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#og plan was to just buy one but most of the shirts i wanted were only for fuckin waifs and all the 16+ were ugly as hell
thewoolyworm · 2 years
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Fabric has been ordered. I'm one step closer to having the poofy pirate shirt of my dreams
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poetrusicperry · 3 years
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the poets and their first summer jobs
i’ve seen some discourse about how rich all the boys/their families are, and of course there would be like very little reason for them to work, but i couldn’t help wondering who would do what for their first jobs (summer jobs bc they couldn’t work while they’re at school). andddd that led me to writing this lol
neil: so neil would have like absolutely zero time for a job between all his normal coursework/extracurriculars and his summer classes (”you know me, always taking on too much”), but i guarantee you he would still take the time to get a job and have his own money to do with whatever he chose. mr. perry wouldn’t care much because it showed neil “taking initiative” or whatever. neil would likely work at a diner as either a bus boy or a waiter. he’s super personable, so he’d always strike up conversations with people sitting at the counter, and he’d get loads of tips bc he’s cute (: he’d bring his summer school work with him to do during lulls in business, which his boss didn’t mind because it’s neil and everyone knows how responsible he is. the poets would come visit him pretty much every day (to eat, see neil, and escape the heat in the air conditioning), likely taking up a whole booth, and making an absolute mess of the area. charlie would be making spitballs, aiming at cameron and knox every time (earning a “charlie, knock it off, i told you three times already! so mature of you, really.” from cameron) and meeks/pitts would try to see how many straws they could connect to make “ultra straw.” todd would come hang out at the counter when neil was closing, admiring his pretty bf as he worked (’: neil would always make todd a chocolate milkshake with whipped cream and rainbow jimmies on the house, claiming, “we have to empty out the ice cream machine anyway” (but really he’d take the cost out of his paycheck, just wanting to make todd happy). his boss would hire him back every summer, loving how much business neil drove in (even if the poets made a mess every time they hung out and ate) and absolutely adoring how much effort neil put into what anyone else would seemingly call a “meaningless” job.
todd: you can’t tell me that todd wouldn’t look forward to working. especially during the summers, it would get him out of the house and away from his parents judging his every move. being the shy introvert he is, he’d likely do things like mowing lawns or gardening for people around his neighborhood. minimal interactions, but still decent pay (as all the people in his neighborhood were likely super rich and could afford to pay him well). the poets’ parents would hire him, after much convincing from their sons (”todd’s just trying to make some money, dad. please?”) and todd would appreciate this more than they ever knew. he’d become super familiar with flower types and he’d become a lot more nurturing after taking care of plants and grass for multiple summers. he’d keep a little journal or notebook with drawings or sketches of the flowers he’d taken care of, complete with descriptions and magazine/newspaper clippings from his mom’s better homes and garden subscription (a lot of his poetry would become nature-related as well). it would be his late night project, or something he’d do if he couldn't sleep (which was pretty common for todd). he’d call neil on the phone some nights and just gush about all kinds of flowers or tell neil how he accidentally got stung by a bee and cried about it because he knew the bee would die (all the while, neil would be listening so intently, taking note about which flowers were todd’s favorites for future use (’: the calls would have to be pretty planned, bc if neil wasn’t working, he was doing school work, or his parents were keeping an annoyingly close watch on him. but sometimes neil would call him impromptu and that made todd just the happiest little camper ever). todd’s nails would be really short (he’d cut them really often because he doesn’t like the feeling of dirt under his nails), which means he couldn’t bite his nails anymore, causing him to pick up a new anxious habit of biting the inside of his bottom lip ): overall, though, todd would like his job, and even find pleasure in being surrounded by little flowers all day. also if/when neil ever got the chance, he’d absolutely tag along to see his sweaty boyfriend in action (come on, neil would go absolutely nuts for todd in a cutoff shirt, 5″ inseam shorts, and converse mowing a lawn looking all manly and tough). 
charlie: obviously, charlie wouldn’t need to work because of his financial situation, but his mom would 110% make him get a job just so he wouldn’t be around the house causing trouble/bothering his siblings for fun (”i’m hosting a lot of book club meetings for the country club this summer, i can’t have you putting spiders in the ladies’ hats again, charles”). similar to neil, mr. charlie dalton would work his summers at an ice cream/custard stand. he’d have to wear a white, short sleeve button up, a red and white striped apron, and one of those white, rectangular hats (his least favorite part HAHA, stating, “my hair is one of my best features and this just takes it all away. it’s unfair.”). the poets would visit often, both for ice cream, but primarily to give him a hard time about his uniform (”i’ll give you twenty bucks to wear this on our first day of classes” meeks would tease, completely gobsmacked when charlie showed up to their first chemistry class in his uniform, earning lots of demerits, but also twenty dollars). charlie would hate it at first, but obviously he’d adjust, being the extroverted/personable person, not taking himself too seriously and being one of the best ice cream slingers anyone had ever seen. he’d give the cute girls (and boys) extra scoops of ice cream for free, winking as he handed them their orders. like neil’s boss, charlie’s boss was even more thankful for charlie’s presence because they’d likely be raking in at least triple the income they would in a summer without him. he’d become a sundae expert, spending many dead poets meeting making them for his friends while they read poems and stories. that being said, he’d come to hate eating ice cream, publishing an article in welton’s honor demanding that they remove ice cream from their dessert menu (yes, almost exactly like the “girls at welton” prank, but he’d make the call collect this time. mr. nolan would be fed up to the point where he wouldn’t even punish charlie physically, just suspend him from rowing [which charlie wouldn’t mind at all HAHA]).
meeks & pitts: after their hi-fi success and the fact that they are seemingly inseparable, they both sought out jobs at the local radio station where they were hired as interns/assistants, running errands and picking up coffee or lunch for the station. but sometimes, when they worked pretty late, the night shift dj would let them pick the records and show them how everything worked (: after nights like that, meeks and pitts would go to one of their houses and add modifications to their hi-fi radio, staying up all night modifying and researching (by the end of the summer, they had made another hi-fi (portable) and their og hi-fi would have been morphed into a huge nationally reaching radio that they keep in the cave (since it would be disallowed in their room at welton). another job that the two of them would have would be answering calls for the station about song requests. with this knowledge, charlie and the other poets would hang out at someone’s house, calling and requesting the same songs over and over and over again. their biggest task for the summer would be organizing the shelves with all the records into alphabetical order (”duh, we should go by first name, meeks. which other way would it be” pitts would argue, only to find out that after they had spent about three weeks alphabetizing by first name, they were supposed to go by last name. “now who’s the idiot?” meeks would jeer, beginning to pull the records off the shelves). they’d also learn a lot about music from their night shift coworker, which would help in their quest to woo some ladies the following school year.
cameron: cameron liked spending his summers doing research projects for fun and just reading a whole lot, so you can imagine his displeasure at when his parents asked him to get a job (presumably to help with paying for his schooling). while upset about it, he wouldn’t complain, and took it on the chin, understanding the reasoning. he’d apply to a couple places, but ultimately end up as a grocery store cashier/stock boy. much like charlie, he’d have the same kind of uniform, but with a green apron instead. he’d spend most of his shift ringing people up at the register, being friendly and personable (something no one ever really realized about him !!). the poets’ moms would always see him and choose his register on purpose, using it as a chance to catch up or tell him to tell his parents that “the overstreets say hello!” or “mrs. anderson says hi!” pitts, meeks, and charlie would utilize cameron’s position at the supermarket to buy nudie magazines unembarrassed/slightly illegally HAHA (”come on, cameron! it’s not like you won’t be included in seeing them next year, too. we bring them to the meetings, you know that!” charlie would say, leaving cameron at a loss, reluctantly scanning the magazines and bagging them as pitts and meeks sniggered). charlie would wave, blow him a kiss, and wink as they left, “love you, richardddd.” sure enough, the magazines would make an appearance during the following school year and cameron was glad he had decided to let them buy the magazines lol. 
knox: out of all the poets, i feel like our knoxious would be the least inclined to work (yes, even less inclined than charlie). his parents wouldn’t even make him get a job because he simply didn’t need to, but to everyone’s surprise, he would volunteer at the animal shelter. the poets would later find out that it was a great way to meet girls (which is why he did it lmfao so they endlessly goaded him about it). charlie would visit often, and even took a rescue puppy home, much to charlie’s younger sister’s delight. charlie even wanted to start volunteering at the shelter to also meet girls, but he was too busy at the ice cream stand (plus, he had really grown to like it there so he didn’t want to leave). another effect of volunteering made knox super interested in zoology and animals, which brought out a newer, more nurturing/caring side to him, and who knows, maybe he’d go vegetarian somehow. he’d want to pursue a career in animal science or becoming a veterinarian, but mr. overstreet was hellbent on knox taking over the firm, so it seemed like a pipe dream. knox would continue to volunteer at the animal shelter, well into his career as a lawyer, and would even go to veterinary school in his 30s (when he was a nationally famous, established lawyer) to get certification to work with animals in a broader way (: 
hope you guys liked these. it was pretty fun to write, and i'd pay such good money to see neil, charlie, and cameron in their uniforms (and todd, but that’s neither here nor there). happy thursday !! let me know what you guys think of these <3(:
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hillbillied · 4 years
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i found your post about andy and eddie's kinks from a couple of years ago and i was just wondering do you have any updated thoughts?
firstly, thank you anon!! I love writing these two!!
secondly fuck, I left this ask in the ‘box for a while because, double fuck, I couldn’t think of any kinks I hadn’t included in the OG post!! I am very sorry for the delay!
(I had to read through them to check, still crispy if I do say so... let’s see what else we can get in there. god I could go on a whole bunch more about the ones from the OG post lmao my fave losers in love having great sex!)
The Secret Kinks of Andrew Haldane and his Lieutenant, Edward Jones (pt.II)
(highly nsfw, 18+ only)
I’m gonna rag on Andy’s exhibitionism kink a little louder than before because it’s so embarrassing. going to the cinema is a chore because Andy doesn’t have the patience for long movies and he really can’t get behind anything that’s not a really fucking hilarious comedy or a truly gripping drama. anything even a little lacklustre (most of what’s on in the 50s) has his gaze wondering elsewhere
the amount of times Eddie has been enjoying his movie experience (he loves movies, btw, he didn’t get to go to many as a kid – think Gunny-level attention in the scene where the marines are watching For Whom the Bell Tolls) and suddenly a hand is brushing his knee. he can’t help but roll his eyes because Andy, good lord, can’t you enjoy the plot for five-fucking-minutes?
luckily for Andy, he’s got a semi-indulgent boyfriend or at least a condoning one; either Eddie will lift his longs legs and put them over Andy’s lap, teasing him with the weight whilst simultaneously giving him some cover to enjoy himself (in no relation to the movie) – or, if he’s feeling generous and equally turned on, he’ll give his stupid fucking would-be husband a hand so he can go back to his popcorn. Eddie’s got skilled fingers and only makes eye contact with his flustered, heavy-breathing boyfriend in scathing glances to show his “disapproval”
car sex is as normal to the two of them as breathing. it started fairly uncreative and vanilla, just screwing in the one long seat of Hillbilly’s pickup. it’s a little on the tight side but Eddie’s more flexible than many would believe. Andy loves having two hands just under his knees, pushing his thighs up against his chest so he can fuck him nice and deep. it has Eddie’s toes curling and his teeth gritted and colourful curses dripping out the cracked window (no AC means a real sweaty cab)
that, or Hillbilly will be riding Andy passenger side. he likes smoking in his car and he likes riding Ack Ack’s cock, so this is a win-win scenario. the leverage from the seat means he can light up while rolling his hips, humming around the cigarette. it’s an erotic sight for sure; Andy has to cover his eyes with his hand while laughing out a breathless “shit, Eddie…”
romantic evenings include soft kisses and mutual handjobs in the truck bed, after giving up on star gazing. less romantic evenings include parking somewhere discreet (or… not, because Andy’s exhibitionism is a nightmare and the 60s were pretty wild) to get them both out on the road. there’s sweaty handprints on the hood where Andy has Eddie bent over it, pinned between his chest and hot metal. it’s some of the hardest, roughest sex they have, and Andy usually uses Eddie’s t-shirt for leverage, something to twist into an psudo-harness to pull him back against his dick. Hillbilly likes to growl out threats – “you stain m’ car, Andy, I’ll fuckin’ kill you” – but it’s all a ruse to cover how there’s sweat dripping from his curls and how his pants for air are turning into moans and how he’s the one staining the tire where he’s cum, hard enough to have him flat out over the hood and gasping
this is all while the car is parked, of course. Andy loves giving Eddie head while he’s driving. it’s lucky Hillbilly’s had to drive bigger, scarier machines than a Ford, honestly. his disapproval (fake, every time) is portrayed where he grabs Andy’s hair and forces his cock down his throat. “Cop car” he’ll say, “gotta stay down”. he’s a lying sack of shit but it’s worth the sin to glance down at Andy when he lets him pull back, spittle running from his tongue and his coughing turning to a gasp then a moan in quick succession. it’s really difficult for Eddie not to grin super wide and push Andy’s head back down for more
(side note: Andy’s a service top so he gives great head, none of this fake dom shit. they each say the other gives it better because they are both weak for one another and stupidly in love)
gags become a thing after a while. Andy is an expert at introducing/asking about bedroom ideas without being condescending and he knows he has to decipher Eddie’s interest without it sounding like he wants him to shut the fuck up. (he does not, he loves everything that comes out of Hillbilly’s mouth, from stone-cold threat to lazy joke to breathless groan)
but a thing they do become. (it starts with Andy shoving a couple of fingers in Eddie’s mouth to “keep quiet”, an old familiar trick from the war, and it snowballs from there) so the next time Andy’s bent over Eddie, facing him and maybe got his hands pinned above his head, and Eddie decides to let off a quip, Ack Ack stops. slows his motions and pretends to think, then reaches for his master plan. the first time, it’s just fabric, shoved into Hillbilly’s mouth. his pink cheeks (from semi-annoyance or embarrassment, not sure) and deep frown and almost-offended stare are fucking priceless
(Andy buys a proper gag, one Eddie can bite down on. one he can grab the back of and pull Hillbilly’s head back with so he can kiss his neck, tell him how fucking hot his moans are when they’re all he can make)
collars slip in there somewhere. they’re not sure where that came from but there’s a suspicion it may have come from the wholesome conversation about adopting a dog (which they both want to do they’re just terrified of going to pick one and falling in love with more and then what are they gonna do?? have fifty dogs?? but I digress)
Andy’s not one to be embarrassed of his sex purchases but he was definitely scratching his neck when he bought it. luckily, his boyfriend can read him like a goddamn book. the man likes being in control, sure, dominating the room in his own masterful way, definitely – that doesn’t change the look of complete adoration that takes Andy’s features when Eddie buckles the collar around his neck
it fits well with Andy’s orgasm denial kink. he doesn’t do it to Eddie much (he’s got enough kinky shit he can do to him) but Hillbilly definitely does it to him. it’s a treat to test Andy’s self-restraint and not with any bondage. Eddie’s a very patient man, used to unfulfilling sex prior to Ack Ack, so he’s got all the time in the world. he loves making Andy wait, teasing him with a grip around the base of his cock. he gets a cock ring for him later, when his tight grip isn’t cutting it anymore
there’s nothing better than watching Andy’s thighs tremble, sat on his own hands on a chair, desperately keeping his cool while Hillbilly carefully lowers himself onto his cock (Eddie uses that collar to get him to look him in the eye)
they usually can’t be bothered with food play (“Food is f’ eatin’, Andrew, not wastin’.”) but there’s occasional things. Andy has a tendency to take Eddie’s fingers in his mouth and lick them clean, whether from an accidental or purposely spillage. he doesn’t really care what’s on them so long as it’s edible and he can watch Hillbilly’s lip curl watching him
Eddie’s definitely done a “spillage” of his own once or twice. except his are obvious, just how he likes them; he’ll straight up pour a splash of beer on his dick and invite Andy to come lap it up. his house, his rules and all. Andy always obliges
Eddie gives a great spit ‘n shine to boots, Andy’s found. he loves demanding Eddie get on his knees and do the daily duties he learned as a marine, making sure his captain’s uniform is in order. (slightly funny if Ack Ack’s not wearing anything but his boots while saying it, but he can live with that) having Hillbilly look up at him – “Like this, Skipper?” - as he runs his tongue across the leather is more than worth it
Eddie likes tearing open clothes, though he feels really, really bad about it. it’s obvious it turns him on because Andy loses a lot of shirt buttons over the years. (they sew them back on together, which is nice, gotta know how to mend and make do. Eddie actually knows a lot about cross stitch and Andy adores learning from him)
one time Andy’s waving his ass Eddie’s way, has been for a whole morning whilst they were gardening, potting flowers, weeding the lawn, working, Andy, we’re busy – so it’s just been a build up of hard-ons and no time to deal with them. and they’re wearing old clothes for the task, threadbare jeans. (that used to be Eddies, even the ones on Andy’s ass) so when Hillbilly finally presses up against Andy, bites his ear, and grabs his pants with both hands - he just pulls. they tear open and Andy feels Eddie shudder against him (shortly before he feels Hillbilly’s cock pushing inside him but that’s just a massive bonus)
Andy’s an indulgent boyfriend so he buys underwear and pants on the cheap and waves them Eddie’s way. the “rippables” as he calls them. made to be ripped, end of. no hard feelings, good riddance to them
I said they were too lazy for bondage because they can just pin each other and I stand by it; it remains a special thing. one of the ‘hardcore’ things, like the belt and gun play. mainly because, while they can actually pin each other down quite effectively with limited wiggle room, there’s still the ability to y’know, headbutt each other. because they’re also both trained in how to flip a guy that grabs you. fatally, if need be
so tying Eddie up (Andy’s always been down to be tied up, blindfolded, etc. by Eddie because he trusts literally one man in the whole world and it’s Edward Jones) is a big thing. because Eddie has had to fuck people up who tried to fight him and his brute strength is what’s gotten him through (finding something capable of realistically holding him is also a struggle in sexual hilarity because fuck, it’s gotta be thick rope or actual police handcuffs)
when Andy asks him about it (and presents the short length of rope he went for because he couldn’t find handcuffs yet) Eddie immediately says yes. because he trusts Andy completely. but he also says not tonight and not every night and not any time he can see it coming. if he works himself up about it, he’ll embarrass himself
when it does happen (Andy’s can read him right back, he knows when), Eddie ends up with his hands tied behind his back. he jokes about Ack Ack’s poor navy knotwork and gets a laugh back. then Andy slow bends him over the bed. that’s all Eddie thought he’d do, which isn’t a bother, long legs are still able to roll away. until Andy kneels down below him, caressing his thigh lovingly, and nudges his legs open. Eddie ends up standing bent over on the mattress with each ankle tied to a leg of their heavy bed frame
it’s a lot but Andy takes his time, kisses his way up from Eddie’s calf all the way to the back of his neck, keeping a hand pressed to his inner thigh. the tremble there is aroused and overwhelmed all in one. the first time, Ack Ack just enjoys giving his boyfriend a nice, slow handjob, supporting himself over Hillbilly so he can feel his weight. it’s amazing to have Eddie coming apart under him, whispering for more until he gets a shaking orgasm, biting the sheets to try and cover how loud he whimpers (it’s too much for Andy, too, and he cums just from rubbing between Eddie’s thighs)
Andy’s trademark aftercare is as excellent as ever and they sit together with some tea on the bed, listen to the radio, Eddie leaning against his chest with two loving arms around him. he asks if next time Ack Ack will fuck him and naturally, Andy just says “if you want me to” while kissing his temple. Hillbilly wipes his face and asks “please”
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soundwavereporting · 4 years
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Presenting...RODAN’S BIRTHDAY, written for @fauveshumankaiju​. Written entirely by hand, and then frantically typed up whilst trying not to look at the screen. Any and all errors are entirely mine. Bonus picture of the og draft at the end!
