#okay but forreals

[carrotkicks]

perfect for sandwiches

#skk #doodles #okay but forreals #if you bit chuuya he'd taste like a biscoff cookie #dazai would be sorta umami or some savory flavor. not nutella #but for the sake of this. he's the nutella boyfriend.

[captainofthetidesbreath]

it's sincerely SO amusing to me that both times we've been at the Tripotentiary mansion, formerly the Consector's mansion, during Weepe's residence, it's mentioned Spahr used to live here. i hope it continues to happen, just do it every single time we're there.

i genuinely love the narrators take every opportunity to remind us that Spahr lived in this place before he got kicked out, but they still haven't told us where he lives now. absolute best choices.

#okay but forreal where DOES he live now #I also do legit wonder a little bit if they're reminding us for a reason like to set up for something like making sure we don't forget #but also it's SUCH a funny thing to do like *I'd* certainly mention it every time JUST on the basis of funny #Jonas Spahr #Midst #Midst podcast #Midst things

[thelioncourts]

I honestly don't know what is the most obscene: 1) Jacob's entire face -- lips slack, eyes closed, lashes against the apples of his cheeks, the light bouncing off of his gorgeous bone structure, 2) the way his hands are tangled in Sam's hair, hair that's mussed and brushing Jacob's face, or 3) the way Sam is pressed entirely into Jacob's neck, like he could live there. like they are shoulder to shoulder, hip to hip, sharing air. insane. and obscene.

#sam reid #jacob anderson #iwtv #interview with the vampire #i live in this okay #but forreal jacob's face absolutely wrecks me #like that slack pleasure expression just #//eats arm

[prettyboykatsuki]

men who are so so sooo manipulative <3

#aristotle.txt #calculated precise acts of manipulation in my yandere get me soooo excited. being real #yandere cw #OKAY BYE FORREAL NOW

[twinsfawn]

𖤐

#actually saved someone’s life last night forreal #despite working in the ER i almost never save people who are literally straddling the line b/w life and death but my pt’s sugar dropped #to 23 💀 so i smashed that staff assist button and slammed the dextrose and she ended up being okay #visibly was circling the drain and was about to be comatose/dead #she is chillin now

[mossflower]

mr the davies what the fuck do you mean all the doctors bigenerated

#in order for me to enjoy the new episodes i think i am going to have to ignore 90% of what this guy says #okay this is not a phrase i say a lot but ten said it best!! some new man goes sauntering away!! that was rtd’s damn writing!! #like. all things end. and the change is necessary but of course it’s sad!! sometimes bittersweet sometimes tragic but that’s part of it #’oh they all woke up in their tardises after they regenerated’ No The Fuck They Didn’t #where’s the sacrifice and the sadness and the tragedy if the doctor just wakes up afterwards. come onnnnnn #if they address this in the show it will become my timeless child. just so you’re all aware <3 #like that’s fanfiction. i know new who is literally 3 guy’s fanfiction cobbled together #but that’s literally fix it fanfiction. what if nobody dies ever actually. like forreal?? #doctor who

[scopophobia-polaris]

B.. B-b-ba

#the way i have been panicked most of the morning from all the bs in florida rn like damn im panicked as hell and wanna cry but i see this #dude and i go wow......you 💖💖💖💖 #OKAY BUT FORREAL THIS ONE? #KISSY CUTIE I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW YOU DREW THIS

[schleierkauz]

OH??? (tcor spoilers/new character)

If you scroll down to the "product description by the publisher" section on the tcor amazon page there's THIS:

(Translation beneath the cut)

...so that's almost definitely the final version of dryope from chapter 14, right?

Lilia

As a young girl, Lilia spent a year living with Roxane and was like a little sister to Jehan and Brianna

She lives with the "Women in the Forest" and is a sort of plant whisperer. Plants obey her the same way fire obeys Dustfinger.

Her forehead is covered with plant tattoos: Brambles, thistles, a wild rose.

