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#ok love yall bye
sssammich · 2 months
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“You have my dick.” The woman’s brows fly up to her hairline. “P-pardon me?” Admittedly, those were definitely not the words she was thinking of saying, but well, desperate times. “Dicks, actually,” she corrects, remembering she actually bought two dildos. “Dicks?” “The packages. You signed for them. But they’re not yours. Stealing other people’s mail is a federal crime. I can have you arrested. Give me back my dicks.” OR lena and kara are neighbors and someone's mail gets delivered to the wrong apartment. Rated M for sexual content.
This one's dedicated to @endersbegin who was a) behind the inspiration and b) who helped me polish up this bad boy c) this was the shenanigans i spoke of earlier
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southernbelllle · 2 months
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Full front and back cover of my poetry book bc I love how girly it is <3
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photocaptor · 1 year
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It's about family.
Lady Dimitrescu: bunch_of_bees Lord Heisenberg: isopadre.xiii Bela Dimitrescu: snafutype
Katsucon 2023
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gremnda · 1 year
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Art pieces I made for my season 1 QuillSMP character, a pirate who was blessed by the Void and ended up on the smp, making himself home.
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diagonal-queen · 4 months
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it's the last day of the year and, for me, two hours until midnight. i don't have any fun fancy posts for it, or any prepared fics, which is my bad but still. i just wanted to thank everybody who has followed me, liked or reblogged my posts, interacted with me, all of that stuff. i have made lifelong friends this year on tumblr (maybe not, but thats how it feels in my little cracked heart ok T-T). i love all of you. you guys mean the world to me and you've made me happier than ever.
@gettinshiggywithit @pinkiipeachiikeen @jesterph0bic @small-chaos @well-dressed-sewer-rat @kxmikomrade @kokoenjiandco @darling--angst @jackofanon @cloudyyoimiya @qupiikaaa @geo-metric @autistic-ranpo @aroacesigma @socialbatterycharging @jounosparticles @pyro-for-president @rxyyyyy @bsdlvvr @lettuce-on-toast @smol-sorrows @fyodorkitkat @celestial-cupidity @skyflower2405 @railleriee @fyodor-summer-nights @nightv4mps @maskeddivine @runboybeneaththemoon @schoolofdecadence @flower-of-darkness @breadsoup00 @arsonistclown @tachiehara @chuyasthighs0 @detachedlimb @2383-lines-of-code @katsuragimyprince @dandybabbler @otakufimi @lupvium @dazais-crab-addiction @nakaharaswife @gardenlilgnome @queerrocket
i love all of you. from those of you that i talk to every day to those i have never talked to. if you do not feel the same i hope this post has reminded you to unfollow me sshkjhfhsdg but yeah. for those who dont talk but would like to, just shoot me a dm and let's become besties!! (please)
i love all of the rest of you as well. thank you for everything. let's hope 2024 is...at the very least just alright. yknow?
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theitssosof · 5 months
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Anyone ever look at trees and smile?
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racewinner · 8 months
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this is the most swagless picture i have ever seen, and yet god help me i want that old man 😔
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softgali · 7 months
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//some babes
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andypantsx3 · 7 months
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it is a violation of every human rights agreement in history to make me go into the office this early reeeeeee
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todayisafridaynight · 10 months
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obsessed with my non-rgg friend trying to bribe me into playing imessage 8ball with kiryu boob
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andoutofharm · 1 year
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I feel like gerard’s character is going to be either Completely Dead or Completely Alive at the next show and either option means everything and also nothing and I’m prepared to feel Pain and Also Joy no matter what happens basically
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stinkrascal · 1 year
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today is my bf’s work event and im soooo excited!! not only is his job hosting a crawfish boil, but theyre hosting the crawfish boil at the zoo!!!! i get to see all the animals today eeeeeee!!!!!!!!
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strangerhands · 1 month
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ohmygodddddd i am a fucking genius...👁️ the fic idea i just came up with. the Specific Line i thought up. its such a random idea but its so so cute and sweet and ugh its gonna plague me forever. kinda proud of myself to be honest so lets just hope i can Actually write it soon🧎
#mmm brain isnt always bad sometimes i guess.#its some unapologetic jake fluff btw#bc he deserves it#also i forgot i cant really spend time on tumblr today bc ill be busy again lol so tomorrow it is (hopefully)#but its gonna be a good day bc me and my bestie are going to see love lies bleeding And immaculate together😋😋#and probably get some lunch and maybe ice cream too#excited#have been looking forward to today#and then after today im looking forward to finally crawling back into my little tumblr cave#hopefully i can Actually Read.#and yk. writing would be nice too.#also im goin back on sertraline today and apparently it can be used for ocd too so i will try to see if any of That feels different as well#raaaaaa#still havent fully researched ocd tho🧎ive been procrastinating🧎as i do🧎#anyways goodnight its 5am.#shouldnt have had that 8pm iced capp#i downed that shit fr#ok bye bye love yall#talkin shit#FUCK YES THIS POSTED LIKE ON THE VERY SECOND 5:15 WAS ENDING YESSS#sorry i actually like am distressed when the minute(s) of my posts arent posted on a 0 or 5 or like the same as the previous number#and when it is i feel like actual relief and joy#and when it isnt i contemplate deleting and waiting until the desired minute to post again.#anddd sometimes i actually do.#i also will just wait several minutes to post something when its not the exact minute i want yet#or ill queue it for like. literally a couple minutes in the future.#yeah i have many issues#okay gn thank you for reading if you read🧍🫶#i always either suck my own dick or beat my own ass.#rarely ever is there an in between
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bathroomgirl0024 · 2 months
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Ok scheduled smth for tomorrow now to get it out of my system
*inhales*
I LOVE YOU MONOKUMAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok done lol
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goldenbear228 · 2 months
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POV it’s almost 7:30 am (idk what time is acceptable to have a late wake up to)
(Also i couldn’t be bothered to put my glasses on, and small text =hard to read)
cyno : get up
tighnari : no
cyno : … *only slightly tickles tighnaris side*
tighnari : *the only way i can describe this sound is- a mix of a ‘yip’ and a ‘squeak’*
cyno : ō-ō?
tighnari : ònó don’t you fu-
cyno : òwó! *tickles him in hopes of that sound happening again*
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litrallytyrus · 11 months
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the idea of having to watch a whole season of rina + a bunch of theater kid seniors graduate high school + ej caswell is apparently a guy who peaked in high school + did i already say rina …….. like i’m already tired
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