#oh please let this be real it'd be top notch comedy lmao

[babbeldumpsterfire]

I just had the craziest thought: we all know Crowley slept through Covid19 and now he’s “bAcK”. What we were all imagining was him living in his apartment and sleeping and/or floating around his apartment, while Aziraphale pined for him and visited him frequently, asking him to wake up/etc. But after the new clip... Shax brings him his bills she still receives in his old place

But what if he was actually already homeless and sleeping in his Bentley all along LMAOOO. And in the Lockdown Omens he was just calling Aziraphale from his phone or a phone cabin and him asking to slither over and hunker down in Azi’s place wasn’t some sort of romantic ploy but actually a wiley way of getting a new home since he was homeless??? Like a poor snake looking for shelter for his much needed nap

So now that he’s back, awake and still homeless, and with a crick in his neck after sleeping for 4 years in the back of his car, he just got the courage to ask Aziraphale to finally do The Big Step (TM) and move with him in his bookshop, AND THEN HE DISCOVERS GABRIEL TOOK HIS PLACE INSTEAD. 

Tbh I understand why he went like Super Sayan God, complete with ugly shade of red hair.

They’re the same image, your honor.

#good omens #good omens season 2 #spoilers #good omens spoilers #no but imagine #'slither over watch you eat cake' my ass #he just wanted to crash at Azi's for a 4 years nap #and now az is sheltering their common enemy #after refusing him #oh please let this be real it'd be top notch comedy lmao #shitposting #lol #babbel babbles