I drew this for @elialys AGES ago and I’m hopeless at posting on Tumblr, but with Wings making a comeback soon (No pressure BB you take your time) I wanted to crack out some celebratory cuteness.
Will this be removed? I sure hope not, but it’s not THAT sus, just a little tasteful nudity... >_> <_< >_>
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now that her girlfriend has wings again, imagining Charlie makes very good use of them, and in ways so sappy everyone else at the hotel wishes they'd just be doing normal weird stuff instead
Charlie: "Vaggie, you know what?"
Vaggie: "What sweetie?"
Charlie: "Sometimes I look out at hell and I just think WOW, I sure WISH I could see something soft and fluffy instead!"
Vaggie: "Really."
Charlie: "Yeah!! Something light... and downy... maaaaybe with the consistency of a feather pillow mixed with the universe's best hug... posssssibly scented like that one deodorant I mentioned liking once and you've mysteriously been wearing ever since..."
Vaggie: (rolls eyes) (smiles)
Vaggie: (summons her wings and drapes one comically over Charlie's entire head) "Like this, babe?"
Charlie: (muffled) (ecstatic) "I LOVE YOU SO MUFF!"
Angel Dust: "Sickening. If you gays keep this up, I'm gonna puke."
Vaggie: "What happened to your non-existent gag reflex?"
Angel Dust: "Your relationship's a bit too long-term even for it, toots. You need to put a ring on it, so's you two can start hatin' each other like a normal fuckin' couple."
Vaggie: (panicking) (dying) "VAYA! Shh- shhh!!!!
Angel Dust: "Oh fuck-"
Charlie: (still muffled) "Did he just say put a WING on it??
Vaggie: "Uh..."
Angel Dust: "Sure did, Charlie horse."
Charlie: (still under vaggie's wing) "She's already doing that though?"
Vaggie: (glaring) (spear out) "... you, are the luckiest damn man in hell."
Angel Dust: "Don't I know it, with a body like this~"
Charlie: (staying snuggled) (yet concerned) "Angel Dust, do we need to get you some glasses???"
Angel Dust: "Naw, but I might need help writin' a will after this."
Vaggie: (sloooooowly... puts away the spear)
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Night Court Shenanigans
Feyre: I just realized that I’ve lived in the fae lands for years now…but I still have not seen a dragon.
Rhysand: That’s because dragons are extinct.
Feyre: How do you know they are extinct? Did someone really check EVERYWHERE?
Rhysand: Pretty sure we would’ve found one in the past five centuries.
Feyre: You bitches couldn’t even find the Suriel without my help. Give me a week.
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Zionists, I really need you all to understand that not everything directed at Jews is antisemitism. Telling a Jewish person that supporting the 70+ years of apartheid, destruction and oppression of Palestinians is objectively bad isn’t antisemitism. It’s pointing out the obvious. However, what is antisemitism, is calling every Jew that you personally don’t like a “kapo”. Oh and telling Jews they aren’t actually Jewish, that’s like, really antisemitic?
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3 hours into my new HZD playthrough and ive already gone back to writing On the Wings of the Ten
i looked at half the draft i'd written this summer and went 'i can make this hornier'
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I find it funny how WoF pushes the idea that scavengers and dragons will one day come together and find peace because ain't no way that all dragons are on-board with it. My guy these are rats. They are food. Kill them. Keep them underground where they belong.
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