The snow had stopped falling and settled onto a comfortable, chilly layer of white on the ground when his alarm woke Rodan up.
Ni was already gone—morning person he was not, but a shipment of some kind of fancy, non-IKEA furniture was set to arrive this morning.
Meanwhile, Ichi and San remained in bed with him.
“Happy birthday,” Ichi mumbled into his back.
Rodan was laying comfortably in Ichi’s arms, and San was comfortably settled in Rodan’s arms. Reluctantly, Rodan stretched, feeling Ichi grasp his waist, hearing San mumble a protest.
“Gotta  work,” Rodan said, fumbling for his phone. He unlocked it and swiped past a flurry of birthday texts and Facebook messages. Rick had said he was calling out today, wasn’t he? And Quetx had been using her non-rollover PTO this week; she wouldn’t be back till New Year’s Eve at the earliest. Which…gave him an idea.
Rodan sat up. “Hey. You doing anything today?”
Sneaking two-thirds of the Ghidquorum into the lab wasn’t hard. The security guard couldn’t care less who showed up as long as one of them showed a badge—and Rodan did. San was smiling—a genuine smile, Rodan was pleased to notice. He loved San’s smiles. Ichi’s face was a careful mask of cool neutrality. Rodan hadn’t planned on Ichi coming—not that he minded, of course. It was just that he had extended the invitation assuming Ichi would be busy, and only San would be free. Of course, where Ichi went during business hours, his laptop followed, and Rodan was quick to provide him with the lab’s wifi password.
As he had expected, the lab was deserted, just as he had left it. San set down his bag and wandered over to the locked cabinet and began fumbling with the lock, ignoring Rodan’s offer of the key with a wave of his hand. Ichi pulled out his laptop and settled on one of the vacant desks, and Rodan went to work.
Rodan had left a batch of samples simmering overnight. He examined them, then sat at his desk, absently scribbling notes.
“Your handwriting is…charming,” San said carefully. “Is that the correct word?”
Rodan snorted. “Not all of us went to ritzy private schools that taught cursive.”
“Fair point.” San seated himself on one of the lab stools and continued to watch Rodan write.
“Any plans tonight?” San asked, and Rodan narrowed his eyes.
“Is that an invitation for a date, or…?”
San visibly brightened. Rodan had persuaded him to put on a pair of safety goggles. They sat perched on San’s forehead (endearingly, Rodan thought), looking for all the world like an earnest grad student. Impulsively, Rodan leaned forward and bumped his nose against San’s.
San smiled.
“Monsuta Island Bar? Six-thirty?” From this distance ,it looked like San had six eyes. Three Sans. What a concept. “I don’t know, San…” Rodan pulled away and pretended to consult his nonexistent itch. “I did have a date tonight…”
Before San’s face could fall—the man did still have trouble picking up American sarcasm. Rodan pressed a quick kiss to San’s nose. “Of course I’ll be there.”
San’s smile lit up the room. He busied himself with rifling through a former coworker’s desk, and Rodan slipped out of his seat to bother Ichi.
Out of the three of them, Ichi was the best dressed—he had at least put on a suit that probably cost more than Rodan made in a year. Rodan’s phone buzzed—Goji, probably, wanting to know if he would be at the bar today. That would be…interesting. Gojira and the Ghidorah’s truce—or whatever it was—had been in effect for a grand total of 36ish hours.
Privately, Rodan wanted to hope it would last. Ichi had taken his hand, promised him that they would not go after Gojira until the new year, if Gojira agreed. For Rodan. All for Rodan.
And Gojira had agreed, which had lifted a burden off Rodan’s shoulders he hadn’t known existed.
Regardless, tonight would still be…interesting.
The rest of the day slipped by quickly.
San was content to create his own strange concoctions in the junked flasks and test tubes, though his habit of peering directly over the mixtures and sniffing and Rodan on edge. Ichi had situated himself on Rick’s desk, in front of the most neutral-looking of the lab’s walls as he Skyped with his multitudes of global business partners.
At exactly 4pm, the door to the lab opened, and Ni stepped in. Dressed in an elaborate gold and black jump suit made by a designer whose name Rodan couldn’t even begin to pronounce, Ni peered at the three of them over his golden sunglasses.
San looked up from his experiments.
“How did you find us?”
Ni blinked. “I track all of your phones,” he said, as though that were the most normal thing in the world. He turned back to Rodan. “Are you going to wear that to Chez Honrie?”
“He knows,” Ichi said, without looking up. Ni’s lips twitched. “You know, we could simply purchase that little bar,” Ni offered. “If not demolish it entirely, at least get it up to minimum health and safety codes.”
Rodan snorted, trying to quash the instinctive panic rising in his chest. That was something they would do, wasn’t it—and they would think Rodan would like it. Or they would do it, because they didn’t know what else to do.
“If you close MIB down, how will Battra ever make ends meet?” Rodan joked, hoping NI wouldn’t pick up on his discomfort.
“Who?”
“The EMT’S brother,” Ichi supplied dryly. “The one you mistook for her.”
“Ah.” Somehow, Ni managed to look (slightly) sheepish without his expression changing one bit. “I did not have my glasses that night.”
“Have we agreed we’re not buying and/or renovating anything tonight?” Rodan interrupted.
hearing the tone of his voice, San had looked up from his experiments, and Rodan shoved his irritation-slash-fear down and managed what he hoped was a genuine smile. San dumped his concoction into the lab sink and washed his (ungloved, Rodan noted slightly despairingly) hands. He moved to sit beside Rodan, close enough that it felt more like solidarity than simple companionship.
“Anyway…” San looked at Ichi, who lad lost interest some seconds before and had gone back to his laptop. “Do you have anything else to complete before we leave?” San asked.
“You are apparently the most reliable employee here,” Ni added, giving the empty desks a cursory glance. “It is not surprising you refuse to resign. This place would clearly fall to ruins without you.”
Rodan smiled. He accepted the peace offering for what it was, leaving his lab coat on his chair and taking a chance, squeezed Ni’s shoulder.
“Still,” Ni said. “Are you going to wear that?”
Rodan looked down at his shirt. He had gotten into the habit of consistently doing aunty since meeting them, and this was a clean shirt.
“What’s wrong with this shirt?” Rodan asked.
It was one of his favorites, an aloha shirt Angurius had gotten for him two Christmases ago, a dark red print with orange-ish patterned dinosaurs overlaid with vague, tribal-esque patterns probably dreamt up by some white college kid for their Redbubble. But it was soft and comfortable, and entirely Rodan’s style.
“I like it,” San said.
“You like everything he wears,” Ni retorted. “I do have some shopping in the car for him. Ichi?”
Ichi shrugged.
Rodan rolled his eyes. “If the Ghidquorum is finished debating the merits of my wardrobe? I’m ready to go.”
Ichi nodded and closed his laptop, then looked up, scrunching his nose in distaste. “What is that smell?”
Rodan inclined his head to the lab sink.
San grinned. 

As it usually was, at this time of the evening, the bar was pleasantly not-crowded. Later, the other regulars would trickle in—assuming they had actually shown up for work, Battra and Hedorah’s shifts didn’t end till 7, and though Goji’s shift had ended at 6, she liked to shower and change before heading to the bar. Which left…
“Rodan!” Baragon’s dusty, eager, freckled face was the embodiment of pure, obnoxious joy.
“Baragon.” Rodan allowed himself to be pulled into a bone-crushing hug. Faintly, he heard San snickering. Ni had refused to step more than a few feet into the bar, settling down at a booth near the pool tables, looking exactly like a frightened car. Rodan wondered what it would take for him to leap out and scamper out of the bar.
“Hey.” Angurius clapped a hand on Rodan’s shoulder. “You’re wearing the shirt!”
“It’s a favorite,” Rodan said.
“Then you’ll really like this one.” Angurius held up a gift bad decorated with bright, gaudy balloons. Angurius nodded encouragingly as Rodan peeled back the white tissue paper o reveal another aloha shirt, this one a light brown color with a palm tree and volcano pattern.
Rodan wasn’t yet drunk enough to strip off his shirt—the first shot of tequila was still on his tongue—but he slipped the new shirt over the old one.
San pressed another drink into Rodan’s hand.
“Seem familiar?” He asked, and Rodan raised a brow.
“Tell me,” San said. His eyes were dark—troubled, Rodan thought—though his voice remained light.
“If you had known—” San gestured to himself, then to Ichi, then to Goji, who had just walked in, but was already glowering at Ni— “Would you have taken the drink?”
Rodan stepped up on the tips of his toes—even so, he barely came up to San’s chin. ROdan tapped his chin, and San obediently tilted his head down.
His lips were warm.
“Was that enough of an answer?”
San frowned, though his expression had visibly brightened. “I do not know—I might need some clarification, yes?”
Rodan took another sip of his drink and grinned.
San had taken a seat on Rodan’s usual barstool, and when Rodan looked at him questioningly, San smiled innocently and patted his lap.
Rodan was tempted, though he elected to sit on the barstool directly beside him. He finished off the drink and set the glass down, as it settled in his belly, warm and filling, somehow like a fire smoldering over coals.
Ichi and Gojira were talking—arguing, more likely, though it hadn’t yet turned violent—and at some point, Mother had shown up and was nursing a bottle of something bright blue and tantalizingly shiny. Paragon and Angurius had taken over the pool table. Mando and Biollante were comfortable tucked into a booth just  outside of his peripheral vision. To his left, luring by the pool table was a man Rodan didn’t immediately recognize, but looked enough like Goji at first glance that Rodan immediately labeled him as “half sibling of Goji’s”, a category that so many in Monsuta seemed to occupy.
The door jinxed again.
This time, the atmosphere seemed to darken as Gigan stepped in, and Rodan could practically see Goji’s hackles rising.
“Rodan!” And then Jet Jaguar and Megalon stepped and inside, and it seemed all was forgotten.
Privately, Rodan was grateful for…whatever Jet seemed to have going on with Gigan and Megalon; he was happy enough for the guy, but his weird redemption-seduction thing they had going on had been enough to divert some of the attention away from Rodan and the Ghidorahs.
“Merry Happy Birthday!”
Unlike the grimace-smile that was plastered on his face whenever he was on the clock, Jet’s smile was genuine. Megalon was grinning from ear to ear, holding out a set of packages out to Rodan. Genuinely curious, Rodan slipped a finger between the wrapping paper and tape and popped it open.
Ah. A book on the chemical reactions that took place during the cycling of a home aquarium. From Megalon, then. And the other gift…
“Thanks!” Rodan examined the decorative test tube-turned-pen-holder, etched with R. Rodan in clear, professional lettering. “Both of you. Really.”
Megalon beamed.
Jet and Megalon grabbed their drinks and sauntered over to Gigan, who had stopped to alternate between chatting with Ni and shooting glares at Gojira.
Rodan waved his hand, as if by magic, another drink appeared.
Fascinating. Out of habit, Rodan sat in his seat, and landed in San’s lap.
“There you are.” Rodan could hear San smiling. “Enjoying the free drinks?”
“Free?” Rodan squinted at the drink in his hand.
“For you friends as well,” San said. “We are trying to fit in here. For you.”
Rodan felt his face heat up. He turned to face San, who was staring at him with something akin to…devotion. It was nice, to be wanted, even if the ones doing the wanting were a couple of gentrifying, foreign luxury real estate developers who wanted nothing more than to squeeze him and his friends out of their homes—
“As nice as that is,” Rodan said, “I’d rather you do it for you.”
