (goated)

Mihawk is still unclear, but one clear thing is he used to be way more of a threat than he is now. Who was once called Marine hunter is now basically a perpetually bored grandpa who just wants to a quiet place to drink and sleep -> He grew stagnant

Doflamingo, despite being active in the underworld and keep saying shit about the new era, doesn’t really do anything to change it -> which is why Law rubbed it in his face with the “I broke the gear” speech

#one piece 1082 #cross guild #though not sure if all of them have the same dream of being pk #crocodile buggy moria sure do #but mihawk and doflamingo? #for mihawk we barely know anything about his past #he feels so outlandish as a pirate. just spends time sleeping in a floating coffin before settling down in this abandoned mansion #did he start out that way? #what if he had a crew and a normal ship and something happened that turned him into this stone faced vampire staying solo 24/7 #its possible he was also in the race some time in the past? #doflamingo is also a weird case #seems like we already saw the most significant character defining moments in his life through that flashback #and his dream seems to be just burning down the world #but he still has unresolved plot points #like what is the treasure under mariejois. what about the cds who are out for his blood. etc #with all that mystery it’s possible at some point he also wanted to be pk? #idk man what am I waffling about

[baileyfox1999]

I feel like astushi Kenji and fukuzawa all struggle when it comes to stuff like working computers and other electronics

Kenji because he never really used stuff like phones and computers before joining the ada

Fukuzawa because he's an old man (he's only 45 but whatever he's old enough to not know how electronics work I think)

Astushi because his orphanage probably wouldn't allow the children there to own or use any electronics

I like to imagine them all working together to figure out how to use a computer and failing miserably

#bungo stray dogs #bsd #astushi nakajima #bsd atsushi #bsd fukuzawa #fukuzawa yukichi #bsd kenji #kenji miyazawa #i think kenji and fukuzawa struggling with technology might be cannon because I remember seeing this panel in the manga of fukuzawa trying #to help Kenji use a flip phone and he said something like “press that weird button there” or something but for astushi I'm just pulling all #that out of my ass #idk if the orphanage really did that but it doesn't sound so outlandish to me if they did so #and it suits my silly little headcanon so I've decided they did #in canon though honestly he seems to do fine when it comes to technology and stuff but Imma pretend I didn't see that #out of sight out of mind #i think it's funnier if he struggles #after awhile they eventually just go and get kunikida to help

[whenthegoldrays]

Every day my behavior grows more concerning and my three friends whom I let in on my strange behaviors are probably getting sick of me

#like. in the grand scheme of things it’s not the most outlandish thing to make a Mary and Joseph playlist #but within the context of my life. idk how to put it #when it’s added to other unhinged things I’ve done it’s like… Elly is this what you do with your free time #(<- an actual word for word thing my friend said to me the other day) #but LOOK #I COULD BE SMOKING OR CLUBBING #(I mean. I couldn’t because I’d hate that ew. but you get it) #THIS IS THE LEAST WORRISOME THING I COULD BE DOING #elly's posts

[bunnyloaves]

hickeygibson euthanasia posting hours

thinking about the hickeygibson euthanasia scene, or more like superimposing my own feelings onto it. not to put my hickeyposter street cred on the line like this but this is what i delusionally think its all about.

the take that its all about the pragmatism is just so meh to me. that hickey really just stabbed billy out of necessity and he's the one worst for wear out of all of them or that this euthanasia scene is just a perversion of the fitzier one. this one is Wrong while the other is Noble (they are just as noble as each other, yall girlies just don't like his form and manner in having done it :pp)

he saw billy suffering and wanted to put him out of that misery before he could fully sink into that debility and pain. and like fair, coming from them two its as much an expression of love as he can provide (we can now be sad about the sparseness of love, it was there but these conditions have whetted it into a weapon, ok) but the take that it was about love doesn't have enough grit to me either, like yeah thats them but i don't think thats how they operate.

