#oh my god that gave me a whiplash

[mrskywalkers-chanelboots]

i don’t know if y’all know but on spotify, there is a star wars profile and they have playlists mainly for characters or they’re like compilations of music from the games, battle scenes, etc etc HOWEVER the assortment of characters will never cease to amaze me like we got our besties kenobi, han solo, jyn erso (which is how i know these exist) BUT THEY DONT HAVE LUKE???? LIKE IM SORRY YOU HAVE A PLAYLIST FOR PALPATINE BUT NOT MY BOY????? FIRST OF ALL HE IS LITERALLY THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY SECOND OF ALL I SEE THE SHIT YOU PUT ON THESE PLAYLISTS I THINK YOU ARE JUST COWARDS BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU MAKE A LUKE PLAYLIST YOU WOULD HAVE TO PUT COUNTRY ON THERE AND NOT TO JUDGE BUT YALL DID PUT IM A BELIEVER BY THE FUCKING MONKEES ON OBI WAN’S PLAYLIST YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO NOT MAKE A COUNTRY LUKE PLAYLIST FORCE HAVE MERCY

#like they are putting songs called motherfuck and all pigs must die on these playlists and they won’t put dolly parton on there??? #THIS IS THE OFFICIAL STAR WARS ACCOUNT TO PROMOTE THE MOVIES #ON BOBA FETT’S THERES LITERALLY FUCK AUTHORITY BY PENNYWISE #WHOEVER MADE THIS DECISION YES BUT ALSO WTF GIVE ME LUKE IF THIS IS WHAT YOURE PUTTING OUT #BE NOT AFRAID OF COUNTRY #oh my god that gave me a whiplash #all i wanted to do was see what songs the curators thought luke would be #i have more bones to pick especially with the jyn erso playlist because we all know there would be more female artists on there #anyways that’s all folks #i’m gonna go collapse now or something #star wars #luke skywalker #star wars spotify #spotify #i do like that the time bar turns into a lightsaber though when you play the playlists that’s a nice touch #jyn erso #but only in the tags #this turned into a rant

[astraskylark]

I THOUGHT DUNGEON MESHI WAS FUN ANIME ABOUT DUNGEON ADVENTURES, COOKING HIJINKS AND SENSHI PANTYSHOTS???? BUT NOW THEY SERVE TRAUMA TOO??

#dungeon meshi #FALIN #OH MY GOD #THE LAST SCENE AND THE ED GAVE ME SO MUCH WHIPLASH #I AM SHOOKETHH

[shuploc]

Kay but also? 👀👀👀 Do you think you'll ever share a screenshot of your TAV from bg3? Bc I truely enjoy all the unique characters ppl come out with, names backgrounds, everything?

This is such a boring answer, but my Tav is literally just me 😭

I know a big component of DnD is to play as a made-up character, but since there's a bunch of options for customization in the game, I wanted to see if I could make a character that looks like me and I got surprisingly close!

Fittingly, my plan was also to play my first run as if I had been isekai'd into Faerûn, and pick the dialog options that were closest to what I would have said myself if I had been in those situations

But anyways, super sweet of you to ask, I'm really sorry for the boring answer though 😅

#I'm probably gonna make a drow character down the line when I decide to do an evil run #but yeah' playing as myself and having the companions tell me I'm pretty never fails to give me insane whiplash #and it is a little jarring sometimes to see tav in cutscenes or in the background of some of my astarion screenshots #I'm like “oh-” every single time lmao' like damn' that character looks like me #knowing damn well that's the whole point LMAOO #anyways anyways' thank you once again for asking' I wish I could have shown you a cooler character #-but I'm unfortunately just working with whatever few assets the gods gave me (astarion reference 😉 wink wink)

[moeblob]

(SLAMS MY OCS DOWN)

I MISSED THEM SO MUCH YOU GUYS

Reynold, the ADHD human that he is, has a very hard time focusing on much of anything and the only way he can be considered "accomplished" in his former line of work (CIA) is because he knew. He knew he had to do the task as fast as possible before he forgot what he was doing.

