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gunchamber · 1 year

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"that's that fast food chain with the red head right?" She thinks shes funny, she knows exactly what a wendigo is, but she never passes up the opportunity for a fun game of banter. Katherine is literally the funniest person alive, she'll be the first to tell you.

"Yea? Are you real proud of yourself for that one?" Shes teasing, playing with the hunter. Not in her usual predator to prey play, shes genuinely playing with Krissy. Really accidentally humanizing herself. Be careful Katherine... someone might notice you're a person and not just a ball of teeth, anger, and daddy issues.

"Well you should be proud I picked you, because youre right anyone would do, but I picked you, to grace with my presence." And it had NOTHING to do with the fact that she was already here.

𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄 𝐀𝐓 cheesiness , gives a big show of rolling her eyes , but doesn’t hold back the laugh that easily tumbles from grinning lips . fleetingly krissy thinks about how effortless their playfulness comes out when they’re around EACH OTHER . sure , sarcasm is chambers’ second fluent language , but she can recognize that this was different . very different . trying not to delve too deeply into the whys & hows , krissy lets slender digits trace curvatures & lines of woman above . never too forward , just suggestive enough while remaining respectable . ❛ if i knew i’d be hanging out with a cheeseball , i would have gotten the charcuterie board out . ❜ at the lightness of katherine’s question , krissy proudly nods . ❛ IMMENSELY so , not just anyone can say that the katherine misses them . ❜ another delighted sound comes from her , ❛ i must be pretty great . ❜ then she gives katherine a flash of a wink . the whole time she’s talking , cadence treading along the lines of her default boldness & some thing gentler . as if coaxing walls around the fox to fall , let her in . only as far as she’s allowed . pads of fingers now follow path from shoulders , down bicep to elbow before finally reaching destination of delicate wrist . something flashing in huntress’ stare . ❛ do you smile like that to just anyone , sweetheart ? ❜

#❛ ic. ask ┊╳ answered ask .#( malka lisitsa ).#malka lisitsa #/ not me being so excited to reply to this while i was ending my shift at work uwu #/ also know that yes i indeed thought charcoochie board when writing that line #/ bc im a grown up

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unbelt · 2 years

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What would be in the picnic basket?

assorted meats, cheeses, crackers, definitely grapes, jelly’s, coco joys coconut water, a blanket, speaker!

#basically a charcoochie board

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parkjammys · 1 year

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Dick: I'm pretty sure it's called a charcuterie board

Jason: don't you get tired of being wrong? It's obviously called a charcoochie board

Tim: no way, you're both wrong. I'm 100% sure it's called a sharkcoochie board

#source: me #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson x reader #jason todd x reader #tim drake x reader #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batbros #incorrect batboys quotes #incorrect dick grayson #incorrect jason todd #incorrect tim drake #stardust:txt

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tlouxobsessed · 1 year

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Abby Anderson oneshot —>

“High spirited”

You and your girlfriend Abby Anderson, have some fun after not seeing each other for a long weekend ;)

contains - daddy kink, switch behavior, smut, sex in general, BDSM, squirting and or creaming, tit play, ass play, vagina play (obvi) , shower sex, strapping, details of sexual behaviors.

I scrammed to take off my apron tossing it to the side, I was exhausted, I had been at the bakery all day, since five am. It was now '4:43' There was cake batter under my finger nails, frosting in my hair and crushed cake bites stuck in the creases of my converse.

"yuck"

I walked out to the front area shutting the glass door flipping the "WE'RE OPEN!" sign to the "closed :(" I swept, wiped windows, cleaned counters. I was done with this place for the weekend. It was Saturday night, holy fuck. Abby comes home today, once the realization hit me; I starting putting a little pep into my step with cleaning.

I've owned the bakery for well over two years now, the first time I met Abby was early Summer of 18' she was young, I was too. We played around a little, makeouts and sleepovers. Never sex. That was until my girlfriend of six years, Ellie Williams, left me to move to California. She was an amazing artist so I tried not to blame her until two weeks later, a post with her new GIRLFRIEND. I was devastated.

Abby hopped into my dms soon after that day, she asked to go get coffee. I explained I had a bakery so we agreed to meet here. She came here which one thing led to another and we fucked in the back room. It was one of the best days of my life...after that we smoked then ate an unhealthy amount of cupcakes, she ended up spending almost everyday with me at that bakery since. Or at least that was until last month....

“Baby…I’m so sorry but I got called down for some meetings next week back in Seattle ): I love you so much and once I get back I’ll take you on an amazing date.”

I wanted to die, genuinely. What if she leaves me like Ellie did? I wanted to vomit. I felt like I was going to when I had heard the news. But she texted me all day long; checking on me, sexting; I needed her so badly when she’d do that, and she knew I did. I had a plan for when she was coming back. I bought some lingerie, I was going to surprise her in the shower once she got home.

I arrived home, cleaning up, opening up a bottle of wine and plopping down on our sofa. I pulled out my phone checking messages….