idk TO ME that whole exchange is like. if hickey could reasonably believe that billy wasn't as worse for wear as he was. like if there was some measure of life (not just lumbering around camp) then i don't think he'd have stabbed him. they were gonna make it out together, not traipsing away to some tropical island, no. but they were gonna be together even with hickey's delusions of grandeur. like to some extent, billy IS hickey's creature, or wife, (or whatever u guys want) there is some measure of culpability there, a sense of responsibility for the deterioration they've reached

so there's this aspect of being culpable and guilt, whether he is forgiven by the other or not. its about whether he still looks at you with affection or is it vacant and long-suffering. the pivotal point is, if its a look of long-suffering then, yeah he'll shank the wifey. but if its a look with recognition, then no, he won't be shanked since having recognition means that billy's still attached to hickey. and i don't see hickey as the type to hand off recuperating/caring for billy to another person. like its definitely not bc he wants to do it himself, but i think it'd be sickening for him to have a person he liked turn to another figure for such comforts, like seeking that elsewhere IS a kind of betrayal to him. that's what the stabbing is TO ME, some kind of fucked up apology for letting billy wear himself out that much. since hickey's the one who put billy in this state, he's the only person allowed to absolve/extricate him from that pain.

yeah i hear you, billy is in a state of disarray, feed him more broth or something. isn't that the obvious loving response to your partner deteriorating?

i think a lot of it hinges on whether or not hickey perceives that billy accepted his proffered comfort, like yes the logical thing is to be tender (and he IS, like that bit was so tender) but what if he looks at you with emptiness, like what if the wifey is too far gone in his debility, what then. what if the tenderness/benefaction hickey is proffering is turned away. so your partner has just shown you that they aren't dying for the comfort ur offering and isn't that a damn betrayal (and by betrayal i mean like hickey makes the biggest slights out of nothing, be forreal) that betrayal is a catalyst for the shanking, more than love or practicality, its about the fear that they don't really need u at all, not when they're this far gone and deteriorated. and any future attempts at recuperation would similarly be too far gone to be fully appreciated. that betrayal riles him up enough to do this. like if billy smiled or any bit of recognition, i just know he wouldn't have been shanking him but since he's looking so sad n dejected that means he's not absolved (this isn't something that'll just come to pass, so he's compelled to shank)

like i don't mean this in that hickey is inherently manipulative, honestly i mean this in a pathetic "i kinda cant let u seek this from anyone else, bc it would render me impotent, and being confronted by my own impotency is driving me crazy". like oh it definitely was still about love and all that putting him out of his misery, but its a secret third flavor of attachment TO ME.

#the terror #terrorposting #hickeygibson #euthanasia scene posting #is this actually grounded or am i just superimposing my own illnesses onto my blorbos hmm #i mean it makes sense to my brain like yeah u love them but also i need to euthanize you despite it all #idk if these leaps of logic make sense but ig through a lens of undisclosed personality disorder hickey this would make more sense? i guess #or like in my brain the leap from 'i love u' and 'i will still shank u' just makes sense #i think its the whole bit that your offered comforts cannot be a balm to them anymore bc its beyond fixing #and if u hinge it on that. its not outlandish at all imho #squeaks into the void

[sweetdreamsbuck]

maybe it's the sickness talking (it's not) but I would absolutely give up all of my organs to have a big man softly kissing me everywhere! the snuggles! massages until the aches are all gone and i'm a gooey mess of giggles and love! his deep gruff voice telling me about how i'm his pretty girl and he's so in love with me! his good girl, even!

it would be so nice to be taken care of for once🥺😭

#idk just a weird outlandish thought! #if you see this you are legally required to send me a fluffy thought #or a kiss #I have no fever but the pains are real! #feel like I got squashed against a brick wall by a cement truck

[fagcrisis]

sometimes some of you will say i want his gender and the him in question is just a japanese man

#galléros fecó naplója #like u have got to think about why that man in a fucking. supreme tshirt is gender to you. #this isnt about like idk hiromu takahashi or anyone else who dresses outlandish its about men in jeans and a tshirt or a suit that ur still #like omggg hes so gender about

