“You have my dick.”
The woman’s brows fly up to her hairline. “P-pardon me?”
Admittedly, those were definitely not the words she was thinking of saying, but well, desperate times.
“Dicks, actually,” she corrects, remembering she actually bought two dildos.
“Dicks?”
“The packages. You signed for them. But they’re not yours. Stealing other people’s mail is a federal crime. I can have you arrested. Give me back my dicks.”
OR
lena and kara are neighbors and someone's mail gets delivered to the wrong apartment. Rated M for sexual content.
This one's dedicated to @endersbegin who was a) behind the inspiration and b) who helped me polish up this bad boy c) this was the shenanigans i spoke of earlier
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Full front and back cover of my poetry book bc I love how girly it is <3
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It's about family.
Lady Dimitrescu: bunch_of_bees
Lord Heisenberg: isopadre.xiii
Bela Dimitrescu: snafutype
Katsucon 2023
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it's the last day of the year and, for me, two hours until midnight. i don't have any fun fancy posts for it, or any prepared fics, which is my bad but still. i just wanted to thank everybody who has followed me, liked or reblogged my posts, interacted with me, all of that stuff. i have made lifelong friends this year on tumblr (maybe not, but thats how it feels in my little cracked heart ok T-T). i love all of you. you guys mean the world to me and you've made me happier than ever.
@gettinshiggywithit @pinkiipeachiikeen @jesterph0bic @small-chaos @well-dressed-sewer-rat @kxmikomrade @kokoenjiandco @darling--angst @jackofanon @cloudyyoimiya @qupiikaaa @geo-metric @autistic-ranpo @aroacesigma @socialbatterycharging @jounosparticles @pyro-for-president @rxyyyyy @bsdlvvr @lettuce-on-toast @smol-sorrows @fyodorkitkat @celestial-cupidity @skyflower2405 @railleriee @fyodor-summer-nights @nightv4mps @maskeddivine @runboybeneaththemoon @schoolofdecadence @flower-of-darkness @breadsoup00 @arsonistclown @tachiehara @chuyasthighs0 @detachedlimb @2383-lines-of-code @katsuragimyprince @dandybabbler @otakufimi @lupvium @dazais-crab-addiction @nakaharaswife @gardenlilgnome @queerrocket
i love all of you. from those of you that i talk to every day to those i have never talked to. if you do not feel the same i hope this post has reminded you to unfollow me sshkjhfhsdg but yeah. for those who dont talk but would like to, just shoot me a dm and let's become besties!! (please)
i love all of the rest of you as well. thank you for everything. let's hope 2024 is...at the very least just alright. yknow?
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Anyone ever look at trees and smile?
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this is the most swagless picture i have ever seen, and yet god help me i want that old man 😔
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it is a violation of every human rights agreement in history to make me go into the office this early reeeeeee
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today is my bf’s work event and im soooo excited!! not only is his job hosting a crawfish boil, but theyre hosting the crawfish boil at the zoo!!!! i get to see all the animals today eeeeeee!!!!!!!!
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Ok scheduled smth for tomorrow now to get it out of my system
*inhales*
I LOVE YOU MONOKUMAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok done lol
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POV it’s almost 7:30 am (idk what time is acceptable to have a late wake up to)
(Also i couldn’t be bothered to put my glasses on, and small text =hard to read)
cyno : get up
tighnari : no
cyno : … *only slightly tickles tighnaris side*
tighnari : *the only way i can describe this sound is- a mix of a ‘yip’ and a ‘squeak’*
cyno : ō-ō?
tighnari : ònó don’t you fu-
cyno : òwó! *tickles him in hopes of that sound happening again*
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