Now he lives in another world and is basically the trophy husband to the demon lord and Reynold is like "this is amazing I'm adopting the whole entire demon army as our children". And the demon lord is like "you want to adopt my demon army" and Reynold is like "starting with your advisors, yes. those are our daughters now. I love them. I would literally kill for them."

And Sascha, the demon lord determined to NOT ACTUALLY FIGHT PEOPLE, is like please don't kill anyone. And his job is now "take care of the entire demon race and also act as impulse control to one human". Luckily his twin advisors love Reynold too and agree to help keep him in line in the world.

And since idk how much I posted on main and not my OC blog for the advisors, Melo (left) is mute and Lody (right) does the talking. They are able to share what they see with each other because of the pink/yellow eyes acting as like a gateway of sorts. So they're rarely assigned to survey the same area since if they're apart they can see twice as much and report on more in order to aid Sascha. (But at the castle they both like to stick together and trail either Sascha or Reynold)

#my characters #also since sascha is the demon lord he has the ability to turn into a biiiiiiiiiig dragon #its an ability only allowed to the blood line of demon lords and if the demon lord dies with no family #the ability manifests in a random demon and thats how the next lord is chosen #however ! since he found the twins on the verge of death and basically gave them both some of his essence/life #they are not actually related by blood but do carry some of his royalty #and can turn into big lizards and reynold loves this so much because oh my god thats so cute #they - as lizards - could crush his bones and kill him easily but hes like LETS GO TO THE GARDENS #AND SUNBATHE ON SOME ROCKS #and the twins are like .......................... odd priority but lets go #and so sascha will wander outside if he cant find the trio and yeah theyre normally just asleep on rocks #two big lizards and his husband just napping in the sun #after melo and lody are told to their faces by reynold hi you can call me mom if you want #they look confused but then later on lody is like HELLO MOTHER and sascha gets absolute whiplash when his husband beams #and turns to face his adopted children who just called him mother #like this poor demon lord is stunned enough by that but he was warned by reynold that adoption was non negotiable #so he is like understandably odd endearment moving on now #until he hears another of his soldiers talk about have you seen mom recently and is like #this human really is out here adopting the entire army and im really confused but its very cute and endearing

[galactic-dragoness]

Me, watching Bridge to Terabithia as a child: "Huh, this movie is really sad but the main actor is cool I guess. He's actually kind of good looking."

Me, watching the FNAF movie teaser trailer now:

#I skipped the hunger games movies btw #but SWEET JESUS seeing him in the movie just gave me major whiplash #oh my god??? #fnaf movie #blumhouse #fnaf movie teaser #five nights at freddy's #I hope mark fischbach makes a very minor cameo #five nights at freddy's movie 2023 #josh hutcherson

[apocalyptic-dancehall]

CLAPTRAP MENTION IN A FUCKING LYTHERO STREAM!?? A FUCKING SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG STREAM AT THAT

#i am literally trembling and screaming.. #this was ages ago but HOLY FUCK #the timestamp was 2:11:19 btw oh my god. this gave me intense whiplash #- wedposting ]

[talesfromthebandgeekmafia]

OH MY GOD OH NO THESE WERE NOT THE FEELINGS I WAS EXPECTING FROM RUEHOB THIS WEEK OSCAR WHATDOYOU MEEAAAAN RUE DID IT

#IM ABOUT TO SUE FOR THE EMOTIONAL WHIPLASH THAT SCENE GAVE ME #AABRIA HOW CAN YOU JUST CUT LIKE THAT #OH MY GOD HOB KNOWS THEY LOVE HIM AND HES GONNA KNOW ABOUT THE LETTER #BUT HE ALSO KNOWS IT WAS RUE!!!!!!!!!!!! HE WAS CHASING RUE THIS ENTIRE TIME!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD #THE SHOCK I FEEL #I WAS SURE IT WAS WUVVY #I NEED MY PERCEPTION OF THE SPEED OF TIME TO INCREASE NOW WEDNESDAY CANNOT GET HERE SOON ENOUGH #acofaf #ruehob #acofaf spoilers #dimension 20 #a court of fey and flowers

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

@butchgrimmjow

@provisionsdispenser

Yeah it is really scary how people can't comprehend how their shit can like, and up in tumblr search tags if they're not careful of the "freaks" and just go off on people for interacting with their post in a show tag and call them "insane" and then expecting the wheelchair user they've just insulted to pay them being ablest towards them, but instead I reply with a small teaching on how to use the website and block them... So Boo.

