#ok this is a little bit hilarious

[lokicharms]

Watching the Marvel: Assembled She-Hulk episode and Charlie Cox just said he had to remind the writers and directors that Matt Murdock is blind and thus, would not have to look at things or people the way it was written in the script 😭

#ok this is a little bit hilarious #I can just imagine Charlie being like 'um actually he's blind so.....' #daredevil #matt murdock #she hulk #marvel assembled

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[shitty-kinda-doodles]

Zilla is the Flotsam and Jetsam to Velvette's Ursula lol.

Lmaooo kind of? In a song where they manipulate an innocent person she would be for sure

#ask #hazbin hotel #velvette #oc #ive been thinking of their dynamic lately actually but i'll hide my ramblings here in the tags for the poor souls that don't care at all #so the funny thing about them is that they dont need each other at all #they have their own thing in different rings and theyre fine with it #but they do have a blast when they hang out #which is kinda torturous for them specifically bc theyre so self centered and controlling and selfish #that admitting that they JUST LIKE someone with no ulterior reason is humiliating #and any excuse they can make to see each other is flimsy at best #like 'hey help me get more souls and you can throw darts at them later' they can do that on their own. they dont need the other to do that #i imagine they try not to bring up it to preserve their own egos #in a more playful moment zilla would be like oohh you like meee and velvette would deny deny deny #in a more serious moment they both have rock hard evidence that the other likes her too and they both know it #if one ego goes down the other does too #this would be like...the first stages of liking each other i think #and when they get together theyd be like 'ok i have soft mushy feelings for this one person but that aside #im still the greatest overlord/murderous mastermind whatever' #until theyre defeated by the good guys i guess #what can i say i think evil friends to lovers to losers is hilarious #soooorry if you read this long ass thing #im hyperfixated and i have so many zillete thought and so much zilla lore in my pocket #i needed to puke a little bit out

[crehador]

parting thoughts on boukensha ni naritai to miyako ni deteitta musume ga s-rank ni natteta

i liked this! some aspects more than others. the premise was adorable, and the father-daughter relationship between bel and ange was cute as hell, but i wish we got to see more of it or at least more plot revolving around it

because the more, i guess... adventure/magic/politics parts of the plot just didn't land as much for me. i get that that's the genre so of course there has to be a Plot, and not just cute/funny moments of ange trying to get home and things getting in her way, but i think it would've been more compelling to me if the Plot circled the family element too

there was so much potential! like if bel had decided to return to adventuring earlier in the series, i feel like we could've had some great adventures of him traveling with ange and her party. and that not only keeps the family dynamic at the forefront, it would've presented the opportunity to delve more into how bel's disability might affect his return to adventuring

it does seem like bel traveling with ange is where the series will go next, but this doesn't really feel like a show that would get a second season. so if i want to find out i guess it's off to the light novels for me

but overall! kind of meh as a fantasy/adventure, but with some really cute and meaningful moments throughout. final ep especially was quite good!

#crab watches #boukensha ni naritai to miyako ni deteitta musume ga s-rank ni natteta #s-rank musume #parting thoughts #tl;dr not bad but the actual Plot bits were unspectacular to me #IT IS SOMETIMES. SO FUNNY LMAO LIKE #ange and bel both just ADOPTING MORE CHILDREN INTO THE FAMILY. SEPARATELY. WITHOUT CONSULTING EACH OTHER #WHAT IS THAT CONVERSATION GOING TO BE LIKE #bel like hey ange sooo uhhh you have a little brother now surprise! #and ange like oh shit no way i got two new siblings over here too lmao #the end of the kasim fight was hilarious too like #predictable but REALLY FUNNY #they became friends SO FAST as soon as she said bel lmao #ok. ok. anyway #unfortunately. ultimately i don't really feel like this one's worth watching BUT suwabe so

[starzwithapen]

To make the timeline of events + ages line up for our trollsonas IM THE OLDER SIBLING TO MY ALTER THIS TIME . I WIN !!!