“For me?”
“For yourself,” Rodan clarified. “Because you want to.”
“Hmm.” San was still frowning, though he seemed relaxed enough. “I will have to think about that. But tonight, it is all about you. Agreed?”
Rodan smiled. “Agreed.”
The night slipped by pleasantly enough—Battra and Hedorah arrived in due time; the former had slipped Rodan a gift card and was trying to hit on Goji’s brother or half brother or whoever he was, and the latter sat at the far end of the bar, alternating between frantically texting in between shots of cheap whiskey.
Ichi and Goji were still talking about…what, Rodan wondered? Their unofficial truce? The weather? Rodan?
And Ni and Gigan had resorted to carving intricate designs on the tables—the one closest to the door already bore the marks of Ni’s first foray into the bar.
“Here.”
Rodan’s eyes widened as he took in the drink. Beautiful and beautifully on fire, all red and gold in the dim lighting.
“You finished it!”
“Compari, vodka, a dash of Mothra’s tea blends…” Manda trailed off. “Our gift to you, my friend.”
“So,” San said, after Rodan had finished his drink. “How was your birthday?”
Roan took a long look at the bar—at Angurius and Goji and Mothra, at Biollante and Manda, and Gigan and Jet and Megalon, and even Baragon. And Ichi. And Ni.
And finally, Rodan looked at San.
“The best,” Rodan said.
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college!hyunsuk au♡part two
a/n: the long awaited part two is here!! thank you all again for the love on part one :((( idk how to make links so you if you haven’t read that, just go through my ygtb imagine tag to find that. I thought this was much needed considering all the hate suk is getting lately :/ feel free to leave any questions/asks/comments in my inbox! mwah ♡ 
so it’s been a while since the night of the party
first things first, mina and gon are a couple nowヽ(*^ω^*)ノ
you really never thought you could see any of your friends in a romantic relationship but these two go so well together uwu
they’re kind of like the resident mom and dad couple
and because of that, your two friend groups have officially been adopted by them!!
and at first you were lowkey scared of his friends ,,, esp seunghun
but when you found out he’s actually just a puppy in a buff man’s body , shit got LIT
idk what i meant by lit, it just seemed to fit
anyway
so you guys basically hang out every day, usually congregating at the boy’s place bc they’re sophomores and have their own apartment
and u and hyunsuk are basically besties now
now,,, you can’t deny you were very attracted to him before
lol don’t tell anyone but u still kinda are(๑>◡<๑)
but you just assumed it was surface level and decided he was better as a best friend anyway
so basically you guys found out you share a bunch of the same classes
and now you guys walk to all ur classes together!!!
and suk brings u iced coffee in the morning
and walks you back to your dorm at night
and sometimes you guys hold hands
╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
you’re also his calculus tutor now
and in return he buys you food!!
usually that would be a pretty good tradeoff but tutoring hyunsuk is so,,,hard
“so can you complete this problem using integration by parts?”
“if you give me a kiss on the cheek, yes”
(O_O)
this man is really after your heart isn’t he
hyunsuk flirting with you is kind of a common occurence
“fuck you suk”
“fuck me yourself you coward”
(´⊙ω⊙`)
anyway,,,,,
usually it’s just harmless pickup lines
but sometimes,,,, you’ll be doing homework or listening to lecture, and he’ll just stare at you
“what r u looking at”
“how pretty you look today”
HOW DARE HE
\\\٩(๑`^´๑)۶////
and you can’t help how your heart flutters when that happens
but also, you have to force yourself to snap out of it bc this is hyunsuk we’re talking about :///
he’s just so ,,, out of your league
not only that, but you were sure he had this flirty nature around everyone
and even if he did magically end up liking you, you didn’t want to risk losing him as a friend
(◞‸◟)
sad hours: activated
so it’s been a few weeks and the guys decided to throw a party before everyone left for thanksgiving break
obviously the whole gang™ is invited
tonight,,, you are NOT drinking
bc you are a responsible individual who has decided to be the designated driver for the night
\\\\٩( 'ω' )و ////
but some other people have different plans
right as you guys walk in the door, your eyes are immediately drawn to hyunsuk
perhaps it’s because he looks so completely ethereal with the top few buttons of his dress shirt undone, smile glowing under the dim lights of the living room
or perhaps its because he’s taking shots like there’s no tomorrow
hhnnggggg
and your inner mom is just like
“HYUNSUK NO”
“HYUNSUK YES”
and then he downs his fifth shot of the night
so now you’re hyunsuk’s babysitter for the night
y/n, you really outdid yourself
so after maybe two hours of smacking solo cups out of suk’s hand and watching him try to wall twerk to eyes noes lips,,,
he’s FINALLY gotten tired
\( ˆoˆ )/
so now you guys are just chilling in the living room
most people have left so its just the og gang
and hyunsuk’s just laying on the sofa with his head in your lap
(^-^)
and normally you would find that cute, but you’re still kind of mad at him for getting so drunk
\\\٩(๑`^´๑)۶////
but you can’t help yourself from playing with his hair bc you’re whipped lol
anyway,,,you’re kind of zoned out of the conversation and you’re pretty sure hyunsuk is falling asleep
until you feel his hand grab yours while it’s still in his hair
which kind of brings u back to reality
and u look down at suk
and he’s just looking up at you with his eyes all crinkly and a goofy smile on his face
and he’s just like
“y/n you’re so pretty” (´∀`)
and you’re kinda like (^.^) but also ur like
“lol suk ur drunk”
and then he’s like
“NO”
and suddenly he’s sitting up and hugging you super tight, his face buried into your chest
at first your like (o_o)
because this is hyunsuk and his face is literally in your boobs hhngg
finally you snap out of it and you’re like
“THATS IT, IM TAKING YOU TO BED”
and suddenly everyone’s just looking at you two like
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
and you’re like
(・・?)
and you realize hyunsuk still has his face in your boobs
and suddenly he properly sits up
and brings his face really close to yours
and you’re just frozen like (°_°)
but you can’t help but notice how soft his lips look right now
and the way he’s staring at you, you just know he knows the effect he has on you
and you’re wondering how socially acceptable it would be if you just closed the distance with your lips
and you suddenly realize how frantically your heart is beating
“you want to take me to bed?” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
this HOE
FINALLY u snap out of it
“t-that’s not what i meanthhbbdjnj”
and you’re just stumbling over ur words
and suk has that drunk dopey smile on his face again
and everyone’s still looking at u two like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
and you just take his hand and drag his short ass up the stairs and make him lay in his bed
“i love a woman who’s domineering in the bedroom” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“shut the FUCK up” (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾
but once suk is finally tucked in his bed
he calms down
and as ur about to leave
he grabs ur wrist quickly
and u weren’t expecting it so you kind of stumble on to him
and you guys are really close in proximity again
and he whispers in a soft voice
“y/n, you know i like you right?”
you can’t lie that your heart stutters for a second
but you smell the alcohol in his breath
so you heave a sigh
and gently kiss his forehead
“sweet dreams hyunsuk”
and you leave the room
uhhh so like fast forward two days to the monday after the party
you,,,, have kinda been ignoring everyone
ESPECIALLY hyunsuk
you’re just so
hnbbggggghhhhhdhhdhbdh
\\\٩(๑`^´๑)۶////
so here’s the thing
you like hyunsuk
you KNOW you like hyunsuk
you’ve basically admitted it to yourself that your head over heels for him
and you KNOW he doesn’t feel the same for you
but the way he acted with at the party the other day made you think different
and you’re so CONFLICTED
i mean he was drunk????
if he actually liked you, wouldn’t he act that way when he WASN’T drunk?
and it just makes you sad more than anything
so you stay in your dorm all day
and you ignore suk’s calls
because he’s been calling you since the next morning
but you can’t bring yourself to hear his voice, let alone TALK to him
and you know there’s no way he can get to you bc you’re in your dorm all day
until you hear a knock on your door
and you look through the peephole and see mina
and you’re debating opening the door or not bc you really look and feel a mess and you’re just sad and embarrassed
“I KNOW YOU’RE THERE OPEN THE DOOR OR I’ll KICK IT DOWN MYSELF”
and you lowkey believe her
so you open the door
and you look at her
and she looks at you
and then you just start SOBBING
as if you weren’t already a mess, you’re even MORE of a mess now
so mina has closed the door and guided you to your bed
and she’s just letting you cry, patting your back and whispering comforting words
and when you finally calm down
you look up at her, tear tracks marking your cheeks, your nose red and runny
“mina, i really like him” (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`)
“i know”
...and you’re sobbing again
and then when you calm down again you’re like
“i don’t even know why i like him!! like sure he’s good looking and sure he has great fashion sense and sure he’s nice and cares about me and takes care of me and ...”
...surprise! you’re sobbing again
and mina just lets it happen
she knows you’re going through it
and when you’re finally out of tears
she looks at you and she’s like
“it’s ok to like him. it’s ok to like a guy. so what if he may not like you back? not that that’s true, but you never know until you try! and if he doesn’t, so what? you know your worth! and you are worth so much! don’t let a guy stop you from living your life, because you are so much more than that.”
mina for president 2020
and you look up at her
(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`)
you’re so lucky to have her as a friend hhnng
so you’re feeling better now
and you skipped your classes on monday, because you were still getting it together
and you didn’t have any classes with suk on tuesday
and you think he knows you just need your space
bc he’s stopped calling you
but he’s still texting you
and you may have checked them and you may have squealed bc he called you babe
anyway
it’s wednesday
you know what that means
it has come full circle... the dreaded 9 am chem lecture
so you leave your dorm extra early
because you know you need the time
and you get to your class at 8:50
and right as you’re about to enter the building, you feel a hand grab your wrist
and by now, you know who it is
so you let him lead you a little away from the building where no one was
and he finally turns around and looks at you
and you can’t find it in yourself to look him in the eye
so you just look down at his hand that is still holding onto yours
and you gently pry his fingers from around your wrist
and you let your arms rest at your sides
“y/n....why have you been ignoring me”
you already feel tears coming on
but you bring your hands together in front of you, still staring at the ground
“it was only three days” you mumble
and he’s quiet for a sec
“i missed you”
lol ur rlly whipped and you know it
you finally look up at him
and he just has the most devastated look on his face
and you can’t tell if it’s the glare from the sun, but his eyes look watery
and he his lips are pouted
and he just looks like a kicked puppy
and everything in you is just SCREAMING to hug him and apologize and tell him everything will be ok
but,,,,you have to do this ... for yourself and mina \\\٩(๑`^´๑)۶////
so you take a deep breath and look him in the eye
it takes a while for you to formulate words but
“why do you always flirt with me like that?”
“wha-“
“when you know i like you, why would you play with my feelings like that? i thought you had some respect for me, but it’s so degrading when you lead me on just to reject me later! this isn’t some game suk...”
you finally take some time to breathe and take a look at him
and his face is just blank
and his mouth is kind of open
and he’s staring at you ~like that~
and you’re about to snap at him again
but then he opens his mouth to say something
“...you like me?”
you’re kinda confused
“obviously, you know this already???”
he just stares at you for a little longer
and he kind of looks like he’s about to cry again
“...no i didn’t”
uhhh huh
now you’re the one who’s speechless
he takes a little step closer to you
your heart is starting to beat really fast again
“you know i only every flirt with you right....and it’s not because i think it’s funny, well i mean it is kinda funny -“
you: ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
suk: ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ
“anyway.... i only ever flirt with you... because i like you too”
he kind of whispered the last part
but you heard it
and you’re looking at the ground but you can’t help the smile growing on your face
so you just close the gap and hug him
and he’s kind of unresponsive at first
but he lets his arms wrap around your waist and pull you closer to him, his head falling into your hair
and you can’t see his face but you know he’s smiling bc u are too
you lean back a bit to look at him
and you notice the way his eyes keep flickering between your eyes and lips
and as much as you would love to kiss his pouty lips, you have to put ur foot down
“NOT IN THIS HOUSEHOLD WE ARE LATE FOR CHEM LECTURE”
and that’s the beginning of a beautiful relationship
・:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+
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mysteli · 5 years
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es in vegas (choices crack series) part 1
A/N: This is gonna be so weird I already know! But it’s hopefully gonna be fun. This is my first crack-fic so don’t mind if it’s a little messy but this first chapter is the lead up to Vegas so it’s  bound to be all over the place. Anyway, I hope you like it! You were all really excited for this so I hope I did it justice!
Warning: the best way to describe this is probably... mature? mainly of the content in it because if it’s just clean then it ain’t really Vegas. this series will feature implied nsfw but not really anything descriptive (mostly just mentions), exaggerations on use of alcohol, strong language and... crazy behaviour? It’s just weird and I’d proceed with caution... 
PS: this chapter does feature a little bit of nsfw but it’s barely anything... it’s just a little innuendo. 
Disclaimer: most of the plot belongs to the Hangover and the characters belong to Pixelberry. I’m just mashing the two together. 
Pairings: Jake X MC, Craig X Zahra, Diego X Vaaryn, Aleister X Grace - just the OG pairings for now but things could change ;) -
Tag list: @brightpinkpeppercorn @likethetailofacomet @xo-endlessmayhem-xo @sceptilemasterr @indiacater @chyeahboy @candychoices @zaffrenotes @nicknameking @bailey-choices @szeherezada @whatsernamerps @aries-light @endlessly-searching-for-you @justboredtrash @beckettsattunement @gerrysacushla @mind-reader1 @sweet-honeybird @allykrane @seraxa @violarobics
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Summary: With Aleister and Grace set to be married in a matter of days, the gang decide to have separate last minute bachelor and bachelorette parties before they tie the knot. And what better place to go than... Las Vegas!
Words: 9003 (I apologise in advance)
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ENDLESS SUMMER IN VEGAS PART 1 - SIN CITY
“Oh my god... oh my god.. is this really happening?” 
The shaky excitement practically bouncing off of Grace’s usually more timid voice echoes in Logan’s ears, as she once again listens to Grace having a literal panic attack over a goddamn party. Sure, it makes sense. She sounds excited but the worry seems to shine through more than anything. It’s painfully obvious that she isn’t too experienced in parties or a lot of social events and it appears in her voice like she’s trying to hide the fact that there are any nerves activated at all. 
Grace worries about everything. She overthinks things way so much almost all of the time and ever since she and Aleister announced their engagement, she’s done nothing but excessively worry about planning the wedding. Now, with only a few days to go, the group came to the conclusion that both of them needed a break. So they all suggested separate bachelor and bachelorette parties so that the two of them can cool down and at least enjoy their last few nights as single people. With this idea in this place, Grace and Aleister were pretty up for it... until Jake chimed in with the addition of going to Vegas. 
Of course he would be the one to announce that sort of idea and everyone was really excited about that and Grace and Aleister had no choice but to accept, no matter much they tried to say how much they wanted something quaint and simple. They’re crazy if they think a trip to Vegas is gonna get put aside when it comes to their group. Besides, it seems like a great chance to bond together again and enjoy a nice weekend in America’s most sinful city. 
Now they’re around an hour away from leaving and Logan has been trying to finish her packing while Jake is on the phone trying to get out of work for the weekend. Should be pretty busy, even if he is the world’s worst liar. Logan basically give him that trait by pointing it out. He’s too dedicated to this Vegas trip to not be determined enough to get outta work so he should be fine. Meanwhile, Logan hasn’t been able to finish her damn packing since she’s been on the phone with an extremely anxious Grace for about an hour now. The girl is doing nothing but panicking. Clearly she doesn’t believe she can summon the courage to go to Vegas and actually enjoy herself. Maybe it’s the thought of being without Aleister for a night or maybe she’s just socially awkward or maybe she doesn’t wanna waste her money. She’s mentioned all those things and not settled on one. 