Goodnight.

#Hazbin Hotel #hazbin hypocritical #tenderqueers #can type so fast this little A.I fuckers edits by the time I went to reply gave me whiplash oh my god.... #luna replies to people #anti culture #antis #anti #anti anti

[systemofshadow]

ok nvm im normal now

#still upsat that there's so much horror in the world obviously but i feel better in general #emotional whiplash may not be an exclusively system thing but by god it it intense w us #like laughing out loud bc N decide she was gonna help make dinner (usually it's W's job but they're both chaotic about it) #conversation went “doesn't W usually do this part?” “yeah but tonight you're rockin' with me sweetheart” hfkdh why. #they joked about some other stuff but i can't rember it now it's all fuzzy #oh and T gave me a hug so that always makes me feel better #idk. i just... like. this is what our system is for. they don't handle the bad shit #that's my job. but they soften the blow. i'm living for them along with the people irl who would miss me if we all left #system stuff #for the tags obviously

[galaxofmuses]

"Wh-Why would anyone brought up that Curry?!"

Oh they remember the smell of it. The stench was absolutely gut wrenching. He was so lucky that he never got to taste it.

#:: Watching the Dashboard :: #:: OC; Sei :: #:: Ver;P4; Present; Find my True Self :: #// oh god mystery food x gave me a whiplash and especially in the animated series #// I love curry but MAN #epitomees #cw food

[ozlices]

i played the proseka ultimate contest winner songs on expert and they gave me a migraine so bad it ruined the rest of my day [not clickbait] [EMOTIONAL] [LIVE MELTDOWN]

#look me in my blank eyes global exclusive players... DO NOT!!!! DO THIS TO URSELVES WHEN THESE RELEASE ON GLOBAL OK #IT'S NOT WORTH IT THIS GENUINELY TOOK YEARS OFF OUR LIFE AND TRIGGERED A PAIN SPIKE GRAAHHH #proseka #mine #we cleared what's up pop w one continue which we are v proud of #but we lose track with yaminabe & ESPECIALLY jinsei oh my GOD #the map creators were absolutely completely **OUT FOR BLOOD** WITH THOSE MFS #the slow speed change is SO much worse in practice than it seems on video #like it physically hurt us and gave us such bad whiplash we are in so much pain #we've tried to figure out how they work and they have to be at Minimum a whole 10 notches lower than ur speed #or just. straight up default speed-1. i have no clue i just know we miss EVERY. SINGLE. NOTE. ON THOSE PARTS #THE VERY LITTLE DEPTH PERCEPTION WE HAVE SAID 'OH NAH FUCK THIS HOMIE IM OUTTA HERE SEE YA BITCH' #i bet they use these maps to torture people somewhere thats how playing them felt im exhausted and traumatized

[rickyban]

Hi its been 6 (?) years look how ugly my dog is she's 1

#oh my god my reccomended tags gave me whiplash #dog

[astonmartinii]

Hey, 👋🤗🤗

If you are still taking requests,

Can I ask for Toto wolff with Lewis Hamilton's older sister who is also a physiotherapist for Mercedes.

Big love 💝💝

falling for you | toto wolff social media au

pairing: toto wolff x hamilton!physiotherapist!reader

the mercedes team principle takes a bit of a tumble, and god forbid he takes advantage of the extra attention from his wife

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mercedesamgf1

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mercedesamgf1: we can confirm the big boss took a bit of a tumble earlier this afternoon, and we can confirm the only big injury was to his dignity. luckily for toto, mercedes physiotherapist y/n hamilton was on hand to look after him

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user1: bro i know that man is HEATED that sky had caught him falling

user2: i too would fall over and throw my back out for y/n hamilton to help me

lewishamilton: he's in good hands i can assure you

yourusername: you know it ;)

lewishamilton: okay don't make it weird

user3: i love how she said no to the merc uniform

yourusername: it's ugly :(

mercedesamgf1: y/n that's not nice

yourusername: my bad ... please still pay me

pierregasly: ouch i think i hurt my leg

lewishamilton: don't even go there

pierregasly: damn

yourusername

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yourusername: days off looking after this old man