#starztalks #SUCK ON THAT SILVER #silver's trollsona is actually hilarious 2 me I need to draw him #IM GONNA TALK ABOUT MY TROLLS OC/SELF INSERT A BIT DOWN HERE BCEAUSE UHH . i love talking to myslef in tumblr tags #ok so !! her name is solar !! she/he pronouns #when solar was young he was chosen to be eaten on trollstice #but [miraculously] slipped out of the chef's grip and escaped where she was found by a little girl #the little girl was fascinated and took solar home with her. they were kinda sorta friends and the bergen had to hide solar whenever anyone #passed by . they grew closer day by day #but then !! wooaahh the trolls escaped bergen town!! the little girl's parents work for the royals and she can hear them lament #the little girl is scared . how will her parents be happy now? she wants them to be happy . she wants to smile and laugh with them #she wants to be a happy family again #her eyes drop to solar #CAN YOU SEE WHERE IM GOING W THIS #ok i feel embarassed typing this out uhhh theres more but Ill think about it later

[raposarealm]

Oh!! A new model! Usually a new unique model indicates another potential magical girl added to the roster, like what we saw with Mitsune or even Kagome before her. It’s exciting to see some new cast, especially if this indicates either a potential Arc 3 being set in the present, or a replacement for an Arc 3, or even a supplement to it! (Remember that the instances we’ve seen of characters with new unique models becoming magical girls usually ended up being a major part of the main story!)

Shioya Harumi, eh? She seems like a very polite yet skiddish kiddo so far. In the previous lines, she panicked when Mito got to her while introducing everyone. So far, we’ve seen a couple of normal (generic) NPCs, a fifth grade boy NPC, Natsuki, Mitama, Kanagi, Mito, who’s been introducing everyone, and the person introduced before Harumi here...

HUH??????? A DUDE WITH A FACE?????

My god, that’s the third unique male model we’ve seen, after Tonker’s dad and Tasuke. Huh, speaking of which, those latter two did end up becoming very important in late Arc 2, and they were both family members of main character magical girls...

Oh, he has a name too!!! “Izumi Sougetsu”...

WAITWAITWAIT IT’S NAGITAN’S BROTHER!!! Holy shite, we finally have a name for him! Wow, he’s got the exact opposite appearance to Nagitan, looks like he stuck his finger in an electrical socket. What a mood, mate. 

He mentions here that he’s a 3rd year middle schooler at Daito Academy, which is odd, I seem to remember Nagitan’s brother being older than her? 

I gotta go read through some parts of Chapter 10 again, but I could’ve sworn he was one of the ones who helped to snap Mitama and Nagitan out of their depresso funk, which, if I’m right there, means he’s already story relevant!! 

Oh, also, looks like Sougetsu here has his own set of emotes, too. I wasn’t able to catch it well in the screenshot, but he starts showing up in event episode 2, so there should be plenty of scenes with him during the event.

#oh also one of those emotes is a straight-up tomato face blush it's hilarious #anyways i know shots of these two have been floating around for a little bit now but #i saw harumi and yelped a bit #and then saw sougetsu and screeched #ok but i get to make the joke i couldn't with tasuke: unique model usually means prospective meguca yeah? #does this possibly mean we're finally gonna get a male meguca #def not but it'd be stupid funny #adding these two to the list of 'potential fanfiction victims' #magia record #dark halloween is the color of love #shioya harumi #izumi sougetsu #first time i've seen the name 'shioya' before #reasonable last name just one i hadn't seen yet #rapo loses her damn mind

[dilfsuzanneyk]

i'm having stupid silly thoughts and plans about wizard al yankovic no one is going to be safe once i find the time to actually act on these

#/silly #lsiten. the hilarious little bit of making non existent albums inspired me #just wait ok i swear i'll finish what i'm talking about soon just hang ON #weird al yankovic #vex rambles

[delusioner]

tp putting me through the wringer by not letting me pass these two levels with perfect. baby i need those 2 clothing items to get 100% on this story pls pls pls (cries a little bit)

#🔮💭 #actually losing my mind a little bit. fine. whatever #i need a few days to replenish resources and upgrade my relics anyway (looks away) #the way i gave up this game for months and came back full throttle is hilarious tho #i had so many diamonds and gold but i'm like burning thru it like crazy. ok #i'm actually like so mad about this #i want the portrait!!!

