#or WOULD I

[geminired]

I had a very dark dream about the splat chat last night. So the splat chats nss was on a boat I'm not entirely sure why ( I was sort of there with them but I don't recall interacting with anyone, though I may have been solace) and on that boat Zenni got trapped in a room that had little to no air flow so everyone was trying to open the door and I was going throughout the ship too trying to help I think and I kept finding audio recording that look liked holotapes from fallout. from Zenni ( the titles of which slipped my mind but they all got progressively darker) of her slowly losing breath in each one while panicking and telling everyone not to blame themselves for what's happening and I'm pretty sure the last one cuts off suddenly with Zenni apparently dieing of asphyxiation. We then get the key and open the room but then the dream cuts off so I don't know what happened to her.

Well that got dark fast

#the splat chat #splat chat qna #i wouldnt do such a thing to zenni #…. #or would i

[heartandmusic]

BETHHEADS GATHER THE WOOD AND NAILS. GATEKEEPING STARTS IMMEDIATELY. NO ONE GETS IN NO ONE GETS OUT.

#bethsposting #i paid $30 the first time i saw them and none of my friends wanted to go with so its unreal that theyre ‘mainstream’ (?) #jk im kidding i wouldnt gatekeep. #or would i

[thickness-protection-program]

Okay this might be bc its been a few years since I've watched it but I genuinely do not remember there being aliens in Naruto 😭😭😭😭

So I can't say they make a long appearance. Aliens are way more prominent in Boruto but they are actually introduced in Naruto later in the series lol. I promise once you see them you literally won't and can't forget them. I wouldn't lie about this!

#or would i #naruto #naruto spoilers #also im zonked rn and these asks and comments about aliens in naruto are sending me 😅

[woohooincoffin]

i think a new sailor would fix me actually

#just kidding i would never pay that much for a molded plastic #molded plastic body 🤪 #or would i #my level of fountain pen is now so expensive i can only get one every few years #so no

[ri5k]

moving with confidence is difficult when most(?) people find me odd and unrelatable. makes me err toward deference in a way that seems submissive.. but i'd rather seem a little insecure than off-putting

#oR woULd i

[bandy-andy]

If it was a tie, I'd just run another poll anyway

#or would I #who knows 🧐 #guess we will find out after the poll....

[dislifeismid]

"During the medieval and early modern periods, Susanoo was popularly conflated with the pestilence deity Gozu Tennō, the god originally worshiped in Yasaka Shrine in Kyoto, Hiromine Shrine in Hyōgo Prefecture, and Tsushima Shrine in Tsushima, Aichi Prefecture.[48] As Susanoo's consort, Kushinadahime was in turn identified with Gozu Tennō's wife, Harisaij"

If i give Mori a wife- what then 👁‍🗨👁‍🗨

#fight for him peasants #or be homewreckers ig- #nahhh nah i wouldn't.... #or would i #👁‍🗨👁‍🗨👁‍🗨👁‍🗨 #mori gozu tennou x reader

[akingsfool]

Me: hey if you were to hypothetically overthrow the american government how would you do so

History teacher: well other nations are easier but america is a federal government we have a national and then state, then also local government

History teacher: [redacted] would help with state problems but then you’d have to go in and fight each one, and then national guard, military, police….

History teacher: essentially it would be near impossible

Me: so we let our government get too powerful?

History teacher: if you can’t have a plan to overthrow them if they go power hungry, you let them get too powerful

#bens shitposts #all hypothetical #of course #would never over throw the American government #or would I

[bokkerijder]

pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc

against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"

#rambles '24 #ok to reblog btw #all my posts are ok to reblog #if not i would make them unrebloggable lmao #edit: i am a fool #i said that thinking this would maybe get 5 notes or something #and now we're here lol

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

#she needs to visit so i can take her to a mall #the food court alone will blow her mind #shes like 14 so claire's and/or justice would probably also blow her mind

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[aaronstveit]

"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious

#'if i was orpheus i would simply' shut the fuck up #anyway #personal post #hit post

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

#i often wonder about how many things would be considered classic or high art had they only received the marketing #how many short films that were made for class could have been the most powerful thing you'd ever seen? if you'd seen them? #“you know the greatest films of all time were never made” etc etc #but like. these works of art ARE being made. it's just enjoyed by a smaller audience with equal impact though #i think about this one furry i used to follow on insta who had the coolest worldbuilding ever. it's been years. #thought prompted by that sketch of nimona from ten years ago that was just for a character design #posted to the creator's tumblr and now it's nominated for best animated feature film at the oscars #and by the genuine emotional reaction a fan comic made me feel. how much work had gone into it. how beautiful it was to me. #idk what to tag this but i hope whoever needs to hear it does #writing #writer #fandom #fandom culture #artist

[podcastwizard]

in a kinder world i live in an i spy page

#i would be a little mouse and my bed would be the spoon

[thunderon]

“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”

*the crowd nods*

“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”

*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*

“butches can have long hair—“

*GUNSHOT*

#the tedtalk i would give if i could #if i see ‘they’re not butch because they have long hair’ one more time i will flip a table #frustrating frustrating frustrating #also this is NOT in any way a knock on my short haired butches ily #op #bestof

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

#MR. KELLOGG I WOULD LIKE A FUCKING WORD #beating this man's fucking corpse with a broom #I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR POOP AND WEIRD CHRISTIAN NONSENSE NOW EVERYONE THINKS PLEASURE IS BAD FOR YOU #KILLING AND BITING AND MAIMING