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user4: okay but like they would be a hot couple

user5: i am seeing your vision

lewishamilton: how many tries did that picture take?

yourusername: only 12, toto isn't a complete caveman you know

user6: so they're actually on their own? i thought lewis would be with them

lewishamilton: god no, i wouldn't spend any extra time with those two, i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy

user7: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

user8: so... they're together?

georgerussell63: who let him out of the house looking like that?

yourusername: he's still your boss you know?

danielricciardo: russell george i am hurt that's a beautiful jumper

lewishamilton

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lewishamilton: family time

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user9: so we're just dropping the family bomb now?

user10: can y/n look after me after she gave me WHIPLASH

yourusername: yellow is so my colour oh wow

lewishamilton: i think it's our colour

landonorris: can it be all of our colour?

yourusername: no ❤️

user11: i am still not over lewis now considering toto family

georgerussell63: i am feeling left out

yourusername: well unless you leave carmen for roscoe tough luck

georgerussell63: can i not just have a good faith invite to family dinners?

yourusername: no carmen, no entry

carmenmundt: ❤️

mercedesamgf1

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mercedesamgf1: mama y papa

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user14: do they need a third? a dog? a maid? i'll do pretty much anything

user15: i love the fact that from toto faceplanting in the garage we got the reveal of the most iconic f1 couple ever (fight me)

yourusername: zoo wee mama who is that tall glass of water in the second slide 😮‍💨

lewishamilton: i may have wingmanned you but keep that stuff to yourself

yourusername: allow me to thirst over my fiance on main please

lewishamilton: he can't even see it though

yourusername: but yall can so you know to BACK OFF

user16: the way y/n is posted about by merc just as much as lewis at this point

yourusername

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yourusername: he only needed a kiss to make it better

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user17: hey siri play that should be me by justin bieber

user18: the way this could be about either of them

lewishamilton: i'm never gonna hear the end of this am i?

yourusername: nope

georgerussell63: and i thought i was obnoxious on instagram

yourusername: careful georgie i have many photos of toto shirtless but their for my eyes only

georgerussell63: i don't want to see them

user19: we DO

user20: please share ma'am

user21: didn't your mum ever teach you that sharing is caring?

note: i know this is a bit short, but i hope you enjoyed nonetheless !!

#f1 imagine #f1 x reader #f1 instagram au #f1 x you #f1 #toto wolff #toto wolff x reader #toto wolff imagine #toto wolff instagram au #toto wolff oneshot

[friendlyengie]

This is a massive rare pair to the point I named it but could I please request the cesium ship? (ms pauling/pyro :)) I personally think they both have massive amounts of nb lesbian swag but if you dont want to dw :) it's a little rare pair I'm way to obsessed with dhbdbssbdnsjs

this request put me through the quickest pipeline of “I’m neutral about this ship” to “oh my god. They’re in love” possible. I think it gave me whiplash. Get you a strange offputting butch who will hack up corpses and get matching hatchets with you.

#tf2 #tf2 miss pauling #tf2 pyro #Pyro/pauling #seriously this ask has had me and my friend going insane over butch pyro and femme4butch pyro/Pauling since I started drawing this #I’m choosing to purposefully ignore the fact that Pauling unironically treats pyro like a child in canon for obvious reasons. #but I normally ignored that in the first place so <3 #my art!! #asks #missfire

[stuckinthesun]

How about Leon x reader one where Leon is a lot more experienced than reader and because of that and the whole Ada situation (with her just randomley appearing) she’s been putting off having sex with Leon.. Leon finally catches on and reassures her that she is all he wants and then they gave sex

the end ⭐️⭐️⭐️❤️

Yessss Ada angst is just *chefs kiss*

Ily ⭐️🫶

Leon Kennedy x Fem!Reader

Warnings: nsfw, slight angst, p in v, soft dom!Leon, oral sex (fem receiving), mention of aftercare

wc: 2.3k

Leon Masterlist

You and Leon have been dating for a little over a year now, you love this man so much and you know he feels the same about you.