[nosramus]

ok i am making that vtmb oc i said i wanted to make. everyone clap

#really outlandish and doesn't really work with the game so idk how to shoehorn them in but ok

[tmmyhug]

the entire “wilbur’s secret son he’s raising with quackity” was an inside joke made by 15 year old at the expense of a commenter who didn’t understand the topher meme. It’s getting ridiculous that people are tagging that video you reblogged thinking that the commenter REALLY BELIEVES THAT. I’ve reblogged so many posts about this since it first got posted on tumblr trying to disperse the misinformation but nobody is fucking LISTENING.

The only reason anyone ever took the comments seriously was because someone posted it to twitter with no context. And then that tweet got stolen, and it blew up, and so NOBODY linked to the original tiktok. If anyone bothered to actually link the video you would see that the comments were obviously jokes. The tiktokker who made the claim has never posted any conspiracy content before. But now they’re the face of “crazy tiktok wilbur fans” because someone on twitter didn’t understand their joke and took the bait. I know this ask comes off as inflammatory but its just fucking frustrating seeing everyone make fun of a 15 year old for a belief they don’t even hold. All because nobody can be bothered to fact check shit they see on the internet. I’m getting tired.

ok. thanks for the info slash gen. deep breaths

#idk if other people did but personally i never thought the commenter actually believed that #i thought they were just making stuff up for attention #and it was so outlandish it’s hilarious #ask #anonymous

[starlooove]

Do y’all think ur slick when u say some racist ass shit and then immediately start making outlandish remarks or content so you can claim the racism was satire? Like I need y’all to know that we recognize it when y’all do that.

#especially when you double down and then stack something more ridiculous on top of it #or when you try to give the ‘i stay silly :3 idc’ facade #like idk if y’all know this but we can scroll to the content pre blatant racism and SEE that you’re not like that 💀 #I’ve seen it a few times on here but twice on tiktok #that guy who said Taylor swift could outsell MJ or whatever #immediately talking about a colonization kink #and then making more outlandish claims like we can’t see that his entire blog before that was swiftie stanning #and It’s extrmely fucking obvious that he was tryna take attention of the vid #that guy who made that extremely racist vid in response to a joke rap in which he called us the ratchets #immediately making a joke about wanting to be fucked in the ass after #like do y’all genuinely think we’re that stupid? #on tumblr man some of y’all make the most racist outlandish take and then the posts right after that will be satirical shit #but you think I cant type them lil dogwhistles into ur search bar and see the shit you’ve been saying in ur blog? 💀 #be so fr

[blujayonthewing]

me: [has a hundred other drawings I want to do or sketches I want to finish]

me: hmm time to draw my bard being aggressively flirty with an npc who's never shown any particular interest in her or in anything at all other than being a big nerd

#I've drawn kethri one(1) time #well I mean. two times now that I've sketched her getting all up in our wizard's business #the height difference is. outlandish. ruszca is a gnome but she's Tall and kethri is a halfling and short end of average #there's a 13in difference between them #idk if this is in character even for kethri tbh although she DOES think ruszca needs to get out more and have a little fun sometimes #kethri's really not an aggressive flirt she's got a very laid back and gentle sort of genial approach to every social situation #but maybe Drunk Kethri would be more inclined to be a little more forward even if just to be a tease #... anyway this is exactly the kind of thing that gives me hangups about drawing I feel like I SHOULD be doing that other stuff #and this time I happen to not be letting that stop me but it IS probably gonna stop me from posting this widely because Guilt #even though the PRAGMATIC thing would be 'just sketch a lot all the time without overthinking everything' #'you'll feel allowed to do silly nonsense that appeals to literally nobody but yourself once in awhile if it's mixed in with other stuff' #alas I gotta work on that :') #about me #my art #my OCs #kethri

[bedardconnor]

now that its set in i feel bad for bedard and kinda lowkey corey perry because this rumor is most likely not true and its just hmmm... probably isnt the most desirable thing for bedsy to open up the internet and see trending