Logan huffs in annoyance at Grace’s constant panicky state. She’s spent an hour now trying to keep Grace calm but nothing seems to be fucking working. She grabs her heels from the bottom of her closet and tries her best to keep up with Grace’s repetitive tangents. 
“Logan... I am not prepared for something as huge as this.” Grace suddenly says and Logan rolls her ocean eyes, really not sure what to make of this entire scenario. 
“What do you mean something as huge as this? It’s Vegas. You get drunk and have fun. That can’t be as difficult as getting married.” Logan points out, impatience running around her tone and she runs a hand through her platinum hair out of frustration. She can’t pack with all these damn distractions. 
“Of course not but... I’m just nervous. What if we don’t come back? What if we get too drunk and make some dumb mistakes? Oh shit... what if we kill someone?” Grace is really starting to sound like an idiot now. It’s like she thinks they’re taking part in the fucking Hunger Games or something.
“Listen, Chidi... this is Vegas.” Logan smirks at the actual good nickname she just used. Wow... if only she said it in front of Jake. He would be so proud.
“Exactly. It’s Vegas. You’ve heard all the horror stories, haven’t you?” Logan can practically hear Grace biting her own nails and gritting her teeth because of how damn worried she is about this trip.
“You haven’t been watching those, have you? Cause that’s called clickbait, Grace.” Logan warns Grace and rightfully so. If Grace is worrying about what fake people are saying on the internet than this is just ridiculous. 
Grace is silent for a moment and that is all the answer that Logan even needs. “...No.” is all Grace manages to mutter and Logan just rolls her sapphire eyes at the thought, stuffing her last shirt into her bag. 
With a heavy sigh, Logan composes herself and tries to actually provide Grace with decent advice. “I’m gonna tell you this right now. Nothing bad is going to happen. It’s just all twelve of us having a fun time in Vegas. And remember you’re celebrating your last few days as a single woman, which means you gotta make the most of it! I suggest you loosen up and shed all those nerves because you’re gonna need your confidence when you’re out there.” Logan nods to herself proudly when she catches the sound of Grace sighing with a sign of relief, which clearly reveals that she’s calmed down at least a little.
“You’re right... I shouldn’t be worrying. I shouldn’t be panicking. I should be ecstatic because we get to go to Vegas and it’s my bachelorette party. This will be fun!” Grace seems to be trying to energise herself now with reassuring words and motivation. She’s not really talking to Logan anymore.
“Good. That’s the attitude we want, Grace.” Logan appreciates Grace’s sudden mood change and she releases a deep sigh when she realises this is a good time to hang up and finish packing. “Ok... well I’m gonna let you get to it and I’ll meet you at the—“
“Wait!” 
“What?!” Logan questions, suddenly worried that something’s happened. 
“What if Aleister hooks up with a stripper?!” Grace alarms Logan for no reason and she is left just completely fed up.
“Bye Grace.” 
Logan swiftly hangs up her phone before she loses her sanity and the last of her brain cells. Exhaling sharply, she tosses her phone on the bed and tries to remember what the hell she was doing before. That conversation with Grace might have completely messed her up. Luckily, a lightbulb goes off in Logan’s head and she quickly gets back to finishing her packing. After about fifteen minutes of finishing everything up with her bags and cleaning the bedroom, Logan makes her way out of the bedroom, hooking her bag on her left shoulder as she exits the area. When she reaches the living room, her sapphire eyes glance over a familiar figure pacing back and forth, with a phone pressed against his ear. Of course its Jake and Logan can’t help but form a weak smile at the sight of him. He looks proud of himself and it probably means that he was successful in his plans to get out work. 
From the corner of his eye, Jake spots his wife with her own ocean eyes fixed on him. He shoots her a flirty wink and a clean thumbs up before quickly finishing up on the phone.
“Yeah ok. I’ll see you Tuesday morning.” Jake ends the call and stuffs his phone in the pocket of his jeans before making his way over to Logan, who is eyeing him with expectancy. “I got out of work.” Jake declares with a natural confidence (something Grace definitely doesn’t have).
“Oh I know. I could tell by the sly smirk on your face.” Logan counters with her own smirk crossing her lips and she presses her palms against Jake’s chest after letting her bag drop to the floor. She doesn’t really seem to notice though and neither does Jake. 
Jake responds to her action eagerly by snaking his hands around Logan’s waist and letting his hands explore the curves of her body. “That’s always there, Princess.” He whispers before leaning in and briefly bringing their lips together. He chuckles lowly as they pull away when he spots the clear excitement in his wife’s eyes. “Guessing you’re ready for Vegas.”
“Of course I am. I’m so glad we’re taking Furball as well!” Logan exclaims excitedly and Furball is propped up against the sofa, dancing with glee.
“Mmmmrf!”
“I’m also ready to down every drink I buy and...” Logan takes this an opportunity to have some fun with the moment they’re having. “...maybe see some strippers.”
“Oh really now? You’re lucky I won’t be there to kick their ass if they even look at you.” Jake retorts, a little surprised that Logan is choosing now to play a game like this. He leans in again, lips pausing inches away from Logan’s - their heavy breaths bouncing off of the other’s lower lip. 
“You’re not gonna be there though, are you?” Logan pouts as she continues to torture Jake, meeting eyes with him and she can practically see his own darken with desire. Damn, they aren’t even in Vegas yet. 
“Trust me on this though, darlin...” Jake begins, letting his eyes roam over Logan’s heavenly features and allowing his hands to be dragged up her back until they’re tangled in her hair. “...I’ll leave you so damn satisfied, you won’t even know those strippers are looking at you the way they will.”
With that, Jake yanks Logan in for a well overdue kiss, immediately building up a steady rhythm and the passion inside them both is let out the second their lips connect. They got about twenty minutes and that’s plenty of time to just get in some... rounds before they head off to Vegas. Besides, they’re gonna be separated most of the night so it isn’t a bad idea to just have fun with each other before they leave for Vegas. Hell, they don’t even know how they’re gonna survive at a party that is about Grace and Aleister. No offence to them but they aren’t exactly the most lively in the group. They’re the ones that tend to keep to themselves the most and reject the offers of everyone hanging out together but this whole thing they just couldn’t get out of. They prefer solitude and that’s their problem honestly.
Logan roughly bites down on Jake’s lower lip, taking it between her teeth for a few seconds and letting him know that she’s ready to spend the next few minutes using their more wild sides. Jake obliges, sweeping Logan off her feet in one swift motion and steadying her in the air by her waist. Logan helps by wrapping her legs around his waist, as Jake leads her over to the kitchen and carefully places her on the counter. The kiss never breaks and the heat never dies. It’s impossible for that to happen when it comes to them because they’re always wanting each other and needing each other. Maybe they’re just crazy but it also makes sense for people like them. Just shows how much they love each other. 
Logan blindly uses her hands to guide Jake’s jacket off his body and he smirks against her lips as she carries that out. He breaks the kiss momentarily, letting his lips drift down her neck and his lips linger in one place for a moment. He’s almost preparing to leave some sort of love bite but before he can... 
“Holy mothertrucking poop on a wenis!” 
The sound of a very traumatised voice forces Jake and Logan apart and just the extreme exaggeration of the reaction to them gives away the identity of the intruder. Carefully and slowly, Jake turns to where the witness is standing and he barely manages to hold back a laugh, while Logan is left with complete embarrassment flooding her expression.
“Raj...” Of course it’s Raj. “Chill. You didn’t see anything gross. What you saw is what... pigeons do in broad daylight and I don’t see you getting mad at them.” What the fuck is Jake talking about?
Logan facepalms hard and her humiliation only grows. “Jake... please stop talking.” 
Raj’s chestnut eyes are wide with disbelief, that natural innocence lost the moment he walked in on... this. Jake presses his lips together and avoids all eye contact with Raj as an attempt to stop himself from laughing his brains out. Logan cautiously hops off the counter and tries to bring back Raj back to the real world. The dude seems dazed and completely out of it. 
“Raj?” 
No answer.
“Mimosa Man? You okay?” Jake just has to chime in with that nickname. 
“I thought you weren’t supposed to call him that.” Logan reminds Jake with arched eyebrows. 
“No that’s the one he likes. The one he didn’t like was Tequila Stealer.” Jake responds and revisiting that nickname only makes it more difficult to not laugh. 
At last, Raj manages to blink and breathe and gather himself finally. He flicks his gaze between the two lovebirds before him and he cringes a little when he reminds himself of what he walked into.
“Jesus would be disappointed in you...” Raj states randomly. It almost comes across like a joke but his solemn expression tells a completely different story.  “...and the kitchen?! Really? That’s where you cook, dudes.” 
“We’re sorry, Tequila St— I mean Mimosa Man.” Oof. Jake almost released the devil of all nicknames again. 
Raj is really coming off as intimidating right now. This whole moment is just unbearable and awkward. “Ugh... okay. Come on, guys!”
“Where?”
“Vegas! Duh!” Raj rolls his brown eyes as a reaction to Jake’s stupidity. “We’re all going one of Grace’s mom’s limos so come on!”
Logan is taken aback a little by that statement. “But I thought we were taking Quinn’s minivan.” 
“Catch on, my dudes.”
After what feels like forever, the oh so amazing limo that Grace’s mom had set up for them to drive in - with Grace being the only one who is allowed drive it because if anything happens to to it... well someone will get hurt - finally passes the memorable Welcome of Vegas, completed with a description of the city in one word... Fabulous! The limo is pretty sweet though but it does have one price. They didn’t even get an arranged driver. Grace has been bugging her mom about having her own responsibilities lately instead of having everything handed to her. Well her mom granted her wish by giving her the responsibility to drive the limo there and back and not damage it all in the process. What the fuck does she think they’re doing? They’re in Sin City.
Grace is starting to get frustrated with the amount of traffic that’s building up in their surroundings and they aren’t even that far from the hotel. Luckily, she’s a calm driver but if anyone else was driving this car, we’d have many problems and many arguments. Lots of noise. With the slight pause, everyone (yeah everyone is in the limo and even Vaaryn decided to tag along) takes this as a chance to talk about their plans for the parties. 
“So... what do you all wanna achieve tonight?” Quinn challenges the group to name their goal for the night and everyone’s faces just light up at the thought of what they might do in Vegas - well everyone aside from Aleister. Grace is now a lot more into the idea than she was before and Aleister is really the only one left who is in denial. At Quinn’s question, everyone else is pleased to answer but Aleister just rolls his icy eyes and hangs his head, tuning out of the conversation. 
Raj starts things off with some kind of far away fantasy that he seems really serious about achieving but no one could be drunk enough for it to happen. “My goal is to be drunk enough that I will somehow wake up and end up in Disneyland.” He tells the idea to the group rather confidently and he seems really proud of something like that. Quinn seems fascinated by it and she knows she’d love to do it too.
“Disneyland?! I would do it even if I wasn’t drunk.” Quinn exclaims, giddy and excited and her sky blue eyes sparkle with excitement.
“Pretty sure you’d need more than mimosas for that, buddy.” Jake points out, causing Raj to roll his eyes.
“What is with you and comparing me to mimosas, Jake? I like other things too.” Raj questions, raising his eyebrows bewilderedly at Jake.
Jake merely forms a devilish smirk and just that look is enough to know that a comeback is coming. “Like tequila?” He retorts, only earning a rough nudge from Logan who shoots him narrowed eyes of annoyance.
“Says you. Before I saw you and Logan fucking on the kitchen counter.” Raj randomly points out, completely exposing Jake and Logan and they are suddenly washed over with humiliation, as all their friends react about the way you’d expect them too. 
“What? Why would you do that? It’s so unhygienic.” Michelle pipes up and it’s surprising that she’d be the one to say something as dismissive as that. 
“Dude! We weren’t even fucking. We were barely even kissing!” Jake snaps, folding his arms out of irritation and eyeing Raj with complete disbelief, not finding the strength to believe he just exposed them like that. 
“You looked like you were about to suck the blood out of poor Logan.” Raj counters, a sympathetic look on his face as he looks directly Logan’s way and she just shrugs her shoulders, unsure how to even react to whatever the hell just happened. 
“You think I was trying to turn my wife into a fucking vampire or something? Actually that’s called giving someone a hick—“
“—Okay! Moving swiftly on...” Quinn cuts Jake off before he can completely tamper with Raj’s innocence. He don’t deserve that. “Let’s not ruin anyone’s lives today Jake.” 
With that, Jake scoffs mockingly and leans back in his seat, his back sinking into the soft leather. Maybe he’ll learn that his comebacks are not needed, especially in times that are supposed to be fun like these. 
“Who wants to go next?” Quinn surveys the sight of the limo, smiling faintly when her eyes land on one specific person. “...Aleister. What about you?”
Aleister doesn’t even glance up, shaking his head defiantly as his icy gaze remains fixed on his phone screen. “I’m not gonna participate in some ridiculous game, where you make up stupid fantasies that you’d never have the true guts to do anyway.” He snaps in a cold tone. It’s been so obvious from the beginning that he isn’t really up for this whole Vegas thing but he could at least pretend to be onboard for the sake of the rest of the group having fun.
In truth, everyone really needs this time to take a break from all their hectic lives. Everything has been going really well career wise but nobody has the time to relax or enjoy themselves for a while. That’s why this time away is so important to most members of the group and with the wedding so close, you’d think Aleister would be more eager to participate. 
“Al... come on. Just tell us what you wanna do in Vegas.” Grace tries to reason with him since she’s the only one who ever has any success. 
“I wanna sit around and do nothing. I’m aware I’ll be the only one who is sober throughout the night.” Aleister states solemnly, lifting his head momentarily and staring pointedly at Jake as he mutters those last few words. Damn, what a low blow. 
“So wait... you’re not gonna drink?” Sean questions, raising his eyebrows with disbelief.
“Why the hell would I want to?” 
“Um... because it’s your bachelor party.”
Aleister is flooded with a tension as those words come out of Sean’s mouth. “I never even said I wanted this but you all dragged me along anyway. I’d rather just be married but no... you all just had to hit me with the lie that celebrating my last few single days mattered.” 
“Were not saying it’s a requirement. We just want you to have fun for once.” Logan points out, slightly offended since she’s the one who supported this whole idea when Jake suggested it in the first place. It’s actually a great thing but Aleister is too guarded to see that. 
“Whatever, Logan. Just know that I won’t be drinking. I’d rather be sane, thank you very much.”
“Watch us spike it.” Zahra hisses, a devious smirk planted on her face and Craig high fives her in response. 
Eventually, the traffic clears and the group finish up their conversations as the limo edges closer towards the hotel. Grace calms her frustrations with the traffic and you can tell she’s keeping it bottled up inside so she doesn’t lash out. She seems to be the type of person you wouldn’t expect to have a mean streak or a dark side but would have one anyway. Don’t judge a book by its cover is the lesson we’ve learned today. Now there is still one more matter to address...
“Oh my god... I still can’t believe you wanted to come to Vegas with us, Vaaryn.” Diego exclaims, probably the most excited out the lot. Mostly about the fact that his one true love was joining the group for Vegas. It sounds like a great thing and an amazing opportunity but at the same time... it could be devastatingly scarring.
“I’m mostly doing for you, my love, but it would be nice to experience more human things and Vegas you speak of, is a very popular place for sinning and I know that sinning is something humans do a lot of.” Vaaryn responds and he sounds completely clueless. He really doesn’t know what’s in store for him. 