Even so, the two of you still haven’t had sex.

Honestly the two of you have barely done anything other than make out. There were a handful of times where you jacked him off while he rubbed your clit, but other than that, the two of you have done nothing together sexually.

Leon has tried to take the next step before, pull you into his lap while kissing you, rubbing your thighs or slipping his hands under your shirt. You always stopped him though, saying you weren’t ready or that you weren’t in the mood.

He was always a gentleman, saying that it was perfectly fine and that you guys would go at your pace. You were thankful, of course, but it also made you feel guilty.

The truth was, it’s not that you weren’t ready. God did you want that man to fuck you senseless, but you were scared you wouldn’t be good enough. You weren’t very experienced sexually, and you don’t want to sound like one of those girlfriends, but he is.

Leon has been very honest with you about his lack of a stable relationship before you. How he spent years just bed hopping and never settling down, especially with a reoccurring morally grey, red wearing, freelance agent.

So you were scared you wouldn’t be able to live up to his expectations, even though you knew logically that he didn’t have any.

Tonight had been one of these moments, the two of you were making out and Leon pulled you into his lap. His hands gripped your hips and pulled you closer, letting you feel just how hard he was.

You moaned but instinctively pulled away, feeling that small bit of panic building. Leon’s face instantly softened, but he also looked confused and it made you feel even more guilty than usual.

“Baby,” He started, tone soft, “You know I’m more than willing to wait until you’re comfortable to have sex, and I don’t want you to feel pressured by any means, but is it something I’m doing?”

A different type of panic filled you, “No! Oh my god, Leon no absolutely not! You’re perfect and probably really good at it and just, you’ve probably had sex with women who know exactly how to make you feel good and I’ve barely done anything and-“

Your rambling was cut off by Leon putting his hand over your mouth. You looked at him, not having even realized you were looking at your lap in your panic, and saw his look of confusion had deepened.

“Wait, so the reason you haven’t wanted to have sex is because you don’t think… you’ll be good enough at it for me?” Leon asked, saying the last part like it was painful.

Suddenly embarrassed and with his hand still over your mouth, all you could do was sheepishly nod.

“Oh, honey.” He immediately melted, moving his hand to cup your face and pull you down into a kiss. It was gentle this time and you gripped his t-shirt to ground yourself, your head spinning from the emotional whiplash.

“I love you,” Leon said the moment he pulled away from the kiss, making you smile.

“I love you too.”

“And it doesn’t matter if you’re bad in bed, which I don’t think you will be by the way,” He whispered the last part teasingly, making you blush and giggle, “but even if you are, it’s not a big deal because I love you and I just want to be with you, okay?”

“Leon-“

“Besides,” He cut you off by wrapping his arms around your waist and picking you up, causing you to yelp, “I don’t plan on making you do much of the work, anyway.”

You realized Leon was carrying you in the direction of your shared bedroom, making you squirm “Wait what? Leon-“

“Now that I know what the problem is, my love, I can fix it.” He said, walking into the room and gently setting you on the bed.

He knelt down in front of you and rubbed his hands along your thighs soothingly, “Can I show you how much I want you, and just you?”

You stared at him and he stared right back, his face telling you just how serious he was. In that moment for the first time you didn’t feel scared, you felt wanted.

“Yeah.” You nodded and Leon gave you the sweetest smile.

“Thank you baby,” He said, leaning up and kissing you again, just as sweetly as before.

This time when his hand’s started to slip under your shirt and push the fabric up, exposing your skin, you let him. You didn’t flinch or move away, instead you gasped a little into the kiss, causing him to smirk against you.

“So sensitive,” Leon teased, and you whined a little, pouting into the kiss, “It’s cute baby, don’t worry.”

Leon pulled away from you and slipped your shirt over your head, and both of you were glad you weren’t wearing a bra, having already changed into your pajamas.

Although the two of you haven’t had sex before, that doesn’t mean Leon hasn’t seen you naked. He has, multiple times actually, but this is the first time he’s seeing you naked in a sexual manner. Yes you guys have done touched each other in the past, but it was always with the lights off and clothes on. It was never like this, never something so intimate.

