sylvia plath, todd anderson and virginia woolf (aka ACTUAL tortured poets) watching taylor “im breaking up with my boyfriend for his intense depression and blaming it on him, im dating a racist who enjoys watching woc being brutalized and harasses young woc artists, i sent my fans out on a hate train to attack a young woc actress for a line she had to say as part of her job to show how mentally ill her character was, im dating a maga supporter, i refuse to say anything about a current genocide despite being the most influential person in the world right now, i am a billionaire, i fly 13 minute flights and have the highest carbon emission of any celebrity, i am a known white feminist who only speaks about issues when it affects me and has constantly let my fans get away with extreme racism and even encouraged it by associating myself with known racists” swift call herself a tortured poet (her writing sounds like a bunch of thesaurus words slapped over gabba hanna and rupi kaur-esque poetry that was created purely as a trinket for an edgy pinterest board)
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so what’s the thoughts on Vaggie getting a heavenly spear through the hand
is it “well nothing got cut off so it probably healed up fine” or “good thing Vaggie already wears gloves by default!”. A “Charlie helps bandage it afterwards and maybe there’s a small scar but it’s okay this time” or “let’s add it to the pile of chronic pain she can blame Lute for”
bc getting so mad at the THOUGHT of your girlfriend dying that you rip out the spear impaling your hand to the floor (something something like a moth pinned to a card) so you can smack your asshole ex-coworker with it is a /move/ and I can’t decide if it’d be more fun for Vaggie to 100% heal from it without a scratch and piss Lute off more, or if i wanna daydream about Charlie having to keep track of which of her girlfriend’s hands she’s holding and be careful how hard she squeezes the right one from now on
Charlie: (delicately wrapping Vaggie's hand with gauze) "This is the THIRD TIME that bitch has given my girlfriend a major injury and I'm getting SICK of it."
Vaggie: "Charlie, the first two times happened before you even knew I existed."
Charlie: "I CAN STILL BE RETROACTIVELY PISSED ABOUT IT!" >:C
Vaggie: "Can you also kiss me about it? Help me feel better?"
Charlie: (instantly melting) "I need zero excuses for doing that ever."
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thinking a LOT about etho jokingly telling cleo "you make the most interesting relationships" in episode one of secret life, back when that was a joke about the bizarre variety of frienemies cleo was making, in the context of this past session, her bond with etho, her Thing with martyn, her friendship with scott, her connection with grian, her relationship with bigb, her frienemyship with the heart foundation--she makes the most interesting relationships. and often, they look unstable from the outside. right up until the moment you test them. then, though...
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WAIT WAIT THE SWORD.... Why'd it jump away from Falin when it "reacts to monsters".... bruh what percentage dragon is in Falin's dna now
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