“Vaaryn... do you even know what’s in Vegas? Has Diego taught you anything?” Estela questions with a knowing smirk, shooting Diego a pointed look, who facepalms at what Estela is insinuating. 
“He hasn’t told me much. Just that it has an Eiffel Tower and it’s very easy to lose yourself.” 
Zahra sees this as the perfect oppurtunity to chime in. “Well then let me know tell you about the wonders of Vegas.” She declares, learning her chin on her fist and revealing a genuine look of interest. 
“Please... don’t.” Diego pleads anxiously and Logan pats him on the back apologetically. “He probably won’t even understand what you mean.”
“I’ll explain it then. Very vividly.” Zahra counters, folding her arms. 
“Oh man! Diego... your dude is so screwed.” Craig exclaims, obnoxiously laughing in the background at the scene and pointing mockingly at Diego, who’s head is now in his hands. 
“Oh come on, this is mean. Just let Avatar find out for himself. Telling him is too easy.” Jake suggests and that causes Zahra and Craig to smirk and giggle in unison.
“You’re on. Have fun, Vaaryn.”
When Grace successfully parks the limo outside the Caesar Hotel, everyone leaps out and makes their way inside. The lobby is absolutely fucking huge and they have to really search using their eagle eyes in order to even locate the front desk. Luckily, they manage to spot it and Michelle leads the group over to the front desk, since she was the one who offered to pay for their reservation. She ends up paying for a villa, which is probably the most they could get out of Michelle since she isn’t great on spending all of her money on the room. But she’s a doctor! Who else was gonna pay?
Excited and energised, everyone rushes to get to the designated room, clutching the straps of their bags and being as careful as possible so they don’t drop them. But once they get to the room, all the carefulness and caution is pushed away and everyone just throws their bags to the side, amazing at the sight of the huge room. There’s thirteen of them so some of them may still have to get together in bunks but they would much rather just have one room together than be in separate ones because once the two parties travel back to the room, they can all celebrate together afterwards. It’s a strangely thought out system but it works for them so who is to judge?
“God fucking damn. I missed Vegas.” Jake suddenly points out and Logan raises an eyebrow at her curiously when he says that.
“When was the last time you went?” 
Jake smiles at the thought of reminiscing. “Mike and I went to Vegas once when I brought him back to visit my family for the first time. We had a crazy fucking time in Vegas, I’ll tell ya that. Don’t actually remember much though.” Jake explains, laughing under his breath but exhaling sharply when he sees himself talking about Mike again. 
Noticing, Logan wraps him in a hug and briefly brings their lips together in a reassuring kiss. “I’m sorry he couldn’t be here for this, babe. He just couldn’t get out of work like you could.” 
“Yeah well... sometimes plane jobs suck.” Jake laughs before knocking his forehead against Logan’s and smiling. “You gonna be able to have fun without me, Princess?”
“I’m sure she’ll manage, cabron. Sometimes she’s tougher than you.” Logan and Jake turn to find Estela smirking at them, both hands resting on her hips. 
What’s very different about Estela though is that she’s already fucking dressed?! It only feels like they’ve been in the room for 10 minutes or so. She done her makeup and her hair and everything in a matter of minutes. Aside from the timing, she also looks pretty fucking hot. For the first time in forever, Estela is dressed in a clean, skintight dress that is completely pitch black and pauses halfway down her thighs. At the front, in the centre, a golden zipper travels from the top to the bottom. To complete this whole ensemble, Estela has paired the simple yet so sophisticated dress with a pair of leather black heeled boots with zippers down their side. Her silky brunette hair has been let out of the normal ponytail and straightened ever so perfectly. This look appears like it took her hours when really she only spent a few minutes doing this.
Jaw dropped, Logan struggles to speak at the gorgeous sight that is Estela Montoya. “How the fuck did you get ready so fast?” is the best reaction Logan can summon. 
Estela just giggles aloud, dusting off her dress and smoothing our her hair. “I’m just fast, ok? The others are being so fucking slow and you haven’t even started yet!”
Logan flicks her gaze between Jake and Estela, clearly confused. “Well I’ve been—“
“Eye-fucking your husband. I know and I get it but you gotta move your ass before I make sure you lose it!” Estela warns, arching her eyebrows and narrowing her dark eyes at Logan, causing her to panic a little.
Logan swiftly turns to Jake and he just laughs at the fact that she’s asking for his permission. “Go ahead, darlin’. I’ll be out here to see you before we go.” Jake urges, planting a quick kiss on her forehead before letting her go get ready. 
Jake watches her walk into the other room, biting his lip at the sight of her and his cerulean eyes darken slightly. It’s Estela’s exhausted groan that suddenly brings him back to reality. He glances back at the brunette to find her staring at him with disbelief. 
“What? I love my wife. What’s fucking wrong with that?” Jake questions, his intentions appearing rhetorical and Estela notices that.
“Nothing. The look on your face is what’s disgusting.” Estela retorts, shaking her head at Jake with an expression where you can tell she’s been cringing. 
“Ha. Ha.”
Logan finally finishes touching up her makeup with the rest of the girls and she’s finally ready to take on Las Vegas. Turning towards the mirror, Logan admires her chosen attire. She’s gone for something rather classy but still great for a fun night out. A clean, crisp white romper, is what she’s gone with, that contains a semi-deep dip of cleavage but not overboard. She’s aware that will drive Jake crazy. Then she’s paired it with white strappy heels and a silver necklace that is longer than most you’d see. It’s one of those more layered ones and it matches her outfit perfectly. Her platinum blond hair has been curled exactly to her liking, curtesy of Michelle. And her makeup is mostly natural because she doesn’t trust herself to go for something bolder. 
Taking one last glance at herself in the bathroom mirror, it’s time for her to reveal her look to the group. She’s the last one to finish getting ready of course, even indecisive Michelle beat her to it, so everyone is waiting for her and they’re excited to see what’s she chosen to wear. All the rest of the girls have gone for slutty and glam because it’s Vegas. Hello?! Even Zahra decided to wear a cocktail dress of sorts and it’s a beautiful deep crimson colour that matches her hair perfectly.
Finally, Logan collects herself enough to find the strength to exit the bathroom. She wanders out of the other room carefully, determined to stay steady on her heels and when she opens the door to the main area, all eyes are on her. 
Some eyes widen and some jaws drop but the most continuous thing is everyone’s silence. Everyone is speechless. No one will talk. All Logan can do is question their well-being and not really focus on the fact that they’re in that current state because of her walking out of a goddamn room. Jake, especially is just shell-shocked and it’s painfully obvious. Logan takes advantage of the silence and decides to admire everyone else’s appearances since they all look hot. 
That deep red crimson dress that Zahra is wearing looks even more captivating on her than Logan noticed from a first glance. Her ombré hair is left to rest on her shoulder and she’s caked in a lot more makeup than she usually would be, probably because she never typically wears it anyway. She looks so damn different.
Then there’s Grace, the featured guest of the bachelorette party and she’s decked in a bronze, glittery dress that is haltered at the top and it goes down to the floor. The revealing thing about it is the slight slit at the side. The dress hugs her figure carefully and the way she’s styled her hair only makes her look more beautiful. Everyone was scared that Grace would dress like she’s going to prom or something but no... she surprised everyone and she did herself justice. 
Of course Quinn managed to blend a beautiful elegance with a little bit of a daring approach so perfectly. It’s like a natural talent to her and she’s successfully made herself look beautiful again. She’s rocking a deep indigo dress that almost matches the one she wore at the New Years Party on La Huerta. She’s gone for more of a deep cut down the middle and the dress fades into a lighter blue at the end. It’s only a slight gradient that could easily be missed. Her auburn hair is gracefully cascading down her shoudlers and each curl you can tell was done with care. Hell, even the dress matches her eyes. There’s nothing this girl can’t wear. 
And finally we have Michelle, who has literally outdid herself again. She’s decked in a long, black jumpsuit that hugs her curves ever so perfectly. There’s also a more revealing approach that is shown through the sight of more cleavage. Though she wears it well, amazingly well. She’s paired it with more pointy nude heels and a black choker at the tome. Her ombre hair is tied back into a loose ponytail with two pieces hanging like strays at the front. To complete it, she’s wearing large silver hoop earrings that just give it that extra amount of sophistication.
Basically, all the girls look like fucking queens and this is their night to shine. As for the guys... well there’s not much to say. They’re wearing suits. Yeah, that’s their description done. Though there is one strange thing that stands out and that is Craig’s extremely colourful shirt. It’s a fucking double rainbow up in there. So many vibrant colours and patterns. It’s very difficult to not go blind just by looking at it. Like damn... another thing is how weird it is seeing Vaaryn in a suit. Like what? And Furball... looks so fucking cute and he’s not even in a suit. 
After what seems like forever, the only thing Logan can summon up to say is... “Nice shirt, Craig.”
Craig almost blushes. He’s so flattered by the little compliment. “Aw, Lo. Thanks for noticing, dude.”
“Pretty sure the gorillas in Africa noticed your goddamn shirt, Craiggers.” Zahra retorts coldly and Craig’s eyes widen with hope.
“Oh my god. That would be so cool!” 
Sean rolls his eyes and places his hand on Craig’s shoudler idly. “Let’s make sure you don’t drink anymore tonight.”
“You guys are no fun.”
While the bickering commences, some of the gang hurry over to Logan - that includes Quinn, Estela, Michelle and Jake. “Holy shit, Logan. You look so hot!” Michelle exclaims with a rare enthusiasm barely used but she’s been like this a lot for Vegas.
“Thanks, Meech. I did what I could.” Logan dusts herself off and takes a quick glance at Jake, noticing how his cerulean eyes constantly drift up and down her figure and his gaze burns into her body so eagerly. Oh fuck... she knows what he’s thinking. “You ok there, Aragorn?”
Estela scoffs at the look on Jake’s face. “Ha. Pretty sure he’s dead after seeing you like that.” She points out and correctly, mind you. “We’re leaving in five so we’ll let you say your goodbyes.”
The girls take off to the other side of the room, leaving Jake and Logan alone for the last few moments of their time together before they separate for a few hours. Jake finally snaps back to reality as the girls leave, clearing his throat in order to compose himself but it feels like there’s a rock planted deep in his throat. 
“I am so close to not letting you go anywhere tonight, Princess.” Jake whispers in a low husky tone that sends shivers up Logan’s spine. In response, Logan bites down on her lower lip and admires Jake’s chosen suit. It reminds her of the one at the La Huerta New Years Party - except everything is black. 
She reels him in by his pitch-black tie for a long, slow kiss that lingers more than it should. As they pull away, she smiles innocently against his lips. “Nice suit, Aragorn.” She whispers back, knocking their foreheads together sweetly.
“Goddamnit, can I swap Aleister for you?” Jake questions, almost like he’s begging and he almost looks serious. “I can’t handle more than an hour with that bore.”
“Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll manage.” Logan assures, rolling her eyes at his exaggeration of the situation. “Just remember that this is about Aleister. It’s his goddamn party.”
“Well I’m the one who suggested it.” 
“Which gives you more of a reason to make it about Aleister. Even if he is a bit of an asshole, remind him that he’s supposed to be having fun.” Logan suggests, wrapping her arms around Jake’s neck and dragging him in for another kiss, biting down on his lower lip this time before pulling away. 
“Watch me try and watch me fail.”
“Jake.” Logan says his name as firmly as possible. 
“Fine but as long as you torture me when I get back. It’s more fun than being tortured by Aleister‘s dull taste in fun.” Jake retorts, rolling his eyes at the fight that he just lost. 
“I promise.” Logan swears, planting one last kiss on Jake’s lips before finally letting him leave her. 
The bachelorette party has been active for about an hour already, with the girls already having a little alcohol in their system but not enough that will make them wanna do anything so crazy just yet. Well all except Logan Mercer because she’s the oddest of them all. 
All of the girls are pacing across the street, having had just experienced a wonderful meal in the closest restaurant. Now they’ve got the fancy shit out the way, they can move on to the more fun part. 
“That fucking food was too damn fancy for me.” Zahra points out, executing a fake vomit-like noise with her hands and everyone just roll their eyes at her expected remark. 
“I know you wanna get drunk, Zahra, but you still need to eat.” Grace replies, hands on her hips. 
“We can eat! But we’re in Vegas. We should be eating somewhere trashy like... Burger King or Pizza Hut!” Zahra exclaims and no one can really make out what point she’s trying to get across here. 
“Zahra, all you eat back home is Burger King and Pizza Hut.” Michelle bites back, flipping her hair to one side and giggling at the ridiculous context of this conversation.
“What exactly do you wanna do now then, Zahra?” Quinn questions, genuinely curious. 
“Anything that isn’t boring and fancy!” 
A lightbulb suddenly goes off in Logan’s mind and a sly smirk crosses her lips. “Ok... I might have an idea.” 
“Yes, Mercy! Someone smart. What is it?” Zahra eagerly enquires, showing interest in Logan’s insane idea.
“I know we agreed earlier with the guys that we wouldn’t... go see strippers but they can’t exactly stop us when they’re not here.” Logan points out correctly and all of the girls match her level of deviance with their expressions, all except one. Grace, of course.
“Um... Lo. Im not sure I can agree to that. What if it’s like I’m betraying Aleister?” Grace asks with anxiety in her chestnut eyes. 
“Grace, you’re not hooking up with strippers. You’re just watching them. Besides you’re the guest of honour, you should let yourself have some fun!” Estela assures, rubbing Grace’s shoulder comfortingly and that causes her to release a sigh of relief. 
“But just so you know, even if you don’t agree, we’re gonna go to the strip club anyway. I don’t care if you’re the guest of honour. So you either come with us or we leave you on the street?” Michelle warns, a solemn look in her hazel eyes. Clearly she’s not kidding and Grace actually respects that attitude. 
“Agh, fine.” 
“Woohoo!” Zahra reacts, clapping her hands together like a fucking seal. “This what I came for!”
“Really? You didn’t just come for booze?” Logan jokes, her smirk widening.
“Nope. Strippers too.”
The bachelor party is dying pretty quickly, even after the guys’ tacky meal in Pizza Hut but everyone still enjoyed it because its good fucking pizza. Well, everyone besides Aleister. He’s been such a goddamn buzzkill during the first hour and it’s impossible to have fun when the dude is constantly telling someone to shut up and when Jake dares to make a joke about offering Aleister a drink and he almost tosses it on Jake. But he resists, shooting the pilot an icy glare instead. 
Jake is trying his very best to make this all about Aleister, just like Logan asked him too. But it’s impossible to make this dude happy! Everyone else is having fun. Diego was teaching Vaaryn all about pizza and all the different flavours while they were there. Craig was trying to see how many pieces of pizza toppings he could get in his mouth. Raj has been telling lots of fun stories and Jake has managed to not mock any of them, no matter how crazy they are. Be proud of him. Even Sean has managed to not be a buzzkill and he’s actually turning out to be a lot of fun, with plenty of banter and jokes to go around. And Aleister is just being... petty and ungrateful.
Now they’re here, semi-drunk and trying to figure out what the fuck they’re gonna do next. Everything has been pretty low-key so far and maybe this is the time to kick things up a notch. 
“Well that meal was absolutely atrocious.” Aleister is of course the first to comment on the food and it’s not even a compliment.
“Al, I know you hate all of this but could you not trash the food because I paid for that.” Sean asks as politely as his voice will let him and Jake is surprised and maybe even impressed that Sean could call Aleister out like that.
“Of course. This whole thing is sleezy anyway.” Aleister responds, his shoulders slumping back in a hopeless manor. He’s naturally stiff. 