So when you brushed your hair out of your eyes and looked down to see Leon just staring at your chest, you immediately felt uncomfortable.

“Don’t stare,” You mumble, crossing your arms to cover yourself.

Leon blinks a few times and literally shakes his head a few times to snap himself out of whatever trance he was under, before looking at you face again with an embarrassed blush, “Sorry, you’re just really beautiful.”

Now you’re the one that’s blushing, you’re eyes widening. Flustered and embarrassed you huff and reach down, tugging at the collar of his shirt, “Your turn.”

“Okay okay, impatient much?” He teased before standing up and tugging his shirt off, tossing it across the room. You stare at his defined torso, sculpted from both the gym and hard work.

“You have no right to call me beautiful when you look like that.” You hadn’t actually meant to say it out loud, thinking you would be met with a teasing laugh. Instead you were flicked in the forehead.

“We really need to work on your confidence.” Leon huffed, looking at you with almost a sad look in his eyes.

You furrow your eyebrows and open your mouth to say something but he’s already gone back to playful, leaning down to tuck a strand of hair behind your ear and ask, “Now, do you think you can lay back on the bed for me pretty girl?”

You’re eyes widen at the pet name and you’re automatically nodding, making him smile, “Good, come on I’ll help you.”

He does, he gently lays your head against the pillows and presses kisses along your lips, cheeks, neck and collarbone as he does so. The further down his mouth travels the wetter the kisses become, making goosebumps appear on your skin and small moans escape your mouth.

“There you go princess, just relax.” Leon whispers against your stomach as his fingers slip into the waistband of your sleep shorts, slowly slipping them off.

“Fuck baby, already so wet for me.” He groaned and you couldn’t help but squirm a little as he practically peeled your panties away from your cunt.

You looked up when he leaned away from you, fully pulling your shorts and underwear off and tossing them without looking, fully focused on your dripping center. That alone had you rolling your hips against nothing, making Leon spread your legs and scoot further down the bed to settle between them, “I know baby, I know just keep your legs spread for me okay?”

His tongue licked a long wet stripe between your folds before you could even nod. You let out a loud moan, your hands instantly flying down to tangle in his hair. He groaned against you, the vibrations of his voice making you roll your hips against his face.

You’ve only ever had one guy go down on you and already Leon far surpassed him. You’re back arched as he circles your clit with his tongue before sucking on it, rolling it a little between his lips.

“F-fuck Leon.” You babble breathlessly, your head turning into the pillow.

He continues like that for a little longer until he moves lower, his tongue nudging your entrance until it’s inside of you. Almost immediately you feel that familiar coil in your abdomen, making you moan louder and pull at Leon’s hair, “I’m so close fuck please I’m gonna-“

With his tongue inside of you and his nose nudging your clit, while he moans likes he’s the one being pleasured, you cum hard. You’re back arches almost painfully and you pull him closer to you, riding out the best high of your life.

As you come down you have to pull Leon off of you, his tongue still thrusting inside of you, overstimulating you.

“Sorry baby,” He mumbled, and you get the feeling he isn’t actually sorry. You look down at him and his mouth and chin are completely covered in your slick, and it’s by far the hottest thing you’ve ever seen.

“You feeling okay?”

“Please fuck me.” You beg, reaching down to grab his face and yank him up to you, kissing him despite the mess, “Right now,”

“I planned to.” Leon smirked and gave you another quick kiss before standing up and stepping out of his sweatpants. He was already hard and leaking, and your eyes widened at the sight.

“You had me humping the bed like a teenager there baby, you sounded so hot.” He said reaching into his nightstand drawer and pulling out a condom.

When you raised an eyebrow at the little foil packet he just shrugged, “I like to be prepared.”

You watched as he ripped open the little packet and pulled the condom out, rolling onto his cock after giving it a few strokes.

Leon held his length in his hand, slowly sliding the head through your folds, gathering your slick and working you back up. Soon you were rolling your hips with him, the head of his cock massaging your clit.

“Read baby?” He asked, leaning down so your foreheads were touching.

“Yes.” You moaned, nodding against him.

