#office swag

[unpretty]

Wait wait what did your boss do with the sweet potato??? I'm trying to imagine how you'd eat a raw sweet potato, they are so solid. You could shave bits off I guess??? Did they microwave it?

he slowly sawed it in half with a plastic butter knife, put one half back in the lunchbox (presumably for tomorrow) and then microwaved the other half

#original #this isn't even getting into the reused mcdonald's promotional cup for the movie maid in manhattan #it wasn't a special cup or anything it was just a giant mcdonald's cup with the maid in manhattan poster on it #that movie came out in 2002 #he has an enormous stack of giant mcdonald's cups in his office that he fills with a mix of fanta and some kind of cheap fruit punch #the butter knife may also have been from mcdonald's. i don't know and i don't want to know. #zero waste icon i guess but also that sounds like a great way to be full of microplastics #i need you to imagine the experience of eating your onigiri bento and your boss walks in #sets down his maid in manhattan mcdonald's cup full of fanta juice cocktail #reaches into his lunchbox with the name of a pharmaceutical company on it bc his wife got it as free swag #and pulls out a single whole raw sweet potato #i just had to sit there frantically googling when maid in manhattan came out trying not to make eye contact as he sawed through his potato #it took like ten minutes #i take my lunch at a different time now so we don't overlap

[the-dangerous-mute-lunatic]

You are absolutely right though

#thank you mydogiswaycoolerthanme #for the belly laugh with your tags #cause yea you right #i gave this design too much swag for the robot version of a office depot stationary department #wheatley #portal #portal 2 #my art

[sweetstwawbewwymilk]

This is how he met Officer James right?

#detective grimoire #tangle tower #officer james #secrets of the swamp #art #his transmasc swag...

[bumblingbabooshka]

Spock Nerd and Tuvok Prep - What is T'Pol in terms of American High School Clique Stereotypes?

#what is....T'POL!???? #I know all Vulcans are sort of nerds by birthright but I'm trying to do something here #I'm earnestly asking I haven't seen enough ENT!!!! #Spock is nerd to me because he has that 'was viciously bullied as a child' swag + science officer #meanwhile Tuvok has that 'my father will hear about this' energy especially when he was younger #getting temporarily disowned didn't temper this #HOWEVER.........I /do/ know that Spock COULD be goth.

[guavi]

Embracing my Stupid Cosplay Pics Only phase, modern AU Venat and Emet at FanFest

Hear feel think live laugh love 🩵✨

#cosplay #ffxiv #ffxiv fanfest #emet is a tired software architect with caffeine for blood who shows up to the office at 2 pm for 3 hours when the stars align #venat is in her Wine Mom Era with zero kids #shoves phone in emet’s face ‘hey hades look at what azem just sent me i believe this is what the kids call a swag meme’

[graceful-not]

|MANAGER OF REALM REASSIGNMENT|

#ninjago #jay walker #jay gordon #dragons rising #agent walker #his OG suit is good but its boringness bothered me. His suboordinates slay wayy more than him (turtleneck swag) so i wanted to redesign the #the suit to have more detail + more of his actual colors sjdhhs. #I KEPT TRYING TO PUT LITTLE LIGHTNING OR ELECTRICITY SYMBOLISM BUT IT KEPT LOOKING BAD. LIKE I TRIED TO MAKE THE TIE INTO THE SHAPE OF #A LIGHTNING BOLT BUT IT RUINED THE WHOLE LIKE. BORING CORPORATE OFFICE AESTHETIC SJDHBDBS #uhh anyway Jay fans *clicks my tongue like im calling a cat* hiii #today I learned drawing freckles is Hard Actually #my art #WHY DID TUMBLR MAKE THE QUALITY SO BAD AJSHBS

[governmentmandatedryujinstan420]

letting this breach containment.

#hand jumper #juni chang #ishaan cha #do people even use his first name or is he relegated officer cha for now and forever #the way i forgot i had tumblr #THE WAY I FORGOT I HAD HJ MEMES ON MY COMPUTER. #THE WAY THE SAYEON BIRTHDAY POST WAS NEVER POSTED ON HER BIRTHDAY. #well on discord yeah but now the joke is lost. #still debating on making this a meme acc or a hj rambling acc #if you have any constructive criticism #questions or just wanna make sure i'm alive just ask me ig #the masses aren't ready yet for these two i'm afraid #me neither tho tbh #s2 is gonna kick my ass if ishaan finally gets his 1/16th of internal monologue #give him the instructor sang treatment and i WILL explode #sayeon shitpost next ig i'm so mad at myself now actually #but their queerplatonic situationship bewitched me #or their situationship swag whatever floats your boat i don't discriminate #also if anyone understands what ishaan's handle means i will give you a hug i was giggling making it #if no one gets it my lame ass will cry

[imagionary]