#and i dont even like corey perry but DAMN #like now bedsys MOM is getting pulled into this and like #both parties of this rumor have FAMILIES something like this is #idk #at first i chuckled because it was just outlandish #now its #number 1 trending on twitter with some crazy tweets and now its setting in to my brain that this rumor is gonna have big consequence- #if its false #and again i wont lie #at first i laughed! i thought it was funny but now with the statement..... this isnt gonna be good for bedard or perry tbh #but now im also like #wtf did corey perry do to get scratched like that after the hawks put a good amount of money into him #nhl #corey perry #connor bedard

[mishkakagehishka]

I love the tonal whiplash of watching touken ranbu anime like hanamaru -> katsugeki -> hanamaru season 2

#i finally finished katsugeki which you might remember i started last august/september lmfao #it's always like that somehow - i had only 3 episodes left #so i switched to hanamaru s2 :) i really like hanamaru. katsugeki and action is so fun but #sometimes when it comes to concepts as outlandish as touken ranbu slice of life is really really good #also you could say i'm self-sabotaging a bit #but i think i'll just watch the first ep and then go study... maybe #idk i really don't feel like it. i kinda just wanna forget that i have responsibilities #it feels like i've just burnt out but honestly maybe taking a moment to just do fuck-all will help

[p2ii]

Breaking bad fans and homestuck fans are opposites in that brbas fans will say outlandish things that form an idea of what the show is like that you know is wrong. It is so painfully obvious they're lying.

Homestuck fans will say outlandish things that make you even more confused to what the fuck homestuck is, but they are making direect refrences to that thing actually happening in the text.

#brba #homestuck #hs #psii.txt #this aint always accurate since some pretty outlandish things happen in brba but most of the memes shared on general tumblr ive noticed are #very much into the trans jesse with a supportive adult figure walt or smth idk

[charlieswanismydad]

in the future i hope we can print gifs

#i may be dumb but #back in the olden days #the idea of a photo would be outlandish #idk #it’s late

[quetiapinnapark]

random thought about the "economy goes down, heels go up" thing we hear in fashion history: from the perspective of a developing country I think this idea is just not true. I've been looking at ppl's shoes while in public transportation and like, here in Brazil we're never really well off money-wise and I think, just from my anecdotal experience, that a lot of people just wear flipflops and sandals without heels, and closed-toe shoes end up being some sort of lower to middle class luxury item. Imagine walking to work on messy sidewalks (mostly the experience here in the biggest city, são paulo) wearing high heels. Just impossible. Most working women just wear ballet flats, sneakers or trendy boots. I only ever see rich women wearing heels in their daily lives, so technically it's the well-off ones wearing the tallest heels when we're collectively a poor/inequal country and that's bc they have cars, something that to most of us is kinda unfathomable

#idk if this makes sense #rants #fashion #I have heeled shoes but barely wear them bc its like. v outlandish to do it in daily contexts #also I think we need to factor in the climate being hot in here into the closed toe shoe thing

[intriga-hounds]

Hey :) Just wanted to say that I work in a vets and I've seen a neonate born with the same sort of cuts you're describing on Lily. In this case it was the mum accidentally scratching him during birth, but since Lily is past that stage I'm guessing it wouldn't be thet exact same situation with her. But maybe Paloma did accidentally scratch her at some point? So glad she's doing okay now :)

that was my first guess. paloma jumped up to bark at a dog in the window, and i thought that could’ve done it, but the vet thought it was very unlikely due to the nature of the gash.

#ask #my other guess would be even more outlandish tho: that paloma got her with her teeth when tearing the umbilical cord #(which is why i don’t usually let moms do that but it wasn’t my call by then) #but then how would we not notice for four days #edit: it could have also happened when i cut the cord with dissecting scissors #but i don’t think that’s likely bc we clamped it first then cut when she was more accessible #but it fits #so idk #i won’t ever know