[cherry-shipping]

GYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE I HAD A CUTE DREAM W SANS >:D!!!!!!!! it was in like two parts the first was us just meeting and hitting it off right away which was fun and the other part was. nevermind im too embarrassed to not say it in the tags The tags r my safe cringe space The tags r like my house i live down there

#cherry chats #bf (bone friend) #ok. so anyway the 2nd part was awhile later he asked me on a date which was cute #and hed gone through way too much effort to make it like....... properly date-y even though neither of us give a shit #so hed gotten a table at some semi fancy restaurant and wed gotten dressed up SORT of fancy #and he was sooo excited and anxious. then he turns out he got the name wrong and instead of a fancy-ish restaurant it was like #some shitty cheap family diner. like imagine mcdonalds but a little fancier and with a LITTLE better food #thats what we got. because they had similar names and he mixed them up #we didnt even get our own table we sat at one of those long benches that mcdonalds also have next to a dad with his 2 little kids #the poor fucking guy was mortified when he realized hed fucked up but i just thought it was hilarious #i remember KISSING HIM ON THE CHEEK!!!!!!!!!!!! and being like its fine lets just go home and order takeout instead lmfao #so anyway. that waas the dream i had it was awesome #tehre were other stuff too but it was all jumbled bits and pieces maybe ill write them down in a draft just so i dont forget

[fen-dwxller]

continued from here ! // @nevragod

while magic was no doubt wild and dangerous, there was always a sense of beauty to it. the elf would never admit it, but there was an elegant nature to the way his markings glowed, akin to the staff the other so happens to wave around.

it was beautiful, until it began to feel as though his nerves were being lit on fire as his body and soul became intertwined with the fade.

at least, that's how he thought it worked.

❝ it isn't an unteachable skill. perhaps one day, i may show you. ❞ if they ever find the time, that is. these days, the errands never end. but he always had time for the other. always.

he found his eyes lingering for a moment on her cheek, specks of blood on pale skin. his hands ached to reach over, but they kept locked at his sides. you fool. why would you think she'd ever want anything to do with you, elf?

❝ the dwarf's head is twice the size as yours. i choose to refrain. ❞

#in character // * fen dwxller . #// WE. LOVE. THE. ANGST. #// both of these two have so many issues its fuckING HILARIOUS #// happiness is not allowed. absolutely nOT #// unless they get hurt in the end :) #// ok maybe a little bit of happiness #nevragod

[thegoldielocks28]

2 for Hiromi and Boris :)

Bickering

Everyone was surprised when Hiromi announced that she and Boris were together. Many of their fellow bladers saw them as polar opposites. In style, personality and even morals. Their relationship was questioned by many, especially by fans and even a few of their friends who claimed they only were looking out for them. Even so, it was clear that what was growing between them was sincere. 

Hiromi was the one who suggested they should start living together after just a few months of dating. The start of their relationship was all good as they were in the same country, living close but once the tournament was over and they had to part the distance between Japan and Russia made them prone to argue. Really badly. To the point of breaking up out of frustration just to make up and get back together a few days later. It made them both upset, and if they were going to try being together for real they would rather take this step sooner than later. 

If it won't work out they´ll know soon and break up, knowing they tried it all. 

Boris has now lived in Japan with Hiromi for a month by now and things have gone quite well. Better than expected even. Being able to sort out their differences in person saved them from a lot of lingering negative feelings. Both learning the other´s habits, growing more considerate, helping out with different things. 

They´re renting a small apartment in central Tokyo not too far from the Kinomya dojo or Hiromi´s parents´home. The hardest part for Boris is going from being used to living in a shared house in Russia where he was constantly surrounded by his brothers to living with Hiromi in a new country, where he struggles with some culture and language. Yet, since money isn't really a problem after years as a pro blader, he suggested they should think about a place in Russia as well and he was happy when Hiromi agreed. 

Boris observes his reflection in the mirror with a slight frown on his face. His often wild lilac hair is combed quite neatly, the small scar where his lip ring usually is stands out and instead of his usual dark worn out clothes he's wearing a white ironed shirt together with a pair of nicer pants. Boris thinks it's a completely different person looking back at him in the reflection of the mirror. He touches his lower lip, it feels strange not to have his piercing there. Naked, almost. 

“Boris, we´re already late…” Hiromi´s voice can be heard from the bathroom.

Any other day, he´d be the one scrolling on his phone while waiting for her to get ready. As Hiromi picked between this and that, did her make up, and spent time on her hair. He has learned to be patient. 

But not today. 