Belle Dama means Beautiful Lady uwu 💚

#She reminds me of a weevil so I decided to try to encorporate that a bit into our AU design for her #Belle is the sweetest person in the office and she cares for everyone #she's got lotsa eyes to watch you with #and her favorite shows teehee #She tends to be a bit too caring but she refuses to let go of her optimism #why stop being kind to others when they need kindness and care just as much as you when you're hurting? #Belle has that transwoman swag #she has three kids and they all have kids so she's got a nicely sized family #Cassie is her favorite totally only grandchild though; it seems her family is a bit dysfunctional by the things she talks about it in our AU #belle dama #mouthpiece #ttcc #toontown corporate clash #toontown: corporate clash #ttcc au #imagionary rambles

[apollos-boyfriend]

i hope every tmagp alternate version of the tma characters are happy and healthy and safe. except oliver banks because i cannot physically imagine that man as anything but the world’s most pathetic divorced insomniac. i hope he’s suffering ❤️

#icarus speaks #tmagp spoilers #ik he and graham weren’t married. just boyfriends #but TELL me he doesn’t have the worlds strongest divorcee swag #i hope he’s a miserable graveyard shift office worker #i love oliver with all my heart which is why i hope he suffers

[bhxrdy]

thank you for tagging me @gemini-mama @lostsolace 💕

make your own cute pixel picrew

tagging @persephones-journey @arcielee @itbmojojoejo @poetic-fiasco and whoever else who wants to do it 💕

#this was a bit tough but fun :3 #tag game #and yes #i have a red flannel just like in the picture #courtesy of work #if its not a paddle #its “office swag” #glasses do look..... odd lol

[fluentisonus]

#her rakish swag........................ #thoughts #the recruiting officer #^ 'odso!' is a way of saying 'god so!' btw it's an exclamation not a name

[robinwaaaaa]

I'd like to see Explorer in his army uniform, even though he's supposed to be a 'civilian' satellite. I mean, they didn't almost name him 'Top Kick' for nothing! On an unrelated note, I do not support the War in Viet Nam!

Hey presto! Launch provider cosplay!

The Explorer program was a pitch from the US Army, it competed directly with the Navy's Vanguard for the title of America's first satellite, and amongst its plethora of banging potential names also included "Highball", "Deal" and "Missile 29" (which I love). But having been mainly built by JPL citizens, I didn't give my personification of their first satellite much military flair—nor much of a closet for that matter—so this was a fun prompt to shake things up!

At first, the sheer amount of uniforms tore me on what would be best fit and that's JUST counting the 50s iterations, but then I thought it'd be a great moment to introduce his near-identical siblings who could just model in his place. Two birds, one stone! Meet 3 and 4. :-)

#explorer 1 #explorer 3 #explorer 4 #id put 1 in a titularly accurate topkick/sergeant fit if it werent for the fact hell just look exactly like sputnik #alas field officer swag be upon ye #space age #satellite #spacecraft #personification #doodle #vintage #different clothes

[h8onbiglenci]

Reminder: this is my world. you’re a pedestrian 🤪

#tumblr #dope #swag #fashion #cute #melanin #cdg #comme des garcons archive #comme des garçons #converse #black #black girl aesthetic #black girl moodboard #photodump #atlanta #the office #money #luxury #black girl luxury #h8onbree #briennae8 #ootdinspo #street fashion #streetwear

[max-nolastname]

flint: i kill people because i have a deep rage in my heart and soul over the injustices committed by colonial empires; this stems from personal lived experiences of having everything ive worked so hard for taken away from me by said empire because im a queer man with little socio-economic capital. somehow, this act of colonial violence is not only valid in the eyes of western civilization but celebrated and by god i hate them for it

us:

#after 2.05 it really was like nah let him do it #walrus crew: its wrong to kill your crewmates as our captain :// #flint: have you considered the facts? #walrus crew: which are? #flint: okay so-- #flints glassdoor reviews are like: -1/10 you will probably die there are no benefits other than being fucking swag. #the boss sucks and what sucks most is that he's kinda right #also white bs fandom has the tendency to boil down flints motivations to thomas #no he worked twice as hard as his peers to get to where he is from a carpenters son to a naval officer #which is a station usually only attainable for higher born men? he must have been fucking exceptional #to have all of that taken away and for what? because he messed around with the wrong lord? #flint had no way of fighting back because of what he is #he just had no leverage no socioeconomic capital to fight alfred ham #wait omfg modern au bs x leverage crossover where flint miranda and thomas go to the leverage crew for help #lets go steal an earl #anyways #stfu haidee #black sails #james flint #miranda hamilton #black sails memes #my original post

[bigender-swag-battle]

Round 1 Side B

#bigender swag battle #polls #tumblr bracket #round 1 #hura stapleton #the office type #prince sebastian #lady crystallia #the prince and the dressmaker

[sleepii-moth]

im realizing now that me wanting to be a concept artist is going to turn out interesting if i ever have to go into and office, considering my ass cannot sit like a normal person while drawing, i was literally drawing and sitting like this earlier

#you walk into the office and the artist that just got hired is sitting in a way that you never wouldve thought possible #employers may or may not be charmed by my autistic homosexual swag