Abby<3 - at the airport waiting…so bored and i’m missin’ you princess )):

y/n - ugh my baby, maybe i could help with that?

Abby<3 - oh god y/n…. don’t do this to me right now baby

y/n - I cannot wait to taste that pretty pussy of yours

Abby<3 - baby…..

y/n - making you feel good, rubbing my fingers down your slit. Rubbing your clit until you cum all over me.

I pulled down my pants and began rubbing my clit, videotaping it.

“fuck yeah- oh my god i’m gonna cum” I rubbed faster and faster until I felt my stomach churn, I released all over my hands licking them clean while recording. I pressed send and took a long sip of the wine. Tonight was going to be great.

Abby<3 - oh my god princess, I’m going to fuck the life out of you after. i’m getting in my taxi now, im fucking soaked. you have such a hold over me.

I smirked at the phone, I had to get everything ready now. She was forty minutes away, I had made some cookies and brownies; a charcoochie board and some pasta. I was beyond excited to fuck then eat.

I settled back down on the couch, it eating me up. I heard the door twisting to be unlocked, I quickly sipped my wine running to the door to welcome my girlfriend home.

“Y/N!!!” She screamed, I jumped up wrapping my arms tightly around her neck nuzzling. I began sucking on her neck, she pushed me away…

“y/n…” I leaned in kissing her not letting her finish that sentence, I could feel her face heating up. She needed me in her.

“baby- let me go shower first okay?” I nodded. All part of my plan. I pretended to go back and sit on the couch. Once I heard the water turn on, I made my way back into the bedroom. I took off all my clothes, the cold air made my nipples harden. I slipped on our pink strap-on, all eight inches, thick and girthy. God I couldn't wait.

~ Third person ~

Y/N slowly creppted into the bathroom, the glass door too fogged up to be seen through. You smirk as you slide the door open inviting yourself in. You wrap your arms around Abby kissing her neck, you taste her pine soap on her neck, the sweetness from it makes you even wetter.

"Fuck y/n" Abby let's out a choked moan while you rub the strap in between her folds. Pushing her over so she's holding onto the bench in the shower. You spit into your hand, she's already wet enough but you needed more.

You begin stroking the strap, slowly starting to push the tip into her.

"Holy fuck- oh my god..."

You smirk at her moans, she's so sexy when she's submissive. You begin grinding, reaching a hand up to cup one of her breasts. Your finger goes over her nipple immediately hardening it. You speed up, your stroking becomes faster as do her moans. The hot water hitting your back like shards of glass, the sweat pouring down your face. It was all so hot.

"babe...I'm gonna cum"

Abby let out her thick juices which proceeds to drip down the faux cock. You smile at her pleasure knowing you made her feel this way. "Princess...why don't you let mommy shower then I'll take care of you, okay?" You hurried out making your way into the bedroom, the strap falls from your waist. Drying yourself then slipping on your, sexy black and red lingerie.

Your feet smack against the ground, plopping onto the couch waiting for your lover to return. Abby walks out from the bathroom, steam spreading throughout the house, a fluffy white towel wrapped around her waist. Her black sports bra held her figure nicely. You were soaked just at her standing there.

Abby walks over to you flinging you over her shoulder like a rag-doll, you weigh nothing to her based on her muscular physique. She tosses you onto the bed, the comfortable material warming you.

"fuck you're so sexy y/n" Abby says staring you down like a hungry wolf. She begins to pull you up, motioning for you to lift your arms. Once the shirt is off, Abby stares at you, analyzing your body.

Each and every inch of you is perfect, she never fails to make you feel beautiful. "Let me have my way with you pretty girl" Abby says flipping you over and palming your ass cheeks.

You moan out when you felt the friction between the two. She slips her two thick fingers in between your slits from behind, your ass still facing up. Laying on your stomach, she rubs your clit in circular motions.

"Fuck Ab-"

"call me daddy" Abby demands cutting you off.

"Fuck daddy- oh my god" You moan out as Abby begins slipping her fingers inside touching the spongy part of your pussy. You feel yourself building up slowly, as she fastens her pace.

"you like that you little fucking slut" the muscular girl says going faster and faster. You can't even reply, suddenly she stops flipping you over once again.

"I'm going to tie you up like the little animal you are" Abby begins to take out the faux rope you guys had purchased from a sex shop. She ties your legs and hands up. Hands behind the backboard and feet down at the bottom of the bed.

You looked up at Abby with doe eyes, her towel drops. You lick your slips staring at her soaking wet slit. She pounces on you like a wild animal, smacking her tongue onto your pussy. Unable to contain yourself, your moans get louder and louder. Her slow circles around your clit releasing a smacking sound.

"holy fuck-"

"Take it" Abby says shoving her two fingers inside, your tight walls wrap around them. You feel yourself stretching, the pain is bearable but the feeling isn't. Your stomach begins to bubble, her pace quickens inside you.