The Japanese woman pokes her head out and looks Boris over. It's clear she's liking what she sees. “You look great!”

“I look like …” Boris makes a face. “An office worker.” He adds, as if working in an office is the worst thing there is.

“Now, what's wrong with that?” 

“It looks like I got a damn stick up my arse!” His voice grows louder.  

Hiromi sighs, the woman was always one to easily get annoyed when things don't go smoothly. Being together with Boris has taught her another type of patience than what she used with Takao and the Chief. He is all worth it to her, though. Emerging from the bathroom, Hiromi is dressed in a modest summer dress in white and yellow. Brown shoulder length hair secured in a neat, but cute, little pig-tail. Boris can't help but enjoy the sight of her, knowing she is his and has been for a while now. 

“We're just meeting my parents..--” She tries to soothe him but Boris interrupts her. 

To Hiromi, her parents are her security. It's the place where she grew up and became who she is. They´re people who she is in touch with daily. She knows that even if they never would have thought their daughter would want to get serious with a foregin man, a foreign man with somewhat of a troubled past, they wouldn't oppose unless Boris is treating her badly. Can´t make her happy. The only thing they're concerned about is that the two of them are getting serious without meeting them, without a promise of an engagement. They´re a bit traditional like that, and Hiromi knows that Boris is different. 

If he feels this badly over using quite simple plain clothes and fixing his hair Hiromi can only imagine his grumpy face if they ever get married. Boris dressed in a suit. Yet, she does believe he'd do it for her. Just as she has opened her mind to things she never would have done unless Boris was in her life. 

“Ain't such a small thing to me.” Boris counters, facing her, and his troubled expression does things to her. “My team is my family, the parents that gave me life are people I don't remember.” He continues, his accent gets a bit thicker. 

Hiromi moves closer to Boris, her hands touching him, slowly moving up his chest until she can wrap her arms around him in a light hug. Even like this, short as she is, Boris needs to hold onto her so she can keep her balance. It´s then clear to her that her man is nervous and uneasy because this is all new, and he wants to make a good impression on her parents. 

“They will like you.” Hiromi says gently. “This is just the first meeting, you can be more relaxed next time. They just want to know who you are.” 

“Fuck…” Boris curses, but his expression gets a little better. “You mean I should gradually show my wicked side…? Starting with this?” 

Hiromi chuckles, mouthing a “yeah”. He leans forward so their foreheads touch while they embrace. An insecure smile growing on his lips. 

Hiromi knows Boris is stubborn, headstrong, and confident in so many ways but dating and living with him is slowly teaching her about his more vulnerable sides. He has a past that haunts him to this day. No family of his own, abused and used by an adult he should have been able to trust. Trained to not feel certain emotions. 

Maybe one day, she can be some security to him. 

#Fanfiction #Beyblade #Tachibana Hiromi #Hilary Tachibana #bryan kuznetsov #boris kuznetsov #A little short but it was fun to write as this is the first time I ever consider them as a thing haha :D #the topic was a bit tough but hope it´s ok #Also English isnt my native tongue so please forgive me xD

[jaeheewillalwaysbemyfav]

Another thing about the sun and moon show: blood moon is a rhyming, homicidal little freak and I love that for him

I want to put him in a terrarium and study him <3

#fnaf #the sun and moon show #tsams #tsams blood moon #tsams lunar #mine #eclipse really said what if I made a fucked up little guy #oh. oh that’s a bit much. ok what if I make another but in a different direction #sidebar it’s really sad that lunar is relying on mf blood moon to be a good brother #though it’s even sadder that despite calling him eclipse’s pet he’s been overall kinder to lunar than eclipse has #that being said: HILARIOUS that we first meet blood moon in the flesh #when he’s stuck in some hartman hips mannequin #and is reduced to killing rats and batting at lunar’s ribbons like a cat #what an absolute menace #i wonder how he’d feel about special effects blood #or special effects blood-jam #I’m just imagining dunking him in a kiddie pool full of the stuff