“Well, what do you wanna do then, Aleister?” Raj questions with a genuine curiosity. Usually that type of thing would come off as sarcastic and rude, especially if it came out of Jake or Craig’s mouth. But no, Raj is the only one who could ask such a question and Aleister would actually take it as a real request. 
“Well I—“
“Bro, don’t ask him that!” Craig pipes up before Aleister can say anything else. “He probably wants us to play a game of chess or something. I hate chess.” 
Aleister’s expression sinks at Craig’s hurtful assumption. Don’t think he meant it that way however. “Nevermind. I’ll just let you airheads guide me through his hell hole of a night. It’ll all turn out fine when I wake up.” 
“Harsh, Malfoy,” is all Jake has managed to say throughout this entire situation until an entire new idea pops into his head. “Wait... since Jack Frost is giving us total control... how ‘bout we hit up a strip club?”
“We can’t do that. Didn’t we promise the girls we wouldn’t—“
“Diego, don’t ruin this.” Jake urges, folding his arms in a confident manor and smiles faintly at Diego when he silences himself. “I know we did. But they ain’t fucking here so what’s the problem?”
“I see Jake’s amazing logic here, bros.” Craig agrees, a bright smile fixed on his features.
“Me too. Let’s do it.” Raj is also ready for this as well, it’s clear from the eagerness in his tone.
“Sorry, my love, but what is a strip club?” Vaaryn dares to ask Diego, who just looks at him bewilderedly.
“I’ll explain on the way or I’ll just let you see for yourself.” Diego responds, careful with his choice of words and he pats Vaaryn on the shoudler reassuringly. 
Happy that most are on board, Jake expectantly turns to Aleister with a hopeful glint in his eyes. “How ‘bout you, Frosty?”
Aleister barely tilts his head, in disbelief that Jake has even dared to ask for his permission. “Absolutely not. It will be like I’m betraying Grace.” 
“Seriously? That’s your excuse.” Jake reacts, raising an eyebrow pointedly.
“Wouldn’t you feel as if you’re betraying Logan?” Aleister challenges and Jake just scoffs mockingly.
“Me and Princess got an understanding. Trust me.” Jake lies a little bit at the same time they kind of do. They always have. Even if Jake let Logan know, she’s probably gonna be okay with it. 
The ongoing argument is interrupted by a soft bark echoing from the ground and into the ears of the members of this weird bachelor party. Jake spots Furball curling up by his foot and a smirk immediately crosses his lips when he finds him. Furball has a choice which party he wanted to attend and he ended up going to Jake so this is where he ended up. Recently, it’s been like Jake is Furball’s all time favourite and they’re developing a real special bond. It’s cute.
Jake squats down so his finger can gently stroke the little fox’s teal fur and that gives Jake an idea. “Ok... this is it. The fox has the final say.” He declares in a proud tone and everyone around seems to nod along, all besides Aleister.
“What? That’s preposterous.”
“You have no say, Malfoy. Animal rights are talking now.” Jake pushes Aleister’s out the way completely and blocks his protests out. All that’s left is for Furball to announce his opinion. Jake turns to Furball with hope but also certainty because he knows he won’t be betrayed. “So Furball... ready to lose your innocence by going to a Vegas Strip Club?”
With no hesitation, Furball responds with an eager yelp. “Mmmmrf!!!l” With that, he crawls up Jake’s back and props himself up on the pilot’s shoulder, smiling widely. 
“Then it’s settled, kids.” 
Having much more fun than they were before, the girls have taken the bachelorette party to one of Vegas’ finest strip clubs. They’re all gathered around a booth, sipping on champagne and enjoying the sights before them. Grace is a little uncomfortable but she’s lightening up the longer they’re there. Meanwhile, the rest of them are having the actual time of their lives, especially Zahra. Everyone is starting to feel the alcohol now. 
“Can I tell you guys something?” Michelle suddenly asks, a slight shakiness in her voice. It’s extremely obvious that the alcohol is starting to get to her head and she’s not even the lightweight, she’s just had a lot more than any of the others.
“Sure.” 
Michelle forms a crooked half-smile and holds up her glass eagerly. “How about we make a toast and also an agreement that Sean is an absolute ass?” 
“Wow, Meech. Didn’t take you long to point that out.” Zahra scoffs, her dark eyes roaming over all the pretty sights before. Following her gaze, Quinn can’t help but let out a humoured giggle, not able to hold it in. Zahra catches the sound of her laughter and raises an eyebrow questioningly. “What?”
“You do realise you have a boyfriend right?” Quinn points out and rightfully so. “Pretty sure he wouldn’t appreciate you eye-fucking those strippers like that.” 
Zahra just scoffs mockingly. “You kidding? Craig would love it.”
“Kinda sure that doesn’t signal a healthy relationship, Z.” Logan counters, chugging down half of her champagne and pressing her lips together in order to contain the bitter aftertaste. 
“What can you say, Mercy? Would Jake want you sniffing around strip clubs?” Zahra retorts, folding her arms in a confident manor. 
Logan smirks at the comment, an unreadable look in her ocean eyes. “Me and Jake have an understanding.”
“Ok, all of you need to calm down. This is about Grace remember.” Estela calms the situation and raises her glass, gesturing to Grace with a faint smile. “To the guest of honour! And let’s hope that her marriage to Aleister is enough to make him at least a little more fun.” Everyone laughs along at Estela’s words and join in raising their glasses. 
“Aw, thanks guys. You’re all crazy but I really do love you all.” Grace performs a little speech and that’s when everyone clinks their glasses together. It really is memorable when they all hang out together, especially for a special occasion such as this. They’re all there to watch one of their best friends get married and it’s truly a great chance for them to bond. 
“You should. We’re amazing.” Zahra points out proudly, a smug smile on her face as she lowers her glass.
“Holy shit... guys look.” Estela’s voice interrupts the heartfelt moment, as her dark eyes widen at another sight. Curiously, everyone follows the brunette’s gaze, only to find a familiar group entering the strip club. 
“Oh no...” Grace reacts, covering her face with her hands out of shame. “Aleister is not gonna like this.”
“Well it looks like they had the same idea.” Logan points out, shaking her head at the sight of the guys standing at the entrance of the strip club and you’d expect to look a lot messier than they actually do. Jake looks so damn guilty. This has to be his idea. “Jake has gotta be the mastermind behind this.”
“So basically, you’re both as bad as each other.” Quinn counters, hiding her smirk behind her glass but Logan still manages to spot it anyway. 
“Jake knows what he should and shouldn’t do and at least he’s actually making Aleister have fun.” 
Michelle throws her head back and scoffs at that. “Ha! Aleister doesn’t look like he’s having fun at all.” 
“That’s because he hasn’t had a single drop of alcohol.” Estela points out, gesturing to Aleister with her glass. “Trust me... he’d be much paler.”
While everyone is discussing the current state of the guys, Logan surveys them carefully, trying to resist the urge to laugh at them. But her cover is blown when she locks eyes with Jake, who finally spots her and immediately a natural smirk crosses his lips. Of course, he’s smug about it already. 
“Oh fuck...” Logan mutters under her breath and nudges Quinn as discreetly as possible, a lot harder than she intended. 
“What the hell, Lo?”
“The guys have spotted us.” Logan tells Quinn, slight panicky about what their cocky reactions might be. It will be unnecessary but it will happen. Then it just gets worse. “Shit. They’re coming over.” 
Logan leans back in the velvet booth as she notices Jake and the guys are starting to pace over towards the girls. Clearly they’ve been skeptical and suspicious about why the girls are there just as much as they were about the guys. Now it’s come down to some sort of face off and this is just bound to get awkward, especially with Aleister following behind with an icy expression fixed on his face. It’s obvious he isn’t happy to see his soon-to-be-wife messing around at a strip club and she’s clearly having fun as well, which only makes the tension worse.
After what seems like forever, the boys reach the girls and both parties look like they’ve been caught red-handed, which they have. You’d expect one of them to be pretending it isn’t their fault but no, everyone looks equally guilty, which means no one has a good excuse.
“Look who we found.” Sean pipes up first, arms folded and an amused look on his face. “Guess you couldn’t handle the no-strippers rule either.” 
Michelle simply narrows her eyes. “You are a little late to the party though.” She retorts, a light scowl on her face but it’s hidden enough that Sean doesn’t notice it. 
“Was this your idea, Al?” Estela chimes in with joking intentions but Aleister merely rolls his eyes, not amused. 
“Obviously not. It was all Jake’s doing.” Aleister responds, shooting Jake the side-eye and at first, you’d think Jake would be more angry at Aleister but no... he’s more proud and only Jake Mckenzie would be proud of such an idea in this situation. 
All eyes move to Logan as Aleister rats Jake out. Her only reaction is a knowing smirk reaching her lips. “Oh really, Jake.” 
“Well ours was all down to Logan.” Grace pipes up, causing Logan to flinch a little, especially when Jake’s smirk only widens at the revelation. 
“Oh really, Princess.” He reacts, folding his arms in a condescending manor and he tilts his head cockily. 
“Oh my god... you brought Furball?!” Logan reacts, gesturing to the little blue fox curled up on Jake’s shoudler with nothing but excitement in his magenta eyes. He’s more excited about this then Aleister ever will be. ““Looks like you got into his head Jake.”
“He was the true mastermind.” Jake admits, high fiving Furball proudly.
“Ok... since you’re all here and we got booze and strippers around us...” Zahra begins and everyone suddenly realised what exactly she’s getting at. “...how ‘bout we combine these two parties into one?” 
“That’s... not a bad idea. Pretty sure it’s too late to go to another strip club anyway.” Jake jokes and he seems to be the only one who’s laughing at his comment. 
“This is just... madness! Can’t we just give up and end this little waste of time?” Aleister protests for the millionth time. He’s sulking like a mere child now. 
“Aleister, hunny. I mean this in the nicest way...” Michelle begins, easing Aleister into her comment. “You’re being so annoying and we don’t really care for your opinion.”
“Then looks why we’re gonna compromise.” Logan confirms, raising her glass once more. “To not getting too drunk.” 
“Hey! At least wait until we got shots before you toast.” Craig interrupts Logan before she can perform a toast.
Just as that is mentioned, Vaaryn comes bounding around the corner with a tray of around twelve glasses. Damn... good timing. He looks extremely proud of himself but also a little clueless like he has been this entire time.
“Holy shit! Blue Bro got shots!” Craig exclaims excitedly, his hands rising in one swift motion and he leaps out from the booth, heading for the tray of shots like a cheetah chasing prey. 
“Is that what they are? I was standing beside them before and this man in a bow tie asked me to fill them up and bring them to a table.” Vaaryn explains and everyone’s eyes widen at what he just implied. 
“So wait... you stole them?” 
“I am no thief. I did what I asked. I brought them to a table.” Vaaryn corrects and most seem on board with that idea. 
“I’m liking Avatar’s logic.” Jake points out, stroking his jaw thoughtfully before he sneakily swipes one of the shots. “I say we toast now. Go ahead, Princess.” 
Everyone grabs a shot while Logan clears her throat, preparing for her toast. “As I was saying... to not completely ruining our lives tonight.”
“And to a night we’ll easily forget.” Michelle adds and everyone laughs along. 
That light-hearted comment seems like a really good laugh at that moment. An easy joke that passes everyone by. Little do they know, that forgotten statement... is about to become a reality when morning arrives. Besides... no one can escape Vegas. 
trust me... the next part gets even weirder
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acrobaticcatfeline · 5 years
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Take the Gift or I Will Shoot You 12 Days of Logince Day 9!
Word Count: 1049
TW: None?
Notes: this was written earlier than most of the others but it made more sense in this order.
Pairings: Logince, moxiety, sleepceit, Logan and Roman and their cat.
Summary: “logannnnn pleaseeee secret Santa is no fun with only 5 people!!!” Logan has a pretty strong will, but does it stand a chance against his boyfriends puppy dog eyes and the sadness of the absence of their friend?
“logannnnn pleaseeee secret Santa is no fun with only 5 people!!!”
Logan sanders had far too much to do to partake in trivial traditions this year. He had at least 2 papers due the day after break and he couldn’t waste time going shopping for something when he could just give them their presents on Christmas day. It was senseless and yet, he had trouble denying his excitable boyfriend this time around. Whether that was because this year their very good friend Thomas had not been able to make it, or because Roman’s puppy dog eyes had much more devastating effects on him now that they were dating, no one could say, but Logan did fall into the trap.
“only because I miss Thomas. That’s the only reason I’m doing this I’ll have you know.” The smile on his beloveds’ face was enough to make it worth the time he would be set back from this silly activity.
They all drew names, and of course he drew Roman. At least he knew very well what to get him. He was probably investing a bit much on him, but he’s become a bit of a romantic. So, when he went to the Disney store in town and bought Roman a music box for sixty bucks, he had no regrets. Of course, he invested another twenty on a coloring book or two. He isn’t a slacker and doesn’t do things halfway.
They waited 3 days before they showed their gifts. The 6 of them sat in a circle, and they had skyped Thomas, so he could still be there, he sat in front of his screen with 6 presents and a giant smile on his face as he eagerly waited for the event to be kicked off. Roman stood and in all his dramatics did a small speech.
“gentlemen, I call you here today to begin the fifth annual secret Santa exchange!!!” they all clapped and gave a few laughs as he continued. “unfortunately, the OG, the immortal, the brother from another mother, THE Thomas Sanders, has regretfully not been able to make an appearance in the flesh, so as a consolation, all the rest of us have sent him a gift. We miss you dearly mi amigo. Would you do the honor of starting us off?”
They went around the circle. Starting with Thomas who ended up with a dominos gift card, two new Steven universe pop heads, a parks and recs t-shirt, an avatar keychain, and a teen titans keychain. Next was Virgil, who got an MCR beanie and a nightmare before Christmas coffee thermos from their best coffee loving friend Remy. Patton sat next to him and got a whole new baking set with matching silicon handles and baking sheets from Roman. Patton quickly launched across the circle to tackle hug the princely man. After they settled down again, they went on to their sneaky friend Camora who got a giant snake plushie from Patton. Remy was next and got a Starbucks gift card as well as an Ursula thermos from Camora. Queue Remy laying on his boyfriend and teasing him for knowing him so well. Logan was next, and he got noise cancelling headphones, a 10-foot charging cable, a hydro flask, and a mini Keurig from Virgil, who needed to explain that he had begged his parents for an extra fifty bucks to buy the Keurig, as he had run out of cash and wouldn’t get his best friend less. Logan had to scoot over and get a hug from him, as it was many very meaningful and useful gifts. Last was Roman, who looked at Logan obnoxiously, and Logan looked away as he handed over his gift, terrified that he had ended up slacking. Roman’s grin was wide already after seeing the coloring books, but when he opened the music box his face went into a neutral position. He twisted the key and when the song played Logan swore, he saw tears in his eyes as he set it down and tackled his boyfriend. Logan smiled softly before whispering to Roman that he loved him.
The 7 of them gossiped for the next few hours before Thomas had to sign off, as it was an hour ahead for him. They all said their goodbyes and Roman turned on Christmas tunes and brought out the cookies Patton had brought as well as 6 warm cups of hot cocoa. The boys sat out in the common room with their gifts and continued to talk drama for hours. Patton Virgil Roman and Patton all went to the same college, granted for other things, but Remy and Camora had gone to a local college and still went to school with most of the kids they went to high school with. Those two had gossip for days about some of their old flames, enemies, friends, and Remy and Cam were the kings of gossip.