#inkworld #tcor spoilers #FORREAL THIS TIME #jkghkjhfglkhjgfkjhgf is she still a whole witch? because then she would be VERY young for one considering they live like hundreds of years #but maybe that changed as well #i just. god. LIKE A LITTLE SISTER TO JEHAN AND BRIANNA #BRIANNA #LIKE A LITTLE SISTER TO #AGHGHG #also lmao at 'women in the forest'? do they mean the moss women? #or is it just like a commune? #and are they even called moss women? i'm so sorry idk all the translations. nettle's people. #...no i cant get over it do you UNDERSTAND. roxane all by herself with two kids. taking in another little girl. #or maybe roxane with that presumably pretty okay guy that was jehans father EITHER WAY i. cornelia. #also what level of 'plants obey her like the fire obeys dustfinger' are we talking here? barely? #or is she out there landscaping the wayless woods? #i. need to go to bed.

[simplydm]

Also, okay tbh, Phil Lester funny as hell, that guy just says whatever. What r u talking about boy

#sorry I’m done now #forreal coming back to this as an adult is being like okay I get it now I understand #Phil Lester #dnp sims watchparty #speak up dm

[sexchangedotcom]

Patrick Gale, Take Nothing With You

#ough #words #sorry for posting book excerpts on tumblr.com but im forreal not okay im not #queer tag

[demonzoro]

that outfit. zoro and sanji matching outf(i am carried away by wolves)

wait. where are you going. don't leave me

#on all fours on the ground NOOOOOOOOOO #okay but forreal zs matching outfits. i need to do one #anonymous #answered

[scintillyyy]

but what if reverse robins but lots of things stay the same

we start with damian wayne, bruce's age is *mumblemumble* to make this work. batman is working on his own and then talia just randomly drops him off one day and he insists on helping out as it is his birthright, becoming batman's partner robin.

things get tense as eventually he gets fatally injured and subsequently gets resurrected (we'll go with right away, by his mother), this causing a chasm between the him and bruce and causing bruce to lash out for damian's safety and fire him, causing damian to leave to his teen titans and find his own name, away from his father

bruce is sulky and sad that he pushes away everyone he loves when he finds a girl who is trying to DIY vigilante-ism going after her father, cluemaster. bruce, having learned nothing from his past mistakes, takes her under his wing as the new robin, in part to upset damian. this upsets damian greatly at first, although he eventually comes around.

bruce being bruce, however is controlling and paranoid after damian's death and resurrection and is quite dismissive of the girl. stephanie, being quite upset at this treatment goes out on her own to prove herself, getting ensared by black mask in the process. he tortures and seemingly kills her.

(she doesn't get sexually tortured, though, ew dc)

bruce goes on a rampage in his guilt, hitting harder and showing no concern for himself

tim drake, local batman and robin fanboy decides someone needs to intervene. he goes and finds damian wayne in an attempt to get damian to go back as robin, because batman needs someone there to hold him back.

damian says absolutely not, my father and i can't work together like we used to, things are different now. he doesn't like tim, necessarily, but eventually develops a grudging respect for him at his tenacity and faith that robin needs to be a thing. he eventually okays the transfer of robin to tim and helps to convince bruce to take on a robin again

tim gets lots and lots and lots of training to make sure he's as safe as possible. steph is a precautionary tale.

something something prodigal with damian and tim half baked idea utterly hilarious to me

tim and damian don't have the dick and tim dynamic but they settle into fondness and snarky comments about the other but still would 100% die for the other in a heartbeat

and maybe they bond over issues with their dads y'know?

anyways jack finds out and tim has to quit as robin!! oh noes

bruce deals with this in the most bruce way possible: by finding a kid jacking tires off his car and making him robin

unfortunately, this kid gets killed by the joker. tim returns, angry at bruce over everything that just happened, but the anger won't last long because immediately after this tim's dad dies and kind of overshadows everything else.