"Oh my god daddy- I'm gonna cum"

"Hold it princess" Abby says.

You try and try, as hard as you can until you release, Abby's hand quickly pushes on your lower stomach. You release all over the bed, a solid stream of liquid. Before you could relax Abby straps up, slipping on the leather harness. Once again pouncing on you, kissing on your neck and sucking on your ears.

"jesus-" Was all you could make out until she shoves her fingers in your mouth gagging you, scooping some spit to use as lube. She strokes the cock, then slowly rubbing it up and down against your hot cunt.

The tip, then the mid section went in. She went in and out ensuring not to hurt you. Once the cock was in, she began sucking on your tits, leaving small purple and red marks on them. You moan in pleasure as she gets closer to your right ear once again.

"You're so hot when you're vulnerable for mommy" The girl says looking into your eyes, leaning in for a kiss. Meanwhile her stroking was getting faster, and faster. "Abby- babe please I'm gonna-" You don't get to finish, she covers your mouth.

"Shut up slut and let me do as I please" she speeds up once again.

You feel yourself getting wetter and wetter, she lazily rubs your clit until finally pulling out. She plops next to you, staring deeply into your eyes.

"we're gonna have to shower again babe" Chuckling you look back at her, then down. Her pussy is dripping and red. You knew what you wanted to do.

You just had to figure out when.

#abby anderson x you #abby anderson #ellie and abby #ellie williams #joel miller #the last of us #the last of us fan fiction #the last of us fanfiction #abby x fem!reader #abby anderson smut #abby x y/n #abby x reader #abby the last of us #abby and lev #abby and ellie #zombie #post apocalyptic #bi switch #lesfic

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goodlouse · 1 year

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charcoochie board.. help yourself! [rbs&follows>likes]

#my art #food illustration #charcuterie board #digital art #artists on tumblr

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skywarpie · 9 months

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I know in my heart of hearts that copia calls it a charcoochie board

#the band ghost #okay to reblog i guess #ghost band #ghost bc #cardinal copia #papa emeritus iv

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bifrosted-flakes · 1 year

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They call him the charcoochie board the way he’s an assortment of meats and cheeses

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incorrect-guilty-gear · 1 year

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Sin: I love charcoochie boards.

Baiken: ...what?

Sin: You know. The big plates with cheese on them.

Baiken: ...do you mean charcuterie boards?

#I somehow managed to spell charcuterie right on my first try #source: unknown #Incorrect Quotes #Sin Kiske #Baiken #Video Games #Guilty Gear

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dadvans · 4 months

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ASG charcoochie board PREPPED, beer POURED, let’s get WEIRD

#misc #charcuterie

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kcrossvine-art · 11 months

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BONUS! LotR CHARCUTERIE

cross cooks bonus entry! ok ok ok heres the charcoochie board ingreedence

Honeycrisp apple

Blackberries

Peach jalapeno jelly

Olive tapenade

Pepper infused aged cheddar

Triple crème brie cheese

Smoked, skinless, boneless, sardines

Italian dry salami

Sourdough bread

the base of this board is a very simple "serving carb, meat, cheese, palate cleanser or fruit, and dipping", but doubling up on everything except the carb to allow more room for the theme. thought process under the cut

apples and berries feel very hobbit-y due to their association with fall and the harvest, so i went with honeycrisp and blackberries for their contrasting traits; honeycrisp having a rich, clear flavor and firm crunch; blackberries being squishy and tart. as a bonus their colors contrast well too. cut up the honeycrisp apple into a rose for flair.

peaches dont feel very hobbit-y, im not sure if peaches can even grown in the UK, but i wanted a sweet with spice dipping and it was the best i could find. if you could find an apple/hot pepper jelly that would be more on theme, or even a pear/hot pepper.

and i wanted the sweet with spice dipping to contrast the tapenade which, if you dont know, tapenade is just olives mixed together and it tastes good on every cured meat in the world to ever exist. tapenade is the main course to the peach pepper jellys dessert.

im a sucka for chedda. your location might have different varieties so if you cant get a nice pepper infused my next suggestion would be a smoked cheddar of some sort. cheddar and brie are counterparts in both texture and taste, so as long as your hard cheese isnt too sweet/herby, i would be happy with it.

triple creme brie cheese is a deliciously soft and silky variety that ive always imagined being aged in wooden cellars buried underground. theyre probably made in warehouses for mass production, but its the vibes that count. it doesnt smell strongly of anything but has a slight oak/herb flavor to it.

sardines remind me of that golum thang

the italian dry salame is for everyone who is not golum. it tastes so wonderful with either of the cheeses and fresh bread. ough.

and the sourdough bread. what is there to even say. she slices beautifully, she keeps well, its very hobbit-y. theres only a few breads more hobitt-y than it, and they wouldnt work so well on a charcuterie board where the bread needs to serve as a tiny little platter for stacking everything else on.

#lotr #cross cooks bonus!#charcuterie

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