You get an unexpected call from an old friend in need of an emergency repair on her opening night.
Good thing: that's kind of your whole gig.
Bad thing: you've been avoiding the Berzatto family since the funeral.
pairing; Carmen 'Carmy' Berzatto & Fem Reader, but also like, reader's friends with the entire crew (esp Richie, Syd & posthumously Mikey), so if you're just here for the platonic fun of those dynamics, pls enjoy!
tasting notes; slowest of slow burns, semi-strangers (you'll see) to friends to lovers. lot of hurt/comfort. there will be angst, cause it's FX's The Bear.
portion; in progress!!
recommended listening; handmade spotify playlist.
possible allergies; fully spoils the entire series (par for season 3, as I'm writing this ahead of release, so, p.s if you're from the future: off-canon). I've never written smut before and I couldn't tell you if I'm gonna be willing to try by the end of this-- So if that's your thing, temper thine expectations! Mikey is very central to the reader's background-- which is also quite padded, so def prep the brain for a more in-depth look at his passing and struggles w/ addiction. No Y/N, just a FUCK ton of nicknames.
TABLE OF CONTENTS A.K.A REPAIR INVOICE
Tony, Terry, Tommy? | Walk-In Hotfix
Do the Thing! | Toilet Repair
Pretty. | Bolting Down Booths
I Want To. | Wellness Check
Where To? | Delivery Fees
Doing Too Much. | House Call
The Other Shoe | Consultation
Carved In. | Separate Invoice (New!)
Repairman just did the last job she needs a SECOND OKAY?!
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My yearly charr attack became a charr group pic mass attack thing for @bolthound @spartalabouche @artsja-a @junkalopes and protosaru on Art Fight.
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Ppl w piercings r so so so hot
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Can u do jjba for the ask game?
*kicks door in with my JJBA chaos* You bet I can :D
who’s the most ticklish character: Josuke! He just slightly beats out Joseph on the sensitivity scale!
who’s the character that most people would assume is ticklish, but actually isn’t: Jolyne! It's not so much that she's immune, she just has really good resistance and very few tickle spots (unlike her father who has no resistance and way more tickle spots akjrkjekja)
who’s the character that everyone gangs up on and tickles: Josuke! Okuyasu and Koichi tickle him a lot cause why not? kjarkjejkrjk Sometimes Jotaro helps
who’s the character that somehow knows everyone else’s tickle spots and reveals them to others: Avdol! He's a terror among the crusaders- he claims it's his fortune telling ability but really he's just incredibly observant.
who’s the character with one specific tickle spot that only one other person knows about: Caeser's got a really bad one on his lower back only Joseph knows about! Sometimes he'll cheekily run his fingers against it when they're standing side by side to make the blonde angry kjarkjaekjrjak
who’s the most likely to win gang tickle wars: Mista! He's as ticklish as the rest, but he's also a cheater and uses Six Bullets to tickle everyone and make his great victory.
which character has a kink for tickling: Dio. Also Melone cause...well, yeah. Melone.
which character didn’t even know they were ticklish until another character tickled them: Weather Report! No one ever really tried it so he assumed he wasn't until Jolyne hugged him a little too tight.
which two characters have tickle fights all the time: Josuke and Okuyasu have tickle fights all the time! Also- Joseph and Caeser. And Jotaro and Kakyoin...really all the Jobros and Jogals aerkjekajrjakerj
Thanks for asking! :D
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"Well, wherever he is, you find Gabriel for me and...and you can have whatever your nasty little heart desires"
I HEARD THE WOBBLE IN YOUR VOICE, B, YOU TRIED TO CONCEAL A SOB AND WAS THAT ALL SAID IN ONE SINGLE BREATH?? YOU ARE DISTRAUGHT AT NOT KNOWING WHERE YOUR LOVERBOY IS AND YOU'RE TRYING TO CONCEAL IT BECAUSE IT'S SO UNDEMONLIKE, I WILL CRY NOW, THANK YOU.
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