meanwhile, stephanie, having faked her death, comes back and is pissed because not only was she replaced right away, bruce seems to be putting much more care and thought into training tim

after she finds out she goes to the league of assassins to learn how to best get revenge on batman. she comes back and takes over black mask's gang and becomes the new black mask and yadda yadda yadda

anyways one year later, tim gets adopted (damian will never admit it, but this pleases him), and then bruce goes to the circus and meets dick grayson, only for his parents to fall and die and bruce immediately takes him in

which causes tim some insecurity because his place in the family seems so new

but unlike the super tense initial tim and damian relationship, every dick and tim brotherhood needs a healthy dose of hero worship

see, dick remembers very clearly the time that his parents won tickets to a baseball game from a charity event hosted by drake industries and it was a *big* deal. he got to meet tim there and ~take a picture together~ and he's just in awe of meeting him again

at some point jason gets resurrected. does he join steph?? maybe he settles into a role under oracle, the two brought together by their respective experiences with the joker

anyways bruce dies in final crisis. damian must take up the cowl. he chooses dick to be his robin because really, drake, i respect your abilities so much you are ready to spread your wings and fly now

tim then effs off to go find bruce in the time stream.

anyways he finds bruce, comes back, and settles into his role as red robin, mentor and big brother figure to robin. they complain about damian together, go train surfing, and push each other off buildings.

something something the end

#has this been done before??? prob yes. who knows. #this is full of half baked ideas #it should never happen #anyways i hate all incarnations of joker junior tyvm. tim's fate in all worlds is emotional support robin okay. #i feel like steph gets the short end of the stick here forreal

[doccywhomst]

I'm so glad the Scongo meme is finally dead. It was never funny. Rip in piss for crimes against humor.

i actually completely dodged the scongo hype train by dipping out of the fandom for a few years in college, but i know vaguely of him - i’ve only heard the legends of @scongo through his fandom wiki entry, which left me with more questions than answers. i think i saw scongo on one of those doctor who lore icebergs, but i can’t remember what level…. i want to watch a Down-The-Rabbit-Hole-style docufilm about the origins, impact, and legacy of-

BY GOD, ITS SCONGO WITH A STEEL CHAIR !!!!!

#okay but forreal i know nothing about scongo lol #but in my research i discovered that a few of my treasured mutuals were scongo stans in 2020 #scongo stans? scongolians? anyway. your sins are forgiven i guess #scongo #doctor who

[solarchaotica]

@melancholy-marionette buns

#okay but ima forreal draw blue at some point #this is just pallete swapping this time #bitter/sweet #bittersweet blythe #sol draws yans

[dark-mnjiro]

Every time I see Vixen slide into Kitten’s tags - I know it’s going to be good.

#I just sit back and scroll #it’s always so GOOD #OKAY FORREAL IM GOING TO BED

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

friends oc stuff under the cut

There is a growing underground moment on society campus. A movement of FLUFF AND LACE

Moche was probably overjoyed to see other people who ADORE fluffy skirts and fairytale like outfits, having worn a petticoat all growing up -

Diane introduced Moche to Ama who introduced Moche to Lolita and now she knows her A line dressed from her Cupcake dresses and how to put together a Co-ord Quechua Style

While wearing a co-ord Ama help her pick out on campus, Moche ran into Spider Snow and Spider Lily talking about the lace on Tomoka's cape.

AND SHE GETS AN IDEA

Moche liked making friends but can sometimes go a bit overboard So one day she runs up to each of them, handing them a small piece of paper with an invitation to A TEA PARTY

Because that's what Ama said lolitas do

SO she invites them to a tea party and sets out everything and makes tea and gets dressed up and THEY CAN HAVE A FRILLS CLUB ON CAMPUS (Ama can always sneak on campus cause Hobie's watches)

THEM PUTTING OUTFITS TOGETHER IM SORRY IF THIS IS EMBARRASING I JUST FIND IT CUTE

There's also a Romanian Spider on campus (i think they sent it on anon) and romania has the BEST traditional skirts so the club is always growing <3

this is the stuff I think about

Ama - @molvrae

Spider-Lily - @mothmothmothmothmothmoth

Spider-Snow - @fairytalespider

#IM SORRY IT TAKES LITERAL WEEKS TO GET TO ASKS SKJDFHJJSHDKF #I drown in them #BUT I STILL THINK OF EVERY SONA I READ DEADASS FORREAL DEADASS #Tea Party please is that okay?