Leon nodded and leaned back again, watching as he lined himself up with your entrance and slowly pushed in.

“Fuuuuck,” Leon groaned as he watched the head pop inside. Your mouth opened on a silent scream, fists clutching the sheets tightly.

“Hold on to me baby, I’m right here.” Leon whispered, and you immediately wrapped your arms around his shoulders, holding onto him as he slid in more. “There you go princess, just stay with me.”

Once he was all the way inside he stopped moving, letting you adjust to the new feeling of him being inside of you. You honestly couldn’t remember the last time you had sex and the feeling was almost overwhelming.

You took some deep breath’s and tried to keep your body relaxed, trying to remember the pleasure from moments ago and not the pain of right now.

The pillow behind your head crinkles suddenly, and you crack an eye open to see Leon white knuckling it. All at once you’re aware of how much he’s twitching inside of you, how hard he’s breathing and his breathy little moans. He’s trying so hard not to move, and you can’t help but smile.

Maybe you really were worried for nothing.

You tilt your head to the side to whisper in his ear, “You can move.”

“Okay,” He says with a raspy voice and slowly starts to roll his hips, causing both of you to moan.

The rolls of his hips turn into thrusts and soon he has a rhythm, fucking into you with purpose. He almost immediately finds your sweet spot, hitting it every time, making you see stars and claw welts on his back.

“Fuck baby, you feel so good just like I imagined. So perfect, absolutely perfect like this on your back for me moaning my name.”

“L-Leon,” You moan exactly like he said, wrapping your legs around his waist to pull him closer, deeper.

“S-shit baby I don’t think I’m gonna last long,” Leon groans into your neck, fucking into you erratically.

“Me too, fuck I’m gonna-“ You’re second orgasm is ripped from you without warning, making your eye’s roll and your legs shake.

“God!” The feeling of your walls tightening around him pulls Leon right along with you, his hips stuttering as he fills the condom.

He fucks both of you through your orgasms until it becomes too much, and he slowly pulls out of you before flopping down next to you on the bed.

The two of you lay there, panting and boneless, and you try not to think about the gross feeling of your slick drying between your legs.

“Wow.” You mumble, staring at the ceiling.

Leon chuckles, “Yeah, wow.”

You hear what sounds like him pulling off the condom but you’re too exhausted to actually sit up and look.

It’s okay though, because suddenly Leon is leaning next to you, head resting on his arm and and a smile on his face, “So, did that help your worries?”

You turn your head a little too face him and give him a small smile, “Yeah, thank you.”

“Of course, my love.” Leon beamed, leaning down to kiss you, “Now why don’t I run us a bath, hmm?”

“That sounds wonderful.”

This might be my best one yet🤔

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[hawkins-losers]

It's canon that Steve LOVES boobies, so can I have some titty fucking? I bet he'd be into that ;)

Summary: Steve wants to try something new. Unsurprisingly, it involves two of his favorite things: you and boobies

Warning: smut, breast action(?), 

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‘’Come again?’’

‘’I want to fuck your boobs.’’

You furrowed your eyebrows, not quite understanding what he was asking. ‘’As in…’’

‘’Having sex with your boobs.’’ Steve rubbed the back of his neck in search of a way to explain it best without sounding dumb. ‘’You eh...push them - your tits - together and I slide my cock between them. Like thigh fucking, but with boobs instead of sliding between your thighs.’’

The concept was fairly simple and you didn't find the appeal, but if Steve wanted to try it, you will happily let him fuck your tits. He loved them so much, the idea was honestly not that surprising.

‘’Oh. Okay.’’ You giggled, shifting on the couch. ‘’You want to do that now, or?’’

‘’You want to?’’

You shrugged, a nonchalant smile on your lips. ‘’Why not. Cable tv was boring on Thursday nights anyway.’’

Steve stood up so fast he must have gotten whiplash, taking your hand and dragging you upstairs to his room. Although he liked to christen every surface and corners of his house, he’d rather make a mess on his own sheets than having to explain to his parents why their couch needs to be dry-cleaned.

He began undressing before you could make it to the bed and you couldn't help but laugh at his eagerness. You copied his actions and pulled your shirt off, pausing when reaching back to undo your bra.