Logan curled up in his animated hearts lap with a cookie and a mug of hot chocolate, listening as Roman was dramatically listening to tales about the horrible places his exs had gone to and how badly his enemies were screwed over when college started, screaming in joy at hearing that a few had been expelled. Logan always laughed at this side of the fanciful man, it was a surprise to see the happy go lucky art and music nerd get completely fueled with hatred and a need for revenge.
Logan had known the others for a good seven or eight years, mostly because Roman, Remy, and Patton had walked up to him the first day of middle school and just talked to him. Also, helpful that they all shared Virgil as a friend and Logan and Virgil were sitting alone. From then the 7 of them were inseparable. This year was the first time they would go a full year without seeing all of each other together. Virgil and Remy were already making some plans for next year though.
The rest of the night was spent playing games and singing along to songs while Roman dramatized and filmed it all. It was a wonderful night, and Logan nearly forgot that he was procrastinating to have it. But all in all, he couldn’t say he regretted it.
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mtvwind · 5 years
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“This week is obscure The Blackout reference week”
R: So since I was enjoying Matty yesterday I couldn’t share a song til today, and here’s something really sad: the song I wanted to share with you doesn’t appear to exist on the internet! I got it from MySpace, who, as we know, recently lost everything. 
J: Womp!
Until I get home to upload it to the blodge, what are your memories of MySpace?
OG MySpace, nothing! I was Bebo through and through. Would go back to Bebo. Bebo over LinkedIn any day.  Modern MySpace I remember because we were the only two people in the world registered.
Oh, new MySpace!!!
Did you forget?
I did.
I can’t understand how
The rest of the world did.
What a shame. A crying shame.
Justin Timberlake died for nothing.
The real daddy.
Right, we’re dangerously close to making this about Lance Bass.  
Ah, you discovered my plan. 
MySpace was one of my prime downloading spots back in 2006.  I was pro at finding fake profiles for bands that had been set up with downloadable songs. 
I was all about youtube2mp3.com
YouTube wasn’t really a thing yet when I was stealing from MySpace
God so old.  Limewire before that I guess.
Yeah, I guess. I uploaded to Tumblr so fingers crossed this works.  Tell me what you think of the distinctly average pop punk song.
Initially I’m disappointed that “Baby Baby” is not Baby One More Time.  Did you ever watch The OC?  It reminds me of that.  
I did not. 
It’s very that. 
Do you recognise the singer?
You mean the singer that sounds like every other singer of that era?
Yes
I do not. 
You’re in for a treat let me show you a pic of him:
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Shut up?
For real!!!
Omg. Isn’t life a full circle?
This is a short-lived pop punk side project band fronted by none other than Sean Smith! (I think it came after that photo but it felt right)
I feel cheated.  Let me listen again. 
Go ahead, enjoy. 
Oh god I can hear it now.
I don’t know who else was involved
They too have faded into obscurity
Or how long ago it was, unfortunately.  However I’m sure he did YOU. ARE. DEAD. MEAT! t-shirts. I want to say it was just before Dirty Love.
There was not a t-shirt that man didn’t try to sell.
He’s still doing it with his podcast.
Jesus. 
I still have a Dirty Love t-shirt but I do not ever wear it
I once ran out of clean washing and was forced to wear a The Blackout shirt I bought from Pulp. In fact I am once more out of clean washing so watch this space
Outside?? Where people are??
To be fair I had a jumper on.  But I knew.
Fun fact: I actually have a few TBO shirts I still wear!  The numbers are dwindling as I put more and more of them into retirement. 
I like the idea of a retirement village for merch of bands that nobody cares about anymore.  Just populated by Black Veil Brides. 
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It’s this drawer. 
You have many drawers.
There’s a girls medium Fall Out Boy shirt from 2007 in there, but regrettably I am no longer about the size of a medium girl.
Omg, about the size of a MEDIUM GIRL
This week is obscure TBO reference week
I have to say nothing fits me anymore that’s for sure
I have 2 XL TBO tees, one of which I have literally never worn.  The other is the one with the gates of hell on that looks like a metal band shirt.  That one is my fave.
I wish I could sell merch.
I’d buy your merch.  The ‘You Are Dead Meat’ shirts came about when Watkins still walked free.
We should use that as a historical marker, like BC/AD. 
Difficult though, because where do you pick as your day zero?  I’d pick the day that we all woke up and read about him being arrested on the BBC. 
That was literally weeks after we’d seen him if you recall.
But I know you’d pick the sentencing, aka the day you came out with “he did WHAT-kins?”
That was by far my magnum opus.
Among your best pun work.  Under appreciated by the Twitter community. 
An artist is never truly appreciated in his own time. 
Alright, Van Gogh.
There’s a joke about ears but today has been too long for me to think deep about it.
Is there?
There’s always a joke. 
There’s always a bad pun.
Okay, here’s a question: you can pick ONE figure from our musical past back to relevance.  Who?
Oh man. Sean would be the most grateful but he’s the least talented.
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Oh my god.  I was going to say Kate Bush, but, Sabrina. 
Omg.  Interesting and unexpected choice. 
I’ve been trying to bring Boys back for a few years. 
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Barcelona, Spain
On our trip to Spain, we spent 6 Days, 5 Nights in Barcelona. 2 of those nights we were at the W Hotel in Barceloneta Beach & 3 Nights were at the H10 Metropolitan in Plaza Catalunya (a more central area of the city). This amount of time allowed for a lot of leisure and a less “packed” itinerary. One of these days included a half-day day trip to Girona, Spain. 
The Hola BCN card is definitely worth it if you plan on using the metro and other public transportation trains besides the Renfe train. Validate this at any metro station by putting in your validation code on your voucher. Additionally, we used the Aerobus (a separate ticket) for our trip back to the airport. Main pick up location is at Pl. Catalunya, where they have buses continually running throughout the day. Took us about 30-40 mins once we got on to the airport.
Points of Interest: 
Talk a walk down Passeig De Gracia (Barcelona’s Rodeo Drive), on this walk you can visit Casa Battlo & Casa Mila (I’d recommend buying both these tickets in advance)
El Nacional- a trendy “Eataly” type place to visit while in this area. Check out the inside & maybe grab a drink. I don’t really recommend eating there as the food is touristy and disappointing.
Mercado de La Boqueria
EL QUIM!!! Note the exclamation marks!!!
Bar Pinotxo- we did not get to try this, but it’s a highly recommended place to visit. The owner has cooked and run this place for 50+ years and is still there everyday. 
Buy a mixed Jamon & Cheese cone. We bought ours from Mas. 
El Born- a cute spanish hipster area with great restaurants worth checking out for casual tapa hopping. If you turn the right corners, you might find some great streets worth taking a few IG worth pictures due to the various string lights hung across the alleyways. 
Gothic Quarter- Very old neighborhood full of charm. Oldest part of the city and the “OG” Barcelona neighborhood. Fun fact: the original Barcelona consisted of the Gothic Quarter, Born and Raval neighborhoods. The rest were expansions beyond the original city walls thereafter. For instance, Barceloneta is man made!
Montjuïc Magic Fountain- was a beautiful show (~1 Hr); get there in advance at least a half hour to get a good spot as it gets very crowded! The best view is by the 4 massive pillars of Palau Nacional.
Montijuic Castle- we did not visit here due to the weather, but it is supposed to have a great city/beach view of Barcelona.
Arc De Triomf & Ciutadella Park
These two are very close to one another, so I’d visit them in tandem. Arc de Triomf would be a quick visit just to view the architecture, whereas Cituadella Park requires some walking through the park. The area with the lake/fountain is pretty nice.
Mt. Tibidabo- was pretty complicated to travel here.. and the expectation vs. reality was not impressive. We could have gone on a bad day, so if you’re still up for it & have the time I’d still give it a try.
Near Tibidabo is a rooftop bar called Mirablau which supposedly offers great views of Barcelona. We unfortunately were unable to go here as it seemed complicated to get there as well (nor did we really feel compelled to go because of the disappointing view we saw at Tibidabo already).
Expectation vs Reality- WHERE IS THE OCEANNN?! (also rained the day before, so not sure why it was so overcast/hazy)
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Park Guell- the park is pretty huge, I’d say you’d spend a good 2 hours here walking around if you want to explore the whole thing. If you’re planning to visit the inside of the Park, buy tickets in advance. There are multiple entrance points around the park in which you can see the center portion that is only available by purchasing a ticket.
Sagrada Famila- Obviously.. *buy tickets in advance*
Across the ticket entrance is a park where you can get some pretty cool shots of the Sagrada.
Visit Ayre Hotel Rosellon- for this amazing shot of the Sagrada Familia. Just buy a drink in the hotel lobby & head up to the 6th floor.
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Restaurants:
Most restaurants have bar seating where you just stand behind the stools and wait till the customers are done dinning. Then you can sit down and eat. We usually waited <30 min.
El Quim in La Boqueria- *MUST GO* we went here 3x 
FYI- their tapas portions are not small, they’re more like regular portion sizes so just keep that in mind when you order
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Fried eggs with Prawns in Cava sauce-  *Must Try*
Most people get the Fried Eggs with Baby Squid, but we both liked the prawns version better
Oxtail Risotto- DELICIOUS
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Scallops with Miso
Oxtail “Quim’s Syle” - Basically Galbi Jjim Spanish style. Darren really liked. Large portion though - be warned!
Halibut Ceviche
Potatoes w/ Aioli Sauce “Patatas Bravas” - was good and is a frequently ordered tapa everywhere, but as a general rule of thumb, I’d save the stomach food for the other items on their menu
Ciudad Condal- *Another Must* we went here 2x
We ate at a rival place called Cerveceria Catalana. Most of their tapas were the same so when we did a side-by-side comparison of what we ate, we unanimously concluded that Ciudad was better. Tapas were more consistent and the ingredients were fresher (the bread especially, which makes a huge difference).
RECOMMENDATIONS:
Smoked Salmon with Langostino Montadito- *my personal favorite*
Huevos Cabrearos- *Darren’s Favorite* (not on the menu, must ask for it, can also for a half portion if you want to try many things)
Beef Tenderloin
Stir Fried Mushrooms (ask for the mixed mushrooms - comes with chantarelles and all kinds of delicious mushrooms)
Squid with Asparagus and Langostino Montadito
La Mar Salada- (Barceloneta Area)
We only had paella once in Barcelona, but this paella was pretty delicious. The flavors were well-balanced and it had the perfect amount of crispness (”soccarat”) to the bottom layer of the rice. FYI- with most paella places, you must order at least 2 portions and prices are listed per portion.
Cera 23
Did some tapa hopping on our last night and ended up here, Darren & I shared the beef cheek dish which was pretty amazing. So tender... mmmm mmm.
Tapeo
Last spot of our tapa hopping 7€ 1/2L of Sangria!!
Slow Cooked Iberico Pork Ribs
Skirt Steak with Chimichurri
Viana
This place was rated #1 on TripAdvisor and therefore seems to be catered a lot towards tourists. It is also a little on the pricier side, however the food was still pretty good. I’d recommend you make a reservation in advance if you plan to go here.
We ordered:
Prawn & White Fish Ceviche
Burrata Cheese with Tomatoes & Guacamole
Galician Octopus
Steak Special
Blackberry Mojito- pretty delicious drink they’re known for
Places we did not try, but was on our list were Arume (for small portion paella sizes), La Luna & Teoric.
Nightlife:
Barcelona nightlife starts and ends super late. Most clubs start getting more lively around 1 AM and will close at 6 AM.
Razzmatazz - our personal favorite. There are 5 rooms each with different genres of music. If you get bored just go to another! 
Entrance in club was 17€, which includes one cocktail or two beers
We came here at 3 AM, and there was still a line to get in. The line moves fairly quickly though. 
Barceloneta Area
Opium, Shoko, Pacha
All three are literally right next to each other, perfect for ultimate club hopping.
https://barcelonaparties.com/ to get on the guestlist for these clubs, however you have to arrive before 12 AM (no drink ticket included). If you arrive later, your entrance ticket will come with 1 or 2 drink tickets. For Shoko, we were able to find a promoter who let us skip the line. 
Opium- (preferred this club more than Shoko as it was more spacious)  Electro, RNB, Hip Hop however we found it more to be more like hits. It’s the most spacious out of the three Barceloneta clubs and therefore we had a better time there than at Shoko where there was some elbow bumping. 
Shoko- Electro, RNB, Hip Hop also found it more to be more like hits
Pacha- did not go here, however it looked pretty busy as well; RNB, Hip Hop club
Based on the two clubs we visited, people were not dressed as nicely as what the dress code states online. We saw many people in the club in t-shirts and shorts.
W Hotel
Finding a taxi after leaving this area can be a pain outside of the hotel, so depending on where you are staying or going, I’d recommend walking alongside the beach and catching a bicycle ride and asking if they can take you closer towards inside the city. Feel free to haggle. If you’re going to a club in Barceloneta, we hustled a bike ride for 10€ instead of 20. hehehe
Compared to Opium & Shoko, there were definitely people dressed more sophisticated here.
Also, these close earlier than other places (3AM), so I’d go here first on a night out. Serves as a good pre-game before the other bigger clubs. 
Eclipse @ the W Hotel- more of an inside lounge on the 26th floor of the hotel. There are two sides, one playing electro & the other hits.
Wet Deck @ the W Hotel- this was not open when we were there, but apparently they have great summer parties that overlook the beach.