[infini-tree]

paws of destiny is lowkey a next generation-esque series that puts a quartet of kid characters on center stage, while po is relegated to the mentor role... with mixed results. the show really wants the kid characters to be the protagonists, which is fine on paper! discounting the stock complaints of “why aren’t [certain movie-canon characters] here”, they have interesting enough defining characteristics and dynamics for a set of Kid Appeal Characters... even if making one of the kid characters in said spotlight be relegated to Fat Jokes which is. not great, but unfortunately expected considering how the pandas as a whole were characterized in the third movie

however, po is the titular kung fu panda, so they can’t shake him off the series! he’s relegated to taking a supporting role as a result of his mentor role to these kids, only ever stepping up to deal massive blows the panda kids can’t which is a weird thing to do to your Main Character And Face Of The Franchise

in my opinion, po’s inclusion is contentious due to the whole issue of the show making a non-committal wiggly hand gesture to the question of Who’s The Protagonist Here

#honestly if you go in to paws of destiny without thinking of it as a kfp spinoff and just think of it as #'fun action adventure starring 4 kids' you'll have an ok time #but i get it if you can't since the whole series hinges on qi and the mechanics they introduce to it in the show #keep in mind its been YEARS since ive watched tpod so i might be a little off in terms of how involved po was #but he was sidelined quite a bit a la shifu while these kids were off having adventures (and in jing case: getting traumatized) #anyway if you've read this far: jing pawsofdestiny was the best of the panda quartet and shes conceptually the most interesting and hilariou #-- hilarious on account of essentially being Goth #mells thinking out loud on her blog again

[springcatalyst]

this movie is permanently implanted in my retinas. it's not even that good

#LMAO #like its definitely a fun movie. but it's blatantly just a quick star wars ripoff #but for some fucking reason i decided to splice myself an original audio only version #the power of hating out of sync dialogue i guess #ive mostly got it done. theres some quirks in the video and audio that i still need to fix #but rn I'm just working on subtitles. gotta rewrite them all to fit my timing #and the English subtitles from the Japanese version dont always actually match what theyre saying #so I'm fixing that #i sat down at like 6 today and was like ok! editing subtitles real quick! #this shouldnt take long! #little did i know. it is 11pm and im not even halfway thru #bro i WISH i could tell u how many hours ive sunk into this silly goofy project by now #let's see i watched the movie Monday. pretty much immediately downloaded the 2 versions #ive been working on it at least a bit every day... probably around 20 hours?? at least?? considering how i spend my time?? #so it's safe to say this movie is part of my brain matter now #theres parts that were tricky to get the audio right. that i had to check over and over #that i know like. exactly the diction of the lines. it's kinda hilarious #watching it again as i write the captions like lol. that's that line. the cadence of it lives in my brain forever #anyway anyway. having a normal one #i literally didn't even like the movie much when i watched it like it was fine #but by nature of spending so much time with it it is now like an old friend to me #those are my pals in the silly costumes flying the silly spaceships. so true maia. or whatever

[brunetterightsactivist]

When I complain that there’s no cute guys you have to understand there is cute guys but there’s just no guys that I think are cute. Am I making sense are you writing this down

#they’re either repulsive both physically and personality wise #OR they’re like ‘good looking’ in a way where I wouldn’t be embarrassed showing a picture of them to my friends but EYE am uninterested #and also they’ll be ok looking with the worlds most dry personality everrrrr #I like guys that are attractive but don’t photograph well and are low key a little bit annoying #only a little bit annoying though ok there is a level #or really funny of course literally everyone on earth likes funny #way too many dudes on this planet that THINK they’re hilarious and aren’t though which is a separate issue

[courseclear]

nintendo: oh wow, in tears of the kingdom there’s a creepy corpse and a strange woman carved into stone !!

nintendo, a month before the game comes out: this is them lol. here they are.

#took me a week to come up with this hilarious post you’re welcome #but holy shit ok??? #i guess it was fun to think about them in between trailers #jgfdkhgfj thanks for just showing us #we knew who the corpse was like ok nbd i guess #and he doesn't look any more or less interesting than in the other games lol but still #and we knew what the woman carved into stone could look like #but it's so strange? #i know we still don't know everything obviously khhgfjhg it's not a spoiler #it's hard to explain what i mean #i guess i mean that if they started the marketing with showing those characters then it'd be fine #it sounds weird but like showing them in little bits in pieces fully formed or whatever #but they started it with specifically keeping them a mystery (as a corpse or in stone) #and built intrigue that way #but then revealed them? when it was fine not to lol #you guys made the discovery into the interesting part #it's fine dhgfkh but i'm gonna joke abt it