‘’Should I keep my bra on? They're not gonna be as close apart if I take it off.’’

‘’Off.’’ There was no hesitation in his voice. ‘’Please. Off.’’

You unhooked the back and freed your breasts and let your bra fall on the carpeted floor, the chill of the room awakening your nipples. They weren't that apart nor saggy, but all natural breasts have a small gap in the middle. That’s just the way they are.

‘’Where do you want me?’’ you asked.

Steve’s head snapped in your direction, trying to untangle himself from the pool of clothes at his feet. ‘’Fuck, you’re so beautiful.’’ He twitched at the sight of your tits, mouth watering and dying to latch on them.

He instructed you to lay down on the bed, then clambered on top of you to sit on your stomach, keeping his weight on his knees on either side. Excitement sparkling in his eyes as he looked down at you. He couldn’t believe this was really happening.

Steve couldn’t help himself, taking your breasts in his hands and kneading them, making his cock twitch on your stomach. He loved how soft they feel and how his fingers sink into your breasts. He also loved how they casually jiggled every time you’d laugh.

You both hummed in pleasure – he was so good with his hands.

‘’So beautiful,’’ he said to himself as he contemplated. Then, Steve surprised you by swirling the tip of his tongue around and over the peak of your nipple, and taking it between his lips to kiss longingly.

You closed your eyes and moaned.

‘’Mmh, tastes so good too.’’ He switched nipples and a small giggle left your lips.

If you feel low, get yourself a Steve Harrington. He’ll shower you with compliments and worship your body every chance he gets, making you his personal false god.

‘’Steve,’’ you purred, arching your back against his lips.

He blew on your nipple, making you shiver. ‘’We’ll get back to this later.’’ He craned his neck to kiss your lips.

Your hand found its way up his back while your other gave his cock a few strokes with fumble fingers, making Steve sigh in pleasure. When his tip began leaking, he pulled back and grabbed the lube, sleeking himself up.

The first time his cock brushed between your tits, Steve let out a deep groan. This was just fantastic.

You pushed your breasts together as he rocked his cock between them, sliding easily and getting off with the friction. ‘’Feels good, baby?’’

Steve hummed, barely able to speak. There was just enough friction from your tits against his sensitive, pink head that made his body tremble with pleasure.

‘’So good- ugh.’’ He was watching with blown eyes. ‘’I’ve been thinking about this for so long,’’ He greedily grabbed your tits, pushing them together and teasing your perky nipples. ‘’This is such a pretty sight.’’

You smiled beneath him and Steve felt his heart leap straight into his throat. The moans that came out of his lips were unholy. You had never thought something so...simple could make him moan so loud.

An idea popped in your head and you tipped your neck down to lick his tip as it came up, making Steve throw his head back, hips stuttering forward in surprise and pleasure.

‘’Holy shit-’’ A deep groan followed, more pre-cum leaking. Your tongue darted out slowly to lick it away, savoring the taste of him in your tongue. ‘’You’re gonna fucking kill me, you naughty little minx.’’

A grin crossed your lips. Steve was in absolute heaven right now, the feeling of your soft tits rubbing his cock as you gave occasional licks to his tip sent his eyes rolling to the back of his head.

Unfortunately for you, two could play this game.

A tumble of moans came out of your mouth when Steve rolled one of your nipples between his thumb and forefinger in just the way you like, smirking devilishly above you.

A couple of trusts later, you noticed a crease between Steve’s brows, telling you he was close. He could feel the arousal stemming, pooling into his balls. He didn’t still his hips though, erratic with his thrusts.

‘’Cum on my tits, baby,’’ you encouraged, shaking and pushing your breasts together to get him to his climax. ‘’Make a mess on my tits.’’

That did it for him, painting your tits and collarbones with his cum.  

When he was finished, you pulled him close down and into a deep and feverish kiss, tangling your fingers in Steve's hair. His cum was getting on his own chest, but he couldn't care less. That's what showers are for, right?

‘’Let me catch my breath, and then I’ll go down on you. Yeah?’’ he said against your lips, bumping his nose with yours. 

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