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11/13/17 about me
1. Who was the last person you held hands with? al i think? 2. Are you outgoing or shy? i’m somewhat outgoing but certain situations with lots of people that i don’t know make me feel shy and anxious 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? my sister and parents for thanksgiving, but also molly and my buffalo girls this week! 4. Are you easy to get along with? sort of... haha 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? maybe if i were with them, they’re a good person so i’d hope so 6. What kind of people are you attracted to? tall white boys with long hair that like angry music and rough sex, but also snuggling and telling me i’m pretty. commitment issues are a bonus. 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? no, but i wish i could be 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? uh jordan and drew 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? not at all 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? my roommate alesha 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? “here’s a pic for proof” showing my parents my midterm grades lol 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? Daylily-Movements, The Grey-Movements, Crash-You Me at Six, Pull Up n Wreck-Big Sean, and Ric Flair Drip-Offset & Metro boomin
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Only sometimes
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Yes 15. What good thing happened this summer? I did a lot of really cool things with my friends, went to NYC with my best friend Kate, went to warped tour on Long Island, hiked with my family, and smoked a lot of weed with Alyssa and Tori <3 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Yeah haha 17. Do you think there is life on other planets? It’s possible 18. Do you still talk to your first crush? No omg 19. Do you like bubble baths? Yes 20. Do you like your neighbors? No the bitches that live in the suite next to me are always loud as fuck 21. What are you bad habits? Being LAZY, piling lots of clothes on my desk chair instead of putting them away, not making my bed 22. Where would you like to travel? Amsterdam, Colorado, California, the Grand Canyon and Yosemite National Park, Lake Tahoe 23. Do you have trust issues? Yes it’s very difficult for me to trust people 24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Going to BED 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? My thighs and my stomach 26. What do you do when you wake up? Check my phone and pee 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? In the summer I wish I could tan easier 28. Who are you most comfortable around? my sister 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? no 30. Do you ever want to get married? someday 31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? yes 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Liam Payne and Zayn Malik LOL 33. Spell your name with your chin. - 34. Do you play sports? What sports? I ski and I used to dance 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? TV 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Yes 37. What do you say during awkward silences? nothing because i am Awkard 38. Describe your dream girl/guy? someone that can enjoy really sweet and simple things in life, but also likes to take risks and do things that push their comfort zone. Someone that is full of love and can love me as intensely as i want to love them. Someone with a creative soul and a logical mind lol. 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? I really like Zara and Urban Outfitters 40. What do you want to do after high school? I’m in college and plan to go to graduate school after 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? No 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? That i’m either very mad or uncomfortable or in a bad/upset mood 43. Do you smile at strangers? no 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? outer space, the bottom of the ocean sounds fucking terrifying 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? my alarm 46. What are you paranoid about? never finding love 47. Have you ever been high? yes LOL 48. Have you ever been drunk? uh yes 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? not that i can think of 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? medium blue 51. Ever wished you were someone else? yes 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? i wish i was 20lbs thinner 53. Favourite makeup brand? kat von d b/c her liquid lipsticks 54. Favourite store? urban outfitters 55. Favourite blog? mine 56. Favourite colour? black and purple 57. Favourite food? as of lately i’ve been a slut for a good burrito 58. Last thing you ate? mint chocolate cookies 59. First thing you ate this morning? water and a mint lol 60. Ever won a competition? For what? not that i can recall 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? nope 62. Been arrested? For what? not yet lol, i hope never 63. Ever been in love? no, but i did briefly feel like i was falling in love with someone 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? we got drunk in his dorm room off of cheap shit beer and were holding hands listening to the front bottoms and watching one of their music videos and we just started kissing. it was really nice. 65. Are you hungry right now? no 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? i don’t have tumblr “friends” 67. Facebook or Twitter? twitter 68. Twitter or Tumblr? twitter 69. Are you watching tv right now? no 70. Names of your bestfriends? Ashley, Vicki, Kate, Alyssa, Tori, Alexis, Alesha, Alex 71. Craving something? What? love 72. What colour are your towels? the towel i’m currently using is pink 72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 3 and a pillow pet 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? yes 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? over 50 75. Favourite animal? french bulldogs 76. What colour is your underwear? green with limes on it 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? cherry garcia, ben and jerry’s 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? white 80. What colour pants? none  81. Favourite tv show? shameless or greys anatomy 82. Favourite movie? don’t have one 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? mean girls 1 OG 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? mean girls 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? regina 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? dory 87. First person you talked to today? someone in my first class 88. Last person you talked to today? alesha 89. Name a person you hate? garrett 90. Name a person you love? ashley 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? ellery 92. In a fight with someone? no 93. How many sweatpants do you have? like 5 pairs 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? prob like 20 or 30 lol 95. Last movie you watched? can’t recall 96. Favourite actress? don’t have one 97. Favourite actor? idk someone hot 98. Do you tan a lot? no 99. Have any pets? no i wish 100. How are you feeling? annoyed 101. Do you type fast? yes 102. Do you regret anything from your past? yes, i do stupid shit 103. Can you spell well? yes i love spelling lol 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? yeah fuck 105. Ever been to a bonfire party? yes! 106. Ever broken someone’s heart? no 107. Have you ever been on a horse? yes when i was little 108. What should you be doing? my OB paper 109. Is something irritating you right now? my throat hurts 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? yes.. 111. Do you have trust issues? yes you already asked me this 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? honestly can’t remember but i think alexis 113. What was your childhood nickname? loooorrnnn 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? yes... 115. Do you play the Wii? yes i fuck w mario kart 116. Are you listening to music right now? yes, ghostface killers by 21 savage 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? no i don’t eat chicken but i used to like it 118. Do you like Chinese food? YES 119. Favourite book? the clique series was pretty dope 120. Are you afraid of the dark? yes.... 121. Are you mean? yeah lol 122. Is cheating ever okay? no 123. Can you keep white shoes clean? for a certain period of time 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? kinda 125. Do you believe in true love? yes 126. Are you currently bored? no 127. What makes you happy? feeling loved and being high 128. Would you change your name? probably not 129. What your zodiac sign? cancer 130. Do you like subway? yes it’s delish 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? i don’t really have a best guy friend but if i did idk what i would do 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? alesha you already asked this 133. Favourite lyrics right now? “you are the rustling of leaves and you are that honey suckle breeze” -movements 134. Can you count to one million? if i really wanted to i could 135. Dumbest lie you ever told? idk when i was like 15 i had cut myself (purposely) on my stomach and my mom saw and i tried to play it off by saying i fell in a bush at my friend lisa’s house but in hindsight i know she didn’t buy that lmao 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? closed always 137. How tall are you? 5′9″ 138. Curly or Straight hair? straight 139. Brunette or Blonde? blonde 140. Summer or Winter? summer 141. Night or Day? night 142. Favourite month? either october or december 143. Are you a vegetarian? yes! i have been for 3.5 years 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? dark chocolate 145. Tea or Coffee? iced coffee or mint tea 146. Was today a good day? it was okay 147. Mars or Snickers? snickers 148. What’s your favourite quote? HE NEED SOME MILK -vine  149. Do you believe in ghosts? yes, spooky 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? nah im lazy
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Will Mehgan James land a Kardashian baby plus Venus Williams baby slip
Following in the footsteps of her famous big sisters, supermodel Kendall Jenner has signed a deal with a major athletic/fashion label. On Wednesday, it was announced that Kendall had officially signed a deal with international sports brand Adidas, which just so happens to also be the collaborating company on Kanye’s (Kendall’s brother-in-law) highly successful shoe and fashion line. This is Kendall’s first major promotional contract since the whole Pepsi debacle, where she inadvertently starred in one of the most talked about (in a bad way) TV commercials of 2017. Early in the day on Thursday, the 21-year-old super model took to her Instagram page to share the big news. Playfully, Kendall posted a video of her driving around in a golf cart decked out in Adidas Apparel. Alongside the video, Kendall captioned, “officially joining the Adidas fam!” Kendall Jenner, Instagram post: While she officially announced the news of her deal with Adidas on Thursday, Kendall did hint at the impending partnership a few weeks back. On May 18th, the Victoria’s Secret model posted a throwback photo of her as a little girl wearing an Adidas branded shirt. Alongside the nostalgic photo, Kendall captioned, “Always been an OG.” Kendall Jenner Instagram post: Nowadays, it is fairly common for big name models to sign deals with athletic brands. In fact, even Kendall’s own sister Kylie Jenner has a contract with one (Puma). In addition, Kendall’s good friends Bella and Gigi Hadid represent sports brands as well (Nike and Reebok, respectively). In other Kardashian-related news, yet another romance rumor has popped up involving a member of the Kardashian clan…and it is not Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kendall or Kylie. In fact, this most recent rumor involves their brother, Rob Kardashian, who has reportedly moved on from his baby mama, Blac Chyna. According to several media outlets, Rob is casually seeing 26-year-old Mehgan James. You may recognize her, as she has appeared on several seasons of VH1’s Bad Girls Club. In the most recent issue of US Weekly, a source close to Rob discussed some details about his supposed new beau. The source told the tabloid publication, “[Mehgan’s] matured and will be a good fixture in Rob’s life should [their relationship] continue.” Based on the most recent episodes of Rob’s family’s show Keeping Up with Kardashians, it wouldn’t be surprising if it turns out that Rob has finally decided to try something new. In last week’s episode of KUWTK, Rob confessed that he “honestly couldn’t remember” that last time that he had spoken with his former beau, Blac Chyna. However, as we have learned over the past few years, things are constantly changing when it comes to Rob and Blac Chyna’s relationship status. Therefore, only time will tell if Rob has actually decided to move on with Mehgan or if this rumor is merely a blip on the radar. When he was running for US Senate in 2008, Democratic candidate and former “SNL” writer and star Al Franken and his minder Kris Dahl played a prank on a political rival. The pair devised a plan to foil a Republican staffer who’d been dispatched to film Franken at public engagements, by inventing a tedious, never-ending debate about the purchase of a pullout bed. “Every time we got out of the car, we’d pretend we were in mid conversation,” Franken writes in his new book, “Al Franken: Giant of the Senate.” “Kris would emerge from the driver’s side first. Stepping out of the passenger side, I’d say, ‘Kris, I don’t know why you don’t just buy the pullout couch.’ ” Over the course of many campaign stops during the Minnesota election, the two debated the merits of the imaginary furniture in front of the spy, known as a “tracker.” Franken recalls, “My fervent hope is that some Republican staffer had to spend two years of his or her precious life transcribing hundreds of hours of me trying to persuade Kris Dahl to get a pullout couch.” Venus Williams may have accidentally revealed the sex of Serena’s unborn baby. During a French Open television interview with Eurosport on Wednesday, Venus used the term “she” when referring to the child, who is due later this year. When asked how she wants the new baby to address her, Venus, 36, didn’t hold back. “She’s going to call me favorite aunt,” she quipped. “Of course it’s like every day we’re like baby V, baby Isha, baby Lyn. We all want the baby to be named after us.” Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott‘s money problems are apparently getting worse. According to court documents obtained by E! News, City National Bank obtained a $220,000 default judgment against the couple after they missed a court appearance last week. The bank is suing them for allegedly failing to pay back a $400,000 loan from 2010. The bank was seeking approximately $205,000 from the couple stemming from the unpaid loan, as well as $17,000, which Spelling allegedly overdrew from the account. The pair’s money troubles have been aired publicly for over a year now. Spelling was sued twice in 2016 by American Express for allegedly failing to pay her balance. The first time was for a $37,981.97 bill and the second was for $87,595.55 Then in July 2016, they reportedly had a $259,108.23 tax lien placed against their property by the state of California stemming from unpaid taxes in 2014. To top it all off, McDermott’s ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace took him to court claiming he had failed to pay child support on their 18-year-old son. Spelling and McDermott — who wed in 2006 — have five children together, the youngest of whom was born in October 2016.
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Disney Tag
1. Favorite Disney movie?  I have a top 9: Hercules, Peter Pan, Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella, Tangled, Frozen, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, and now, the most recent addition to the list.... Moana
2. Walt Disney World or Disneyland? Ive only ever been to Disney World
3. Favorite Disney character? Favorite Disney princess: Belle, Favorite Disney Character in general, probably Megara just because of all her sass.
4. The first Disney movie you remember seeing in the theatres? I typically wait until they’re or on DVD and buy them.
5. What type of Disney item do you collect the most? Funko Pops, I currently have Tinkerbell, Elsa, Anna, Olaf, Mrs. Potts and Chip, Village Belle, Rapunzel w/ Pascal, Disgust from Inside Out (I’m sure Im missing a few more). As well as many Funko Pops of Once Upon A Time Characters  
6. Your favorite Disney song? Go the Distance from Hercules will always be my fave.
7. Favorite attraction/ride at the parks? Haunted Mansion and Space Mountain are really awesome, but when it comes to going to the parks I am much more into character hunting
8. What is your dream job at Disney? To be one of the princesses, duh. I would love to be Snow White, Belle, Rapunzel or Anna
9. Who's the park character you never want to miss meeting at the parks? Rapunzel. She is so adorable and fun, last time I went we had a nice talk about art.
10. What's your most treasured Disney item? My pins or my Belle Mickey Mouse ears
11. Which Disney voice actor would you most like to meet? Idina Menzel (Elsa), Kristen Bell (Anna), Mandy Moore (Rapunzel) or Josh Gad (Olaf or more currently live-action LeFou).
12. Favorite Disney movie that's not a classic/famous? (ex. Black Cauldron) Hercules or Hunchback of Notre Dame, both deserve so much more attention than they get.
13. If you could say anything to Walt Disney right now, what would it be? Thank you for creating so many of the classic stories that I treasure so deeply and that often give me the push I need to get through the things life tends to throw at me.
14. Your favorite snack to get at the parks? (Churros, Mickey's Ice Cream Bars, etc.) Haven’t really had any of the “snacks” but I have had meals at the restaurants. I really want to try ‘the grey stuff’.
15. Your favorite parade/show at the parks? I haven’t seen many parades or shows. I did see video footage of the castle before the fireworks started. I really enjoyed all the projected images and clips from all the movies :)
16. Flounder, Sebastian, or Scuttle? Scuttle! He’s hilarious! Sebastian is way to serious, and Flounders such a guppy ;)
17. Your favorite Disney memory? Walking into the Princess Royal Hall and seeing Cinderella and Rapunzel (2 of my faves). I think being able to see them both at the same time almost made me cry.
18. Do you have a favorite pair of Mickey ears? Yep. My Belle ears :)
19. If you could, what "forgotten princess" would you add to the official lineup? Megara even tho shes not a princess
20. Your favorite princess dress/outfit? Belle’s Yellow Dress or Elsa’s Ice Dress
21. Your favorite Disney soundtrack? Such a hard question, probably either Hercules or Beauty and the Beast
22. Genie, Abu, Carpet, Iago, or Rajah? Genie or Carpet
23. Favorite restaurant at the parks? The one I went to was Cosmic Ray’s Starlight Cafe.
24. How did you first discover the "magic" of Disney? Been watching disney movies since I was a little baby child. I remember pretending to be a mermaid, sitting on the couch/floor with my legs crossed singing Part of Your World lol.
25. What attraction are you most likely to go to first when you're at the parks? Haunted Mansion or Rapunzel’s kingdom area.
26. Your favorite "iconic" moment? (ex. Ariel on the rock, Aladdin finding the lamp, Rafiki lifting Simba, etc.) Beauty and the Beast the ball room dance :)
27. What's the saddest moment for you in any Disney film? Both scenes I instantly thought of were both Disney Pixar but Up, the whole montage with Carl and Ellie or Inside Out when Joy is sitting in the pit where all the forgotten memories go or when Riley comes back home after considering running away.
28. Best Disney kiss? Rapunzel and Flynn after she revives him with her tears.
29. If you could live in any world from a Disney movie, which would you choose? Arendelle, when... you know, everyones not freezing to death, or Atlantica but only if I get to be a mermaid.
30. Which Disney princess has the best sidekicks? Tangled, Pascal is the best!
31. If you could have a party themed around any Disney movie, which one would you pick? I want to have a Tangled themed party.... there will be lanterns... LOTS AND LOTS OF LANTERNS!!!
32. Are you the only one obsessed with Disney in your family? Or does it run in the family? My mom tolerates my insanity and watches Disney movies with me but I’m pretty much the only one with the obsession
33. Lumiere, Mrs. Potts, Cogsworth, or Chip? Lumiere
34. What are your top five favorite Disney blogs on Tumblr? Oh jeez, I follow a lot and the names of almost all of them escape me. I apologize for all that I cant think of but I know some have refollowed me. The ones I can think of is thegirltobreakthespell and snowiebelle
35. If you could choose the plot/adaptation for the next Disney movie, what would it be? Princess finds a magical object that her family has been keeping from her and has to figure out on her own what it does and if they’ve been intending on using it for good or evil.
36. Favorite hotel at the parks? Any of the movie themed rooms
37. Which Disney movie do you turn to when you're sad/upset? Any of my favorites, for the most part either Hercules, Tangled or Frozen
38. The Aladdin show or The Little Mermaid show? Never seen any of the disney world shows.. :/
39. Do you plan to have/have you had your honeymoon at a Disney park? No but I do really want to go there with my boyfriend. Especially since we are both Disney nerds
40. Favorite piece of Disney clothing/accessory to wear? My stained glass rose Beauty and the Beast necklace or my snow white shirt.
41. Post a picture of yourself that's Disney-related. Some to come soon I promise :)
42. Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck? Mickey, duh. He’s the OG!
43. What Disney movies/worlds would you like to see in the next Kingdom Hearts game? Haven’t played Kingdom hearts
44. Which Disney movie, even if it's not your favorite, will always have a special place in your heart and for what reason? A Goofy Movie. That was mine and my dads movie as a kid and we still refer to it as “our movie” today. I was going to get both of us “Hi Dad Soup Shirts” off cakeworthy... - If you don’t understand what Hi Dad Soup is, watch A Goofy Movie RIGHT NOW!
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