Any knife ear who has enough taste to pick a dwarf can’t be that bad and they're both the best from their respective LOTR races
Odo x Quark:
They love/hate each other so much. Literal cop x criminal relationship. They are the most important people in each other's lives but they refuse to acknowledge it. Odo cannot stop himself from manhandling Quark and Quark is so into it.
A/N: Day 19 for @trektober-challenge for the Trek bit.
“QUARK!”
Quark’s sigh is quiet even as he stacks six more tribbles into the cage, locking it before answering Odo’s call back to the bar.
“Odo?”
“Why are there…”
“I have no idea.”
Quark mutters, stacking the new arrivals before looking at Odo.
“Ask Sisko?”
“I shall.”
Quark smiles just slightly, boxing up more tribbles to take back to the cages. He’ll find some way to rehome the little fluffballs, one day. For now as long as he has cages he’ll be fine, he hopes. All he needs now is to work out how to stop them reproducing.
Later, Odo comes back, apologizes in his usual gruff way and nearly sits on a tribble, Quark moving swiftly to grab the creature, making excuses to put it in a cage and hide his amusement. He might not always understand Odo, but he does like him.
Something something Odo, something something Quark, something something Odo thinking the clashing patterns are ugly while Quark insists they are high fashion, something something they argue and kiss